Friday, December 30, 2005

Brad Pitt donates orthopaedic beds for quake victims in Pakistan

Hollywood star Brad Pitt donated a local hospital 40 orthopaedic beds for the October 8 earthquake victims during a visit to Pakistan last month, a news report said on Thursday. The 40 beds is worth $100,000 and are designed to tilt from side to side and move up and down using electronic switches and hydraulics and make it easier for nurses to move the patients, according to PIMS Executive Director Dr. Syed Fazle Hadi.

We are grateful to our donor, Mr. Brad Pitt, for supporting the relief efforts for the earthquake affected people of Pakistan.
- said UNHCR's representative in Pakistan Guenet Guebre-Christos -

Meanwhile, Brad Pitt has threatened legal action against anyone who publishes recently-taken nude photographs of the actor when the Hollywood star was sunbathing naked on the balcony of his Los Angeles home. Earlier this month, Pitt's ex-wife Jennifer Aniston filed suit against a paparazzo after he snapped some sunbathing photos at her Hollywood Hills mansion.

In other news, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s January split has been rated the most fascinating break-up of 2005.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

mind elevate interlude...

i want to convey the complexity of what im feeling when im deep in thought, when the angles made by sunrays equals the degrees between myself and The Central Algorithm.kissyfursick

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Sample hook for Anonymous

yo. see if u can use this...wrap some of those sick ass verses of yrs around it or somethin...i dunno...or throw it out like a used tampon. one love. whatevs.I free-form fell into the game of hip-hopStillborn to lay it down heavy like a drop-topFUCK bein ferreal or fer trill--My flow busts like levees and killsMakin achey breaky gangsta hearts knock As my infernal internal rhyme freezes time

Spirited Away

when ive got those "cant-shut-my-brain-the-fuck-up" blues i blast My Bloody Valentine's "Soon" so loud it makes my glass table buzz like its coated with electricity and i stand there in the sonic wind, pushin at my crooked ass tooth with the tip of my tongue till the lil shit feels like its getting loose, which deep down i know it isn't, but it feels like i could pop that bloody motherfucker out

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

I like singing when im stuffed up. the studio audience thinks I sound great.

Pralines

For our Creole Christmas we found this great Holiday version of the southern classic at Beauty Food Joy, a Southern Blogger. Amy takes an extra step or two to give her Pralines a very special Holiday spice and narrates the slightly 'spicy' history of these wonderful sweets. We've borrowed Amy's recipe and veganized it for you. Joyeux Noël Ingredients2 1/2 cups granulated sugar1 1/2 Cups (12-

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Im sitting here mothing the words as I read john donne, pausing to sip alka seltzer from a highball glass.All the while my new blog baby grows
"yrsoprettywhenyrunfaithfultomeyrsoprettywhenyrunfaithfultoME"--The Pixies
"Punishing the other person is self-punishment. That is true in every circumstance." --Thich Nhat Hanh

Monday, December 26, 2005

Do you still love me?

Vegetarian Mom's Sacrifice for Meat Eating Family

The following reprinted with permission from The Savvy Vegetarian Judy Kingsbury from her feature feature column in Greener Magazine, The Green AdvisorDear Judy,I have been a vegetarian since I was a little kid. Meat just seems to turn my stomach, even the thought of it. The problem is that I married a man who loves meat and wants our children to eat meat. I have been very frustrated in trying
Do you still like me?

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Jennifer Aniston says Brad Pitt step with Angelina Jolie is a mistake

Jennifer Aniston

Brad Pitt's ex-wife Jennifer Aniston has launched a veiled attack on him, claiming that his relationship with Angelina Jolie is nothing but a big "mistake". Although Jennifer vowed not to comment or speak about her marriage with Brad Pitt, Aniston used the opportunity to condemn cheating spouses, referring more or less to her own life experience during her marriage with Pitt.

Aniston and Pitt separated early this year in January and rumors say that the reason for their break-up was Brad's crush on Angelina Jolie, but some say that the real reason was because of Brad's wish to have children .

If Jennifer Aniston's deep thought is a subtle attack on Brad Pitt, we'll never know but the situation makes us think so, which means she is not over Brad, and that is sad..
You can have everything wonderful in the world, and you can just make stupid choices because you're bored for a moment or you're not fulfilled for a moment, and you take that time and it affects everything.

And I think we've all seen someone make a mistake and then try to get out of it instead of nipping it in the bud right off the bat, so that it spirals and spirals down.
- says Jennifer Aniston -

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston most fascinating break-up of 2005

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

In a new survey Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's January split - after five years of marriage - has been rated the most fascinating break-up of 2005. Although their divorce was finalized in October the split details surrounded the world all this time, that is why USA Today decided to name it the year's most fascinating break-up.
Celebrity couple Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's recent split and as well as Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards' short separation are the pairs who are following Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt's separation.

Paris Hilton couldn't miss this top, the heiress being next to her ex-pal and co-star in the reality tv show 'The Simple Life' Nicole Richie and next to her ex-fiancee Paris Latsis. Among the celebrities who are named in the top 10 list are also Renee Zellweger, Jude Law or Sienna Miller.

The top 10 is as follows:

1. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston
2. Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards
3. Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson
4. Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney
5. Eddie Murphy and Nicole Murphy
6. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
7. Katie Holmes and Chris Klein
8. Jude Law and Sienna Miller
9. Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray
10. Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Despite my fancy schmancy education, the only things i've ever been any good at are selling drugs, ruining lives, and mother fuckin BLOGGING.i can't even roll a decent blunt. fuck.oh well.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Jon Voight want Brad Pitt to reproduce with Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie and Maddox

Recent news! Hollywood star Jon Voigh is urging his estranged daughter Angelina Jolie to procreate with Brad Pitt. The star Voigh insists Brad Pitt has the genes Angelina's been searching for. The actor is convinced that the real reason why Angelina Jolie adopted the two children Maddox and Zahara was because she fail in finding the right man for being father to her babies.

I am sure that Angelina and Brad have some plans from this point of view especially that the actor is currently seeking to officially adopt 4-year-old Maddox and baby Zahara Marley.
I'm not sure why she hasn't had her own children. Maybe she hasn't found the right father. I like the look of Brad though. I've got a good feeling about him.
- Jon Voigh says -
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

i am on strike from the rest of america

i am not an american i am a new yorker. to be more specific i am a money makin manhattanite. this morning it was all about the peeps who actually live on this sinkin sliver of an island...an army of black coats and fur muffs and trapper hats and tiny cellies and flowy denim tucked into chunky timbaland boots.not amused. jaded. crazy.everytime there's some citywide shit like this im made to

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Brad Pitt buys Cartier wedding rings

Brad Pitt

According the news, Hollywood star Brad Pitt has bought vintage Cartier wedding rings, in this way rumors of a so called wedding with Angelina Jolie could be after all true. It seems Brad Pitt bought the Cartier wedding rings on a motorbike trip to a jeweller on Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills.

Apparently Brad and Angelina are planning a Buddhist-style ceremony at his Malibu mansion. Well, a wedding between Pitt and Jolie is expected for some time now and with more reason now that Brad wants to be legally the dad of the actress’s adopted kids Maddox, four, and Zahara, ten months.
They’ll not be having a traditional wedding ceremony, basically due to the fact they both had them in previous relationships.
- An insider said -
Meanwhile, Jenny Shimizu appeared on Q Live and denied lesbian claims about Angelina Jolie.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Friday, December 16, 2005

I have a problem with paper, it's true. Whether it's in a book or looseleaf or in thick white stacks...it's everywhere. Im overwhelmed by it.

Brad Pitt party for The Assassination Of Jesse James

The Assassination Of Jesse James Brad Pitt

The Hollywood star Brad Pitt threw a huge party which was held at local club Mercury in Calgary, Canada, in order to celebrate the completing of the new film The Assassination Of Jesse James. With this occasion, Brad Pitt thanked crew members for their work and also gave them presents including signed scripts, autographed photographs of himself as Jesse James and long-sleeved shirts with 'Jesse James' written on them.

Meanwhile, Hollywood superstars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have no immediate plans to marry, according to Brad's grandmother. However, she was glad to hear the news he has filed for legal guardianship of Angelina Jolie's adopted children, Maddox, four, and Zahara, 11 months.

In other news, Angelina haven't denied her former lesbian lover Jenny Shimizu reports, in which the model confessed the pair's steamy relationship never ended and that she still has feelings for the celebrity. Apparently, Jolie's new boyfriend Brad Pitt will never control the wild star, Shimizu claiming Angelina will not going to be a housewife.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Do u wanna runawayFor a couple of days, maybe a week?We can live out my hip-hop dream.We can change the way we speak.I’ll bring plenty of baconAnd you can cook the beefI’ll be yr toy, and u can be my freak.U will be the light of dawn to my pale evening sunWe’ll run away first, and then figger out where to runI’ll meet you on the lawn, puffin a pipe shaped like a gun
I just wanna hold yr hand and spit rock lyricsGot drama so cold breathe out and u can see it.Play the cards I was sold, best believe im the shit.With my inner nerd and sinner werds…Im still ill and tuff enuf to put the truth in bold rather than to cherry tree it.

Monday, December 12, 2005

I wish I could knock up another girl. My baby mama--keepin my legend alive.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

We can get high& lsten to King Tubby &go out walking in central park, my giant mnster timbs crushing leaves lying stunned & frzen on the ground.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Go to anonymous' site...that's what I mean about purity.

Friday, December 9, 2005

Brad Pitt daily proposal to Angelina Jolie

Brad-Maddox-Angelina-Zahara

According to the recent news, Brad Pitt is said to recure to a daily proposal to Angelina Jolie. Nobody but Brad Pitt is desperate to tie the knot with a good mother, a Goodwill Ambassador and one of the sexiest woman named Angelina Jolie, but apparently this wanted celebrity doesn't want to marry in a hurry.

The news are saying Angelina Jolie wants to make sure her relationship with Brad is right before she ties the knot, according to Britain's Closer magazine. Meanwhile, Brad Pitt has filed a legal bid to officially adopt Angelina's two children, Maddox and baby Zahara, so he has all the chance in the world that his daily proposal to Angelina Jolie will work out.
Angelina is addicted to her independence.
She's happy with Brad and doesn't want to jinx the relationship.
- friend claimed -
There'll be a marriage eventually, but Angelina will say when. She's already had two failed marriages and wants to be 100% sure this time.
- The source added -
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Thursday, December 8, 2005

I gave u the purest thing I have.Now there isn't much left!
i feel so lonerly right now. like the world is a tight, secret handshake that i don't know how to do. im trying to take care of myself and love myself and not act out of anger without just pushing the feeling down and forgetting about it either ...instead i try to embrace it and figger out why its there. i examine it carefully and pay it the attention it demands. it's one part of how im trying

Wednesday, December 7, 2005

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to adopt tsunami orphaned twins

Angelina and Maddox

The two celebrities Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may adopt tsunami orphaned twins, according to The Daily Star. The pair will begin adoption proceedings in Indonesia as the children are currently living in an orphanage in country, according to the web site Entertainment Wise.
If the reports of the British tabloid turn up to be true, this will be the first time Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will adopt together as a couple and the orphaned twins isn't a bad option at all.
They want to have a family together and be a family and that’s that. They hope to help two boys who were left orphans after the tsunami struck last year and if they can adopt them, they will.
- The web site cites the Star and reports that an insider told the paper -
Meanwhile, even though the pair deny the marriage rumors, Brad Pitt's publicist said in a statement the star plans to adopt Angelina Jolie’s two kids, Maddox 4, and Zahara, 11 months. Brad has already started a legal petition to change the names of the children to Zahara Jolie-Pitt and Maddox Jolie-Pitt was filed in Los Angeles.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Tuesday, December 6, 2005

Now that it's winter I hardly ever hear my neighbors fucking. Sometimes I think I do but its the pipes singing instead...
i see colors when i cum.

Monday, December 5, 2005

A raptor! O yeah. I'd take that bad boy to midtown on a leash...some straight up jurassic part shit, homeboy bitin off heads and layin eggs.

Sunday, December 4, 2005

Brad Pitt to adopt Angelina Jolie kids

Angelina and Brad

Its finally official! Brad Pitt plans to adopt Angelina Jolie's two kids, Maddox 4, and Zahara, 11 months. The actor's publicist said in a statement to PEOPLE that Brad has already started a legal petition to change the names of the children to Zahara Jolie-Pitt and Maddox Jolie-Pitt was filed in Los Angeles.

According to the publicist there are yet no plans for marriage. However, everyone finds it hard to believe. Brad's move is no surprise for us, they were already acting like a true family long before this statement.
I don't want to be mean, but as we all know Jolie told People at the first annual Worldwide Orphans Foundation benefit that she plans to adopt again. My question is, why isn't she pregnant yet? She loves children ...there is no better time like the present.
Brad Pitt is in the process of becoming the adoptive father of both children.
- publicist Guagenti said in the statement -

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Friday, December 2, 2005

time to get medieval

i've decided that instead of a gun i'm going to get a falcon and rock the motherfucker on my shoulder.

Thursday, December 1, 2005

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie no international media at Japan conferences

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie won't answer international media questions because they have banned it from attending press conferences during their promotional trip to Japan where the couple will answer only questions about their professional lives. It seems foreign media won't be able to shoot personal questions at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie during their visit to Japan. Jolie and Brad Pitt are romantically involved since his split with Jennifer Aniston in January this year.

To promote their new film 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith', the couple will reach Tokyo straight from Pakistan, where they spent Thanksgiving, observing how the UNHCR is taking care of the survivors of the October 8 earthquake.

Here are some new pictures of Angelina Jolie visiting Pakistan as the United Nations’ Goodwill Ambassador and Brad Pitt.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Thanksgiving in Pakistan

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are spending Thanksgiving visiting survivors of the Pakistan earthquake. The pair have already attended a briefing in Geneva to help them prepare for their trip to the devastated region, Reuters reports. A spokesman for the UN High Commission for Refugees told Britain's BBC website Angelina is "a terrific goodwill ambassador" who "takes her work for us extremely seriously and that means a lot to her and the staff".
We'll be on our way to Pakistan in a matter of days.
- says Angelina -
The actress, who has two adopted children, Maddox and Zahara, earlier this year the star begged the international community to help Afghan refugees in Pakistan.
Meanwhile, Jolie was also awarded a Cambodian passport after being made a citizen of the Southeast Asian country, where her son Maddox, is from, the Associated Press reports.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]
I am a post-christian.

jesus built my T1

on the innernet u can have it all but none of it's really yrs.yr soul can surf the riches of the world without the weight of ownership"possession" is so 90s...ray

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

...Now our luck may have died and our love may be cold but with you forever I'll stayWe're goin' out where the sand's turnin' to gold so put on your stockin's baby 'cause the night's getting coldAnd everything dies baby that's a factBut maybe everything that dies someday comes backNow I been lookin' for a job but it's hard to findDown here it's just winners and losers and don't get caught on the

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

smoking the rent

Fuckin hell, im distracted. A million roads stretch out from each moment. I’m channel surfing. I’m tapping on my handheld. I’m standing in the middle of Times Square feeling horny, tired, happy, and sad as i try not to look up and get my head lost in the lights. I look each person I pass defiantly in the eye for a single second before looking back down, stoned and uncertain.Later onAlone and

Sunday, November 27, 2005

I am suffering from post thxgiving stress disorder.I wanna run around wearing a tall black hat and fucked-up patent leather platform boots.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie together at Ali Gala

Brad and Angelina

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made their first public appearance as a couple when they joined the celebrities paying tribute to boxing legend Muhammad Ali at a gala in Kentucky. The couple, who had been seen shopping or spending time together made their relationship official by appearing and staying side by side with a glamorous look at the event held to launch Ali's cultural and educational center.
Among the guests were also Bill Clinton, Chris Tucker and Jim Carrey.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

George Clooney and Brad Pitt planned a fake wedding

Clooney and Brad

Hollywood actors George Clooney and Brad Pitt have been secretly planning a so called wedding to fool the paparazzi. In jest, the two celebrities fake a wedding at Clooney's Italian mansion, because of reports that Pitt was planning to wed Angelina Jolie at pal Clooney's lavish villa. I can say that Clooney and Brad's idea really made my day!
There was a story going around that Brad was going to get married at my house in Italy and it was sort of catching on.
So I called Brad up and I said we should sort of let it leak out and then hire a bunch of kids dressed up to pretend to be getting married on that day and let everybody rent helicopters and spend a fortune.
- Clooney reveals -
Meanwhile, even though Brad and Angelina didn't married yet , the couple went house hunting.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Friday, November 25, 2005

Sometimes I feel like there's this whole subtext that everyone else gets and that I am missing huge chunks of, not unlike a retarded child.
In order to make a work that really WORKS u have to be outside of society yet close enuf to keep a choke hold on that shit.I want my empty v.

Monday, November 21, 2005

I am a slave to my pussy. If yr reading this, u r too.Xo

Sunday, November 20, 2005

There's so much I wanna show u...
I just got high and touched a leather glove on my bed and for a second I didn't know what it was and I freaked the fuck out. Ha. Fello knobbers.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt day of shops

Angelina, Brad and Maddox

Recently Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made again a happy family appearance at the supermarket for shopping, in Los Angeles. The pair loaded up the car and along with Angelina's adopted son Maddox got in the car and drive away. The two celebrities, who are in an fully denying about their long time romance, are being photograph most of their free time together like a true family.
However, it is possible that Brad and Angelina have learned from their experience and not publicize the relationship or talk about their private life in interviews.
They both looked down in the dumps,Angie was wearing men's shoes and shapeless black clothes and Brad just looked scruffy.
- says and outlooker -
Meanwhile, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie received three nominations each in the 32nd annual People's Choice Awards.
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Friday, November 18, 2005

Money, Power, Respect

"i dunno...it's not like i feel like i need to protect myself or something...," i said with a chuckle."why else would you want a gun if not to protect yourself?""i dunno..." i said, fidgeting in the recliner. I stared up for the millionth time at the painting of the baby in a diaper floating against an amorphous grey background and for the millionth time i was made uneasy."just to have it!" i

Thursday, November 17, 2005

u wouldn't necessarily know by looking at me that im from the country of subculture.
I want u to take me somewhere fancy for lunch and slip me a roofy.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Yr the first person I ever told about what it was like when c really lost it...how helpless one feels in the face of the unconscious of an other.
I walk up to the bar and stand in front of the door.Frozen like a statue till the feeling passes.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Oh snap! JFK, Jr isn't dead!! I just saw him on East 83rd street stooped over the menu outside an Italian restaurant. Ferreals--it was John-John. I kid you not. He had a bad haircut and a soul patch and wore a burgundy ribbed sweater that looked like he bought it in a mall and light blue jeans covered with faux "wear and tear". At his side was a pretty, plain girl with dark brown hair the

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt remained friends

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston confirmed during an interview for an American show that she and Brad Pitt remained friends. For those who have any doubts Jennifer declared she feels no regret when she sees photographs of Brad Pitt enjoying the company of his new love Angelina Jolie and her adopted son Maddox. The actress, who has been in the media attention since the divorce, considers there is no point in harboring feelings of anger and regret over past events.
Do I talk to Brad? Yes, we do, I do. That's very peaceful. It's a really peaceful thing. People want it to be this war and this mean, terrible, shallow thing that's just playing like some soap opera or storyline, and it's just not.
- says Aniston during the American show -
I will not let myself down like that - I also know what feels good and it doesn't feel good to harbour anger and resentment. We do have tools to work through stuff. Everybody does.
- Aniston told US talk show host Diane Sawyer -
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie three nominations each in People Choice Awards

Brad and Angelina

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie received three nominations each in the 32nd annual People's Choice Awards, even though the two stars denied an off-screen relationship despite of their obvious romance.

The pair are up for favorite male action star, ( against Matthew McConaughey and The Rock ) favorite leading male movie star, ( Jamie Foxx and Adam Sandler ) favorite female movie star, ( Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman ) favorite female action star, ( Catherine Zeta-Jones and Jennifer Garner ) and favorite on-screen match up in Mr. and Mrs. Smith ( against the male duos of Chris Rock and Adam Sandler in The Longest Yard and Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers ), reports People Magazine.
The winners will be announced January 10.
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Brad Pitt wants Angelina Jolie to reunite with her father

Angelina Jolie

According to the latest rumors Brad Pitt wants Angelina Jolie to reunite with her father, actor Jon Voight. Why? It easy.. so he can walk her down the aisle as it should. It seems this is the only reason the couple fight about. Angelina is very furious with her dad since he accused her of having "mental problems" shortly after her split from Billy Bob Thornton in 2002.

Although the couple denied they are romantically involved, Angi and Brad have been seen most of their free time together, like a true family with Angelina's two adopted children Zahara and Maddox. Brad decided to end the feud between Angelina and her father, because he believes she should put the past behind and concentrate at their future as a family, according to America's Life and Style magazine.
[from thecelebrityblog.com]
"i can't sleep, I toss and turn, candlesticks in the dark, visions of bodies bein burned..."--The Gheto Boys,"My Mind's Playin Tricks On Me"

Friday, November 11, 2005

Everything in here is TRUE...

today i googled the name of the guy who raped me years ago and found that he works a couple of blocks away from where i do, in a skyscraper where he has a job that is uncannily similar to mine. oddly enough, i'm not surprised by these coincidences. all this time i felt him nearby--every day for years i've turned corners on city streets expecting to literally run into him. i don't know why i

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Cripple Creek

The time has come for me to get a piece. Just a little somethin somethin that i can use in case i need to blow someone's motherfuckin head off.Any suggestions as to brand and type? Of course I will be taking lessons to properly educate myself.he has 3 fave riversa real life friend of mine

Wednesday, November 9, 2005

Overripe

When I talk about grammar I mean something deeper than slanted lines drawn under a sentence on a blackboard. Grammar is the foot that connects us to the earth. We walk across this land on it—it’s our way of being in the here and now--of relating to the world and being anchored to it at the same time.Grammar is the way you see things, it’s the way you understand hand gestures and words people

Tuesday, November 8, 2005

Monday, November 7, 2005

Lie together, cry together...i swear to god i hope we fuckin die together

Moonlight strolls with the hoes, oh no, that's not my steeloI wanna bitch that like to play celo, and crapsPackin gats, in a Coach bag steamin dime bagsA real bitch is all I want, all I ever had With a glock just as strong as meTotin guns just as long as me, the bitch belongs with meAny plans with another bitch, my bitch'll spoil itOne day, she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet Throwin my

Sunday, November 6, 2005

Brad Pitt reports a photographer on his Malibu home

Brad and Angelina

Brad Pitt called police after he spotted a photograph, who was trying to take pictures on his new Malibu, California home. Unfortunately for Brad, the photographer ran away before police arrived. However, Brad instructed all his security to take pictures of any snappers, which he plans to use in court as a evidence for press harassment.
Pitt wants some privacy, especially that he currently lives with Angelina Jolie and her two adopted children, Maddox and Zahara.
This just goes to show how low the paparazzi will go trying to get a photo. If they break the law, they will be arrested. This one got away but the next one won't.
- Pitt's spokeswoman declared -
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Friday, November 4, 2005

Cuisin Art

i was out collecting words on the city streets as night fell over the skyscrapers and the ends of the avenues burned with sinking sunlight like acetylene flares.i scooped up bits of broken phrases from the litter strewn sidewalks and grabbed full-fledged rhymes radiating off the faces of people I passed. their mouths were mostly thin lines pulled tight. their eyes were mostly downcast.there was

Thursday, November 3, 2005

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie not married!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not married! Pitt's publicity team denied reports that claimed Pitt wed Angelina Jolie in a secret ceremony.
Britain's Daily Star issued an article a few days ago in which they claim that Jolie and Pitt exchanged vows in a secret Buddhist ceremony and that Brad is wearing a gold band on his wedding finger ever since the secret event.
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Pre-Nup?

Angelina

According to the latest rumors, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are working on a pre-nup. It seems their pre-nup is for Pitt's visitation rights for Jolie's two adopted children, Maddox and Zahara. Apparently goodwill ambassador Angelina is concerned more about her children then her bank account.
Angelina wants Brad to give up any claim on her children in the pre-nup¦ I think he'd sign anything if it got Angelina to agree to marry him.
- A source told the Star magazine -
Meanwhile Brad,Angelina and the two kids were recently spotted at the beach right outside Pitt's Malibu pad.
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

"So Pre-9/11"

...that's what i think every time i fire up my 5 yr old compaq desktop. once it's past the whirl-clunk-grrrr-wizzz drama of the boot, windows XP plays this happy little jingle that seems to say all is right in the world and especially america, where we have microsoft and dot.coms and billy clint getting his ding donged in the oval office.damn. the good old days.sigh.

Wednesday, November 2, 2005

Brad Pitt plays daddy with Angelina Jolie kids

Angelina and Brad

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and her two children Maddox and Zahara have been photographed like a happy family on the beach, outside Brad's Malibu home. Pitt was seen with his arm around Angelina, and later playing with four-year-old Maddox while Angelina carried nine-month-old baby Zahara.
Brad and Angelina looked like they have been a family for years. Maddox loved running around on the beach showing off for his mum and Brad.
- An onlooker revealed -
Earlier this month it was revealed Brad had quit smoking for the sake of Maddox and Zahara, being helped by Angelina every step of the way.
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Jennifer Aniston vowed never to talk about her divorce from Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston after finally decided to put her past behind, has vowed to never talk again about her divorce with Brad Pitt. Aniston decided, in an interview with Access Hollywood's Nancy O'Dell, to talk about her character Lucinda Harris in the upcoming thriller 'Derailed, where Aniston plays a married woman who has a tryst with co-star Clive Owen's character Charles Schine.

Meanwhile, Aniston has been seen several occasions with Vince Vaughn enjoying some time together. Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have finally confirmed to us, they are a couple, after being photographed cuddling on a hotel balcony in Chicago, Illinois.
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Tuesday, November 1, 2005

I know it sometimes seems like im being vague on purpose...and sometimes that's the case...but only about the facts.

Monday, October 31, 2005

Raw like innernet...

Signal Strength/Output Report of Input Potential:This blog is now broadcasting outward in the shape of an infinity symbol, or maybe it's a curved trumpet, or the outline of the nut sack of someone i used to fuck...im calling back thru my own past and routing the echo straight thru my Andy Warhol Amplifier©:Hi... Inbox xxxxxxxxx to me More options Oct 25 (6 days ago) xxx,I've been

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Generation Trick

We r the cream of the cropThat long ago, rose to the topAnd like a dream deferred, a glaze was burnedAnd what started as sugar turned into SLOP.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

I either have a brand new freckle on my arm or I else I just never noticed this one before. I dunno. I stare at the brown dot w "non-feeling".

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

U can do anything

But layoff my rawkstar blues.

Murder By Numbers

I have an infamous ancestor in England who was hanged for poisoning and killing his good friend, from whom he had borrowed a ton of cash. Four of his five children had also died, for reasons unknown to medicine. My ancestor's servants said he used to have the children line up to lick honey off his fingers every nite.At the gallows he still proclaimed his innocence.Sometimes I wonder about the

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

dreadfulI wanna take you to my place near the river. It is clean and small and dark. This is where we can practice splendid isolation and I can make you feel OK again. This is where the drugs get taken, unless you don’t want any, which is fine too. There is no TV, no internet and no telephone. I have my Treo celly, of course, which also has internet, but besides the door buzzer that’s the

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Maybe im just an awful lover.I wanted to make you happy but I couldn't do it.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are engaged says Ray Winstone

Brad and Angelina

Ray Winstone, the co-star of Angelina Jolie in the movie Beowulf, says the actress and Brad Pitt are engaged. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had been romantically involved during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, meanwhile Brad divorced Aniston and the rumors turn up to be true. Winstone is working with Jolie on the movie adaptation of the epic poems Beowulf.
There are some speculation that the pair plan to tie the knot in a quick wedding at Brad’s Malibu home soon.
She's getting married isn't she? Yes, she is.
- says Winstone -
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Since my mobileblog posts seem to be lost in the ether u r missing out on all sorts of half-baked pearls...like the picture of my blue suede shoes and my stoned plea for u not to mess with them, or my description of how an elderly woman's stately face lit up as she took in the basement window display of a tiny, antique lamp shop...or my overjoyed pontification about a cane someone left in a

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Like Brothers From Another Mother

It's far and away and long overdue that you put up a picture of that wonderful apple ass of yours. doesn't matter, molecular close-up, far away, upskirt, bent over. Something to satisfy the ache of wondering...that’s a pretty sexy comment. I don’t get too many of those. The shame of it is I WANT to show it all to u. I want u to see my ass and my eyes.I love u. u invisible people out there.Yep

Monday, October 17, 2005

To Tony Pierce?

..Or not to Tony Pierce?That is the question.

Brad Pitt's grandmother advice him to slow down with Angelina Jolie

Brad Angelina Maddox

It seems Brad Pitt's grandmother has advised him to take his romance with Angelina Jolie slowly, because his family still haven't got over his divorce from Jennifer Aniston.
Pitt was linked with Angelina before his split from ex-wife Jennifer Aniston and his family is concerned about his new romance, because Angelina has been divorced twice before reaching her 30th birthday.
The family want Brad to go slow. Angelina's been married twice, Brad is just divorced. The family still love Jennifer Aniston.
- Betty Rusell -
[from thecelebrityblog.com]
i want BRANDTRUEBOY to be what u get when u dial a wrong number.k...i meant TAP a wrong number, cuz no one really DIALS anymore....when i started this blog i let go and let the characters take me places...the best fiction is like a journey, filled with unexpected challenges and pointless exchanges that take on meaning as more clues about the final destination are revealed...the plot i set out for

Thursday, October 13, 2005

LIVE EACH DAY.

Years after millions of Americans are killed because their unsuspecting and inept federal government left them woefully unprepared without vaccine or aid as the bird flu of '05 struck and quickly leveled a path of victims wider than 10 Katrinas, historians will analyze the prescience of the short story by Daphne du Maurier and subsequent film by Alfred Hitchcock, "The Birds", and shudder in

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Brad Pitt and Edward Norton team up for Lewis and Clark expedition

Brad Pitt and Edward Norton

The co-stars of 1999's Fight Club, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton are teaming up to produce a new television miniseries about famed US explorers Lewis and Clark.
The stars will act as executive producers of the series, while Norton will also direct at least one of the episodes of the show to be co-produced by National Geographic and HBO, HBO confirmed.
Pitt and Norton will be joined as executive producers by National Geographic Ventures chief Tim Kelly and by Adam Leipzig president of National Geographic Feature Films.
Lewis and Clark's expedition is as great a story as you could ever hope to tell, and like so many people, Brad and I have both been drawn to it for years.
- Norton was quoted as saying by Daily Variety -
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Canadian escape and a wedding on the way?

Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt has reportedly bought a remote cabin in Canada, to spend some time with lover Angelina Jolie, and her two adopted children Maddox and Zahara, without the paparazzi constantly trying to photograph them. It seems Brad has also instructed his security to take pictures of any snappers who follow them, in case he decides to press harassment charges in the future, according to America's New York Post newspaper.

Meanwhile, Brad and Angelina are said to be throwing their first official party as a couple at Brad's Malibu home to celebrate their new lives as a family in the US, next weekend. The only thing is that it seems that Brad, is building a Buddhist-style temple in his garden for the special occasion and there are some speculation that the pair plan to tie the knot in a quick wedding the same weekend.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Sunday, October 9, 2005

Brad Pitt family likes Angelina Jolie

Angelina

Angelina Jolie's relationship with Brad's family is getting better every day. Pitt's brother Doug, who owns a computer store in Springfield, revealed family's love for Angelina and also for Jennifer, during a recent business speech to the junior Rotary organization Rotaract, reports People.
We've met Angelina, and my family really, really likes her. She's great. Of course we liked Jen too.
- says Doug -
Although the couple is still claiming that, they are not romantically involved, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt certainly unveil their love for everybody, on the famos trip on motorbike to the supermarket.
Meanwhile, Pitt's spokesperson insists they're not getting married and the rep also insists Jolie isn't pregnant.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

The rain falls mainly on the pain.

I can hear my neighbors fuck at night. They are right across the airshaft that separates my building from theirs. Their bed is pressed up against the window and the window is open. Mostly I hear her, but his grunts are there too, softer, deeper. She is quite loud, yelping and moaning like an animal. It goes on for awhile…there are no words between them…just the sounds coming out of her that

Saturday, October 8, 2005

INFINITYBOY

i loved my little studio out in the industrial park of north Brooklyn. i used to sit dreaming at a huge wooden table with a tiny black laptop that a friend of my mothers nabbed from deutsche bank. Or else I’d drag out the ancient typewriter and bang out slogans in the bygone font. There were two huge windows covered by long sheets of white gauze that were strung up to a metal runner on top.

Wednesday, October 5, 2005

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Beverly Hills estate for sale

Beverly Hills estate

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have put their Beverly Hills estate on the market for $28 million. It seems, selling their house as part of the deal according to the LA Times.
The couple married in July of 2000 and bought the house for $13.5 million in 2001. In present, the house has reportedly doubled in value, because of a screening room, an art studio, tennis courts, mahogany floors and a pool and spa area.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Monday, October 3, 2005

HIP HOP WILL SAVE YOU.

One thing i've never been, and that's bored. Not once that I can remember. In school I sometimes said that I was cuz everyone else complained about it so much.

Sunday, October 2, 2005

Everyone dies.

i want to forgive him. maybe i want to so badly that i already have. he was a little boy. i saw him cry like one more than once.the violence was put in him and he didn't know how to water the other parts of his life without also watering the violence and so it grew up as a weed among the flowers.don't front just cuz things r going yr way: deep down u know that no one deserves anything that

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

I wanna dj yr next party

But I aint got no speakers,aint got no headphones,aint got no records to play.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on a bike to the supermarket

Angelina and Brad

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt unveil their love for everybody, on a motorbike trip to the supermarket, reports The Sun. The stars behaved like a married couple, for those who still had any doubts, after roaring up on BMW bikes.
They went to a local supermarket and as they left, Angelina, had trouble with her Dakar and called: “Baby, come over here.” Brad jumped off his Adventurer and went to Angelina’s aid.
For a pair who have denied any romance by now they certainly don’t appear to be hiding it any more.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spotted in West Edmonton Mall

brad, angi

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, with security and the actress's two children, Maddox and Zahara, spent some time Wednesday at the West Edmonton Mall.
According to CFRN News the couple take the kids to the mall's Galaxyland indoor amusement park, and then off to the food court, before exiting and leaving several star-struck shoppers in their wake.

Kayla Penny, who works in a clothing store at the mall, snapped a photo of the couple with her cellphone. She told CFRN her coworkers rushed to the amusement park to get pictures of their own.
There were a couple of people who ran and shook (Pitt's) hand, but he just shook their hand back and didn't really think anything of it,"
- said Penny -
Pitt totally looked like the father-figure. Maddox called him daddy. They're beautiful people.
- said Blaire Schmermune -
Brad looked like he was having fun. When they went into the play place, they were in this box running around, screaming. Jolie, on the other hand, had her hands full carrying the younger Zahara, so she didn't really do much.
- says Ashely Cipywnyk -
[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Angelina Jolie and Pitt's holiday in Dubai

Jolie

Brad Pitt and his secret love Angelina Jolie reportedly took a family trip, with the kids at a holiday resort in Dubai, where they stayed seven nights in the Royal Suite, at the luxurious seven-star Burj al-Arab in Dubai, reports the Mirror.
It seems, 'the family' flew from America to the Arabian Gulf state in a private jet. The couple and the children, Maddox and Zahara, were spotted at the Wild Wadi Waterpark and seen dining in the hotel's underwater restaurant. Angelina was also seen in the La Prairie spa beauty treatments.
They arrived looking like the perfect family unit. Even though it's a long flight from the US, Angelina looked stunning from the moment she stepped off the jet.

This is the perfect place for them to come on holiday - there are virtually no paparazzi and the hotel is super private. It's on its own little man-made island just off the coast, so no one can get in without security knowing about it. Just to get in to the foyer costs non-guests #15.
- an insider was quoted by the Mirror -
[from thecelebrityblog.com]




Tuesday, September 27, 2005

so i dunno. the past is a strange thing: stories strung together like pearls on a string. i've been unravelling it for some time and at considerable cost. what does it say (if anything) about the blogger before u NOW if i tell u that when i was in high school my best friend was raped in her bed while i was passed out drunk on the stairs a few feet away? she struggled and shouted but i was

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

U would make such a great lesbian...

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I wish I could talk to u.

On the bridge

I turned and looked back and the smoke and ash and emptiness killed and salted a piece of my brain for me to feast on forever more.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Monday, September 19, 2005

family/affair

Nobody wants to blowNobody wants to be left outYou can't leave, 'cause your heart is thereBut you can't stay, 'cause you been somewhere elseYou can't cry, 'cause you'll look broke downBut you're cryin' anyway 'cause you're all broke downIt's a family affairIt's a family affair--"Family Affair", Sly and The Family Stone

Friday, September 16, 2005

Love is like a flower-shaped firework:I can see the beautiful black leaves against the bright green grass.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

One man's righteousness is another man's long haul.
I luv raymi. She is the one and only ferreal star I've ever met. Fuck britney and whoever at the b-bar. The b-list assholes I did blow wit.
Im getting skinnier by the second...so skinny my tummy's swollen like a starving african baby.

Monday, September 12, 2005

im so fucking paranoid right now. my leg is shaking. i can understand why people jump up and suddenly rob liquor stores to take the edge off.ha.it goes like DIS:yr life has been sinking for a while, like an overturned ocean liner whose hull is slowly filling with water until one day BAM u freak the fuck out over something comparatively lame, like a lost file or a deal that fell thru and

Sunday, September 11, 2005

It feels like it did. The sky is the same."We don't call a cloudless sky 'empty'." -WittgensteinIt's filled-in--the past inside the present.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Im gonna move out west and live in the desert and have wolves for pets and psychoactive mushroom tea in a long silver thermus.

Thursday, September 8, 2005

They were playing Soul II Soul--the light in the bathroom flashed in time to the beat. I clutched my tummy and wrote angry shit on the wall.
What have I become?
Im scurred.

Tuesday, September 6, 2005

I've got a time stamp on this, bitchesssss.Everything on this site is pressed Strate-Thru with its own particular "here and now" variant.

Fuck Reality.

When I was little it didn’t take me long to realize that I was nothing special.Sure, I was smart…sure, I was cute…sure, I was athletic, but I wasn’t the SMARTEST, and I wasn’t the CUTEST and tho I scored pretty high at all the games, I was never the HIGHEST scorer...I wasn’t the baddest tuff girl, or the sweetest sweetie pie or the biggest kiss-up or even the nerdiest nerd…I was just kinda there,

Monday, September 5, 2005

Don't care if it's Chinatown, or up in Riverside... I don't have any reasons--I left them all behind. I'm in a New York state of mind.
It comes down to reality--which is fine with me, cuz i've let it slide...

Saturday, September 3, 2005

My Bloody Valentine rule the skool. I don't care if listening to them dates me. Fuck you anyway. My time is NOW.

Thursday, September 1, 2005

I threw out my handle like it was a fave denim jacket that i got blood all over--it was sad to let go but when it was gone it was gone fer good.
I knew the only way I wouldn't continue to check the acct compulsively was if I deleted it.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

8x8 is 4

the air is so heavy and hot I feel it dragging me down with each step…I wish the sidewalk would just open up and swallow me so I could get some rest but the sidewalk doesn’t want me today.no one wants me today. especially not me.last nite I passed a woman sitting off to the side of a huge, ritzy apartment building. I almost didn’t see her in the shadows, perched delicately at the edge of the

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Wait...that's not true...i've never suffocated any love or fireflies. Im the only bug here...

"danny carlyle"

(after vic chestnutt)all I’ve ever wanted to do was play make believe.a lot has changed since I was a little girl. my curiosity was returned with violence. my trust was ambushed.my innocence and my ideas were stolen by best friends and professors.the potential I paraded around like a brand new backpack on the first day of school has turned into a sack filled with rocks, the kind a mute,

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Lemme tell u i've met people who drink the way I do and they rnt writing about it on their blogs fek yr mams.
Lemme tell u i've met people who drink the way I do and they rnt writing about it on their blogs fek yr mams.
Anonymous if u don't fukin save my life right now i'll fukin kill u.

Old meat

I guess on some level I wanted to fuck-up.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Southern fried porridge

From our friends at Greener Magazine who waste nothingIf there is one thing common to a southern kitchen it is great leftovers otherwise known as 'musgoes', and go they will when you serve up this hearty breakfast of fried porridge, sausage and peach syrup.Ingredients1/2 Cup day old oatmeal porridge compacted and chilled overnight2 Tbls soy spread1 smoked soy sausage 1 fresh, ripe peach

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

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Saturday, August 20, 2005

anyone?Gorgeous fruit, a rainy day and scrabble with friends is just about the perfect prelude to this lasagna Florentine. Round it out with a cool Italian ice and even a rainy day in Florida beats everything else.Ingredients1 12 oz package no boil lasagna3 medium tomatoes1 12 can tomato sauce2 Tbls tomato paste4 ounces good red wine1 10 oz pkg fresh spinach1/2 lb fresh mushrooms, sliced1/2 cup

Friday, August 19, 2005

1/3 I've got this thing with pills that as soon as I take them I forget that I have and only remember that I wanted to take them, so I take them
2/3 again...Now I can feel the chemical-filled, air conditioned air seeping into the microscopic cracks in my shoulder blade.pain is pain...u
3/3 don't really know it until one day it doesn't go away.

the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had.

this is from a short story called, "Gomez Palacio" by Roberto Bolano. I found it hard to get to sleep at night. I had nightmares. Before going to bed, I would make sure the door and the windows of my room were securely and tightly shut. My throat always felt dry, and the only solution was to drink water. I was continually getting up and going to the bathroom to refill my glass. Since I was

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Friday, August 12, 2005

MC FAKER

the story of TRUEBOY is the story of an MC who fakes it so real she is beyond fake.the first hip-hop songwriterwhose psyche was unceremoniously broken into pieces 10 years agobut whose soul is made whole when other people rap the werds she writes...

Moved to www.thecelebrityblog.com

Because our business has a steady growth we have decided to move all our work to:
http://www.thecelebrityblog.com
From now on we will continue posting in our new address. Feel free to link to our new blog.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Fuck me, Amadeus.Don't kill yrself...yet.

NYC EVERYTHING.

quarloThere’s a new Japanese Fusion place down the street from me called “Wasabi Lobby.” Ha. Last nite I smoked and stared at the menu they shoved under my door and imagined an art decco building lobby made out of wasabi. The walls and floor and ceiling would all be that hideous bright green and spongy to the touch, and I’d come gliding in on my bicycle made out of spicy tuna rolls.Ha. Wasabi

Tuesday, August 9, 2005

Dub Magnificent

(taking drugs to make blog posts to take drugs to)my love is like white shells, revealed in shimmering bunches when the tide pulls back.i hide so i can be found.and u scoop me up and carry me in yr handsthe sun and blue and green and brown and u and mechildren forever.a dub magnificent:our feelings are amplified by the mics taped to the floor.mastermind

Monday, August 8, 2005

TV dinner

Whether the TV dinner was the brain child of recently deceased Swanson super salesman Gerry Thomas or the product of UFO induced mass hypnosis doesn't really matter for in the long run it's the memory that counts of all those meals in front of the tube with your favorite TV family and these frozen wonders the TV diner.Soylisbury steak with mushroom gravy 2 frozen soy patties1/2 lb of fresh green

U can git with THIS...

Now that I set up this post from yr phone thingy u can expect MORE frequent posts at a lower quality.Just like Tony Pierce.

Dirty souf

Man, it kinda BITES down here...we shoulda just let those shits secede and never taken em back.I feel like this is more of a foreign cuntry to me than freakin belgium.Pssssh

yeah yeah yeah

i fukt up that last post and it seems that the only way to change it is to delete it and im finding all that random code strangely comforting...like getting lost in a crowdor when u realize u took something that wasnt what u thought it was and its starting to hit i dunno...i'm gonna redo that post now.

Sunday, August 7, 2005

america, america

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Friday, August 5, 2005

Bonnie and Clyde

Hotel...motel...im on the road again, thinkin of life and how to live it.Now that this is a "real" blog and im allowing myself to speak without the metaphorical marbles in my mouth lemme tell u that I love blogs and blogging and bloggers but I think my fave time in this whole shindig was when raymi and anti got together at her b-day party and ran away to a hotel and stayed in the hot tub for days

Thursday, August 4, 2005

Daddy Brad for Angelina's son Maddox



According to America's Us Weekly magazine, Maddox started to cry during the shooting of an Edwin Jeans commercial with Angelina Jolie, saying Where's my daddy?. It is obvious that Angelina Jolie's children got close to Brad Pitt over the last weeks, calling him daddy. It is a known fact Brat Pitt wanted children. Three weeks ago, Brad was photographed teaching the 3-year old Maddox to ride a bike and acting like a real dad.

Wednesday, August 3, 2005

Angelina took Brad on a private plane for a ride



The sensual Angelina Jolie took Brad Pitt for a ride aboard a private plane yesterday. These tow seems to be always on top. The stars, who have repeatedly denied reports they are together since Pitt separated from his Jennifer Aniston in January, took a "high ride" near Los Angeles and fly off from the press and indiscreet eyes. They could celebrated something that we should not know about.

Mushroom Bolognese

Classic taste of Bologna with this easy, 4 step vegetarian dishIngredients2 tablespoons olive oil 3/4 pound mushrooms, stems removed and quartered and quartered (finely dice the stems and reserve)1 small yellow onion, diced 1 fresh garlic clove, crushed3 Tbls fresh oregano, torn1/2 cup Merlot2 tablespoons tomato paste 2 small ripe tomatoes, coarsely chopped 1/2 pound fresh pasta, cooked al dente

Tuesday, August 2, 2005

Hi. This is my blog.

i tried to show u who i am by dividing by 3 and serving up the remainder raw like sushi.

Monday, August 1, 2005

Dyslexic Drug Dealer

I have this habit from when I was running product of writing phone numbers on tiny scraps of paper, holding it in the palm of my hand, staring at it, memorizing it, and then throwing the paper away. To this day I don’t have a contacts list, or an addy book on my phone. Thing is, I’m dyslexic so sometimes I memorize the number with the digits the wrong way around. After a fucked up round of

Angelina asked Brad, cigarettes or sex ?



Brad Pitt has given up smoking for Angelina Jolie. Sources claim the stunning actress has given the Hollywood heartthrob an ultimatum - cigarettes or sex - because she hates the smell.
It worked. Brad hasn't smoked for almost two weeks.
- an insider says to Britain's News of the World -
But last week it was claimed Angelina and her two adopted children, Maddox and Zahara, have moved into Brad's Malibu home. ( article )

Spokespersons for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have denied that their clients are living together. ( article )

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Fitty

Hey man,i've got this idea: can one of u design an iPod wallet based on those rubber bracelets that all the kids are wearing? U know so it holds the iPod and has a slot for cash and a card or two. It has to be as thin as possible. We make em in these hot colors with designs and text from underground artists, but see we keep that shit on the cheapish side, so that the kids will buy different

Friday, July 29, 2005

"The Next Level"

I’ve beaten myself up and burned myself out to reach those frozen peaks; yet they remain forever in the backdrop like skyscrapers on a stage. dont call it a comeback

Angelina Jolie moved in Brad Pitt's Hollywood mansion

After rumours in which that the sensual Angelina wants to a third child and for now so called weddings plans in September with Brad Pitt, now it seems one of the steps have been made the beautiful Angelina Jolie moved in with Brad Pitt, into his Hollywood mansion, just a few blocks away from Jennifer Aniston's house. Apparently, Angelina moved there with her adopted children Maddox, three, and Zahara, her six-month-old Ethiopian orphan.
Brad couldn't be happier. I think he considers Angelina's moving in a sign of commitment.
- a source tells the Star -

Thursday, July 28, 2005

"Will u take me as i am?"

yes. it is correct. i've changed all the passwords and locked out fitzy witzy and hurling sterling from this here glob. this is my house and i wanna run around naked for awhile. mmmmk?so yeah...i got yr emails...i miss them too, the holy trinity can never be broken, yadda, yadda, yay. they can make their own blogs. whatevs.GET USED TO ONE STYLE YO AND I MIGHT SWITCH.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

"i am trying to break yr heart"

all my life i've been surrounded by beautiful women, starting with my moms. we're talking real knockouts--the kind that play men like dummies and leave them stuttering. gorgeous, gorgeous women...of course, i've also hung with plain janes and some outright scurry lookin chicks. the thing i find interesting is how the non-beautiful people like to assume that the beautiful ones KNOW that they

Cate Blanchett adores Brad Pitt

The Oscar-winning actress Cate Blanchett, who has just finished filming Babel in Morocco with Pitt, has expressed her great affection for the Hollywood star. Not that she would be the first or the last one to like him.
Cate Blanchet, who co-stars with Brad Pitt in Babel, which they have recently finished filming for in Morocco, already misses him and expressed her wish for another project together. Too bad for her because Brad Pitt has a full agenda already.
I adore him. Brad's completely great. I've just finished working with him, we did a film in Morocco . . . he's great with a capital G.
- said Cate -

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

"el dorado"

i love my life, officer, but, u see, i love it so much MORE after i get high.

Monday, July 25, 2005

"to kill a mockingnerd"

drawing badk and i saw last days this weekend. i liked it. i felt like it managed to get into the suicidal mindset of all vibe and no consequence...the inability to communicate as the world recedes into its own reflection, (which is itself a reflection, of a reflection, of a...) the way the trees up above move over a car windshield like a camera trick and obscures the faces of the people riding

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Brad Pitt attended Hollywood Foreign Press



Brad Pitt recently attended the annual Hollywood Foreign Press luncheon at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Pitt accepted a $250,000 check for the Film Foundation Inc., which restores old movies.
This was Pitt's first public outing since being discharged from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where tow days before he complained of flu-like symptoms.













Saturday, July 23, 2005

Brad Pitt may play in Shekhar Kapur's Lord Buddha



Shekhar Kapur plans to make a film on the life of Lord Buddha, with the blessing of the Dalai Lama.
Kapur, who describes himself as "spiritual, not religious" said that his film would explore the idea of "searching for the spirit, for the self".
Reports suggest Richard Gere, a devout Buddhist, may have a role besides Brad Pitt and Aishwarya Rai, former Miss World and star of Bride and Prejudice, which will also might be involved.
The movie, likely to cost about 70 million pounds, will be funded by the Indian industrialist Bhupendra Kumar Modi.





Tuesday, July 19, 2005

General Daw's Green Beans

Ingredients1 pound fresh green beans2 soy sausage patties, diced1/2 cup fresh mushrooms, sliced4 ounces extra firm tofu, drained2 C cooked white rice1/4 C rice wine or white wine 2 Tbls rice wine or white wine vinegar2 Tbls chopped garlic1 Tbls sesame oil1 Tbls veg oil1 Tbls vegetable boullion paste1 Tbls soy sauce1 tsp red pepper flakes1/2 tsp diced gingerPreparationSteam the green beans in a

Monday, July 18, 2005

Brad Pitt and Guy Ritchie in movie projects

Brad Pitt is back after his meningitis treatment and has new film projects. Rumors say he will join Madonna’s husband in his new project. The star have been proposed to act in a documentary, but also to play Van Gogh in another movie. It seems, Guy Ritchie is making a new movie and wants the star back on his team.
I love his quirky style of working. It brings a new dimension to my acting. I always said I wanted to work with him again; now we can.
- Brad said -




Friday, July 15, 2005

"Fear Itself"

Please excuse me.(I’m tryin to find my way back)Right now, I only make sense in bite-sized chunks.(…but I’m lookin thru a peephole) I walk over my own words that I lay down before me they are a path of white stones that glow like little moons in the rain. I walk and walk, but I never get very far.

Brad Pitt recovers from viral meningitis


Brad Pitt was allowed to leave hospital yesterday after checking himself in on Monday with Flu symptoms. It was later discovered that he was suffering with viral meningitis.
Viral meningitis can be very dangerous, the symptoms of meningitis include a severe headache, sensitivity to light and sound, muscle rigidity (especially affecting the neck), vomiting, confusion and coma.

Jennifer Aniston was also taken to hospital with similar symptoms last week, although reports say that she was suffering from Heatstroke when she collapsed while filming her new movie Break Up.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Popsickle

(sing it with me)im on.warm milk.and laxatives.cherry.flavored.antacids.Very few people in my "real life" know about this site, and, perhaps not coincidentally, there are suddenly far less "real life" people in my "real life". In their place I've got saved emails, random piles of photographs, notes from "collaborative" art projects started then stopped, phone numbers to cellys long since shut

Brad Pitt wants a perfect holiday home in Africa


It has been reported that Brad Pitt wants a perfect holiday home in Africa. The star asked staff to find him a $1m - about R6.84m - property in Morocco, complete with palm trees and sand.
Apparently, Brad set his heart on finding a desert hideaway while making a new film Babel in Morocco with Cate Blanchett.