Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Girl, Power Outages and Douchebags ...

First of all, if you’ve been wondering what happened to The Girl You Don’t Bring Home to Mother, or just "The Girl" she has moved her blog. You can now find it RIGHT HERE. And if you don’t know The Girl, then I suggest you get busy correcting that really terrible error on your part immediately.


Well we had a bit of a storm here Wednesday night. And, as often happens the power went out for about three minutes. It went out just as I was about to listen to Annie and Burl Live! And as also often happens, even though the power came back on quickly, the cable, phone and internet didn’t come back for several hours. Very annoying.

So I wasn’t able to post my Thursday Thirteen this week. I guess you’ll just have to wait until some other time to hear about my Thirteen Favorite Strip Club Experiences. And I don’t know when that will be. I’ll probably do something else next week. I’m not always in a strip club kind of mood, ya know.


So, instead you will get an installment of Great Moments in Douchebaggery.

I decided I need a bottled water today so I ran into the White Oak Station across from the old folk’s cafeteria Shoney’s on Hwy 62/65 North to get a bottle of Aquafina. As I as coming out there was this young hippy looking dude coming around the corner of the building. Just as passed him I saw this ….
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Yes, he parked his bicycle in the handicapped spot.

Without even thinking I yelled out “You gotta fucking be kidding me!” and pointed to his bike while looking at him.

He turned around and then said “You better not touch my bike.”

To which I responded “Then you better move it cause that’s not cool at all and IT IS GOING TO GET MOVED!”

Then came over and moved it around to the front of the building. Not before I got the photo though cause I’m fast like that. In fact, he kind of stood aside and let me take the pic. Like we were in a museum or something.

I think he was high. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t capable of taking a swing at me. Which is pretty good cause he could have been a martial arts expert or something. Boy that sure would have sucked. Getting my ass kicked by a scrawny hippy? I would NOT have blogged about that.

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