Friday, April 28, 2006

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

at the elliot smith "figure 8" wall...

There are people who blog for a living, there are people who blog for a cause, there are people who blog to be worshipped, there are people who blog to make art and there are people who blog for no reason, stabbing themselves in the chest again and again and again with the pointlessness of it all.I've started writing a book for anyone who blogs or is thinking of blogging but it is especially

Saturday, April 22, 2006

interludes

lying here, stoned and dethroned in the unreal yellow half-light of the cool spring rain. im toying with the notion that while it might not be possible to truly think several thoughts at once, perhaps we can conceive of our consciousness as a pair of hands that holds thoughts like stones--picking up one, pressing on it for some time and perhaps holding it close before putting it down and picking

Friday, April 21, 2006

if i could have a clue what justice is it would be more than i deserve.

i'm gonna turn my back for awhile, downwhile nothing bad can or will befallthe lights welcome me all by myselfand the fires only bronze they do not burnwell do you understand girls where its goingi'll fuck girls, if there's violence to comewhy, happiness, ohhhh happinessthey're crying, and their night has comeSee them in the theatre, they're very, very realScold them when they come home, dirty,

Never ever ever could we fake moves.

Back in the days when I was a teenagerBefore I had status and before I had a pagerYou could find the Abstract listening to hip hopMy pops used to say, it reminded him of be-bopI said, well daddy don't you know that things go in cyclesThe way that Bobby Brown is just ampin like MichaelIts all expected, things are for the lookinIf you got the money, Quest is for the bookinCome on everybody, let's

Left looking just like a ghost.

When you're lost in the rain in JuarezAnd it's Eastertime tooAnd your gravity failsAnd negativity don't pull you throughDon't put on any airsWhen you're down on Rue Morgue AvenueThey got some hungry women thereAnd they really make a mess outa youNow if you see Saint AnniePlease tell her thanks a lotI cannot moveMy fingers are all in a knotI don't have the strengthTo get up and take another

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Hard like that.

i looked at a picture of myself as a baby--so beautiful, tiny and strong."Don't worry, kid," i said, "i got yr back."
would u be an outlaw for my love?

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

in a new york city public park about to fall off the wagon...

i can feel the world vibrating off its core as it shows me how simultaneously alive and dead it isthe tree in front of me is so still, its branches are like the arms of a statue. each little leaf however is trembling wildly, achey shakey breaky.my outsides are frozen but my insides are jumping...i know that one will take care of the other--if i break this self-imposed paralysis one step after

Saturday, April 15, 2006

u gave me yr mix

we're like outlawsnyc punk art rockerswe have our secret places in the citylike the secret spots on our bodiesand secret meanings in our mixesour love blooms orange and redflowers and flames, the happy and sad feelings between songs...memories form dark twists beneath the surfaceof soft spring soilbut everything's okit's all as it should belove and lossrise and fallsweetness and light--the earth

Friday, April 14, 2006

Creating Situations

i come back and the rain is a movie dreamits only falling in certain spots along the lavender streetthe moon is yellow the streetlight toothe tulips r sprinkled with white blossom petalsi feel like nico's voiceroom 526, it's enough to make u sickmy eyes never stop filming...it's funny when u see some old-time actor make an appearance on one of those new, teencentric sitcoms...they blow all this

Thursday, April 13, 2006

wandering

woostercollectiveLike any one of your standard “artist coming of age/realization of destiny” Hollywood flicks, my story begins in the wilderness, where I have wandered for many years. In this case, the wilderness is encompassed by my bedroom walls.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

u got me open like 7-11.

Brad Pitt talks architecture on PBS

Brad Pitt

According to the news, Brad Pitt will narrate "Design: e2," a series about environmentally friendly architecture, which will air in June on PBS, a spokeswoman said Tuesday. The six-part series will focus on worldwide efforts to build environmentally friendly structures through sustainable architecture and design.

Brad Pitt passion for architecture was known more since George Clooney and Brad Pitt have invested in a $3 billion in a Las Vegas casino complex and it was said Brad, will design the casino which will be called Las Ramblas.

In other celebrity news, Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Laurence Fishburne have donated custom-made motorcycles to an online charity auction to benefit a planned memorial in Washington for Martin Luther King Jr.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

No Wedding Race between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston is laughing off the rumors that she and ex-husband Brad Pitt are in competition as to who will remarry first. The ex-celebrity couple had just sold their home and the only thing that Jennifer Aniston wants now is a guy with "loyalty, honesty ... good sense of humor".

In the meantime, the Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston - who is dating Vince Vaughn - is promoting her new movie Friends With Money and it is said she reportedly quitting Hollywood if not she will sure move to Chicago - with new love Vince Vaughn - because she's so sick of being hounded by the press.

Earlier this week, while Jennifer Aniston had reportedly donated Brad Pitt's clothes to charity, ending Brad Pitt chapter, her ex-husband brought with the mother of his first child, Angelina Jolie a Chateau in Normandie. It seems that each has plans but no wedding yet.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Beverly Hills house sold

Jennifer and Brad house

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's home has reportedly sold twice what they paid for it. The property - in the exclusive Beverly Hills district of Hollywood - has been on the market ever since the ex-couple celebrity split last year.

The ex-celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston spent almost £2.5 million and more than three years remodeling the house, adding heated, marble kitchen floors, a private screening room and, for a pub room, wood floors imported from a 200-year-old French chateau.

According to public records, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston bought the house in 2001 from entertainment attorney Ken Ziffren, paying $13.1 million. Neighbors include actor Danny DeVito and longtime media executive David Geffen.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Laurence Fishburne to Give Motorcycle for Charity

Brad Pitt

According to the news, Morgan Freeman recruited A-list pals Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Laurence Fishburne who have donated custom-made motorcycles to an online charity auction raising money for a planned memorial for the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. in Washington, D.C. Four bikes are on the line, two from Ben Affleck and one each from Brad Pitt and Laurence Fishburne and bids may be placed through Friday on the at charityfolks.com.

So far according to Charity Folks site this morning situation was:

  • Ben Affleck's 2001 2-cylinder, 4 stroke Big Dog Bulldog - $12,000 so far.
  • Laurence Fishburne's bike is a replica of the "Captain America" model in the movie Easy Rider - $11,000 so far.
  • Brad Pitt's bike, a Ducati SR4, - $8,000 so far.
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Sunday, April 9, 2006

Ocean

I live alone. Sometimes at nite i wake up so scurred i'm paralyzed and you're not there to hold me so in order to calm down i imagine the rest of u out there, doing what u do in yr different time zones. the things u write about. u don't think i read it but i do...i read with my eyes closed and my laptop flipped open and my heart palpitating and little red shapes dancing against the orange

Saturday, April 8, 2006

one reason i haven't moved back to europe is that even after everything i still have faith in the taste of the american people. like how they like seinfeld and the simpsons. i feel like i can entertain them. that they'll get me.that's one of the reasons i stay.

13 inch television

i have a tv for the first time in a year. as always, it was given to me. i've never purchased a television. someone finds out i dont have one and decides im suffering some lack. i took this one because it isn't too big. speaking of which i like smallville. the story of the teenage clark kent/superman growing up in the heart of the heart of the country, where he was deposited as a baby in a

Friday, April 7, 2006

One Thousand Posts Later

I always knew I'd build something cool one day. It coulda been a bomb or a bridge but instead it turned out to be a blog.oh wells.wasters of the world unite!!

Thursday, April 6, 2006

> > > heya,> > > ...u have> > > to remember that I come from the blog school of> > raymi> > > anti and jamie, where its like blogs andblogging> > and> > > posts r SO not important...its all one big> > unnecessary> > > waste of time, the whole fucking enterprise. > > > > > > only once a blogger fully realizes that willtheir> > > blog kick ass.> > > > > > xoxoxo

Monday, April 3, 2006

how i write stories

I stretch threads of text back and forth until I create a cat’s cradle out of all the moments leading up to and away from that one initial moment, which no longer exists. It's a black square on the table. The Perfect Polaroid that never developed.My job is to shake the shit out of it.

Sunday, April 2, 2006

Iron Will

“Little Willie”: That's what they called my great-great grandfather--stunted and hunched and pale as a corpse with black hair and blue eyes. His back was twisted and from it he suffered chronic pain in his shoulders and hips. Blood moved thru his swollen veins in sludgy, polluted clumps, made worse by the anti-nutrition of the English pub food fry-ups that he subsisted upon. The poison his

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Bought Chateau in Normandie

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

According to the news, the celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt bought a chateau at Benerville near Deauville (West France) along the Normandy coast, once owned by Yves Saint Laurent and Pierre Berge since 1978. Normandy is a very picturesque area of France and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are very attached by the house built in 1874, a castle that covers 850 square meters, has nine bedrooms, and is located inside a 30 hectares park with different kind of gardens. Chateau Gabriel has an exotic garden, Japanese garden of stones, and a traditional well-manicured park.

It seems the celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who have been residing in Paris for some time, will reportedly stay in France so Angelina can give birth in Paris as a tribute to her mother, French-born actress Marcheline Bertrand.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Jennifer Aniston donates Brad Pitt clothes to charity

J.Aniston

According to the recent news, the Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston has reportedly donated Brad Pitt's clothes to charity. Jennifer Aniston was spotted dumping sacks of Brad Pitt's clothes at a second-hand store in California. In other celebrity news, last year it was claimed Jennifer Aniston burned her wedding dress and Brad Pitt's old love letters, photos and music collection in order to remove every trace of Brad Pitt - who is now expecting a baby with Angelina Jolie - from her life. Recently, Jennifer Aniston revealed that she is fed up being labelled as a victim in her failed marriage to Brad Pitt; maybe her charity action is the final step of her sadness and the first step to happiness and hope.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]