So, there is much conflicting data on the statistics I posted yesterday. I asked again, looked things up and they still conflict with those that left comments. I could keep digging but it turns out that I am in the top 1% of single moms in Utah that need to take a shower and write a business plan and get to a meeting, which means that I am in the bottom 1% of those that have time to care today.
I am, however, in the top 4% that is glad to hear that Utah may not be the fattest, or most unhealthy, and I'm also near the top of the list of those that don't really care if Utahans have a love affair with fry sauce or not. I am at the bottom of the list of Snelgrove's ice cream eaters - can't say I've ever had a single bite. I am among the 47% [not accurate number] that prefer Haagen-Dazs.
So, while I was, apparently, 73% [not accurate number] mistaken yesterday, I am still pretty sure that I am in the bottom 98% that have the time for the porn and gardening.
And I know for a fact that there are 100% more Utahans that eat green Jell-O and shredded carrots than me.
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