Tuesday, March 3, 2009

All That And A Penis Ta-boot

Okay, so check out Ru Paul.

This video does NOT, by the way, mean that all gay men are drag queens and when gay marriage is finally legal that all the streets in all the world will become gay disco clubs. But, how totally awesome would that be???

I've never really been a huge Ru Paul fan. No idea why, since I am the world's biggest Fairy Princess and she is the world's biggest Fairy Queen. My friend Jeff, the Giant Iraq War Vet I stormed the temple with last fall (okay, we just marched with 3,000 other people but the image of me storming the temple makes me laugh - so stormed it is), is a good friend of Ru's and has all these amazing pictures of him dressed in Ru's dresses, wigs and make-up. Jeff's a United States Marine - and he looks freaking amazing.

He showed me videos of Ru Paul and I was flat out pissed that a MAN looks that curvaceous, glamorous and hot as hell. I understand that it takes make-up, costumes, camera angles, lighting and an entire crew to get him to look like that - and I'm not sure that, even if I could end my passionate love affair with baked goods, I would want to look like Ru Paul - but still... DAMN.

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