Blogger broke my shit when I tried to move it to google. Fucking hell.

Fame in the future TENSE.

I was walking in my neighborhood the other nite with Woody Allen, both of us blown on precious purp and stuffed with brick oven pizza. I stared at my pal as we got ready to cross 1st Avenue and what I thought was a look of contentment at all being right with the world was actually a look of jaded disgust.“UGH!” my friend muttered, as she adjusted her famous, thick-framed glasses. “Look at that,

Everyone's trying not to disappear.Here comes another year...--Royal Trux, "Another Year"

Sometimes what a girl wants most is to be fucked from behind and then to have her face pressed down in the puddle that is the aftermath.

Fuck BRANDTRUEBOY.

My ex-girlfriend was a huge fan of my writing, but she hated BRANDTRUEBOY. She couldn’t understand why I wasted my time and talent on a blog. She resented the characters and their adventures, claiming she had to share me with them, as I spent so many hours working on the blog’s “plot”.When I asked her to be more explicit she’d shrug her shoulders and not offer details. Over time it dawned on

innernet niggas.

Bloggers I have met in real life do not then become like the other people I know. They remain in a separate category—a social world apart from anything I’ve known before. And by social world I don’t mean their class or whether they come from money. I mean that they represent an entirely new way of being with others.Innernet friends are always innernet friends, even after you meet

M-m-m-m-my generation.

An unconnected node is an unprotected node.

Shields up! Shields up!

Into the k-hole of home entertainment.

i need a friend.

fate, up against yr will

it's like two lanes of the same highway stretching out into the distance--what happened and how i think about it--and they never meet, they never become one.it's always like it happened to someone else.the yellow line glows on the screen.the thing i never could have known was how strong all that storymaking would make me.

im just gonna write this and let it take me where it goes. i never do that. everything i write is planned planned planned. the way i used to ride the trains in the middle of the nite with my ear buds in and my stickers in my side pockets. even now it's hard not to press the left arrow and edit edit edit. or else i get distracted like i just did. the other browser window was open to my blog

Denim nation

All u really need to make it in NYC in the winter is a thugged-out jacket embroidered with intricate, pornographic scenes. And a white cotton t-shirt and crisp, freshly washed (and pressed) blue jeans. A pair of brandy new, never worn, bright white 30 dollar Nikes makes the grade over a pair of unpolished 300 dollar Italian boots...Being young and clean is very American. I think it has to do

dread lion

but there's also life. beautiful, real feelings and sex and breathing and rock shows.there's love and a sense of well-being that is right there, in yr very own chest. don't let anyone make u believe differently. stop. step aside. help someone out.puff puff give.TAKE EVERY DAY AS IT COMES, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

after i turned off the tv...

A plane flew over the city and got me thinking about the end of the world, and how it sometimes doesn't feel so faraway, but that maybe that's just a part of ordinary living--the crushing sense of dying--the feeling of the towering black wave out there in the distance.Perhaps it is every generartion's gift to think it's The Last.shakespeare was a minx.Annihilation: to be in love is to be snuffed

Americans are becoming so tuff and cold. Even the movie Happy Feet had sad and scurry parts.

kick satan out!

All the great artists agree on one thing: the easiest way to do something is almost always the best way. that's what made michelangelo paint the sistine chapel on his back and that's what made andy warhol turn photographs into huge square stencils...it's what made kafka send his characters to bridges they can never cross...these great artists had things they wanted to do and this was the

driven

u know yr possessed by something when it takes u along with it.no matter where it goesand you become a passenger of your own lifeyr thoughts hurtle thru space as billboards flash by,filled with remindersAnd u drop a handful of Swedish Fish on the car floor.

B Ferreal.

I remember working at the duplicating office at college and talking to one of my co-workers about how I was so gullible that I believed nearly anything anyone told me and how this prevented me from being cool.“In my little high school crew I was like Vern from ‘Stand By Me’—my big round face was always lit up with awe at whatever nutso shit my homegirls said.”“You’re lucky,” he said, in his slow,

thou ouest god a death.

how can u have yr pudding when u dont eat yr meat?

the spectacular spectacular

we lay in bed listening to my 5 hour weekend mix and remarking upon the high number of sick girls who were amongst our fave bloggers.i thought of those poor chickys--trapped inside and growing deep. we smoked their dank hydroponic ways as the mix went on to a track that was really a hidden minimix that i had done in a dj class at the scratch academy. a mix within a mix...a submix like a

My church…Is a bold, cold frontthat descends like The Mothership when seasons change, blasting a remix of Depeche Mode’s “Enjoy the Silence”.Inside there’s an opening—an unpainted steeple. Long wood fibers stretch rigid against the moisture filled sky with its bands of cloudsit’s purple and pink sunrise evocations…(backdrop to rockets red glare flag raising declarations)Down below a dying man

It's time 4 me 2 make ammends with the hipsters.Please forgive me, hipsters. It isn't yr fault that u can't understand.

TRUE FAKE

One night, they woke me and told me it wasn’t safe where we were. There was a blur of activity as everyone helped to pull up camp. I walked around with ground glass in my joints and watched as one after another my peoples hopped onto the back of beat-up bikes and ancient, rusted cars. Five kids helped me gather my things and then drove me through the canyon in the back of a pick-up with a

i feel it too:something is about to happen.

dance with me

i've got the rhythm.i can take u there.let's hit the limit.(u gotta lot of technique)

I quit therapy. Three years is a good long time. Freud would have approved, and in the end, I sure do luvs me some Sigmund.The challenge now is to step out into the cold and become who I am.Like how a snowflake becomes it’s pointed tips as it falls against the muted, noonday sun.A black shape. One of many.The mode of actualization has been given to me through this blog.BRANDTRUEBOY=WILL TO

bold like revolution

bing.

Page 94...

The book will never have as much eloquence as it did before I started writing it. But that's ok. That's just a part of it becoming a thing in the world.It's the same as how a dream doesn't exist until we tell it to someone.

Sometimes the logo is the best part. (the emily dickinson "death is airTIGHT" mix)

I love making logos. Slogans. Rhymes. Doo-dads... Wordy Gurdys. Nick-names. Catch-phrases...insults...Anything short that packs a PUNCH.I'm tryin to cold bite a fucked up rhyme here. I'd like to emulate a killer polaroid; or a tiny detail in an epic film... Pix with words are even better. Especially if they have an enigmatic quality to them. Like this one: Or this one--in fact, if i'd

innernet

oh man. we are all going to die. well, that's no surprise but i mean a whole lotta peeps is gonna die real soon...ok so that is no surprise, that's true...right now people are dying en masse. in africa, and china and india...fucking hell.it all just feels so bad right now, u know what i mean?the vibration. the loneliness of death.(out there beyond the wall breaking bottles in the hall)can u

As this saga begins it's final lap, i'm beginning to imagine my next character(s).One of them will be called Pharmakon, aka, The Poisoned Present. She will have the ability to see into the future, but it will be a vision so indeterminate, so devoid of actual information, that it isn't until after the event takes place that the repetitive dream make sense.For instance, she dreams of a cloud

My compass is tried and TRUE

I felt a little uneasy on easy streetout of place and incompletecall it guilt call it what you willkissed goodbye the summer skieshollywood and malibu tidesthrough thick and thin you got a good friend in mejust give me a beer and give me a bedchase the demons out of my headplay me a song and sing me to sleepand meet me in the middle of my dreamswell i've seen the sun rise from the cliffs of point

I like my sugar with coffee and cream.

Risky Business

Of course, there are also the times when you have to saywhat the hell.Those times--and only you can know from the voice inside when it is such a time--when you have to leave. Quit on the spot. Get up and walk away from the table.go out for the paper, and never come back.I've had to do that before.Having character is always a risky business.

To the friend to whom i want to write back but i need to think about my answer...

Here's the thing: I believe in getting seriously educated while yr still young. For those of us without access to high end public schools or expensive private ones, this is something that has to be pursued at home, in addition to whatever shoddy shitslime curriculum that's being slopped out in yr local cinderblock square where the halls are lined with bullies and indifference. If yr lucky

I flip through the TV channels and wonder how it’s possible to have so much money invested in nothing that anyone actually needs. Clothes, furniture, people… I mean, the world doesn’t need another American Idol. Or maybe it does. Maybe another American idol will help take our minds off the boring ugly real life (i.e., normal) teenagers one sees every day with terrible skin and chemically

now my heart is full

The blogness of the blog.

What makes us what we are in the end is the ability to sit for hours and hours on end in front of a monitor screen. In this we have much in common with gamers, porn addicts, tv-aholics, We might, as individuals, fail in real life but on the innernet we know how to BE FERREAL, which has about as much in common with reality as your fave reality tv show. We become versions of ourselves. I don’t

i like living inside. drugged sleeping awaitsthat's part of who i am--the writer, locked up in my room...embedded in that ability to spend long hours singularly focussed is the desire to be alone.(alone but not lonely, with loved ones just down the way) i reread the post i wrote this year on the anniversary. it was the expression of a simple wish, a desire to shut down and stop after a day of

GOT BITCHES

cloWords are the pasteboard placeholders between our gaze and the pendulum swing:(the sound and the explosion)(the thought and the notion)(the boom and the bip)(yr broken teeth and yr busted lip)

FUCK YEAH.

the words are like tetris blocks. they come at me and i struggle to make them fit together...I dont own them and neither do u.That doesn't change the fact that they are worth everything in the world to me.

My real name is "Dancey Pants".

mywerdsRyrwerds&yrwerdsRmywerds

this one goes out to all the peeps out there who cut and paste my words onto their own sites.this one goes out to the biters and the poseur-dickhead dum-dums, the teeny wheezers and green-faced pukers, the fat kids with leaky guts and trucker butts, the nerdy nose-pickers and masturbators, the porn lovers and human haters, the squares with acne in the shape of big "L"s on their foreheads...this

overwrought (you and me in time)

i love that part on antiques roadshow when the person finds out how much their artefact is worth: any number over zero will make them genuinely estatic, their faces light up like those of children at a fair as the happy accident of their existence crossing paths with the existence of this object is made over and made real thru the validation of expert appraisal and an estimated dollar amount.you

The Monster is Zero.

I'm beginning the second part of my life: the output stage.Besides listening to music I dont take in a lot of art at the present moment. I'm more focussed on my own voice--that which is at once intimate and projected, created and cast-out......returning as an echo from across the universe (void).But I was sick and didn't have the energy to write, so instead I bought a magazine and a couple of

c-span

im floating out on a sea of hot sick...curled up and feeling like shit with c-span on. in a way it's like the first blog ever--and in a way it's better than a blog cuz it's tv--a stripped down, old skool tv with the single, steady cam and no commentary or editing except at the end when callers call in...as the fever fades me in and out (blissfully thankful it's not e.coli or something worse) i

my innernet sux the obstacleness out of the obstacle

mornings are when im most vulnerable.(double negative)by posting that statement, however, in the morning, on a sunday no less--i manage to remove it as an obstacle--It's still there, before me, except the act of broadcasting it has made it smaller and less significant.It's as though the fence i've been planning all this time to bulldoze has deflated right in front of me, falling limply to my feet

i like autumn the same way i like vampires...the same way i like cold killer spinach.it was the season that gave me the most solace back when i suffered from chronic nightmares.i was never particularly gothy. for instance, i've never read anne rice and i have no desire to sit down with one of those doorstops. life is too short to read second rate fiction.

new york city

sellin candy, makin money...

i agree. but i don't imagine a world without authors, just a world without copyrights.

Ca Va

i hate being disappointed. It's nearly as foreign to me as being bored--I say nearly because i've felt disappointment but i've never been bored.There's always something to think about, something to cold figger on--words to rhyme, moments to remember, fantasies to get hot over.Disappointment is equally ridiculous: why should anything in the world fail to meet our expectations? Each and every

one eye half open

Writing a book is a pretty deep process, but I've gotta tell ya that no kinda writing gives me the kick that blogging does.The book is on hold.Meanwhile, my blog(s) never sleep.

There is the knowledge that what I’m doing takes time but this means that even if I’m working very hard nearly every day, it’s still going to take a long time to get where I want to go. If I slack and spend less time working than it’s going to take even longer. Not to mention all the “unforeseen unknowables”: a major artistic undertaking is like a war—you want to make sure you’ve won before you

Hotel lobbies like painful hobbies that linger on...

nyc is my home and I luv it soooo much but today I just wanna stay in bed and hide out online on my favorite blogs and pretend that those bright blue skies outside my window are just a bad dream.

celebrities eatingmy online résuméLittle 15You help her forgetThe world outsideYou're not part of it yetAnd if you could driveYou could drive her awayTo a happier placeTo a happier dayThat exists in your mindAnd in your smileShe could escape thereJust for a whileLittle 15 Little 15Why take the smooth with the roughWhen things run smoothIt's already more than enoughShe knows your mindIs not yet in

Tag!

Mmmk. Since it’s Raymi who tagged me I’ll do it: eight things about me that are the truth. By “truth” I mean that which forms the placeholder between the lies…And by “lies” I mean the explanations I offer for my behavior.1. When I was little my imaginary friend was Bambi. Then it was Sterling Fassbinder. Now it’s either Donnie Darko or Heidi Klum, depending on the occasion. 2. I was a born

i never heard that one before...

"a bearded clam."dang.

The tidal wave dreams continue. Sometimes I don’t even fully remember them but I wake up knowing I’ve had them. There in the middle of the nite with the city a glowing bar beneath the shade. It’s not so much a fear of the dream I just awoke from as a the sense of certainty that follows me out of it; it is the certainty of death—the only certain certainty that there is. The dark tower of

u know when u r so exhausted with loneliness that dying and death seem like nothing?NOW imagine that u feel that way AND the threat of death is super fucking real.

i've got cooties. big time.Let’s put our heads together and start a new country upOur father’s father’s father tried, erased the parts he didn’t likeLet’s try to fill it in, bank the quarry river, swimWe knee-skinned it you and me, we knee-skinned that river redThis is where we walked, this is where we swamTake a picture here, take a souvenir--"Cuyahoga", R.E.M.

My biggest fear is that someone is lying to me and I don't know it--not cuz i can't see it but cuz i won't let myself see it.It's the fear that someone says they like me but they really don't...It's the fear of being weak.

bushwick, baby.Greetings, World. We are yr new caretakers—slip-sliding into slimey seats of power. Generation Next, fueled by stories and promises, romanticized beatnik bullshit and booze. The future was a “work hard and you’ll get somewhere” dream that we rode lazily back and forth like a half-pipe, gleaming the edges till we could see our faces reflected back at us as we got nowhere fast.

Greener "Powerhouse" sandwich

From our friends, the lunch bunch, at Greener Mag a healthy alternative to the "triple decker with cheese and a side of fries," oh yeah babe. Ingredients:2 - 1 inch slices sunflower seed bread1 - 1/2 inch slice dill Havarti cheese, bread size1 thick slice fresh tomato4 thin slices fresh cucumbera generous amount of fresh sproutsyour favorite ranch dressingPreparation:Build your Powerhouse from

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to know the difference. its my birthday so i gave myself a new blog to add to my kingdumb.

u know what?hips really don't lie.

Trance life in half-light

im using this space to let you know i existit was only when i got on the train and the doors closed that i realized i still had the blunt stuck between my ear and my backwards-turned yankees hat. oh shit i thought, cuz i was in shorts and a white wifebeater speckled with syrup stains, no bag and tiny ass pockets. fucking hell, what was i going to do with this philly? i looked from side to side

open up yr heart to meand i will be yr slave.

i can't stop watching Donnie Darko. it's the kind of flick that allows for all sortsa satisfying projections.we have the same hair and eyes--blue eyes like floating disco ball portals with the sky rushing past.like six giant castles all together

for some people i suppose it would be a shock to come to the realization that hey, i like girls when i thought i only liked boys or vice-versa but for me that realization is that, holy shit, i guess i do like blonds sometimes.

fuck oliver stone.

That time just after it happened was so peaceful. There was quiet sorrow and trepidation, and a need to be around one another in silence. I remember the candle light procession in Williamsburg, the people weeping in Union Square, my neighbors gathered at sunset during that string of clear blue, beautiful days to stare at the gigantic plume over the horizon, like a tornado caught in freeze frame

Chuck E. Cheese, u don't stop...

Nick Drake, u don't stop...

Aristotle, u don't stop...

Moving my hips, moving in time with u...

Sunny daze...sleepin the days away. On my way to where the air is clean.

Wah'l nuts to that neatloaf pilgrim

A couple of years ago we introduced The Green Cutting Board's version of neatloaf, but that was then and this is now. Our new, updated version features some bright "southwestern" flavors with a little kick that doesn't take anything away from that southern comfort dish we're sure the Duke would have been happy to set a spell for.Southwestern Neatloaf with walnuts, bacon and chipotle

once more into the breach

i like having cartoons on mute while i write.it helps take the edge off the loneliness

“cuz when u call my name u know I burn like a wooden flame”

The most important thing u need to make beautiful love is BEING PRESENT. Paying attention, being enamored by, being hungry and devouring the person front of you like they’re food yet in a way that’s so DIFFERENT than if they were food…like yr living this moment playing the part of a character in Beowulf, partying-hardy at the banquet table the night before the Grendel comes and eats u whole. "

I experienced an entire anime world, all its characters and cosmologies, indeed everything that ever had or would happen in it when u touched me there like that.

Please don't go away all u people out there.

I wanted to know…How did the fact that she and her girlfriend fucked older fatherly types have anything to do with their so-called freedom as women in today’s corporate, male-dominated world? (cue: Sonic Youth’s Kool Thing in the background)We use the power of our love and lust to get what we want, she said. We’re seen and worshipped.And for that you guys need a third? You can’t do it just the

i'll be dreaming of u thru this wall of heatmy thoughts expand like mountainranges.

I’m enabled to live the life of a reclusive, Nietzschean aesthetic priest by the plethora of delivery service options that are offered in my well-heeled Manhattan neighborhood.The delivery men are my barometers of the outside world. I can smell the heat and humidity of the street radiating from them as they catch their breath after running up the four flights of stairs. Sometimes the

Girls get blue balls. How the hell would u know?

I wanna smoke yr meat.

o hells YEAH sterling, fitz and TRUE are gonna be in this jizzload of a book!

It is not so difficult to become another person or two. I set up three email addresses and a couple of freebie websites. I wrote like three different people, using different spellings, turns of phrase and mistakes in grammar. Two girls and one guy. A drag king dyke, a trannie chasing tomboy and a dilettante gay man. They ran around the city and the country and eventually TRUE went to Europe

I love 7-11. No matter where I go, I know what to expect when I step thru those doors: the feeling of comfort is the opposite of being lost.

Is a book really the way to go?I dunno. I have to say Im conflicted. A year ago I’d decided against books in favor of Blogs only. I figgered it was far better to burn out on a freeware-built website than to fade away on a half-pimped and half-cocked Barnes and Ignoble tour… And yet, blogs can not provide the same satisfaction that comes from reveling, even for a fleeting moment, in a

i smell really good.

Post Secret

When I was growing up my nickname in my girl gang was “Stupid White Girl” cuz I was so fucking gullible.My schtick was to sit in the backseat and chime in with a sing-song, “Really?” or “Holy Shit!” after someone said something totally outside the realm of possibility. Then everyone would crack up for what seemed like hours.Luckily, I made up for this with an uncanny ability to read people’s

I've done the blog. Now it's time for BRANDTRUEBOY: LUNAPARK.

Push the little daisies and make em come up! Push the little daisies and make em come up!Push the little daisies and make em come up!Push the little daisies and make em come up!

until the end of the world

A node is being constantly bombarded by information, mostly in the form of ads. This is particularly true on the mass frequented, commercial sites. As a result, the nodes have begun to develop the capability for “pre-selective rejection” : based on a set of tastes, likes and dislikes, the nodes are able to shut down the receptivity of their senses so that they literally do not see the logos of

right what u no

One thing I’ll never know is how it feels for a man to fuck a woman for the first time…the way it feels for his cock to push up into a brand new piece as he wins the war and makes his claim and spreads his seed. the whole world turns on that feeling: all the babies and infidelities and fashion and art and stories and desires and families waiting to be formed and families waiting to be broken--I

my blog crew will kick yr blog crew's ass

i'll settle for a cuppa coffee but u know what i really need.

In this late stage of capitalism we get our morals from the sitcoms of the past and live them out on reality tv: the simulacrum of the simulacrum.

The Past Inside the Present

i've had 5 and a half years off the sauce, 4 years of blogging, 3 years of therapy, tons of tears, weeks of working out, innumerable dark days left bobbing in the wake...but all it took was 2 minutes on the phone to find out that he prolly knows where i live to go all the way back in time...to England, to the dark, to my own private ground zero...Fuck the past.> I know yer scurred and shaky baby

Touch it.

peace

with u i don't need the words.im beyond the words.

set adrift on memory bliss

i get home late and it's dark and scurry so i turn on all the lights, connect the iPod, click on the TV, flip open the laptop, get online, smoke up, freak out.i wish u were here.

Title

The book is called, "How To Win at Blogging" and it's about all of you out there who are reading this now.

I wanna transformi transformi transformi'll transformim a transformer!!

u go thru all these hard, lonely times when there are no friends around and everything aches and u don’t have the energy to get up and give it another shot but u were born with this STUBBORN STREAK so u crawl up to the lab and sleep on the floor, while the cursor goes blink blink blink on the laptop screen, burning itself into yr retinas so everything u see has the watermark of a blank page. the

i am watching england vs. ecuador and the sound of the english fans chanting in the background makes my tummy turn a little as it reminds me of all those dark, scurry nites in london and oxxxy foxxxy when the pubs closed or after a match and the fights broke out. it's true there weren't any guns but i saw a dude's face in ribbons from a box cutter and another time a drunk and high woman came

"i had a good home"

im watchin the misfits with marilyn monroe and clark gable and it's sooo awesome--marilyn so sad and drunk and beautiful and in reno after getting a divorce and clark gable is the older cowboy father figure who falls for her and montgomery cliff is the slumming bull rider at the rodeo...it's too much, SHE'S too much...when she's playing paddle ball in the bar and her tits are shakin in her silk

i tend to my bees and sell my honey on the road..."Evergreen", The Fiery Furnacesthere are so many kick ass blogs (the header of this one's got subliminal shit in it) i wish i could overcome sleep like back in the coke and wet days only this time i wanna be sober and not in constant pain all the time.

i took off my sitemeter long ago claiming i had developed a very specific form of OCD which made me check it incessantly. while that was 100 percent correct, the absence of a sitemeter also serves another purpose. i won't know if my readership drops off and i end up broadcasting these inanities into the void, the rest of the innernet a far off, wispy ghost of white strands like a galaxy

i hate shopping but sometimes when i need to decompress i head straight for sax or bendels...in dept. stores it’s nice because there are so many cameras that no one really looks at you as you wander aimlessly through the aisles…with your ear buds in and no plans to buy a thing.

midnite google

a chalked outline of a body...a black tidal wave on the horizon...floorboards dark with blood...the twin towers photographed thru falling snow...a cheap digital camera. 1.3 Megapixels. Nothing more nothing less.nothing nothing nothingthe page is not found. the link is missing.the end of the innernet.

im being haunted by google

...or haunted BY something that is getting to me thru google image search i get ominous images filled with symbols of death on all the searches im running. at first i tried to write it off as weird coincidence but now it's fucking with me. it started the other night. i was searching on something and this weird kinda spooky pic of a guy with fucked up make-up on or something that made his chin

i am fascinated by words.

i had the recipe so i made the food.

im going to practice perfect posture while smoking american beauty.from here on in.

deep breath

all of a sudden u find yrself in the middle of it--yr doing it, walking out on the tightrope, crossing the crowd below.and it starts to happen, everything you've been afraid of, except you are stronger than all of it.u feel yrself to be very light.a consciousness enveloping stagelit space

the T stands for "nice".

what's up party people.im just gonna offload on this here site for a bit...there's heavyweight stuff going on in my life, none of which i can explain to u outright. but u don't mind if i use y'all for a little bit to blow off steam? i need u like an athelete needs a gym...and protein bars. i want u guys to be my protein bars. cuz i know if u were here, hanging out with me right now in the

we all know yr soft cuz we've all seen ya dancinwe all know yr hard cuz we've all seen ya drinkin from noon until noon again.yr the boy with the filthy laugh...--belle & sebastian, "the boy with the arab strap"the pants are lovely, my dear...always when i need them most.

why i write

I think that what’s really interesting is that one part of me is like the John Cusack character in Say Anything. I don’t have any desire to make, buy or sell anything.And the other part is like The Donald.I want to make things happen.(but not really)

I'm learnin to be my best by watching reality tv.

I have some great books here at my place.

We were best friends and lovers. We did everything together. He used to hold me in his arms when I got my period and the cramps were real bad. He’d reach into a crowd and pull me out with his powerful arms when it was time to go, the drunken, rambling, me being rescued from the vultures of the night--helped into a taxi and shuttled home, to his dark and over-decorated place, where he’d kiss me

I write what’s pleasurable to write. Which is to say I write posts about life and love and loss, the same ones that are in all the great books and the same ones that are also happening all around you at any given moment. The posts make up plots without novels. I don’t really feel the need to expand upon them—if I can get the idea across in a page or two why bother with 300 more?Keep it simple

and still i'd rather dream, dream, dream than fuck.

poor meathead. He never had a chance.

I can't get to my blog.

could u imagine being a mortician? Holy shit.

Jennifer Aniston Congratulates Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie?

It seems that Hollywood celebrity Jennifer Aniston offered congratulations to Angelina after hearing that its a girl for the celebrity couple. According to Life & Style magazine, Jennifer Aniston got the news late on Saturday, right after Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, who could get Namibian citizenship, was born at Welwitschia Clinic in Walvis Bay and at first she was really surprised because she had heard it was going to be a boy.

For this move Vince was there to advice Jennifer and together decided to call Brad Pitt's manager and give congratulations from them both. Of course as we all, Jennifer is curious to see what the celebrity baby looks like.

Remember that Jennifer Aniston was said to be touched by the family photos of the celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie with the children, so her call is the act of a mature person and must be appreciate.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Cosmopolitan poll: Patrick Swayze sexier then Brad Pitt?

According to Cosmopolitan, Patrick Swayze tops the magazine's 'Nearly-Naked On-Screen Man' poll beating good looking celebrities like Brad Pitt and David Beckham. Hollywood actor Patrick Swayze received Cosmo's award "on-screen nearly-naked man moment" for the 1987 film's legendary bare-chested scene where he lifted Baby, played by Jennifer Grey, out of the lake during a dancing lesson, making wave of teenage crushes at the time.

The survey was conducted by Cosmopolitan magazine to mark the 10th anniversary of its Naked Male Centrefolds and more than 800 people voted on www.cosmopolitan.co.uk in an online survey.

Other male celebrities who appeared in Cosmopolitan poll were Matthew McConaughey in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise, and David Beckham taking his shirt off at the end of a match.

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Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt to receive citizenship of Namibia

The celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt can choose to offer their baby girl the citizenship of Namibia. According to officials, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt will have a passport if Hollywood couple agree. Shiloh Nouvel was born on May 27, at night, in the African country of Namibia and the new girl is the celebrity couple’s first biological child. Some reports say Angelina Jolie had a caesarian section after a minor complication, but no confirmation yet.

According to a source close to the celebrity family, Angelina and Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt are doing fantastic and because the event is one of the hottest celebrity stories of the year, sadly the family has to 'hide' from paparazzi because the celebrity couple is said to have sold the rights to the first pictures.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt donates money to Namibian hospitals

According to a government statement, after the birth of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, the celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt donated $300,000 to help other babies in Namibia. The money will be used to improve the two hospitals' maternity wards and will contribute significantly to the health of Namibian babies.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt also gave $15,000 for a school and a community center in Swakopmund. The donations, which will do a lot of good, are Angelina and Brad's ways to express their gratitude for the Namibian people.

During their stay in Namibia officials put tight security around the celebrity couple hotel and the hospital where Angelina and Brad's daughter was born, set up large green barriers on the beach to shield them from photographers and refused foreign journalists unless they had written permission from Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Police have also arrested photographers and confiscated film.

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im in florida, AKA the redneck riviera, where the poundage is on display and the "on the light side" page of the hotel menu includes a black angus cheeseburger. which reminds me of drunken hijinks back in the day in england, when i stood on someone's shoulders to knock out the bulb that lit the "g" on a black angus steakhouse sign on high street in oxxxy foxxxy. oooh those were the days.

Nothing sums up all that goes down between men and women better than the act of anal intercourse. It’s not about making children and it’s not about being friends. It’s about how the struggle to get one another in bed becomes a struggle acted out IN bed, where all things are weighed out on the twin scales of pleasure and pain—pushing countering patience, effort countering letting go, hardness

Double-jointed really means loose jointed: sometimes I come so hard a space opens up between my legs and hips, technically making me taller.

Pain is more than a kind of feeling: for many it is a way of being that makes them realize they took all other ways for granted.

Philosophy and the Mirror of Nature

It wasn't cuz he was a big time CEO that left me shaken--it was the anger itself, that rose like a yo-yo in my chest, revealing that I hadn't yet forgiven him, and there was still a ways to go...

Notes for DRAFT letter to Bill Gates

Advertising genius:If you want a brand to be really hot you’ve gotta be willing to let it lay low for at least 6 months to a year, maybe more. By lay low I mean only cryptic ads with no mention of the product whatsoever and utilizing a theme, slogan or phrase that will never be used in relation to the actual product. Only a privileged few test users will be told of the significance to the brand

I bought a coca-cola BlaK cuz I read about it on stereolabrat's site...when I got it home and tried to open it the top was sealed on TIGHT. I went at that shit with scissors and a knife and still I couldn't get the top off...What started as a drink i wasn't sure i'd like and had only purchased cuz a sick-ass blogger had written about it on her sick ass site became something i was DESPERATE to

im staring boob eyed at the boob tube.the desert of daytime network programming...it feels so good to expect so little.meanwhile im revolutionizing home entertainment in my mind.

The fraudulence paradox: the more time and effort you put into trying to appear impressive or attractive to other people, the less impressive or attractive you feel INSIDE.

The voice of yr beloved—a thing so close it is already half in yr head.Launched from those lips u love to kiss: yr lover’s voice flows into yr ears and alights upon yr skin and flutters gently there, like yr lover’s fingers running up and down yr body, warming the oxygen rich, spring soil of yr heart.No wonder when I asked an ex girlfriend who’s subsequent girlfriend had a sex change and now

Anger is the result of wrong perceptions: misunderstanding the nature of what u saw or heard.This is true in every case.

Fear of sleep, fear of success, fear of becoming a creepy mess...

Everything that has ever happened to u and anything that ever will was meant to be. Every false start,failure, fuck-up, freakout and fall HAD2BE

*yr paranoid heartbreak beats

All around the world there are those of us who are united by beats. Repetitive, sampled, electronic, drum, beats. Beats you recognize and beats u don’t but somehow they are ALL familiar, as if pulsing in time with the blood in your veins. Something started in the 1970’s and criss-crossed the world several times over. Wherever you were—there was this music that was coming from the cities, it

What the world doesn’t need is another novel so fuck me trying to write one. Novels are so last century. Like psychotherapy and CDs and Bjork and the notion that “after everything” one can still find happiness in life as a “charming failure” simply by sliding across the polyurethane surface of multi-cultural meaninglessness and absurdity the same way the finger of a potential customer slips

now im sitting here watching school of rock and eating subway.the world doesn't need my whining.the world needs a joyous song.

another friday nite and im brushing the tears away.there are no prizes for being smart. there never have been. unless u count escaping and surviving--two things i've done several times each. fucking hell.

bear in mind--we all fall behind from time to time...

"The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered."--Oscar Wilde

Bono Inspires Brad Pitt, Not Angelina Jolie

The Hollywood celebrity Brad Pitt denies his current humanitarian efforts as a result of his relationship with UN goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie, insisting Bono is his inspiration. The celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have been dedicating their time to a number of charity projects in recent months and the media speculated that the reason for Brad Pitt's implication is his life next to Angelina Jolie. However the Hollywood actor tells America's TV Guide publication that he took Bono as his role model for his humanitarian works, calling the frontman "a wonderfully dedicated beast unto himself". While right now Brad Pitt only concern is the birth of his child, the actor admits his charity work is soon slow down.

In other celebrity news, Brad Pitt will narrate a new PBS documentary RX For Survival - The Heroes which airs in America later this month.

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soon i had no choice but to crush up three or four ultram ers and snort a fat rail on my red aluminum commode.i found myself fingering myself in the bathroom, either imagining or actually hearing my neighbors having sex then pulling up my chinos i ran out into the city streets...pain free, brain free...a gigantic bubble of air had risen like a tumor from my lungs pushing thru my throat to my

this is the first weekend of the rest of my life.

at the elliot smith "figure 8" wall...

There are people who blog for a living, there are people who blog for a cause, there are people who blog to be worshipped, there are people who blog to make art and there are people who blog for no reason, stabbing themselves in the chest again and again and again with the pointlessness of it all.I've started writing a book for anyone who blogs or is thinking of blogging but it is especially

interludes

lying here, stoned and dethroned in the unreal yellow half-light of the cool spring rain. im toying with the notion that while it might not be possible to truly think several thoughts at once, perhaps we can conceive of our consciousness as a pair of hands that holds thoughts like stones--picking up one, pressing on it for some time and perhaps holding it close before putting it down and picking

if i could have a clue what justice is it would be more than i deserve.

i'm gonna turn my back for awhile, downwhile nothing bad can or will befallthe lights welcome me all by myselfand the fires only bronze they do not burnwell do you understand girls where its goingi'll fuck girls, if there's violence to comewhy, happiness, ohhhh happinessthey're crying, and their night has comeSee them in the theatre, they're very, very realScold them when they come home, dirty,

Never ever ever could we fake moves.

Back in the days when I was a teenagerBefore I had status and before I had a pagerYou could find the Abstract listening to hip hopMy pops used to say, it reminded him of be-bopI said, well daddy don't you know that things go in cyclesThe way that Bobby Brown is just ampin like MichaelIts all expected, things are for the lookinIf you got the money, Quest is for the bookinCome on everybody, let's

Left looking just like a ghost.

When you're lost in the rain in JuarezAnd it's Eastertime tooAnd your gravity failsAnd negativity don't pull you throughDon't put on any airsWhen you're down on Rue Morgue AvenueThey got some hungry women thereAnd they really make a mess outa youNow if you see Saint AnniePlease tell her thanks a lotI cannot moveMy fingers are all in a knotI don't have the strengthTo get up and take another

Hard like that.

i looked at a picture of myself as a baby--so beautiful, tiny and strong."Don't worry, kid," i said, "i got yr back."

would u be an outlaw for my love?

in a new york city public park about to fall off the wagon...

i can feel the world vibrating off its core as it shows me how simultaneously alive and dead it isthe tree in front of me is so still, its branches are like the arms of a statue. each little leaf however is trembling wildly, achey shakey breaky.my outsides are frozen but my insides are jumping...i know that one will take care of the other--if i break this self-imposed paralysis one step after

u gave me yr mix

we're like outlawsnyc punk art rockerswe have our secret places in the citylike the secret spots on our bodiesand secret meanings in our mixesour love blooms orange and redflowers and flames, the happy and sad feelings between songs...memories form dark twists beneath the surfaceof soft spring soilbut everything's okit's all as it should belove and lossrise and fallsweetness and light--the earth

Creating Situations

i come back and the rain is a movie dreamits only falling in certain spots along the lavender streetthe moon is yellow the streetlight toothe tulips r sprinkled with white blossom petalsi feel like nico's voiceroom 526, it's enough to make u sickmy eyes never stop filming...it's funny when u see some old-time actor make an appearance on one of those new, teencentric sitcoms...they blow all this

wandering

woostercollectiveLike any one of your standard “artist coming of age/realization of destiny” Hollywood flicks, my story begins in the wilderness, where I have wandered for many years. In this case, the wilderness is encompassed by my bedroom walls.

u got me open like 7-11.

Brad Pitt talks architecture on PBS

According to the news, Brad Pitt will narrate "Design: e2," a series about environmentally friendly architecture, which will air in June on PBS, a spokeswoman said Tuesday. The six-part series will focus on worldwide efforts to build environmentally friendly structures through sustainable architecture and design.

Brad Pitt passion for architecture was known more since George Clooney and Brad Pitt have invested in a $3 billion in a Las Vegas casino complex and it was said Brad, will design the casino which will be called Las Ramblas.

In other celebrity news, Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Laurence Fishburne have donated custom-made motorcycles to an online charity auction to benefit a planned memorial in Washington for Martin Luther King Jr.

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No Wedding Race between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston is laughing off the rumors that she and ex-husband Brad Pitt are in competition as to who will remarry first. The ex-celebrity couple had just sold their home and the only thing that Jennifer Aniston wants now is a guy with "loyalty, honesty ... good sense of humor".

In the meantime, the Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston - who is dating Vince Vaughn - is promoting her new movie Friends With Money and it is said she reportedly quitting Hollywood if not she will sure move to Chicago - with new love Vince Vaughn - because she's so sick of being hounded by the press.

Earlier this week, while Jennifer Aniston had reportedly donated Brad Pitt's clothes to charity, ending Brad Pitt chapter, her ex-husband brought with the mother of his first child, Angelina Jolie a Chateau in Normandie. It seems that each has plans but no wedding yet.

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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Beverly Hills house sold

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's home has reportedly sold twice what they paid for it. The property - in the exclusive Beverly Hills district of Hollywood - has been on the market ever since the ex-couple celebrity split last year.

The ex-celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston spent almost £2.5 million and more than three years remodeling the house, adding heated, marble kitchen floors, a private screening room and, for a pub room, wood floors imported from a 200-year-old French chateau.

According to public records, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston bought the house in 2001 from entertainment attorney Ken Ziffren, paying $13.1 million. Neighbors include actor Danny DeVito and longtime media executive David Geffen.

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Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Laurence Fishburne to Give Motorcycle for Charity

According to the news, Morgan Freeman recruited A-list pals Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Laurence Fishburne who have donated custom-made motorcycles to an online charity auction raising money for a planned memorial for the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. in Washington, D.C. Four bikes are on the line, two from Ben Affleck and one each from Brad Pitt and Laurence Fishburne and bids may be placed through Friday on the at charityfolks.com.

So far according to Charity Folks site this morning situation was:

• Ben Affleck's 2001 2-cylinder, 4 stroke Big Dog Bulldog - $12,000 so far.
• Laurence Fishburne's bike is a replica of the "Captain America" model in the movie Easy Rider - $11,000 so far.
• Brad Pitt's bike, a Ducati SR4, - $8,000 so far.

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Ocean

I live alone. Sometimes at nite i wake up so scurred i'm paralyzed and you're not there to hold me so in order to calm down i imagine the rest of u out there, doing what u do in yr different time zones. the things u write about. u don't think i read it but i do...i read with my eyes closed and my laptop flipped open and my heart palpitating and little red shapes dancing against the orange

one reason i haven't moved back to europe is that even after everything i still have faith in the taste of the american people. like how they like seinfeld and the simpsons. i feel like i can entertain them. that they'll get me.that's one of the reasons i stay.

13 inch television

i have a tv for the first time in a year. as always, it was given to me. i've never purchased a television. someone finds out i dont have one and decides im suffering some lack. i took this one because it isn't too big. speaking of which i like smallville. the story of the teenage clark kent/superman growing up in the heart of the heart of the country, where he was deposited as a baby in a

One Thousand Posts Later

I always knew I'd build something cool one day. It coulda been a bomb or a bridge but instead it turned out to be a blog.oh wells.wasters of the world unite!!

> > > heya,> > > ...u have> > > to remember that I come from the blog school of> > raymi> > > anti and jamie, where its like blogs andblogging> > and> > > posts r SO not important...its all one big> > unnecessary> > > waste of time, the whole fucking enterprise. > > > > > > only once a blogger fully realizes that willtheir> > > blog kick ass.> > > > > > xoxoxo

how i write stories

I stretch threads of text back and forth until I create a cat’s cradle out of all the moments leading up to and away from that one initial moment, which no longer exists. It's a black square on the table. The Perfect Polaroid that never developed.My job is to shake the shit out of it.

Iron Will

“Little Willie”: That's what they called my great-great grandfather--stunted and hunched and pale as a corpse with black hair and blue eyes. His back was twisted and from it he suffered chronic pain in his shoulders and hips. Blood moved thru his swollen veins in sludgy, polluted clumps, made worse by the anti-nutrition of the English pub food fry-ups that he subsisted upon. The poison his

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Bought Chateau in Normandie

According to the news, the celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt bought a chateau at Benerville near Deauville (West France) along the Normandy coast, once owned by Yves Saint Laurent and Pierre Berge since 1978. Normandy is a very picturesque area of France and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are very attached by the house built in 1874, a castle that covers 850 square meters, has nine bedrooms, and is located inside a 30 hectares park with different kind of gardens. Chateau Gabriel has an exotic garden, Japanese garden of stones, and a traditional well-manicured park.

It seems the celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who have been residing in Paris for some time, will reportedly stay in France so Angelina can give birth in Paris as a tribute to her mother, French-born actress Marcheline Bertrand.

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Jennifer Aniston donates Brad Pitt clothes to charity

According to the recent news, the Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston has reportedly donated Brad Pitt's clothes to charity. Jennifer Aniston was spotted dumping sacks of Brad Pitt's clothes at a second-hand store in California. In other celebrity news, last year it was claimed Jennifer Aniston burned her wedding dress and Brad Pitt's old love letters, photos and music collection in order to remove every trace of Brad Pitt - who is now expecting a baby with Angelina Jolie - from her life. Recently, Jennifer Aniston revealed that she is fed up being labelled as a victim in her failed marriage to Brad Pitt; maybe her charity action is the final step of her sadness and the first step to happiness and hope.

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horizon

Certain Signs that Death is Coming:songs i've known for years sound brand new. it's like when you finally start to get a foreign language... oh, i keep saying to myself, i didn't know they said it like THAT.it keeps happening. over and over, song after song on the shuffled fate of my iPod...when i go outside everyone looks super familiar. all the people on the street and in bar windows and

Day Too

Anonymous reminds me of the characters I created only he’s way better than any of them cuz he’s real and those of u who have been around the block know that there are things too strange, sad and beautiful in this world to be imagined but nothing too strange, sad and beautiful not to have happened.The same goes for people. On his buzznet site he’s got a pic of his missing toe.Of course, u know

Yr Nobody 'Till Somebody Kills You.

Tod ay I woke up and decided to kill my blog. It’s gonna be a slow death…but death it will be, and with its passing version 2.0 of my innernet will get put on some state-of-the-art, next level shit as I shoot forward into my own black label, post-BRANDTRUEBOY non-existence.u guys r gonna come with me...

Shiny Twinge

blackeyed blonde"i feel like throwing rocks at people today"--raymi dropped that--it was just the right tight fit at the end of a post about abortion--like a pearl white hand slipping quick n' snug into a black leather glove.hello america.im a super sensitive person. i have found i have to monitor my sensory input. sometimes shit slips by--today at my moms i wasASSAULTED by instant death

Ghita Laurentiu Blog

I & son.

Ghita Laurentiu Blog

I & son.

Saturday

infinita tristeza.

BRANDTRUEBOY: bringing u the best in "gold-filled blog bling"!a discovery

england.

heya doods.i wanna break it down for a second. ferreals, and when i say ferreals i mean ferreally reals cuz that last post was ficcione folks...that's FICTION fer all y'all gringos. phony baloney in a sea of smoked and honey-cured ham. yep.if u read this site for a hot blog minute than you'll know i don't put much purchase on the so-called TRU_TH but after everything i've told u guys recently,

we used to get drunk on Chivas and Dole pineapple juice and beat up other girls after school. ok, not me, not really, but i was there and u know how it is after nothing has happened all day and suddenly actions follow actions, and time is felt, not merely known as u get to the clatter and the clang of pans flashing at the center of it...we'd roll up blasting hand on the pump, alternating between

it's true i've spent big money buying shiny shiny boots of leatheri've also purchased sexxxy slingbacks and hi-class hooker pumpshandmade in italyto wear with a slouch at highball hour.not for myself but for the woman i was fucking.so i could look across the room at her feetand in this way find an anchor for my shynessin the pornographic intricaciesof their delicate handicraftmist

"hello, friends (the product placement mix)"

TRUEBOY here, getting the biggest high possible. after having lunch alone with my crown of thorns i took a handful of spring colored hedi slimane designer pills that tasted like licorice in the fresh baked pie of my mind's bluest eye. those jagged lil motherfuckers sent me out, walkin tall like a tribe called quest thru central park tho there's pain in my chest and in my joints and silvery

Italian Wedding for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt?

According to Italian newspapers are confirming the rumors that Hollywood celebrities Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt could marry on the shores of Lake Como this weekend. Although the celebrity couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have not announced any wedding plans, the wedding is said to take place at Brad Pitt's friend George Clooney, where the couple are expected to arrive on Thursday or Friday, and the nearby luxury hotel of Villa d'Este. Some speculate that local tourism operators invented the wedding rumors to fill up hotel rooms, but for such an event, who would miss this celebrity wedding...

However some believe Angelina Jolie, who is pregnant with the actor's child, and Brad Pitt are already married after the celebrity couple were seen wearing identical rings. Time will tell...

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Michael Douglas talks about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

In the upcoming GQ magazine, Michael Douglas comments about the celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. In the issue, which will hit newsstands next week, Douglas talks about his involvement with the U.N. and making his life meaningful, a reason more for him to talk about failed celebrity relationships, in this case about to headline celebrities Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

In the GQ magazine interview, the Hollywood actor also talks about making his marriage to Catherine Zeta-Jones work, and says why some couples are successful while others aren't, taking as examples the short marriages of Renee Zellweger and Julia Roberts to respective Kenny Chesney and Lyle Lovett.

I don't know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina, I mean, how long is that going to last? You learn to respect something of value and nurture it and treat it well.
- said Hollywood actor Michael Douglas -

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Metaphorical nut

i cant stop listening to madonna's ray of light.

Brad Pitt Chooses Baby Names

The Hollywood actor Brad Pitt has reportedly chosen names for his new baby. The newest U.N. goodwill ambassador Brad Pitt has picked Jess for a girl and James for a boy reports the Daily Express. Brad Pitt has told friends that he has picked the names as he believes Angelina Jolie conceived while he was filming The Assassination Of Jesse James.

According to the reports, Angelina Jolie who is due to give birth to their first baby in the summer, will have Brad Pitt's all support in the world as the Hollywood actor said that the birth of his baby is going to be the biggest day of his life and intends to be in the delivery room when Angelina Jolie gives birth.

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I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I made a lot of

im not TRUEBOY

it's weird cuz now there are people i know in real life who i met thru my innernet and they call me TRUE sometimes and when they do i'm reminded of the three characters i created and all the adventures i invented for them and the fact that each one was a version of myself, but as such they were/are fiction and NOT REAL but the fact that there is now only one and she shares my face in pix and we

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Got Married In Secret?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly married in secret. But is it a rhetoric question or a fact? The Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie, who is pregnant with Brad Pitt's child, was reportedly spotted wearing a gold band ring in Paris.

The happy famous family - Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt with children Maddox and Zahara - rented an apartment in Paris. According to rumors, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were set to wed in George Clooney's residence in Italy, but these rumors proved to be untrue.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt confirmed through People Magazine in January, 2006, that the two were expecting their first child in summer 2006, this indirectly confirming for the first time that they were romantically involved.

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Reese's Frozen Peanut Butter Cake

Some instant cake mixes are vegan by default, providing you resist the temptation to add non-vegan ingredients like eggs. A half serving (2 ozs) of unsweetened apple sauce makes up the liquid and adds a bit of richness and texture to this irresistible dessert.Without fuss we present,Reese’s Frozen Peanut Butter CakeThe Green Cutting BoardIngredients/method1/2 Box Duncan Hines “Devil’s Food

this blog is also inspired by automats:i worked with this girl who used to go out at nite dressed like a man who was dressed like a woman. right now i want my pussy to get fucked by a cock that i treat like a dildo.

FUCK FAMILIES.

a lot of this blog is inspired by this painting:--"Christina's World" by Andrew WyethWe had a copy in my house that my moms won in a beauty pagent along with several other prints of the artist's work. I loved them all but i was most fascinated by the girl all alone in a field...what was she doing out there? why was she crawling?I couldn't take my eyes away from her unusually thin arms and

i never give u my number.i only give u my situation.and in the middle of investigation, i break down...

eager to play...but so reluctant to admit it.

outside deep in the dark shaft between my building and the other buildings there is some small animal being violently fucked over and over again...i can hear it in the silences in between songs. the sounds come at my brain from that non-place behind the pasteboard front of the everyday, where guilt cant go and pleasure and pain are one band of virtual muscle tightened and relaxed by instinct...

nite lites rule.kk

dead at 30,buried at 70.

k. i'll tell u somethin:im like no one you've ever met before and no one you'll ever meet again. im a chameleon, i'll fuckin sit so still i wont even blink. i'll just keep watchin and watchin...spacing out between the thought and the action. writing instead of living, acting instead of being. im a mutant from the american suburbs. i was born with the ability to turn off. low blood pressure.

this aint school

there's a part of me that's brand new and a part of me that's ready to die: it's the start of a big story...MY big storyand yr gonna read it all. how it's gonna go down...the accusations and recompense and grief and glorrrrry...the sound and the motherfuckin fury.broadcast in dolby digitallive and direkt--a citywide cinemascope.i come correctstanding tall as i shop at the mall*beyond the

sometimes its easier to imagine ending my life than learning how to change.

Moment of Clarity

i thought i died ten years ago but it turned out it was only on tv,now my stunt double ghost haunts the innernetdragging chains laden thick with recriminations..

i don't care that there's no such thing as happiness when there are people as beautiful, loose, and uncomfortable as u.holy shit im fucked. chemicals are an issue for me. a big issue.

post flakes

origami house...when the parts equal a (w)hole...u wonder what other people are like. if they feel the same things u do, if they've known the same loneliness, the same sense that in certain moments the world has turned to wood and gone to sleep.u r scurred to have people over cuz u know they will judge.it's a sad and beautiful world, just like in that movie.quarlofuck the world. fuck it's

pop!

U leave and the tide of the world comes rushing back...my body goes under and my soul floats--a bubble-shaped plastic buoy filled with trapped air.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston divorce settlement

The ex-celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have finally divided their properties and assets with a $60 million divorce settlement. According to the news, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have concluded their divorce settlement, which entitles Aniston as owner off their 29 million dollar Beverly Hills mansion, while handing over the lucrative film company Plan B Productions to Brad Pitt. After all is was known through in other Celebrity news, that Jennifer Aniston wanted leave the film production company she started with husband Brad Pitt, because it grew too rapidly.

However, Jennifer Aniston will not be entirely out of the picture as she will also retain a minor stake in the production firm, which is believed to be worth more than 50 million dollar after a string of 12 successful independent movie releases, including Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

The ex-celebrity couple, which was the most fascinating break-up of 2005, agreed the share-out through their lawyers just days before Jennifer Anistons 37th birthday on Saturday (18Feb).

Meanwhile in other celebrity news, Jennifer Aniston is apparently so emotionally traumatized by her split from ex-hubby Brad Pitt, and his relationship with Angelina Jolie, that she has reportedly started going for therapy twice a week. Unfortunately for her, the pregnancy - and its timing - has proven deeply disturbing to Jennifer who can seems to get over her failed marriage and I am sure that Jennifer's pain got sharper by day considering all the pictures of Angelina Jolie with Brad Pitt and the kids and now the pregnancy, can it be worst? But them again life does go on..

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blown

Crack open the windowThe sounds of the city going on without me are music to my soul. Truck screeches, car horns, high-heeled foot steps, planes overhead, a piece of corrugated tin being dragged by some enterprising motherfucker down below.It is a vertical existence.I have slipped in sideways.Come with me...i wanna show u what i found...

winter is for winner's blues

sit sweet&smoke toughthe morning always comes. right at the end there.

"i'll give u everything i got for a little piece of MIND!"

jsometimes i lean back with a buddha sack and my mind wanders to my ancestor, left all alone in the world as a child after his father was hanged for poisoning and murdering the rest of his family, and for trying to kill him as well, only miraculously my little ancestor hung on...i imagine he was sickly and pale as hell, just like me...alone. sensitive. and strong. he'd be one of those skinny

Violence

He was a beautiful person in many ways. The woman who finally saved me from him got upset if I described a “monster” such as he as beautiful, but it’s true. There was something in him of the sleek, silver trains that sped us across Europe... His cheekbones were sharp as knives. He was a very fast thinker. A champion debater, he could weave delicate arguments out of huge blocks of information

Valentine love poll topped by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie the ideal couple? According to a Valentine's love poll Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's relationship is the kind most UK women want. Let's not considering the fact that Jennifer Aniston's marriage with Brad Pitt probable failed because of Angelina, as nearly 46% of female shoppers view Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt as their idols because of their romance. How can they not? Women tend to have the same relationship, a devoted one, with an only purpose in life which is family and the celebrity couple Brad and Angelina are indeed acting like one.

That is why voters believe that Valentine's love poll should be topped by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who share the most romantic and ideal relationship with each other.

Meanwhile, in the perfect celebrity date category was topped by famous TV chef Jamie Oliver, beating celebrities like George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp.

In other celebrity news, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are starting a new life in France after setting up home there, according to Access Hollywood reports the couple, who are expecting their first child together in the summer, are living in a Paris apartment with their adopted children Maddox and Zahara.

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It's not supernatural

the pain had dulled but i wasn't back on earth, i was being carried above it--dangled from morphine's talons like the helpless, pink-assed, white bunny that i am...

u r my DENSITY.

save me, mi amor...

Pulled in by technology…where I find myself hanging on, dangling from the jungle gym that was built and left to rust in the innernet rain by a group of hipster social isolationists.The pre-TRUEs.

This is for the bike messengers with calves like rope for the Indian dood at the newsstand with his yellow tiger eyes for the street cleaners for the peace keepers for the one man band for the synchronizers of the weapons for the tornado chasers and hurricane debaters and liars and cheaters and three wheelers and face peelers and sonic feelers. This is for my drug dealer—he looks so tired.

Brave and Patient.

killer song

oh, the funny tragedy of me trying to fill up the plastic containers with cajun ketchup from the pump. one pump's worth doesnt seem to fill the container enough and two fills it a bit too much, so that when i put on the little plastic lid ketchup squeezed out and fell in fat drops on the clean metal countertop. i wiped it up real fast but it was all over the side of the containers so it got on

This is for all the fans cuz im one too. This is for the goo-goo, ga-ga ponyboys, discography compilers of obscure bands, lyric debaters, pic librarians, underground critics, webmasters who work for free—u don’t get props or cash, but im visitin yr site, im even bookmarking yr cheap ass layout cuz yr bringin me underground information that I cant get nowhere else. This is for the artists

Dang. A beautiful day like this makes me really wish I had some liquid codeine around.

Angelina Jolie denies wedding rumors with Brad Pitt

According to the news, Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has put to an end the wedding rumours by declaring that she won't walk down the aisle a third time. I guess there is a logic side of not to marry for the third time, but then again she did say she wasn't romantically involved with Brad Pit. Who will believe that the celebrity couple, who are expecting a child together, won't marry?

In an interview with Leon Wagener from the American tabloid the Globe, Angelina Jolie said that any reports of an upcoming marriage were false as she had no plans of getting married a third time.

We will never marry. Brad is going through a divorce and I've been divorced twice, so it's not something we're considering.
- says Angelina Jolie -

Jolie's statement comes after the so much expected wedding of Hollywood celebrities Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie it was said to take place very soon.

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I am spacing out with you.

Brad Pitt tops World's Sexiest Men poll

The Hollywood actor Brad Pitt has toped 'World's Sexiest Men' poll, beating male celebrities like Jake Gyllenhaal (Brokeback Mountain) or Orlando Bloom in second and third on the list. Brad Pitt was named the sexiest man in the world by most of New Woman magazine readers. According to the BBC, the list for the top five of the world's sexiest men continued with Johnny Depp and British hunk Clive Owen, for the fourth and fifth spot on the list.

This poll is not the only one Brad Pitt is topping. Next to the mother of his unborn child - Angelina Jolie - the celebrity couple's looks have topped a the list of bad-skinned celebrities. The celebrity couple have been named the Dermatology Duo by skin doctor Vail Reese at his annual Skinnies Awards.

In other celebrity news, Hollywood star Brad Pitt is apparently desperate for a gay movie role and hopes that this would boost his career in the wake of Brokeback's success.

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Cruise me, baby.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedding before Valentine Day

Its getting closer... the so much expected wedding of Hollywood celebrities Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie its about to take. According to an Italian hotelier, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning to get married this month, on February, before Valentine's Day. The Hollywood couple, who are expecting a child together in summer, recently contacted staff at the luxurious Villa D'Este hotel, situated along the shores of Italy's Lake Como, but unfortunately the hotel wasn't available.

We do know that Brad Pitt asked Alberto Repssi, who designed late British royal Diana Princess Of Wales engagement ring, to make a very special jewel for the ceremony.

Just to remind, the rumor has it that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning the wedding at their Malibu home with few guest and incorporating Angelina's Buddhist beliefs as well as Brad Pitt's Baptist faith in to the ceremony.

In other celebrity news, Brad Pitt met with US Secretary General Kofi Annan at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland last week. Meanwhile, Annan has admitted he is considering to name Hollywood actor Brad Pitt a United Nations goodwill ambassador. Pitt donate 40 orthopaedic beds to a hospital in Islamabad in earthquake-ravaged Pakistan last year.

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Im bad news bears. I knew there was somethin deeply doomed about me when I saw those faces. They were alien faces, galaxies wide across the sky

How to write as two people when u r really only one:

It’s like when a nite is over before it begins and u go flying past lonely and straight into SUPER lonely and out of sheer desperation u employ yr childhood trick of throwing a little party in yr head, not unlike Alice in fuckin Wonderland®. There u r: sitting by yrself in a vinyl padded booth in the Silver Diner at 3AM eating a grilled cheese sandwich. The UV protection on yr filthy Foster

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wedding rings?

According to the recent news in which a jeweller revealed he's designing a special gem for the celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, means that the Hollywood couple's wedding is not so far away. The jeweller Alberto Repossi - who designed late British royal Diana, Princess Of Wales' engagement ring - has confessed that Brad Pitt has commissioned him to craft something special.

On the other side, we do know that the celebrity couple were seen checking out engagement rings: Brad Pitt at Cartier, while Angelina Jolie was spotted trying on some Neil Lane and antique diamond rings, long before the official announcement of Angelina's pregnancy.

We've received an assignment on behalf of Mr Pitt for a very special jewel.
You must understand that I cannot give you more details.
- The jeweller tells America's In Touch magazine -

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im tryin. im tryin. im tryin. im tryin!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Top Skin Shame List

Who would've thought? The Hollywood stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie looks have topped a new list of bad-skinned celebrities. The celebrity couple have been named the Dermatology Duo by skin doctor Vail Reese at his annual Skinnies Awards, who claimed that Brad has acne and acne scars, while Angelina suffers from acne and she also has moles and a scar on her face. The celebrity mother Angelina Jolie is also covered in tattoos, a reason more for the 'skin doctor' to put her on top of his list.

Others celebrities on his new list include Golden Globe Awards winners Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon and Philip Seymour Hoffman. The 'skin doctor' didn't forgot the soon-to-be the next celebrity mom Katie Holmes, who received (Worst Timing Award) for sporting a cold sore on her top lip as her relationship with Tom Cruise went public.

Meanwhile in other Celebrity news, The Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie appeared with a tattoo, this time on her baby bump.

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9to5er_rant

i spend so many hours biting my tongue and pretending to be someone else that i cant write shit. i feel jacked-up, like this post is a pair of sexxxy panties that got bunched in between my butt cheeks. the words are handfuls of sand...I cant talk to myself without yelling...i wanna kick myself, beat myself with the metal sprinkler head from which my thoughts spray...hurry up, i scream at each

this blog is brought to u by the american suburban experience, circa nineteen ninety NUMB. i wanna thank rich white people everywhere. i love u, white sisters and brothers. i love my happy and prosperous white family.i used to imagine an enormous ravine cracking open in the middle of the highway and swallowing our station wagon whole, or a laser beam shooting down from a flickering star and

Angelina Jolie kids have Brad Pitt name

Finally... the judge approved the couple's name-change request, Angelina Jolie's kids, Maddox and Zahara have the last name Jolie-Pitt. This approval came after last month Brad Pitt announced his plans to legally adopt Angelina Jolie's two children, changing their last name in Jolie-Pitt.

In present there just one more step to the so much expected wedding of the celebrity couple who are also expecting a child together. This pregnancy may certainly rush Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's wedding plans. In other celebrity news Brad Pitt was reportedly seen picking wedding bands at Cartier, while Angelina Jolie laid her eyes on vintage wedding bands at Antiquarious, also in LA.

It's the idea that you love one another and you want to create a family together. What's beautiful is you can do it by birth (or) by adoption.
- a friend of the celebrity couple tells People -

When they are not traveling the world, Jolie, Pitt, Maddox and Zahara live in Brad Pitt's oceanside Malibu home. The Hollywood couple are reportedly checking houses in LA and Beverly Hills.

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fuck.

Inventory is divided

plus one (1) heart that is breaking.

at one point, the pretend shit got totally out of control...but only on the innernet.offline i was fakin it so real i was beyond fake.

Corollary

The kinda grammar u usedWas not unlike the way u listened to yr music Rock n’ roll was on records and towering speakers.Hip-hop was on tape. In huge fucking boomboxes. On the corner under the blue streetlightNow you’ve got the illusion of a private languageWith ear buds in deep and hoody pulled low.Music for Playstation.For pimped ridesFor oozing out of the pore-size speaker holes in the

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to call unborn baby William if it's a boy

The celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly planning to call their unborn baby William but that if its going to be a boy. Angelina - who already has two adopted children, four-year-old Maddox and ten-month-old Zahara - is expecting her child in May, being her first born and Brad's also. The Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are said to have decided to name the baby in Pitt's family tradition, because the actor originally named is William Bradley Pitt after his own dad.

Brad's parents, Bill and Jane, were worried the baby would be called something new-fangled. But Brad's an old-fashioned guy and wants to show his Pops how much he means to him. Angelina feels that such an all-American name is a true reflection of the rainbow family from all different backgrounds that she craves.
-A family friend is quoted in Britain's News of the World newspaper -

Meanwhile, in other celebrity news Brad Pitt did not call Jennifer Aniston to tell her about Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy.

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i wanna start a new country.it will be invisiblewith an invisible creek where we can put our heads together.fighting versethe return of angelina...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in Haiti on humanitarian tour

Hollywood super-couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt spend only a few hours in Haiti, on a visit to tour programs for poor children. The celebrity couple flew in by helicopter from the neighboring Dominican Republic where Angelina Jolie is filming 'The Good Shepherd'.

According to a source accompanying the couple during their visit, Angelina Jolie, who is reportedly pregnant with Pitt's child, went to violence-plagued Haiti to lend support to friend and hip hop artist, Wyclef Jean. The group, which is supported by Angelina Jolie and other celebrities, is dedicated to helping lives of Haiti's youths.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie didn’t tell Jennifer Aniston about baby

According to some news, Brad Pitt did not call Jennifer Aniston to tell her about Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy. Aniston’s publicist, Stephen Huvane, said that Brad and Jennifer did not spoke before the announcement on Wednesday.

All the reports about phone calls between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are all made-up lies.
- Huvane told “Extra" -

Brad Pitt’s publicist, confirmed on Wednesday that Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby this summer with the actor, while the goodwill ambassador for the U.N. Angelina Jolie, gave the news to a charity aid worker while filming “The Good Shepherd” in the Dominican Republic. The Hollywood actor Brad Pitt has also filed to be the adoptive father to Jolie’s children, Maddox and Zahara.

In other celebrity news, Hollywood stars Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow have laughed off reports they are spending hours on the telephone criticising their ex Brad Pitt.

However, publicist Stephen Huvane, who represents both actresses, says, "The reports of Jennifer and Gwyneth burning up the phone lines is just another tabloid fabrication.

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i wanna be yr favorite blogger's favorite blogger...the other morning i still had the kozmic blues and i was standing in my tiny bathroom lookin at myself in the mirror like, now what? when over the hum of the water running in the pipes there was a sweet and sexxxy song being sung by a girl in the shower, a neighbor of mine, perhaps the one i used to hear getting fucked and now for the life of me

i love caked bake

And I'm smoking on some good mayn, the color purpleNot the movie, but the kind that have you going in a circle...--Bun B

Jennifer Aniston leaves Brad Pitt company Plan B

The Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston decided to leave the film production company she started with husband Brad Pitt, because it grew too rapidly. The ex-celebrity couple started up Plan B with producer Brad Grey, which produced Troy, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and an upcoming Jesse James movie starring with Brad Pitt.

However Aniston and Pitt's divorce, determined the actress to forget about any kind of connections with Brad, which also means her business relationship with Plan B.

Me and Brad did have a little company before that sort of changed. I've removed myself from that. I just took a couple of projects from it that I love. It kind of got bigger. It grew ten heads and became this huge thing, which is wonderful. It took on an amazing life really fast, but I kind of sat back and thought about it deeply, and asked myself if it was something that I was interested in being a part of.
- said Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston -

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Kozmic Blues

party people if yr with me where u at? cuz i got those deep space, black-lit, kozmic blues again...those princess and the pea blues, those janis joplin headful of rain and pain blues, those sam cooke, gospel singer with a devil on my shoulder as the nite gets colder blues...i got some cross cultural, polyglot hmmmmmmmmmmyeeah blues--cuz there aint no single set of werds big enough to fit into

15 minute blog post

15 minutes is enuf time fer fame fer a quickie in the alley fer two smokes (one lit off the other) fer the klonopin to kick in and the rage to subside fer the sitcom family to solve their big faker problem of the week fer the bacon to get fried fer a political discussion to take a wrong turn fer a meeting to become unbearable fer one tower hit by a plane to turn into two fer a coffee break with

fyi

In developed countries, the ten leading causes of lost years of healthy life at ages 15-44 were: (1) Major Depressive Disorder, (2) Alcohol Use, (3) Road Traffic Accidents, (4) Schizophrenia, (5) Self-Inflicted Injuries, (6) Bipolar Disorder, (7) Drug Use, (8) Obsessive-Compulsive Disorders, (9) Osteoarthritis, (10) Violence.

Brad Pitt told a US court: I'll marry Angelina Jolie

The Hollywood actor Brad Pitt has reportedly told a US court he wants to marry Angelina Jolie, according to Britain's Daily Mirror news. Because Brad Pitt is planning to officially adopt Angelina's children, Maddox and Zahara, the actor had to assure the courts he was planning to marry their adoptive mother, otherwise the adoption can not been made.

Under American law, adoption is a profound and significant act. It normally doesn't take place unless there's already been a marriage. Thus it's reasonable to infer that a marriage is around the corner for Brad and Angelina.
- US lawyer Evan Schaeffer is quoted in Daily Mirror -

Brad would have been happy to give those assurances to the courts as he feels he has the perfect ready-made family.
- A source close to the celebrity couple said -

Earlier this week, it was claimed the celebrity couple are also expecting a baby together because Angelina's pregnancy bump is already starting to show and pair want to keep the happy news under wraps.

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i tried so hard to fit in.but i just couldn't do the schmooze.poet

King Me.

...like how i only started to learn how to write when i lost my language.

so NOT not punk

i am the most gullible fuck, thothat's why i was able to fool all y'all for so long into thinking i was 3 people.u gotta know the opposite of what yr doing in order to do it well...in order to fix things, u gotta know how they breakif u wanna make lots of money, u gotta GET WITH the feeling of having noneif u wanna make people laugh, u have to be tuff enuff to channel the terror of despair...like

Wedding bells: Angelina Jolie pregnant with Brad Pitt baby

Wedding bells? Is Angelina Jolie pregnant or not? In present that is the question! Rumors, rumors... but now that the news has broken the ice, Hollywood's hottest couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will marry soon after their baby birth.

First, according to News of the World, a friend of the couple has revealed that Pitt personally delivered the news about Angelina's pregnancy to ex-wife Jennifer Aniston as he doesn't want her to hear the news from anyone else. Secondly, friends of the celebrity couple say Angelina's pregnancy bump is already starting to show but say the pair are keen to keep the happy news under wraps.

Not long ago according to a US magazine, Brad Pitt was seen checking out engagement rings at Cartier, while Angelina Jolie was spotted trying on some Neil Lane and antique diamond rings.

One after another, Angelina Jolie reportedly had a secret scan at Santa Monica's St John's Hospital in California last month. The future sounds good for them..

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coke dealer

raymitheminxi had that faker hippy college figgered out--cuz i was getting money for doing nada mucho plus i was high all the time on super pure, uncut blow. that shit was sticky and white. the crystals were bright satanic static. that was some bling begetting bling. only i didn't care about diamonds back then. i cut that shit with johnson and johnson and spent my chedda on simple pleasures:

The Avatar

im haunted by sterling fassbinder.since i grew my hair out, i no longer catch a chance glimpse of her in a mirrorlike when im running in front of a glass skyscaper in a long black coat on a perfect blue day...or if my leg's stiff and i find myself walking with a limp...and the fourth and fifth fingers on my right hand are curled up tight inside my leather glove...instead she's everywhere:

Brad Pitt snubbed by Courteney Cox

Brad Pitt was reportedly snubbed by 'Friends' beauty Courteney Cox. The actress supports her close friend Jennifer Aniston after the big break-up and also helps her with Brad new romance with Angelina Jolie. Hollywood actors meet at the Beverly Hills Hotel and Brad wanted to buy a drink for Courteney but was allegedly left embarrassed when she tried to ignore him.

Brad really got the brush-off. Courteney saw him making his way across the room and swiveled in her chair to face the opposite way. Brad stood right next to her and tried to strike a conversation but she was having none of it.

It was embarrassing for Brad. He had a few friends with him and she just made him look stupid. He tried to buy her a drink but she politely told the barman she didn't want one. Brad walked away with his tail between his legs and a look of bemusement on his face.
- an onlooker is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper -

In other news Cliff Richard wants Brad Pitt to play him in a movie version of his life. Cliff says if anyone should play him in a big screen adaptation of his 40-year career should be the Hollywood star Brad Pitt, but the star said if the actor can't sing he would choose British crooner Daniel Bedingfield instead.

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