The Greatness That Is Me ...

Okay, so you have probably seen this Urban Dictionary thing happening on Facebook.  I mean, you can’t get away from it.  Everyone is doing it.  I was going to, but I thought it would better as a blog entry.  And, I didn’t want to post it both on Facebook and here, so I chose here.

Anyway, the idea is to go to Urban Dictionary and search your name and them post the definition given.  I think the original idea is to post the FIRST definition, but I’m going to ignore the rules and post my favorite.  Also, I tried looking for “Jay” and well, let’s just say that those definitions weren’t very flattering.  Except for the one that said “Jay is the biggest slut you’ll ever meet.”  I kind of liked that one.

So, I went with my actual name which is Jason. 

Jason:
1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis

- A Jason is a cute, awkward, dorky boy. He's funny and sweet, can attract many girls by his lovable, boyish charm.

- The cutest hottest most amazing boyfriend on the entire earth and no one can ever be even close to as perfect as him

- A guy I REALLY want to fuck.

- An amazing guy that will always be there for you.

- Usually a cute guy who likes watching Lords of Dogtown and going to kindergarten parks with girls. Oh, and is also a VERY good kisser.

- A huge tough man who usually kicks everyone’s ass and attracts all the ladies. This person has the biggest dick in town. He likes to party it up by going to strip clubs, getting drunk, and smoking bud. He's the complete package all around.

- Jason is someone who is one of those tall, dark, and handsome guys who everyone thinks is hot; aka high calorie eye candy.

- He is down to earth and a really sweet guy. Sensitive, yet manly; serious, but has a fun side. Would make any woman feel like the luckiest woman in the world.

- Whenever you see him he makes you smile. He has the sexiest voice ever (I could listen to it all day!). Great smile and the best brown hazel/green eyes! Looks good in a suit and tie and knows his weather! ;)
You'll have dreams of meeting and marrying him one day



Okay, so you get the idea.  There are other definitions of course, but I thought these were the most relevant.

But, I’m disappointed that they left a few things out.  So, I thought I would add them here…

Jason…

- Is a great cuddler.  Probably the best cuddler you could  ever dream of meeting.  Able to make raging, furious women calm, warm, happy and contented just by giving them a hug and holding them.

- Has great taste in women. 

- Is full of all kinds of knowledge.  Most of it useless.

- Isn’t happy unless your happy.

- Genuinely cares about you.

- Is sensitive to your needs.

- Is a leg, ass and tits man.  In that order.

- Is the epitome of honesty, decency and genuine goodness.

- Is a true gentleman.

- Will never hurt you.

- Is a lover and a fighter.  But, prefers not to fight.

- Has brought sexy back many times.

- Has a steel trap for a mind.

- Sets the perfect example for others to follow.

- In addition to his great taste in women, has generally great taste in everything from food to home décor to cars to television shows and movies.

- Will leave you breathless.

- Is a remarkably humble and modest man.


Okay, I think that just about covers it.