set adrift on memory bliss

i get home late and it's dark and scurry so i turn on all the lights, connect the iPod, click on the TV, flip open the laptop, get online, smoke up, freak out.i wish u were here.

Title

The book is called, "How To Win at Blogging" and it's about all of you out there who are reading this now.

I wanna transformi transformi transformi'll transformim a transformer!!

u go thru all these hard, lonely times when there are no friends around and everything aches and u don’t have the energy to get up and give it another shot but u were born with this STUBBORN STREAK so u crawl up to the lab and sleep on the floor, while the cursor goes blink blink blink on the laptop screen, burning itself into yr retinas so everything u see has the watermark of a blank page. the

i am watching england vs. ecuador and the sound of the english fans chanting in the background makes my tummy turn a little as it reminds me of all those dark, scurry nites in london and oxxxy foxxxy when the pubs closed or after a match and the fights broke out. it's true there weren't any guns but i saw a dude's face in ribbons from a box cutter and another time a drunk and high woman came

"i had a good home"

im watchin the misfits with marilyn monroe and clark gable and it's sooo awesome--marilyn so sad and drunk and beautiful and in reno after getting a divorce and clark gable is the older cowboy father figure who falls for her and montgomery cliff is the slumming bull rider at the rodeo...it's too much, SHE'S too much...when she's playing paddle ball in the bar and her tits are shakin in her silk

i tend to my bees and sell my honey on the road..."Evergreen", The Fiery Furnacesthere are so many kick ass blogs (the header of this one's got subliminal shit in it) i wish i could overcome sleep like back in the coke and wet days only this time i wanna be sober and not in constant pain all the time.

i took off my sitemeter long ago claiming i had developed a very specific form of OCD which made me check it incessantly. while that was 100 percent correct, the absence of a sitemeter also serves another purpose. i won't know if my readership drops off and i end up broadcasting these inanities into the void, the rest of the innernet a far off, wispy ghost of white strands like a galaxy

i hate shopping but sometimes when i need to decompress i head straight for sax or bendels...in dept. stores it’s nice because there are so many cameras that no one really looks at you as you wander aimlessly through the aisles…with your ear buds in and no plans to buy a thing.

midnite google

a chalked outline of a body...a black tidal wave on the horizon...floorboards dark with blood...the twin towers photographed thru falling snow...a cheap digital camera. 1.3 Megapixels. Nothing more nothing less.nothing nothing nothingthe page is not found. the link is missing.the end of the innernet.

im being haunted by google

...or haunted BY something that is getting to me thru google image search i get ominous images filled with symbols of death on all the searches im running. at first i tried to write it off as weird coincidence but now it's fucking with me. it started the other night. i was searching on something and this weird kinda spooky pic of a guy with fucked up make-up on or something that made his chin

i am fascinated by words.

i had the recipe so i made the food.

im going to practice perfect posture while smoking american beauty.from here on in.

deep breath

all of a sudden u find yrself in the middle of it--yr doing it, walking out on the tightrope, crossing the crowd below.and it starts to happen, everything you've been afraid of, except you are stronger than all of it.u feel yrself to be very light.a consciousness enveloping stagelit space

the T stands for "nice".

what's up party people.im just gonna offload on this here site for a bit...there's heavyweight stuff going on in my life, none of which i can explain to u outright. but u don't mind if i use y'all for a little bit to blow off steam? i need u like an athelete needs a gym...and protein bars. i want u guys to be my protein bars. cuz i know if u were here, hanging out with me right now in the

we all know yr soft cuz we've all seen ya dancinwe all know yr hard cuz we've all seen ya drinkin from noon until noon again.yr the boy with the filthy laugh...--belle & sebastian, "the boy with the arab strap"the pants are lovely, my dear...always when i need them most.

why i write

I think that what’s really interesting is that one part of me is like the John Cusack character in Say Anything. I don’t have any desire to make, buy or sell anything.And the other part is like The Donald.I want to make things happen.(but not really)

I'm learnin to be my best by watching reality tv.

I have some great books here at my place.

We were best friends and lovers. We did everything together. He used to hold me in his arms when I got my period and the cramps were real bad. He’d reach into a crowd and pull me out with his powerful arms when it was time to go, the drunken, rambling, me being rescued from the vultures of the night--helped into a taxi and shuttled home, to his dark and over-decorated place, where he’d kiss me

I write what’s pleasurable to write. Which is to say I write posts about life and love and loss, the same ones that are in all the great books and the same ones that are also happening all around you at any given moment. The posts make up plots without novels. I don’t really feel the need to expand upon them—if I can get the idea across in a page or two why bother with 300 more?Keep it simple

and still i'd rather dream, dream, dream than fuck.

poor meathead. He never had a chance.

I can't get to my blog.

could u imagine being a mortician? Holy shit.

Jennifer Aniston Congratulates Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie?

It seems that Hollywood celebrity Jennifer Aniston offered congratulations to Angelina after hearing that its a girl for the celebrity couple. According to Life & Style magazine, Jennifer Aniston got the news late on Saturday, right after Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, who could get Namibian citizenship, was born at Welwitschia Clinic in Walvis Bay and at first she was really surprised because she had heard it was going to be a boy.

For this move Vince was there to advice Jennifer and together decided to call Brad Pitt's manager and give congratulations from them both. Of course as we all, Jennifer is curious to see what the celebrity baby looks like.

Remember that Jennifer Aniston was said to be touched by the family photos of the celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie with the children, so her call is the act of a mature person and must be appreciate.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Cosmopolitan poll: Patrick Swayze sexier then Brad Pitt?

According to Cosmopolitan, Patrick Swayze tops the magazine's 'Nearly-Naked On-Screen Man' poll beating good looking celebrities like Brad Pitt and David Beckham. Hollywood actor Patrick Swayze received Cosmo's award "on-screen nearly-naked man moment" for the 1987 film's legendary bare-chested scene where he lifted Baby, played by Jennifer Grey, out of the lake during a dancing lesson, making wave of teenage crushes at the time.

The survey was conducted by Cosmopolitan magazine to mark the 10th anniversary of its Naked Male Centrefolds and more than 800 people voted on www.cosmopolitan.co.uk in an online survey.

Other male celebrities who appeared in Cosmopolitan poll were Matthew McConaughey in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise, and David Beckham taking his shirt off at the end of a match.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt to receive citizenship of Namibia

The celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt can choose to offer their baby girl the citizenship of Namibia. According to officials, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt will have a passport if Hollywood couple agree. Shiloh Nouvel was born on May 27, at night, in the African country of Namibia and the new girl is the celebrity couple’s first biological child. Some reports say Angelina Jolie had a caesarian section after a minor complication, but no confirmation yet.

According to a source close to the celebrity family, Angelina and Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt are doing fantastic and because the event is one of the hottest celebrity stories of the year, sadly the family has to 'hide' from paparazzi because the celebrity couple is said to have sold the rights to the first pictures.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt donates money to Namibian hospitals

According to a government statement, after the birth of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, the celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt donated $300,000 to help other babies in Namibia. The money will be used to improve the two hospitals' maternity wards and will contribute significantly to the health of Namibian babies.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt also gave $15,000 for a school and a community center in Swakopmund. The donations, which will do a lot of good, are Angelina and Brad's ways to express their gratitude for the Namibian people.

During their stay in Namibia officials put tight security around the celebrity couple hotel and the hospital where Angelina and Brad's daughter was born, set up large green barriers on the beach to shield them from photographers and refused foreign journalists unless they had written permission from Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Police have also arrested photographers and confiscated film.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

im in florida, AKA the redneck riviera, where the poundage is on display and the "on the light side" page of the hotel menu includes a black angus cheeseburger. which reminds me of drunken hijinks back in the day in england, when i stood on someone's shoulders to knock out the bulb that lit the "g" on a black angus steakhouse sign on high street in oxxxy foxxxy. oooh those were the days.