- I am guest posting over at You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto. IKNOW! Hannah AKA NeBaby is trusting me to post over on her blog. Cute kid, baaaaaaaaad judge of character. Seriously though, I have no intentions of spoiling her very nice and pretty much g-rated blog with my usual anti-social, foul-mouthed ugliness. I try to keep that stuff over here on my blog. And Twitter, of course.
Speaking of Twitter. I was let out of Twitter Jail on Friday with apologies from the Twitter Overlords. So, everything is fine on that front. Just goes to show that persistent but polite dialog can, in fact produce acceptable results.
More freaking birthdays!
- Saturday was Wreggie’s birthday. Go wish him a happy birthday.
- Sunday is Jenn's Birthday. So go wish her a happy birthday.
- Monday is Aunt Jack-EEEEEE’s birthday. Go wish her a happy birthday too.
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So I was watching the US Open golf tournament this weekend because it was 937 degrees and 1,598% humidity here and I didn’t want to get out much. I never really noticed how sexy the game of golf is.
No, not THIS kind of sexy…
Although golf clearly needs more Maria Verchenova types.
But, I’m talking about all the sexy talk that goes on during a golf tournament like …
“This hole is really tight.”
“Nice and tight.”
“This hole is really wet.”
“Smooth stroke.”
“Firm stroke.”
“Light stroke.”
“Fast stroke.”
“Slow stroke.”
“Really hard strokes”
“Can’t get it up.”
“He rams it in the hole.”
“He’s going right for the hole.”
“He can’t find the hole.”
“All around the hole, but not in it.”
“He needs to get off this hole.”
“His body is so supple.”
“He’s a smooth swinger.”
“He’s a free swinger.”
“He has great hip movement.”
“He really creamed it.”
“He’s got about 6 inches”
“He’s got close to 10 inches!!!!”
“He’s got his wood out.”
“He’s been going up and down.”
And there’s lots of talk about “balls” too. Big balls, good balls, bad balls, nice balls etc.
And some talk about “hooking” and Johnny Miller even said “A little hooker here.”
Also, lots of players shot “69.”
Aaaaaaaand of course this being golf and considering their target audience, there were a TON of Cialis and Viagra ads.
Maybe the Parent Teacher Council should give up on getting prime-time TV shows off the air and do something about this really dirty, offensive game of golf!
In other news, OMG y’all! I’ve been seeing ads all weekend for the Hall of Fame game on Aug 2nd. You know what that means, right? It’s just about time to start getting your shit together and prepare for the Fantasy Football draft!
Lots of off season moves have been made. Players have had surgery, gotten a year older or may see their time diminished because of new acquisitions or new coaches with new philosophies. So, you better get busy!
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