"(Drawn from memory. May not be to scale.) My bike was stolen from my front lawn last week. It is a one-speed bike with a skull flag and a lightening bolt on it. The lightening bolt and flag may have been removed. This bike was brand new from the store. NO REWARD. I don't even want this bike back. I just made these flyers to tell you that I hate you, bike thief. I hope you ride my bike without a helmet and get hit by a monster truck. I hope my bike takes you straight to hell."
Hot damn! My kids keep asking me what I want for Christmas and now I know! A one-speed bike, with a skull flag and a lightening bolt, that will take me straight to hell.
And World Peace.
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