Eddie Van Halen's Ex-Wife's New Hot Bod

Did you catch the latest issue of People? Neither did I, but I saw this picture. Hokey Smoke, Bullwinkle!!! She's smoking hot! I bet Eddie Van Halen wishes he could jump into his way-back machine and fix that error (and maybe not smoke 8 packs of cigarettes per day and drink 3 bottles of Jack Daniels). And to think this woman has a 16 year old son that's as big as a moose. If I was in her class, I'd be Hot For Teacher.