Beer and Wings ...

Before we get into last week's show, which I'm super late in posting, I just wanted to let everyone know that there is now an OFFICIAL I'm With Stupid humor blog! AAAAAAAND, the best part of it is that it's a community blog! That's right. We're looking for contributors. If you want to post weekly, every other week, monthly or just every once in a while just let me know at jayman3768@gmail.com and we'll get that all set up!

Anyway kids, get on over to the I'm With Stupid Blog and see what we've got going on. And tell all your friends too! Even your enemies! 



Saturday on “I’m With Stupid” we just had a few beers and winged it. There was no real show topic. Instead we discussed our recent difficulties with our respective cable companies, Father’s Day and then took calls from Mike and Desert Rat and we all just rambled away and entertained the masses. So, if you get the chance give it a listen! Or just click play and give us the extra ratings hit because you love us and want us to feel good about ourselves.

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Oh, and don't forget that we will be talking music this week on I'm With Stupid's radio show. Concerts, rock 'n roll, hot singers, overrated singers and so much more!

And, as a reward for listening to the show and reading our new blog and putting our new blog in your reader and all that wonderful stuff that you amazing and sexy friends of ours do, here's a hot pic of Cameron Diaz whose HILARIOUS new movie "Bad Teacher" comes out this weekend...

My Favorite Podcasts....

I'm really getting into podcasts and have been listening to a lot of 'em. I like it because I can just put the headphones on and listen while I'm doing other things. So, I decided to make a list of some of my favorite podcasts. Some of them are recorded live and then posted in archives, and others are recorded, edited and then uploaded. Most are funny, some are very serious and others are just interesting to me for whatever reason.

I don't necessarily listen to every single episode of these and I don't necessarily listen to the entire episode when I start listening. Nobody is going to be talking about something I'm interested in every time, but these podcasts are at least interesting to me most of the time...

Vinny Bond's Music on the Couch – Monday night's on Blog Talk Radio at 10 pm Eastern. Vinny interviews independent, unsigned musical artists and does a great job with it! He's an excellent interviewer. All shows are available in archives too, of course.

Marc Maron's WTF Podcast – Mostly interviews with stand up comics and comedy writers.

Comedy Death Ray

Adam Carrola

Sklar Brothers' Sklarboro Country

Pat Lynch's Lynched! - Arkansas stuff

Tony Kornheiser – Podcast version of his radio show without the commercials.

Doctor Anonymous' Family Medicine Rocks – Medical issues and interviews.

Avitable's CYR

Jason Whitlock's Real Talk – Mostly sports, but commentary on culture and society too.

Bill Simmons' BS Report

Kevin Smith's Hollywood Babble-On

The Joe Rogan Experience

Beer Download

On the DL (show ending this summer)

The Nerdist

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History

The Complete Guide to Everything

Never Not Funny

Discovery's Stuff You Should Know

Discovery's Stuff You Missed in History Class

Comedy Nerds

This American Life

The Green Room – British stand up comics.

You'll notice that some of them I just linked to the iTunes page. I did that because some of their websites aren't all that great and they actually make it hard to find the “listen” button. Seriously, if your whole thing is being a podcast, you might try to make it as easy as possible for people to figure out how to listen. That's almost as bad as people who make it hard to comment on their blogs.

Dang, that's a lot of podcasts! Well, like I said I don't listen to all of them every week or even all of every episode. And, it's just like listening to the radio. Turn on a podcast and then going about my business means I can listen while doing other things.

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But of course, there's one podcast that stands out above all others! And that's the “I'm With Stupid” show hosted by Matt-Man and me!

Uh, okay, so maybe it isn't the greatest podcast of all time. But, it IS fun and rather entertaining, if I do say so myself. Anyway, we did a special Bonus Stupid episode on Saturday and talked some baseball. And, even though BTR did everything they could think of short of knocking us off the air to ruin the day, the show worked out pretty nicely.

BTR wouldn't let a lot of people sign in. They wouldn't let some people in the chat room. They wouldn't let both Matt and me in the chat room at the same time. Our Baseball's Opening Day live remote from our new Sports Director Slyder Balzcock wouldn't play properly. And they decided that I didn't need the use of the switchboard. But, Matt and I being the scrappy and persistent types that we are, we persevered and put out another quality show. At least better than Charlie Sheen's show over the weekend.

So, if you like you can listen using this fancy play that BTR designed that may or may not work. Or, if you only read this blog in Reader, there will be a player at the bottom of the post for you too.

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Justin Bieber Hates America and Loves Babies, Oh and Watson is Smart...

Is it possible that America can let Justin Bieber giving his opinion on abortion and proclaiming his love for his home country of Canada without losing our collective shit? Yeah, probably not. It's going to be Carrie Prejean all over again.

Does anyone really think that Justin Bieber has sat around and really thought these issues through? He's the 16 year old product of the Teen Pop Music Marketing Machine™ . For someone to ask him to comment on controversial issues is just as ridiculous as that assclown Perez Hilton asking Carrie Prejean about gay marriage. It was an unfair question and it's unfair to ask teen pop stars questions about issues that most people struggle with well into adulthood.

Yeah, I know YOOOOOO don't care what any celebrity says about anything. Unless of course they actually run for office and have the correct letter next to their name. Then, you're right there to vote for them.

Oh and FUCK YOU Rolling Stone for making defend Justin Bieber. I'll never forgive you for this.

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So did everyone watch the big Jeopardy Battle this week? They matched two of their biggest all-time winners against an IBM super computer named Watson. It was interesting, but I wish they hadn't spent so much time talking about Watson and just played the game. Anyone who wanted to see all the Watson stuff could be directed to a website where all the info would be. Why spend all the time on it?

Anyway, it's cool but I don't quite what to think about it. I wonder if the computer actually had an advantage in terms of being able to buzz in a fraction of a second faster. And the wagering was definitely strange.

But, what the hell. I beat Watson on Final Jeopardy in the first game so that makes me feel better.

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Every Day Jay wants to wish Paris Hilton a very HAPPY 30^th BIRTHDAY!!

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Aaaaaaaaand it's that time again kids! If it's Thursday it must be time for “I'm With Stupid!”

This week Matt-Man and I are holding our President's Day Extravaganza! We'll be talking about our brushes with presidential greatness when Matt met President Reagan or threatened him or something and when I met George W Bush who was soon to be president. We'll also unveil our newest sponsor, the all new presidential cafe Air Force YUM! and Marty Martstein will be along with an interview with President William Henry Harrison.

And goodness knows what else we'll get into it. Maybe we'll even discuss Justin Bieber and his hatred for America.

Anyway, it'll be 45 minutes (30 live) of non-stop fun and jocularity. You can listen right here...

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All The Help You Need...

That's right bitches! Five straight days of blogging! And ACTUAL blog posts too. Not just pimping the show. I mean, I did pimp the show yesterday, but that's because the show WAS yesterday. But, along with the pimping was a tale about a sweet dream I had about the amazing Knight. So, entertainment was had.

Of course today it's about the radio show. Did you listen last night? What? It's an outrage! Well, here. Let me make it easier for you to listen. Not only can you listen on the show's main page RIGHT HERE. But, you can also listen using this player:

Listen to internet radio with Im With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio

OR … You can go to our Podbean page and find ALL of our shows there and listen WITHOUT THE AD THAT BTR RUNS! Oh yeah! That's right people. Because I am ALWAYS thinking about way to make YOUR listening experience better, I got us hooked up with Podbean where you can listen AD FREE.

We also have a Blog Page on Podbean RIGHT HERE. But, as of right now, the only thing that will be posted there are show highlights. Which is totally cool if you want to listen to those too. But they're mostly meant to try to draw people into listen to the show. Well, actually I'll probably upload the show to that site too, but it will be a few days after the show runs since we don't get credit for any plays through that blog on our BTR stats. But, we do get credit for anything that is played through out other Podbean page linked to above.

Of course, if wanted to, you could always put the shows RSS Feed into your Google Reader:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid.rss

Then, when a new show is scheduled it'll show up. And when the show is done you will be able to listen in their player WITHOUT ADS AGAIN! Fuck YEAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! Guess what else I've done. Oh yeah. I've submitted our show to iTunes and once approved (hopefully next week) you will be able to subscribe to the show on iTunes and automatically download that baby straight to your iPhone or iPad or whatever the hell you use.

Good LORD am I helpful or WHAT?

What's that? “More like desperate?”

That hurts.

Anyhoodle, beginning next week, in accordance whit BTR's new bullshit rules, “I'm With Stupid” will be going to 30 minutes. Our first thirty minute show will be a Super Bowl Party where we'll preview the game AND preview the food and refreshments that we recommend at a party of this magnitude. You won't wanna miss this one people!

But, until then? You can totally take advantage of all the ways in which you can listen to “I'm With Stupid.” And, you can listen over and over and over again. Just for the fun of it.

Also, here's Keith Olberman's first correspondence piece for us from last night

Oops .. That was the outtake. Here's his piece...

Random Stuff for a Random Thursday...

Here's an excerpt from Snooki's new book: 

“For exercise, Gia cranked house music in her bedroom and danced until her legs felt numb. She loved dancing and was talented, too. Gia won a contest while in high school for shaking it the longest and hardest without spilling a single drop of her vodka tonic.
Tonight, she aimed her gyrating hips straight at Salami Boy. The guy could take a hint. In two seconds, he creeped over to her. In five seconds, they were grinding, her butt pressed against his thighs.
She turned around to introduce herself. “I’m Gia,” she screamed in his ear above the music.
“Rocky,” he said, putting a bear paw on her waist and holding her against him.
Rocky in his jeans, thought Gia.”



Step aside Cormac McCarthy and someone notify the Pulitzer Committee!



Also, how is that we're so concerned about our cheeeldrin's sensibilities that we're removing the words “nigger” and “injun” from the next printing of “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” but we'll let them read this shit from a disgusting piece of human debris like Snooki?

America. Just. Fucking. Stop it.

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Inside The Actors Studio

1. What is your favorite word? Kerfuffle
2. What is your least favorite word? No
3. What turns you on? Sense of humor
4. What turns you off? Arrogance and snobbery
5. What sound do you love? Rolling thunder and rain
6. What sound do you hate? Children screaming
7. What is your favorite curse word? GAWD DAMMIT!!
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Sports Writer
9. What profession would you not like to do? Fluffer
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Oh don't look so surprised!”

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In other news I won BOTH the ABL AND Open Bar Fantasy Football Leagues this year!

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And last but not least, it's almost time for another fun-filled hour of hilarity on “I'm With Stupid” This Thursday at 11 pm EST, Matt-Man and I will be discussing our favorite Twitter and Blog hotties. Oh yeah, if this doesn't get us a couple of restraining orders, nothing will!

In addition to that Kim Fragile will be there with a live remote from Schmoop's uterus, we will preview an exciting new BTR show AAAAAAAAAAAND …. are you sitting down? We have an interview with the President of the United States Barack Obama!!

You don't wanna miss this folks!!

2010 Ain't Over Yet! ...

So, I'm loving the blizzard on the East Coast. Well, I guess it's easy for me to love it since I'm not there. But, I always love huge blizzards that leave massive cities paralyzed and cause complete mayhem, chaos and disorder like that.

But, what I really love is all the pictures and videos that people post on their blogs, tumblrs, facebook and twitter. Aaaand the videos I love the most are the ones of people who are completely and totally unprepared for any snowfall of any kind trying to get their cars out. Cracks me up every single time.

It's always basically the same thing. Some dude wearing a light jacket, knit cap, cloth gloves and sneakers trying to dig his wife's car out with a dustpan while she backs up, pulls forward and then backs up again about 10 times until she finally gets the car out.

Oh and the car had 20” of snow it and they've only cleared a small part of the front windshield on the driver's side and the middle of the rear window. Yeah, that's safe.

It always amazes me to see people who live in a place that gets LOTS of snow every winter who have no decent winter clothing and no snow removal equipment whatsoever. It's like every winter they look around and say “I can't believe it snows so much up here!”

Weird.

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So, in other news this may or may not be the last … Wait … This WILL be the last blog post of 2010. Unless I decide to post something on Friday.

Whatever.

Anyway, if I don't post anything on Friday, this will be my last blog post of 2010. And, very shortly after the first of the year when you wander by here you will notice some changes. Nothing too major though.

I had toyed with the idea of moving this blog to WordPress and making BIG changes. But, I've decided that if I'm not going to do my own domain, there is no reason to go through the effort of moving. So, I'm going to stay here and change the name and make a few other changes.

So, when you come back next week you will see those changes. If you're the type who notices those things anyway.

Also, a new feature that I'm going to add is that I will, from time to time, be doing audio posts. Little mini-podcasts or whatever. Don't worry, nothing too long. I don't want to waste your very important time or anything. Just trying to make things a little different and more interesting and fun for me if nothing else.

So that's what's up here.

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And of course, let's not forget that Matt-Man and I have another brilliant and entertaining episode of “I'm With Stupid” coming your way on Thursday night at 11 pm EST! And we have someone here to help us promote the show....

Now THAT'S promotion!!

This week will be looking back a big on 2010 and not with much happiness either. We'll also do some New Year's resolutions and encourage you guys to call in with yours. Then we'll do some predictions for 2011 and look forward to what the new year might hold for us.

In addition to all that, we will have a live remote from the Baby Drop in Muncie, Indiana and Keith Olberman will have a Special Commentary concerning BTR's new rules.

All that and MORE this week on “I'm With Stupid!”

And, for your entertainment, here is the "interview" we did with Samuel L. Jackson a couple of weeks ago:

People Think They Know Me ...

So one of the apps on Facebook is this thing where you answer questions about people on your friend's list. Then that person gets a notice that someone has answered a question about them. But, when you get that notice and click on it, you find that you need to earn so many points or coins or whatever to find out who it was that answered the questions.

It does give you the questions and the answers, just not who answered them. So, the other day someone answered a question about me and I clicked the link and then looked at all the questions people have answered about me. Then I decided to list them here. I've changed the way the questions were worded to make it easier. Next to the question is the answer and then my comment in italics.

Do you think Jay....

Would key a car in revenge: Y … No way would I do this.

Has ever told a lie: N … We've all told lies.

Is religious: N … Organized religion? No thanks.

Likes chick flicks: No … For the most part, this is true.

Would let you cheat off of his paper: Yes … Actually, I probably would

Has ever smoked: Yes … A loooong time ago.

Like blue eyes: Yes … Of course.

Is a freak: No … Oh quit being nice.

Grinds his teeth while sleeping: No … Not to my knowledge.

Likes British accents: Yes … Oh so sexy!

Has kissed a girl: Yes … And I didn't even have to pay!

Has a nice body: Yes … Afraid I'll find out who answered this one?

Has a nice butt: Yes … Same as above.

Is cute: Yes … Aww .. People are so sweet.

Is dumber than Brittany Spears: No … Very few people are.

Has a cute profile pic: Yes … Again, people are just too nice

Should do laundry more often: Yes … Finally, some honesty

Has showered today: Yes … Odds are this is true.

Has kissed a guy: No … Well there was the stripper in OKC who had allegedly had a sex change.

Would make a good spouse: Yes … I agree. I probably would.

Would go bungee jumping: Yes … No fucking way.

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In other news, this week on “I'm With Stupid” Matt-Man and I will be celebrating Festivus! So, make out a list of grievances and call us up and let it all out! You'll feel much better. Hell, even if you grievance is against us, give us a call. That's what Festivus is all about.

Matt and I have both made a list of people, place and things that have been getting on our nerves also. So, we'll share those with ya and have a whole lot more! We might talk a little about BTR's new free show policy that is about to kick us in the ass too.

So tune in at 11 pm EST on Thursday night and let's have a good time! And if you can't be there live, you can always listen in archives the player over on my right sidebar or at the show's homepage where you can also download the show and listen on your mp3 player. You can also listen to the show live via your iPhone or Droid!

Outdoor Football, The Post Office, DADT and I'm With Stupid ...

I'm sure by now you guys have all seen the video of the collapse of the Metrodome last Sunday morning in Minneapolis. Well, since the roof can't be repaired by this week, the Vikings will have to play their game against the Bear this week at the Univ. of Minnesota's OUTDOOR stadium.

And, if you listen to the talking heads on ESPN, you'd think there was never an NFL game played outside EVER! I hate to break this to some people, but they play NFL games outdoors in places like Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Chicago, New England, Cleveland and Canada Buffalo. I'm pretty sure this one can be played in Minneapolis without too much incident.

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Speaking of the NLF. Why is that coaches don't hesitate to go for it on 4^th and anywhere from 1 to 3 yards if they are on the opponents 38 to 25 yard line, but NEVER go for it on 4^th and 1 inside the opponents 10 yard line? Drives me crazy. Worst thing that happens is you don't make it and force the other team to go 90+ yards. Seems like a no-brainer to me.

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Okay, politics...

They are, once again, about to vote on the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell. And once again, there are republicans saying publicly that they intend to vote “yes” on repeal. But, we all know what's going to happen. They're gonna make up some bullshit reason that the democrats are being mean to them, and then all end up voting “no” and keeping the bill from going to a final vote. Happens every time. And it'll happen again this time.

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I went to the post office on Monday to mail a package of presents to my sister. I walked in and headed straight to the area where the self-help area to use the automated checkout to send my package. But, it wasn't there! And the line was looooooooooong. So I had to leave and go back later.

When I went back there were only three people in line. Of course, the post office made up for this by only having one window open. Anyway, I finally got up there and asked the guy where the self-help machine went.

PO Guy: “To Jonesboro”

Me: “Why?”

PO Guy: “They don't have them for every post office and they decided to move ours to a bigger office.”

Me: “Was it just too efficient and making things too easy?”

PO Guy: “Yeah.”

Then he weighed my box and all that stuff ..

PO Guy: “We can get it there on Wed. Guaranteed for $42.90”

Me: “Is that in Pesos??”

PO Guy: “Well, we can also send it for $11.00 and it's estimated to get there on Wed. but no guarantees.”

Me: “But, it'll be there by Christmas Eve”

PO Guy: “We can't guarantee that sir.”

Me: “You can't get this little ole package to Omaha, NE in 10 business days? Should I use UPS?”

PO Guy: “I'm sure it'll get there no problem.”

My sister got it on Wednesday.

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Check out the light display this dude put up on his camper that he has set up at a trailer park just down the road from me. I think the lights cost more than his home...

(clickr for biggr in Flickr)

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand don't forget, Thursday night at 11 pm EST is “I'm With Stupid.” This week, it's Matt and Jay Raw! We've got a live remote from the Sun Bowl in El Paso, TX, a new Christmas song from Matt-Man and Matt-Man has an “interview” with his Ex!! You DON'T wanna miss that!

We also have some previews of some college bowl games you might not have ever heard of and .. well, the rest of the show will just be Matt and Jay going wherever the wind takes them. There's just no telling what we'll come up with. I might even talk about my Amish Girlfriend who isn't actually Amish cause that stuff confuses me.

Anyway, it's gonna be a great time so tune in and call in if you feel like it!!!

Oh and as a little preview for next week, start writing up your lists of grievances because next week on the 23^rd we'll be holding Festivus!!

Random RynoThon Ramblings ...

True story:  When Matt-Man and I both called into the show this week, Matt thought he would be funny by saying "I can't hear you Jay" trying to make think that ONCE AGAIN we were going to have technical problems.  Well we both had a great laugh at that and then settled in to do the show.  Then mysterious lady from Blog Talk Radio did the little count down and I hit the play button on the show's intro and MATT-MAN DROPPED OFF THE SWITCHBOARD! 

Which is probably what we get for mocking the radio Gods.

But, we got that issue resolved and had a full hour and a half of rambling awesomeness thanks to our callers Drive By Mikey, Mike and Dianne.  Give it a listen if you get the chance...

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Also, if you missed it you can here the awesomely heartfelt PSA that former Presidents George W Bush and Bill Clinton did to help Matt-Man's son Ryno out...

Bowl Pick 'Em, Burger King and A Radiothon ...

First, I'm With Stupid is hosting a College Football Pick 'Em game on Yahoo. If you would like to play, go RIGHT HERE and sign up. It's free and easy just like me. The winner will get their blog or whatever they want, promoted all over our show, our blogs and our twitter pages. How awesome is that?

We're playing “straight pick” NOT “confidence” so do that option if it asks. Anyway, it will be fun even if you don't follow college football at all.

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So not too long ago I ventured out into the darkness at around 6 pm to go to Burger King. It seemed like a fairly routine task and I expected to be back quickly and without anything blogworthy happening. Well, I was wrong. It turned out to be a really strange experience.

I get there and the place is empty except for the five or so employees. Not a single customer in the joint. At 6 pm. On a Friday night. Crazy!

Anyway, I step up to the register and give the nice young lady my very complicated order of a Double Whopper with cheese, mustard and pickle only. Now, it's possible that the registers at Burger King are extra complicated to use. Eve if I could obviously tell how to put my order in while reading her register upside down despite the fact that I've never worked in a fast food joint like BK.

After a bit of a struggle she finally got the order in and then told me my total, took my cash and gave me my change without incident. Then she told me that I was “Number 33” She was very clear about the number, just in case I'm hard of hearing or not good at understanding such things. I guess it's good to have a routine and stay in the practice of insuring that people know their number, even when the place is empty.

So, I go over and fill my cup halfway with coke, drink it, and refill it again as I always do. Then I turn around and wait patiently. After a couple of minutes the girl who took my order put the burger in the sack with the fries and turned around to place it on the counter. I began walking up to her and she very loudly said “NUMBER THIRTY-THREE??!!!” I froze for a second and looked around the room. Then I reached out to get the sack from her and she again said “Number thirty-three?” kind of have accusatory and half in disbelief. All this even though she had just taken my order less that 3 minutes earlier.

At this point I considered looking at my receipt and saying “Oh, not I'm number FORTY-three. Damn” and then walking back over to the coke dispensers. But, I was hungry and was afraid that this would really confuse her, so I assured her that I was indeed number thirty-three and for her give me my damn food.

I got in the car and though “You know, I should check to make sure they got this right.” Sure enough, they put ketchup on my burger and no mustard. How the fuck do they screw up an order when I'm the only damn customer in the place? Did someone come through an hour earlier and want ketchup and pickles and the guy on the line got all confused? Whatever.

I took the bag back inside and informed the girl who now acts as if she's never seen me before in her life that the order is wrong and she says “Really?” as if this never happens. Well, turns out the cook or assembly line guy DID get confused because the order on the ticket was what I wanted. So, they fixed it and I left happy with my yummy burger.

This is why never go use the drive through.

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Don't forget that we are holding what I can only guess will be the biggest event in the history of Blog Talk Radio Thursday night. A star-studded Radiothon for Ryno this THURSDAY at 11 pm EST on I'm With Stupid! That's right. Poor Ryno's reaction to Matt-Man getting laid off was “Daddy? Will there still be Christmas?”

It was heartbreaking and as the news spread celebrities from all over the world have volunteered to help out. Scheduled to “appear” are Justin Bieber, Mac Davis, Jack Johnson, Jessica Alba, Samuel L. Jackson, Marilyn McCoo and the list goes on and on and on.

You don't wanna miss this one! Or if you do, you'll definitely want to listen in archives. It's going to be a very inspiring night of a thousand stars.

And, don't forget that's on THURSDAY at 11 pm EST RIGHT HERE!

In Case You Missed It ....

*ANNOUNCEMENT*
Before I get into today's recycled material, I have a major announcement to make.

"I'm With Stupid" is on the move again.  We can now be heard on THURSDAY nights at 11 pm EST.  We thank everyone who keeps moving around with us.  Hopefully we'll find a day and time slot that works and stick with it someday.

And now, on with today's post!

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So here’s the God’s honest truth.  I’m not that clever.  I don’t think I have enough good material for both this blog and the radio show.  Of course, I’m stretching the definition of “good” a bit, but go along with me here people. 

Also, it’s entirely possible that someone will be doing a Google search for “Natalie Portman Lesbian Scene” or “Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Lesbian Scene” and happen upon this blog, listen to the interview, be entertained and start listening to the show.  Okay, it’s a stretch, but I thought I’d try.

If you listened to the show and have already heard this tripe brilliant and hilarious stuff, you have three options:  1) Ignore this blog post and move onto something more interesting, 2) Tell me that you already heard this and that you would prefer it if I did something original, or 3) Comment anyway and pretend that you enjoyed it. 

Two of those three will hurt my very fragile feelings and then I will have to take it out on the little old lady who lives upstairs which will result in her sitting on the steps crying her eyes out.  So think before you choose!



Anyway, I thought I would post my Top Ten Wikileaks discoveries that I did on last week’s half show.


Top Ten things revealed in the latest WikiLeaks documents…

10. The Champs Elysees really is tree-lined so that the German Army could march in the shade.

9. When told that Prince William had proposed to Kate Middleton, the prince’s grandfather, Prince Phillip declared “Well, that’s a relief. I was afraid the kid was a poofter.”

8. French President Nicolas Sarkozy likes to unwind in the evening by drinking a 40 oz Steele Reserve beer.

7. Italian President Silvio Berlesconi has a disturbing obsession with Miley Cyrus and celebrated her birthday by playing and dancing to “Party in the U.S.A.” over and over again.

6. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu loves pulled pork BBQ.

5. While President Obama is only “half black” because he has a white mother, his staff likes to joke that he’s “black where it counts” which they discovered when the first lady put Magnum condoms on the shopping list.

4. Whenever Sec. of State Hillary Clinton walks into a room, they play “My Humps” by Fergie.

3. Burkina Faso President Blaise Compaore prefers white women. And loves to scream “Where da white women at” to his staff.

2. Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin thinks that college football’s BCS system is “complete bullshit.”

1. Afghan President Hamid Karzai defriended former Vice President Dick Cheney on Facebook because he was sick and tired of all the “God Damn Farmville Requests!”


After I thought about it for a few minutes, I decided that if I’m going to do this, I might as well post the audio of my “interview” with Natalie Portman too.  What the hell right?  It’s about 3 minutes…

Hanukkahhpalooza Bitches!!

Happy Hanukkah kids!

Tonight on "I'm With Stupid"  Matt-Man and I celebrate Hanukkah, talk about the real impact of Wikileaks, do an interview with Natalie Portman and so much more! Also, we will have a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT to make.

We hope you will be there with us and even call in if you like.  But, if you can't remember you can always listen anytime in archives.

Check out how much listening has changed President Obama's life...



See how awesome the show is?? 

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So I made it through another great Thanksgiving week in Omaha. We had a good time even though it was pretty cold most of the week up there. There's just something about the cold up there that makes it feel colder than down here when it's the same temps. And it's not just the wind, although it is pretty windy on the plains most of the time. Like I said, 25 degrees up there, just feels colder than 25 degrees down here.

Anyway, it was basically the same trip that we've had every year, so I won't really do much of a trip report. Nothing too eventful happened. Well, other than when we got pulled over by a Missouri State Trooper coming home. I wasn't driving, so I'm not the one who got the ticket. But, I did get this pic of our friendly officer serving and protecting....


And, my sister got a Wii. That means that we played some serious Wii Bowling and Golf matches. I'm pretty good at the golf, okay at bowling but really suck at baseball. Only played baseball once, but that was enough.

I did have Five Guys Burger for the first time ever. It was great. Especially the fries.


I also went to Trader Joe's for the first time ever. It was pandemonium there. It was wayyyyy too crowded to look around and see what all they had. So, I'll have to go back sometime.

We went there right after we went to some fancy kitchen store. You know, one of those places that tries to sell $60 cutting boards to stupid people who think it will work better than the $10 cutting board at Walmart will? Yeah, one of those stores. But, they did have some cool stuff. One major complaint was that you would think that a place that sells such high end stuff would have had softer toilet paper in their bathrooms. Weird.

We ate at Johnny's Italian Steak House one night. I had a 10 ounce fillet mignon (cooked medium) and a great big baked potato. And I hate the whole damn thing. It was delicious.

Then, I had almost two full plates at Thanksgiving dinner. That was some damn good stuff too.

And poor Lucy and Cosette were always so sad when we left to go anywhere.

But, they did get to lick the plates in the dishwasher before it was run. Cosette especially enjoyed the rack that the turkey was cooked on.

So basically that’s it. Not too eventful, but a nice week. Now, it’s time to get my Christmas shopping done which should take me all of about 15 minutes.

Which reminds me. I think I’ve decided against sending out Christmas cards this year. Maybe a couple, but not a whole bunch like the last two years. Last year I sent out over 40 and only got like 12, so why keep sending cards to those fuckers? Yeah, that’s kind of childish, but I don’t care. Pfffffft

Oh and I almost forgot. We have discovered that listening to “I'm With Stupid” every Friday night at 11 pm EST, or in archives over on the right side bar of this blog or even downloading the show and listening on your computer or iPod is an orgasmic experience. At least it was for Meg Ryan...

It's a Party in the U.S.A!!!

Coming up Friday night on "I'm With Stupid" at 11 pm EST we're helping Miley Cyrus celebrate her birthday, checking in with Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson and firing the first shots in the War on Christmas baby!  We would love it if you join us.

Also, check this out, Miley did a promo for us!!!



Can you believe how sweet she is??

Anyway, don't forget to join us or, if you can't, be sure to listen in archives. 

Happy 18th Birthday Miley Cyrus ...

You know what today is kids? That’s right!!!

HAPPY


BIRTHDAY


MILEY


BABY!!!



Aw yeah babes.  It’s Miley Cyrus’ 18th birthday.  And about damn time amirite?

Hell, Matt-Man and I are so excited about it, that we’ve got a special Happy Birthday shout out for her this Friday on “I’m With Stupid” at 11 pm EST! 

Oh sure, we’ve got other great stuff planned too.  It is the kickoff to the Christmas Holiday Season after all.  And somebody has to fire the first shot in the War on Christmas™, right?  It might as well be us. 

Also, if you missed our Thanksgiving Extravaganza, then you can listen to all the fun and excitement right here:

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In other news, I’m having a great time with the family here in the Great Midwest.  People are so friendly here it’s almost disturbing.  Nobody is THIS happy. 

Have a great Thanksgiving!

Epic Show!

This week's episode was non-stop fun and excitement talking about blogging and social media.  While you're listening try to guess how many hours it had been since I slept and how many beers Matt-Man had drunk.  (Hint: Guess high on both) Good times baby!

Also, we had a great interview with Dianne about BOTH of her blogs HERE and HERE.

And, Dana called in!

Then Mike called in from the Bingo Parlor, but I wasn't supposed to pick up the line.  Sorry about that dude.

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This Week's Show...

This week's show wasn't as great as last week's, but it was still a pretty good time.  Great calls from Mrs. Mike, Dianne and Jenn! 

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We talked about my fun times at Walmart, poor Kieth Olberman, and the devastating day all the candidates I'm With Stupid endorsed had last Tuesday and bitched about the Nanny State.  Plus there were football picks and of course, the weekly Nipsey Russell tribute.  So give it a listen if you get the chance. We would appreciate it greatly.

Down With The Nanny State ...

Hola bitches!  Matt-Man and I have got a big show planned for you this week on "I'm With Stupid!" 

First we'll cover the fallout from the election.  Specifically the devastating day that each person who was endorsed by "I'm With Stupid" had.  Everyone we endorsed lost.  But, we're not giving up or giving in!  Our love for Sharon Angle, Christine O'Donnell and Carl Paladino will never fade. 

Also, we have partnered with soon to be EX-senator Blanche Lincoln in a new venture.  I will be fun for the whole family.

And then ...

Are you tired of do-gooders and moralists trying to tell you how to live your own life?  People trying to protect you from yourself by telling you "don't eat that" or "don't smoke" or "don't drink so much" or "don't watch that movie cause it's dirty" etc?  Yeah, us too and this week we're taking a stand against the Nanny State.  It's time for these control freaks to take a hike.  Or have a drink, put some money on a football game and have deviant sex. 


So, tune in at 11 pm Eastern TONIGHT to "I'm With Stupid" for non stop fun and games.  And, you can even call in if you've got something on your mind.  Hell, you can even call in and support the Nanny State if ya want.  Our call in number is 661.244.9852

Be there or .. or ... uh ... Be there or I'll cry at your total insensitivity to my feelings and all that stuff.  You know how sensitive I am and if you don't listen I'll just assume that you don't love me.  And that just hurts.

Halloween Hijinx ..

Okay, this was almost definitely our best show yet.  We had an absolute blast.  Got a great call from my BFF Warrior_Kat, and an pretty damn hilarious call from both Mike AND Mrs. Mike!  Good times! 

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Matt-Man's movie trailers were hilarious too.  We also ran a PSA for a local civic organization and just in general laughed our asses off.  

Halloween Extravaganza!

Hola Bitches! Well, it’s Halloween weekend again. And you know what that means. Yup, time to close the blackout curtains, locked the doors and turn out the porch light so the little beggars won’t knock on my door. Well, most of them won’t anyway. There’s always a few that knock anyway. I’m always tempted to open the door and yell at them about not having any manners and just generally being stupid. I’m also somewhat tempted to give them some candy cause if you’re ballsy enough to knock on a door when all the lights are out, you kind of deserve some.

And you know what else this means don’t you? That’s right kids. It’s the first annual Halloween Extravaganza on “I’m With Stupid!”

We’ve got a great hour of ghostly frivolity and spine-chilling jocularity planned for you, our wonderful, loyal and sexy as hell listeners. We’re gonna talk about Tricks AND Treats, scary movies, costumes and Halloween’s past and present. And we invite you to call in and do the same.


In addition to that, as if that’s not enough ghastly excitement, we will have the world premiere of a few scary Halloween themed movies starring Oprah and, of course, the greatest actress of her generation, Miley Cyrus. Plus a very special public service announcement from a civic organization that is working hard to make sure we all have a great Halloween weekend.

And of course we’ll have our football picks which will, as always, include a Nipsey Russell tribute.

So, join us Tonight! Friday night at 11 pm Eastern

What’s that? Oh yes! We’ve moved the show to Friday nights! How exciting is that??

So join us .. the NUMBER 3 rated comedy show on Blog Talk Radio!


How cool is that?  Anyway, Join Matt-Man and me on "I'm With Stupid" at our new day and time, Fridays at 11 pm Eastern! Woo-Hoo!