Dropping The Towel ...

First a little sports & politics ....

I saw today that Houston Astros short stop Miguel Tejada was sentenced to one year probation for “misleading” congress with his testimony during the steroid hearings back in the day. Okay, fine. Miggi lied to congress and that’s against the law. So, he gets investigated, charged, reaches a plea bargain and gets probation. That’s how the system should work.

But, I’m kind of wondering if the feds might get around to investigating and prosecuting Raphael Palmeiro? You remember him, right? He’s the guy who wagged his finger at the congressional committee while saying "Let me start by telling you this: I have never used steroids, period. I don't know how to say it any more clearly than that. Never." Only to end up getting suspended by Major League Baseball about five months later for testing positive for steroids. Yeah, that was pretty funny how that all worked out.

Oh, and while we’re on this whole “lying to congress is a crime” kick, think somebody could look into all the weapons of mass destruction and other, let’s say “questionable” claims that Bush administration officials made in their congressional testimony? I mean, it kinda looks bad that the only person we’re actually going to prosecute for lying to congress is a baseball player. I’m just sayin’.


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Okay, I don’t normally post videos that I didn’t make on here, but this one really cracked me up. This pizza delivery guy has a story he’s going to tell people about for a long time. He better not tell his fellow delivery people either. Otherwise they’ll all fight over who gets to deliver to this house.

The video is semi-NSFW. You don’t really see anything, but if you you’re not sure, don’t watch it. You’ve been warned!




If you didn’t watch it cause of the NSFWishness, basically they set up a camera and video taped this chick getting pizza delivery while wearing only a towel. And, since this is the internet, you know what happens. Yup, she “accidentally” drops the towel and flashes the driver.

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I loved about delivering pizzas back in college. Well, nothing quite like that ever happened to me. There was the occasional housewife wearing a robe that wasn’t completely closed from time to time. But, never just dropping the towel or answering the door naked.

Oh, there was a dude who answered his door naked once. That’s not really what I was hoping for though.

Usually if anything like that was going to happen it would be at hotels. Drunk and out of town doesn’t count, ya know. But seriously, people tend to more relaxed and less inhibited when out of town and staying in hotels. So, if I the door ever opened and there people in different stages of undress, it was mostly likely going to happen at a hotel.

Of course there was that time when a guy who had to be in his 60s answered the door at the Days Inn wearing only a thong. And his wife was on the bed wearing a little nightie. And they invited me to come back and hang out with them when I got off work!

I really wish I could forget about that night. (I did NOT go back!).

I do have to admit that high school girls having a sleepover where much more likely to be running around in their undies than the college girls. And we weren’t allowed to go up to the rooms of the girls dorms, so never got any flashes of naked college chicks running around. There were two girl’s dorms that were “open”, but the place I worked for had a policy that said we couldn’t go beyond the lobby of the dorms or sorority houses. That kinda sucked.

Anyway, all of us guys who worked at that joint used to joke all the time about how pizza delivery guys always got great action in porn movies and we were all sure we would get our chance. None of us ever did. I mean, I did get my chance twice. But, once it was with an old couple and the other time it was a dude. So, it never really worked out like I had planned.

Just like so many other things in life.