Im bad news bears. I knew there was somethin deeply doomed about me when I saw those faces. They were alien faces, galaxies wide across the sky

How to write as two people when u r really only one:

It’s like when a nite is over before it begins and u go flying past lonely and straight into SUPER lonely and out of sheer desperation u employ yr childhood trick of throwing a little party in yr head, not unlike Alice in fuckin Wonderland®. There u r: sitting by yrself in a vinyl padded booth in the Silver Diner at 3AM eating a grilled cheese sandwich. The UV protection on yr filthy Foster

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wedding rings?

According to the recent news in which a jeweller revealed he's designing a special gem for the celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, means that the Hollywood couple's wedding is not so far away. The jeweller Alberto Repossi - who designed late British royal Diana, Princess Of Wales' engagement ring - has confessed that Brad Pitt has commissioned him to craft something special.

On the other side, we do know that the celebrity couple were seen checking out engagement rings: Brad Pitt at Cartier, while Angelina Jolie was spotted trying on some Neil Lane and antique diamond rings, long before the official announcement of Angelina's pregnancy.

We've received an assignment on behalf of Mr Pitt for a very special jewel.
You must understand that I cannot give you more details.
- The jeweller tells America's In Touch magazine -

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im tryin. im tryin. im tryin. im tryin!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Top Skin Shame List

Who would've thought? The Hollywood stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie looks have topped a new list of bad-skinned celebrities. The celebrity couple have been named the Dermatology Duo by skin doctor Vail Reese at his annual Skinnies Awards, who claimed that Brad has acne and acne scars, while Angelina suffers from acne and she also has moles and a scar on her face. The celebrity mother Angelina Jolie is also covered in tattoos, a reason more for the 'skin doctor' to put her on top of his list.

Others celebrities on his new list include Golden Globe Awards winners Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon and Philip Seymour Hoffman. The 'skin doctor' didn't forgot the soon-to-be the next celebrity mom Katie Holmes, who received (Worst Timing Award) for sporting a cold sore on her top lip as her relationship with Tom Cruise went public.

Meanwhile in other Celebrity news, The Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie appeared with a tattoo, this time on her baby bump.

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i spend so many hours biting my tongue and pretending to be someone else that i cant write shit. i feel jacked-up, like this post is a pair of sexxxy panties that got bunched in between my butt cheeks. the words are handfuls of sand...I cant talk to myself without yelling...i wanna kick myself, beat myself with the metal sprinkler head from which my thoughts spray...hurry up, i scream at each

this blog is brought to u by the american suburban experience, circa nineteen ninety NUMB. i wanna thank rich white people everywhere. i love u, white sisters and brothers. i love my happy and prosperous white family.i used to imagine an enormous ravine cracking open in the middle of the highway and swallowing our station wagon whole, or a laser beam shooting down from a flickering star and

Angelina Jolie kids have Brad Pitt name

Finally... the judge approved the couple's name-change request, Angelina Jolie's kids, Maddox and Zahara have the last name Jolie-Pitt. This approval came after last month Brad Pitt announced his plans to legally adopt Angelina Jolie's two children, changing their last name in Jolie-Pitt.

In present there just one more step to the so much expected wedding of the celebrity couple who are also expecting a child together. This pregnancy may certainly rush Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's wedding plans. In other celebrity news Brad Pitt was reportedly seen picking wedding bands at Cartier, while Angelina Jolie laid her eyes on vintage wedding bands at Antiquarious, also in LA.

It's the idea that you love one another and you want to create a family together. What's beautiful is you can do it by birth (or) by adoption.
- a friend of the celebrity couple tells People -

When they are not traveling the world, Jolie, Pitt, Maddox and Zahara live in Brad Pitt's oceanside Malibu home. The Hollywood couple are reportedly checking houses in LA and Beverly Hills.

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fuck.

Inventory is divided

plus one (1) heart that is breaking.

at one point, the pretend shit got totally out of control...but only on the innernet.offline i was fakin it so real i was beyond fake.

Corollary

The kinda grammar u usedWas not unlike the way u listened to yr music Rock n’ roll was on records and towering speakers.Hip-hop was on tape. In huge fucking boomboxes. On the corner under the blue streetlightNow you’ve got the illusion of a private languageWith ear buds in deep and hoody pulled low.Music for Playstation.For pimped ridesFor oozing out of the pore-size speaker holes in the

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to call unborn baby William if it's a boy

The celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly planning to call their unborn baby William but that if its going to be a boy. Angelina - who already has two adopted children, four-year-old Maddox and ten-month-old Zahara - is expecting her child in May, being her first born and Brad's also. The Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are said to have decided to name the baby in Pitt's family tradition, because the actor originally named is William Bradley Pitt after his own dad.

Brad's parents, Bill and Jane, were worried the baby would be called something new-fangled. But Brad's an old-fashioned guy and wants to show his Pops how much he means to him. Angelina feels that such an all-American name is a true reflection of the rainbow family from all different backgrounds that she craves.
-A family friend is quoted in Britain's News of the World newspaper -

Meanwhile, in other celebrity news Brad Pitt did not call Jennifer Aniston to tell her about Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy.

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i wanna start a new country.it will be invisiblewith an invisible creek where we can put our heads together.fighting versethe return of angelina...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in Haiti on humanitarian tour

Hollywood super-couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt spend only a few hours in Haiti, on a visit to tour programs for poor children. The celebrity couple flew in by helicopter from the neighboring Dominican Republic where Angelina Jolie is filming 'The Good Shepherd'.

According to a source accompanying the couple during their visit, Angelina Jolie, who is reportedly pregnant with Pitt's child, went to violence-plagued Haiti to lend support to friend and hip hop artist, Wyclef Jean. The group, which is supported by Angelina Jolie and other celebrities, is dedicated to helping lives of Haiti's youths.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie didn’t tell Jennifer Aniston about baby

According to some news, Brad Pitt did not call Jennifer Aniston to tell her about Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy. Aniston’s publicist, Stephen Huvane, said that Brad and Jennifer did not spoke before the announcement on Wednesday.

All the reports about phone calls between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are all made-up lies.
- Huvane told “Extra" -

Brad Pitt’s publicist, confirmed on Wednesday that Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby this summer with the actor, while the goodwill ambassador for the U.N. Angelina Jolie, gave the news to a charity aid worker while filming “The Good Shepherd” in the Dominican Republic. The Hollywood actor Brad Pitt has also filed to be the adoptive father to Jolie’s children, Maddox and Zahara.

In other celebrity news, Hollywood stars Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow have laughed off reports they are spending hours on the telephone criticising their ex Brad Pitt.

However, publicist Stephen Huvane, who represents both actresses, says, "The reports of Jennifer and Gwyneth burning up the phone lines is just another tabloid fabrication.

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i wanna be yr favorite blogger's favorite blogger...the other morning i still had the kozmic blues and i was standing in my tiny bathroom lookin at myself in the mirror like, now what? when over the hum of the water running in the pipes there was a sweet and sexxxy song being sung by a girl in the shower, a neighbor of mine, perhaps the one i used to hear getting fucked and now for the life of me

i love caked bake

And I'm smoking on some good mayn, the color purpleNot the movie, but the kind that have you going in a circle...--Bun B

Jennifer Aniston leaves Brad Pitt company Plan B

The Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston decided to leave the film production company she started with husband Brad Pitt, because it grew too rapidly. The ex-celebrity couple started up Plan B with producer Brad Grey, which produced Troy, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and an upcoming Jesse James movie starring with Brad Pitt.

However Aniston and Pitt's divorce, determined the actress to forget about any kind of connections with Brad, which also means her business relationship with Plan B.

Me and Brad did have a little company before that sort of changed. I've removed myself from that. I just took a couple of projects from it that I love. It kind of got bigger. It grew ten heads and became this huge thing, which is wonderful. It took on an amazing life really fast, but I kind of sat back and thought about it deeply, and asked myself if it was something that I was interested in being a part of.
- said Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston -

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Kozmic Blues

party people if yr with me where u at? cuz i got those deep space, black-lit, kozmic blues again...those princess and the pea blues, those janis joplin headful of rain and pain blues, those sam cooke, gospel singer with a devil on my shoulder as the nite gets colder blues...i got some cross cultural, polyglot hmmmmmmmmmmyeeah blues--cuz there aint no single set of werds big enough to fit into

15 minute blog post

15 minutes is enuf time fer fame fer a quickie in the alley fer two smokes (one lit off the other) fer the klonopin to kick in and the rage to subside fer the sitcom family to solve their big faker problem of the week fer the bacon to get fried fer a political discussion to take a wrong turn fer a meeting to become unbearable fer one tower hit by a plane to turn into two fer a coffee break with

fyi

In developed countries, the ten leading causes of lost years of healthy life at ages 15-44 were: (1) Major Depressive Disorder, (2) Alcohol Use, (3) Road Traffic Accidents, (4) Schizophrenia, (5) Self-Inflicted Injuries, (6) Bipolar Disorder, (7) Drug Use, (8) Obsessive-Compulsive Disorders, (9) Osteoarthritis, (10) Violence.

Brad Pitt told a US court: I'll marry Angelina Jolie

The Hollywood actor Brad Pitt has reportedly told a US court he wants to marry Angelina Jolie, according to Britain's Daily Mirror news. Because Brad Pitt is planning to officially adopt Angelina's children, Maddox and Zahara, the actor had to assure the courts he was planning to marry their adoptive mother, otherwise the adoption can not been made.

Under American law, adoption is a profound and significant act. It normally doesn't take place unless there's already been a marriage. Thus it's reasonable to infer that a marriage is around the corner for Brad and Angelina.
- US lawyer Evan Schaeffer is quoted in Daily Mirror -

Brad would have been happy to give those assurances to the courts as he feels he has the perfect ready-made family.
- A source close to the celebrity couple said -

Earlier this week, it was claimed the celebrity couple are also expecting a baby together because Angelina's pregnancy bump is already starting to show and pair want to keep the happy news under wraps.

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i tried so hard to fit in.but i just couldn't do the schmooze.poet

King Me.

...like how i only started to learn how to write when i lost my language.

so NOT not punk

i am the most gullible fuck, thothat's why i was able to fool all y'all for so long into thinking i was 3 people.u gotta know the opposite of what yr doing in order to do it well...in order to fix things, u gotta know how they breakif u wanna make lots of money, u gotta GET WITH the feeling of having noneif u wanna make people laugh, u have to be tuff enuff to channel the terror of despair...like

Wedding bells: Angelina Jolie pregnant with Brad Pitt baby

Wedding bells? Is Angelina Jolie pregnant or not? In present that is the question! Rumors, rumors... but now that the news has broken the ice, Hollywood's hottest couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will marry soon after their baby birth.

First, according to News of the World, a friend of the couple has revealed that Pitt personally delivered the news about Angelina's pregnancy to ex-wife Jennifer Aniston as he doesn't want her to hear the news from anyone else. Secondly, friends of the celebrity couple say Angelina's pregnancy bump is already starting to show but say the pair are keen to keep the happy news under wraps.

Not long ago according to a US magazine, Brad Pitt was seen checking out engagement rings at Cartier, while Angelina Jolie was spotted trying on some Neil Lane and antique diamond rings.

One after another, Angelina Jolie reportedly had a secret scan at Santa Monica's St John's Hospital in California last month. The future sounds good for them..

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raymitheminxi had that faker hippy college figgered out--cuz i was getting money for doing nada mucho plus i was high all the time on super pure, uncut blow. that shit was sticky and white. the crystals were bright satanic static. that was some bling begetting bling. only i didn't care about diamonds back then. i cut that shit with johnson and johnson and spent my chedda on simple pleasures:

The Avatar

im haunted by sterling fassbinder.since i grew my hair out, i no longer catch a chance glimpse of her in a mirrorlike when im running in front of a glass skyscaper in a long black coat on a perfect blue day...or if my leg's stiff and i find myself walking with a limp...and the fourth and fifth fingers on my right hand are curled up tight inside my leather glove...instead she's everywhere:

Brad Pitt snubbed by Courteney Cox

Brad Pitt was reportedly snubbed by 'Friends' beauty Courteney Cox. The actress supports her close friend Jennifer Aniston after the big break-up and also helps her with Brad new romance with Angelina Jolie. Hollywood actors meet at the Beverly Hills Hotel and Brad wanted to buy a drink for Courteney but was allegedly left embarrassed when she tried to ignore him.

Brad really got the brush-off. Courteney saw him making his way across the room and swiveled in her chair to face the opposite way. Brad stood right next to her and tried to strike a conversation but she was having none of it.

It was embarrassing for Brad. He had a few friends with him and she just made him look stupid. He tried to buy her a drink but she politely told the barman she didn't want one. Brad walked away with his tail between his legs and a look of bemusement on his face.
- an onlooker is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper -

In other news Cliff Richard wants Brad Pitt to play him in a movie version of his life. Cliff says if anyone should play him in a big screen adaptation of his 40-year career should be the Hollywood star Brad Pitt, but the star said if the actor can't sing he would choose British crooner Daniel Bedingfield instead.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]