Before we get to today’s jocularity, Matt-Man’s BBF Schmoop’s mother died on Saturday, which also happened to be Schmoop’s birthday. So, I wanted to take a moment to express my condolences to Schmoop and let her know that I’m thinking about her today.
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As you probably know, after the health care reform bill (sorry dems, I know you want us to call it health insurance reform, but I’m sticking with the original name) Vice President Joe Biden was caught on an open mic telling President Obama “This is a big fucking deal!” Of course this resulted in the media's failed attempt to crank up the Fake Outrage Machine™. Unfortunately, the media doesn't realize that they don't run the Fake Outrage Machine™, it runs them. Anyway, what you might not know is that Biden has had a similar reaction to many other big fucking deals…
After seeing the Baby Jesus: This is an important fucking baby!
After seeing the Mona Lisa: This is a beautiful fucking painting!
After reading “Common Sense” by Thomas Paine: He makes some good fucking points!
After Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation: This is a momentous fucking occasion!
After watching “The Godfather” That was an epic fucking movie!
After seeing Raquel Welch for the first time: That’s a sexy fucking woman.
After seeing John Holmes in a porno for the first time: That dude is fucking HUGE!
After seeing the Taj Mahal: That’s a beautiful fucking building.
After seeing “Love Story” That was so fucking sad!
After listening to “Stairway to Heaven” That’s an amazing fucking song!
After seeing Giada De Laurentiis: That’s some awesome fucking cleavage!
After seeing the Great Wall of China: That’s a long fucking wall!
After Pearl Harbor: This means fucking war!
After seeing George Carlin: This guy is fucking funny!
After eating a hamburger: Meat is fucking delicious!
After drinking his first beer: This was a brilliant fucking invention!
After reading about the Roman Empire: They controlled a lot of fucking territory!
After seeing a Ferrari: That’s a fast fucking car!
After drinking tequila: Viva la fucking Mexico!
After the British burned the White House in the War of 1812: Damn! They trashed the fucking place!
After seeing the Sears Tower: That’s a tall fucking building!
After seeing the Grand Canyon: That’s a big fucking hole!
While staring at the ocean: That’s a lot of fucking water!
After seeing Twighlight: WTH? Vampires don’t fucking sparkle!
And … after reading my blog: This guy is a real fucking smart ass!
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Also, I want to give a big Happy Birthday shout-out to my wonderful friend KAT! Happy birthday babe!
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