Showing posts with label Miley Cyrus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miley Cyrus. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Miley Cyrus Video -- Partying with a Bong
Miley Cyrus Video -- Partying with a BongMiley Cyrus celebrated her 18th birthday by experimenting with a bong and catching a case of the giggles -- but sources say she was not smoking marijuana.Watch The Video The video was shot during a party at Miley's L.A. area home 5 days after her 18th birthday.According to a source connected with Miley ... the smoke filling the bong is a natural herb
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Miley Cyrus & Kenan Thompson Teach Disney Channel Acting School (VIDEO)
Miley Cyrus & Kenan Thompson Teach Disney Channel Acting School (VIDEO)After four seasons as the star of "Hannah Montana," Miley Cyrus is a veteran of the rarified field of Disney Channel acting. It may seem easy to be the loudest person in the room and to react to stinky feet, but those signature Disney Channel acting skills are harder than they look.But now you can learn this unique art from
Friday, March 4, 2011
Young Fashionistas
Young FashionistasYoung FashionistasWho says high fashion is just for grown-ups? These young stars are creating their own signature style, and for some of them it's just in their genes. Willow SmithWillow SmithShe may have been born on Halloween, but there is nothing scary about this 10-year-old star's fashion sense. Maybe she got it from her stylish parents. Taylor LautnerTaylor LautnerThis
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A Big Surprise and Miley Cyrus for my Birthday...
So, what started out as a show about Charlie Sheen and Hollywood Train Wrecks turned into something completely different. Sneaky old bastard Matt-Man had planned a surprise on air birthday party (my birthday is the 7th) for me without me even so much as having a clue. Okay, so I don't have a clue most of the time, but I totally didn't know about this one.
Matt-Man got our intern, Little Jimmy Stewart, The Weirdo King, Dana, Catcherdude's Mom and Mike to all call in! Plus, he arranged for the oh so lovely and talented Desert Rat to call and sing “Happy Birthday” to me!
Isn't she lovely?
Hell, Matt even got MY MOTHER to call in!
Hell, Matt even got MY MOTHER to call in!
It's a testament to my professionalism and talent as a talk radio host that I was able to keep my composure and continue to co-host the show. And, my strange, reserved personality that often times puts people off and creeps 'em out. Although, I did kind of miss the chat room. I've working on paying better attention there, but didn't do so well this week.
Anyway, it was a great time and thanks to Matt-Man for such a sweet surprise. And to everyone who called and made my day a little brighter. And, of course to Agent Rat for singing. I'll be posting a snippet of her singing here on Monday.
Oh, and I also need to send a great big thank you to Saturday Night Live for their birthday gift to me too. Miley Cyrus is hosting this week's show! AND, she was on Jimmy Fallon last night. This is gearing up to be the BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER!!!
So, if you like, you can listen to the Charlie Sheen and Hollywood Train Wrecks show that turned into a Surprise Birthday Party Show here. A great time was had by all!
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Friday, February 18, 2011
Jennifer Lopez - Simon Cowell Fuming Over Jennifer Lopez Rejection?
Jennifer Lopez - American Idol host Jennifer Lopez reportedly has former Idol judge Simon Cowell in a fit! Lopez who is one of the newest judges of the long-lasting show made popular by it's former host Simon Cowell has no plans to leave.According to the UK's Daily Mirror,Jennifer Lopez has rejected Simon Cowell's advances to lure her from Idol to his new show the X FACTOR. Lopez was
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Get Selena's dress & more celebrity styles
Selena GomezWhether you want Michelle Williams' hot pencil skirt or Kate Bosworth's chic gray ensemble, you can find the best looks of the week for much less.Selena's vibrant violet mini dress complements her skin and hair perfectly, but trust us, this color would look just as good on a blonde.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Miley Cyrus talks about smoking salvia
Miley Cyrus talks about smoking salviaMiley Cyrus recently talked about smoking salvia. The 18-year-old also talked about her parents' divorce. Cyrus was recently voted "worst celebrity influence of 2010."She is reportedly dating Amy Winehouse's exCyrus recently got another tattoo. How many does she have now?Feb 09, 2011 Singer and actress Miley Cyrus recently talked about the video showing
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Sunday, January 30, 2011
Hey-OOOOOOOOOO!
I should probably leave this to people with talent like Israel Carrasco, but I thought I'd try a few monologue jokes today...
A Florida school district is considering returning a $20,000 donation because the man who donated the money is a strip club owner. Officials found out the donor owned a strip club when the donation came in four suitcases full of one dollar bills.
Washington University at Saint Louis had to drop Bristol Palin as a speaker on a panel discussion that was set to be part of “Sexual Responsibility Week.” Maybe if they have a “Sexual Irresponsibility Week” sometime she could appear at that one.
President Obama and Sec. of State Clinton have called for an “orderly transition of power” in Egypt. Much like the one the U.S. will have in Jan of 2013.
There was some question over the weekend whether or not President Obama was really willing to let Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak fall. But, then Obama showed how serious he was when he de-friended Mubarak on Facebook.
Last week NASCAR announced a new scoring system. They said it was mainly to make things easier on their fans, who tend to struggle with basic math skills.
Tiger Wood's struggled in the first PGA tournament of the season this weekend. After the tournament he said he needed to find a Perkin's Family Restaurant NOW!
Friends of Charlie Sheen say that his biggest problem is that he needs to quit hanging out with other drug addicts and porn stars. So, he went into rehab.
Miley Cyrus was named “Worst Influence on Kids” by readers of AOL's Just So You Know. The cast of Jersey Shore say they're embarrassed to lose to Miley and vow to do more to be a worse influence on your kids next year.
A BBC reporter was roughed up by Egyptian police over the weekend. He got bandaged up and was back on the street reporting in a matter of minutes. Jay Cutler was amazed.
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Ever wondered what Mike (and Mrs. Mike) sounds like? Well, wonder no more cause he called into “I'm With Stupid” last week, and even though some people think the show is “crap” we had a good time with him as always...
Friday, November 26, 2010
It's a Party in the U.S.A!!!
Coming up Friday night on "I'm With Stupid" at 11 pm EST we're helping Miley Cyrus celebrate her birthday, checking in with Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson and firing the first shots in the War on Christmas baby! We would love it if you join us.
Also, check this out, Miley did a promo for us!!!
Can you believe how sweet she is??
Anyway, don't forget to join us or, if you can't, be sure to listen in archives.
Also, check this out, Miley did a promo for us!!!
Can you believe how sweet she is??
Anyway, don't forget to join us or, if you can't, be sure to listen in archives.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Happy 18th Birthday Miley Cyrus ...
You know what today is kids? That’s right!!!
HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

MILEY

BABY!!!

Aw yeah babes. It’s Miley Cyrus’ 18th birthday. And about damn time amirite?
Hell, Matt-Man and I are so excited about it, that we’ve got a special Happy Birthday shout out for her this Friday on “I’m With Stupid” at 11 pm EST!
Oh sure, we’ve got other great stuff planned too. It is the kickoff to theChristmas Holiday Season after all. And somebody has to fire the first shot in the War on Christmas™, right? It might as well be us.
Also, if you missed our Thanksgiving Extravaganza, then you can listen to all the fun and excitement right here:

In other news, I’m having a great time with the family here in the Great Midwest. People are so friendly here it’s almost disturbing. Nobody is THIS happy.
Have a great Thanksgiving!
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
MILEY
BABY!!!
Aw yeah babes. It’s Miley Cyrus’ 18th birthday. And about damn time amirite?
Hell, Matt-Man and I are so excited about it, that we’ve got a special Happy Birthday shout out for her this Friday on “I’m With Stupid” at 11 pm EST!
Oh sure, we’ve got other great stuff planned too. It is the kickoff to the
Also, if you missed our Thanksgiving Extravaganza, then you can listen to all the fun and excitement right here:
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In other news, I’m having a great time with the family here in the Great Midwest. People are so friendly here it’s almost disturbing. Nobody is THIS happy.
Have a great Thanksgiving!
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Miley Cyrus
I couldn't figure on whether to Google up "Miley Cyrus" or "Hannah Montana." Aren't they the same girl? I don't get it.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Halloween Hijinx ..
Okay, this was almost definitely our best show yet. We had an absolute blast. Got a great call from my BFF Warrior_Kat, and an pretty damn hilarious call from both Mike AND Mrs. Mike! Good times!

Matt-Man's movie trailers were hilarious too. We also ran a PSA for a local civic organization and just in general laughed our asses off.
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Matt-Man's movie trailers were hilarious too. We also ran a PSA for a local civic organization and just in general laughed our asses off.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Halloween Extravaganza!
Hola Bitches! Well, it’s Halloween weekend again. And you know what that means. Yup, time to close the blackout curtains, locked the doors and turn out the porch light so the little beggars won’t knock on my door. Well, most of them won’t anyway. There’s always a few that knock anyway. I’m always tempted to open the door and yell at them about not having any manners and just generally being stupid. I’m also somewhat tempted to give them some candy cause if you’re ballsy enough to knock on a door when all the lights are out, you kind of deserve some.
And you know what else this means don’t you? That’s right kids. It’s the first annual Halloween Extravaganza on “I’m With Stupid!”
We’ve got a great hour of ghostly frivolity and spine-chilling jocularity planned for you, our wonderful, loyal and sexy as hell listeners. We’re gonna talk about Tricks AND Treats, scary movies, costumes and Halloween’s past and present. And we invite you to call in and do the same.

In addition to that, as if that’s not enough ghastly excitement, we will have the world premiere of a few scary Halloween themed movies starring Oprah and, of course, the greatest actress of her generation, Miley Cyrus. Plus a very special public service announcement from a civic organization that is working hard to make sure we all have a great Halloween weekend.
And of course we’ll have our football picks which will, as always, include a Nipsey Russell tribute.
So, join us Tonight! Friday night at 11 pm Eastern
What’s that? Oh yes! We’ve moved the show to Friday nights! How exciting is that??
So join us .. the NUMBER 3 rated comedy show on Blog Talk Radio!

How cool is that? Anyway, Join Matt-Man and me on "I'm With Stupid" at our new day and time, Fridays at 11 pm Eastern! Woo-Hoo!
And you know what else this means don’t you? That’s right kids. It’s the first annual Halloween Extravaganza on “I’m With Stupid!”
We’ve got a great hour of ghostly frivolity and spine-chilling jocularity planned for you, our wonderful, loyal and sexy as hell listeners. We’re gonna talk about Tricks AND Treats, scary movies, costumes and Halloween’s past and present. And we invite you to call in and do the same.
In addition to that, as if that’s not enough ghastly excitement, we will have the world premiere of a few scary Halloween themed movies starring Oprah and, of course, the greatest actress of her generation, Miley Cyrus. Plus a very special public service announcement from a civic organization that is working hard to make sure we all have a great Halloween weekend.
And of course we’ll have our football picks which will, as always, include a Nipsey Russell tribute.
So, join us Tonight! Friday night at 11 pm Eastern
What’s that? Oh yes! We’ve moved the show to Friday nights! How exciting is that??
So join us .. the NUMBER 3 rated comedy show on Blog Talk Radio!
How cool is that? Anyway, Join Matt-Man and me on "I'm With Stupid" at our new day and time, Fridays at 11 pm Eastern! Woo-Hoo!
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Show #6: Served Up Buffett Style ...
Another great show in the can! Thanks to Mike and HannahK for calling in! It's worth listening to for the description of my touring a chicken processing plant AND my tribute to the late, great Nipsey Russell.

Also, this link was brought to you by Poncherella's Taco Bellas!
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Also, this link was brought to you by Poncherella's Taco Bellas!
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Show #2!!
Episode #2 is in the can! It was our best show yet too. You can listen to it here on on the Show Page.
The only thing I'm bummed about is that I forgot to do my Bee Gees joke. Oh well, there's always next years Labor Day Telethon!
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The only thing I'm bummed about is that I forgot to do my Bee Gees joke. Oh well, there's always next years Labor Day Telethon!
Monday, March 8, 2010
A Good Day and The Bloggerhood Is Awesome ...
So it was a pretty good birthday. Things didn't get too wild, but it was a good day. And, I was completely overwhelmed by all the love from everyone in the bloggerhood and on Facebook, Myspace Blog Talk Radio and Twitter.
Seriously, who here has singed onto Myspace in the last three months? Who here even remembered that they had a Myspace acct? I got a notice that I had a message on my Myspace so I singed in for the first time in months to see what it was. Turns out I had 71 notices and 33 messages. Oops. Well, luckily none of them were important. There were no cries for help or booty calls or anything good like that.
Anyway, were was I? Right. I want to thank everyone for their happy birthday wishes here and everywhere else. You guys are a pretty awesome group of people that I've come across here. I can't believe what a sad, empty life I had before blogs, Twitter, Facebook and Blog Talk Radio.

You guys all rock!
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Also, you might recall that I said I was going to make an attempt to get some celebrities on Twitter to wish me happy birthday. And, I said I would let you know how it turned out. Well, I did just that but with only limited success. I tried to get the attention of a handful of celebs that I thought might be the most likely to respond. Here's how it worked out...
The Fail List:
Alyssa Milano: Okay, so I realize that Alyssa has like 800 billion followers, so finding my little birthday request in the middle of all the freaks and weirdoes is probably difficult. So, I'm not really gonna hold this against her, but she is a Dodgers fan, so she already had one strike against her. This is strike two. (I'm sure she will be very upset about this disturbing development.)
Lily Allen: I'm giving Lily a pass because I find her very entertaining. And she appears in naked or semi-naked in public often. That's something I like in a girl.
Eliza Dusku: Eliza gets her first strike. I know it seems unfair, but I've seen her wish others happy birthdays on twitter before, so it's not like she has a policy against it. Also, it's not like she was busy getting ready for the Oscars or anything. Hey-Ohhhhhhhhh!*
Keri Hilson: I have to say I was most disappointed in not getting a shout-out from Hilson. Keri is a pretty active twitterer and she interacts with her fans a lot. Even though she gets lots and lots of tweets directed at her, I think she should have seen mine and wished me a happy birthday. I initially gave Keri her first strike, but then remembered that she looks like this...

So, I rescinded that strike.
Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee: Totally disappointed that these two regular people didn't take the time out of their hanging out with the Washington and Hollywood elite to wish me a happy birthday. There is no excuse to be made for them. Especially Mike Huckabee who used to be my Governor! *shakes head in disgust*
Now the win list:
Ana Marie Cox: AMC is a media celebrity. She is a writer for GQ Magazine and a regular contributor to Rachel Maddow's show on MSNBC. Or least I'm told she is. I wouldn't know because I never watch Rachel's show. Anyway, Ana is also a Twitter Star. She has thousands and thousands of followers and is well known for her interacting with her fans. So, I felt confident that I could get a response from her. And I did!

But wait! There's more! AMC is also well known for her awesome bed head pics that she shares with us on Twitter often. So, when I asked her for a happy birthday shout out, I also asked for a bed head pic. And? Oh yeah, I got one ...

Isn't she cute?
*Full disclosure, my good friend Doc got AMC to post a bed head pic last year. So, I was hoping I could one up him by getting both the happy b-day wish AND the bed head pic. When I did, I didn't hesitate to message Doc and let him know that he had been outdone. haha
Alessandra Torresani: I had notice that Alessandra, who plays Zoe Graystone on "Caprica" does interact with her fans on Twitter, and it's pretty obvious that it's really her tweeting, so I thought there was at least a decent chance with her too. And, again I was right...

How cool is that? Gratuitous sexy shot of Miss Terresani...

I think that as of right now, Alessandra is officially the favorite actress of Cynica_Bastard. She's very cute and very awesome. And, since she wished me a happy birthday, she and I are totally BFFs now. Right? I thought so.
Miley Cyrus: Okay, so I threw up a request for a happy birthday from Miley last night not expecting to hear anything. But, Monday morning there it was!

Now, I know a lot of people keep claiming that that isn't really Miley. Remember, she quit Twitter several months ago? Well, I don't know. I think I'm going to just go ahead and live in my own alternate reality world (kinda like the Tea Partiers) and believe that Miley Cyrus really does want to be my friend and really did wish me a happy birthday. Which means that Miley is now the favorite musician of Cynical_Bastard.

Also, I was going to ask Adrianne Curry for a shout out, but she tweeted that her phone had been stolen. So, it seemed a little selfish of me at the time. Instead I just tried to be supportive and console her while eagerly awaiting the release of the nude pics of her that are undoubtedly on that phone.
So, I guess the attempts at birthday wishes from celebs on Twitter can be classified as a success. I think the fact that it was a Sunday and the Academy Awards were going on probably made it a little more difficult that it already was to get their attention. So, maybe I'll try again next year and get better results.
Seriously, who here has singed onto Myspace in the last three months? Who here even remembered that they had a Myspace acct? I got a notice that I had a message on my Myspace so I singed in for the first time in months to see what it was. Turns out I had 71 notices and 33 messages. Oops. Well, luckily none of them were important. There were no cries for help or booty calls or anything good like that.
Anyway, were was I? Right. I want to thank everyone for their happy birthday wishes here and everywhere else. You guys are a pretty awesome group of people that I've come across here. I can't believe what a sad, empty life I had before blogs, Twitter, Facebook and Blog Talk Radio.
You guys all rock!
--
Also, you might recall that I said I was going to make an attempt to get some celebrities on Twitter to wish me happy birthday. And, I said I would let you know how it turned out. Well, I did just that but with only limited success. I tried to get the attention of a handful of celebs that I thought might be the most likely to respond. Here's how it worked out...
The Fail List:
Alyssa Milano: Okay, so I realize that Alyssa has like 800 billion followers, so finding my little birthday request in the middle of all the freaks and weirdoes is probably difficult. So, I'm not really gonna hold this against her, but she is a Dodgers fan, so she already had one strike against her. This is strike two. (I'm sure she will be very upset about this disturbing development.)
Lily Allen: I'm giving Lily a pass because I find her very entertaining. And she appears in naked or semi-naked in public often. That's something I like in a girl.
Eliza Dusku: Eliza gets her first strike. I know it seems unfair, but I've seen her wish others happy birthdays on twitter before, so it's not like she has a policy against it. Also, it's not like she was busy getting ready for the Oscars or anything. Hey-Ohhhhhhhhh!*
Keri Hilson: I have to say I was most disappointed in not getting a shout-out from Hilson. Keri is a pretty active twitterer and she interacts with her fans a lot. Even though she gets lots and lots of tweets directed at her, I think she should have seen mine and wished me a happy birthday. I initially gave Keri her first strike, but then remembered that she looks like this...
So, I rescinded that strike.
Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee: Totally disappointed that these two regular people didn't take the time out of their hanging out with the Washington and Hollywood elite to wish me a happy birthday. There is no excuse to be made for them. Especially Mike Huckabee who used to be my Governor! *shakes head in disgust*
Now the win list:
Ana Marie Cox: AMC is a media celebrity. She is a writer for GQ Magazine and a regular contributor to Rachel Maddow's show on MSNBC. Or least I'm told she is. I wouldn't know because I never watch Rachel's show. Anyway, Ana is also a Twitter Star. She has thousands and thousands of followers and is well known for her interacting with her fans. So, I felt confident that I could get a response from her. And I did!
But wait! There's more! AMC is also well known for her awesome bed head pics that she shares with us on Twitter often. So, when I asked her for a happy birthday shout out, I also asked for a bed head pic. And? Oh yeah, I got one ...
Isn't she cute?
*Full disclosure, my good friend Doc got AMC to post a bed head pic last year. So, I was hoping I could one up him by getting both the happy b-day wish AND the bed head pic. When I did, I didn't hesitate to message Doc and let him know that he had been outdone. haha
Alessandra Torresani: I had notice that Alessandra, who plays Zoe Graystone on "Caprica" does interact with her fans on Twitter, and it's pretty obvious that it's really her tweeting, so I thought there was at least a decent chance with her too. And, again I was right...
How cool is that? Gratuitous sexy shot of Miss Terresani...
I think that as of right now, Alessandra is officially the favorite actress of Cynica_Bastard. She's very cute and very awesome. And, since she wished me a happy birthday, she and I are totally BFFs now. Right? I thought so.
Miley Cyrus: Okay, so I threw up a request for a happy birthday from Miley last night not expecting to hear anything. But, Monday morning there it was!
Now, I know a lot of people keep claiming that that isn't really Miley. Remember, she quit Twitter several months ago? Well, I don't know. I think I'm going to just go ahead and live in my own alternate reality world (kinda like the Tea Partiers) and believe that Miley Cyrus really does want to be my friend and really did wish me a happy birthday. Which means that Miley is now the favorite musician of Cynical_Bastard.
Also, I was going to ask Adrianne Curry for a shout out, but she tweeted that her phone had been stolen. So, it seemed a little selfish of me at the time. Instead I just tried to be supportive and console her while eagerly awaiting the release of the nude pics of her that are undoubtedly on that phone.
So, I guess the attempts at birthday wishes from celebs on Twitter can be classified as a success. I think the fact that it was a Sunday and the Academy Awards were going on probably made it a little more difficult that it already was to get their attention. So, maybe I'll try again next year and get better results.
Monday, January 11, 2010
My Blog Is Getting Old ....
Hola Bitches!
Yup, that's right. It’s Blogiversary time again. Jan 12, Twenty-Ten is this blog's FOURTH birthday. Given the way people leave the bloggerhood so quickly and often, I think blog years should be counted like dog years are. One year = seven. So, this is my blogs 28th birthday.
No wait. That's way to old. How bout One Blog Year = Four Human Years? That would make my blog 16. Yeah! Much better. Makes any reference to Dakota Fanning or Miley Cyrus that much less creepy. I like it. Also helps excuse the immature and childish humor found here.
So I was thinking this morning about all the people who have come and gone in the bloggerhood and started wondering who has taken Tink's spot as the regular commenter/reader who is still blogging regularly that has been around longest since she left? So, I had to go through the archives to find out. Turns out it is Susan from A Slice of My Life! I bet she's so proud to know that.
This blogging thing has been quite an experience. Most of it has been awesome. I've met some pretty amazing people. I have met a couple of really shitty people too, but you're not going to be able to avoid that. Just like you can’t avoid the idiots out there who can’t recognize satire when they read it. But, I would have to say though, that my blogging experience has been about 99% positive. There are people that I do miss and really hate that they stopped blogging and didn't try to stay in contact at all. But again, that's part of life too.
On New Year's Day I sat down and organized my Google Reader. I ended up deleting more than 60 blogs. Most of them were blogs that I had put in there because I thought they might be interesting, but for whatever reason, I didn't keep them. Many of them were no longer posting also. I created a few folders to organize everybody. I'm not good at categorizing people or blogs, so I kept it simple and went with folders like "Read Every Day" and "Don't Post Often" and "They Don't Read Me" and "Photo Blogs" No, there isn't one titled "Porn." That's in my Bloglines Reader along with "Politics" and "Sports." Okay, I'm kidding, there is no Porn folder there either. But, there is a "Hollywood" folder there. Which is kinda porn-like.
Anyway, I did create a folder titled "Gone But I Love Too Much to Delete" Yeah, I sentimental fool.
Speaking of Photo Blogs, several people have decided to join the Project 365 meme and have set up separate blogs to post those pics. I don't usually comment on photo blogs cause after I while I'm usually just saying the same things like "Nice!" or "Great Shot!" or some other lame thing. But, I do have them in my reader and you guys are taking some really great pics!
And speaking of the names of those folders, I really suck at that type of thing. Last year Lists became all the rage on Twitter. I thought for days and days and all I came up with was "List 1" "List 2" and "List 3" for regular people and then news and politics, sports and celebs. Pretty creative huh?
I've been listed by 22 people on there. Some of the lists I've been put on are "HotChicksAndFunnyBastards" (what about Hot Bastards?), "Smartasses," "Worth More Than 140 Characters" "My Peeps" and of course "Would Kill"
So far I haven't been put on anyone's "People I Hate So Fucking Much I Wish They Would Just Fucking Die of Ass Cancer of the Face" list. But, I'll keep trying. Of course, some people keep their lists private, so you never know, right?
Oh and check this out. The other day I got an email from these people saying that they have given me a blog award and rated my blog and were hoping that I would put their widget linking to their commercial site on my sidebar. So, I clicked the link in the email and sure enough they had rated my blog....

See, 4.5 stars! When I saw that I thought "4.5 out of what? 5? That's pretty cool." Uh, no. Look at the last blog on that list. Yeah, 10 stars. They rated me 4.5 out of 10 and then wanted me to put their widget on my page?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yoooooooooooooooooo.
Strange marketing idea there. "Hey dude! We've rated your blog as kinda shitty! And to thank us for this we think you should put our ad on your site for FREE!" Yeah, no. Does "NO" work for you?
Oh, and since she is still theboobies name that drives the search engines to this blog, here is your gratuitous Giada De Laurentiis screen grab...

And on one last random note, I guess we all saw the ladies on Facebook posting the color of their bras this past weekend? It was all done as some breast cancer awareness thing. Personally I found it kind of amusing and fun. Did it cure cancer? Of course not. But being creative about keeping the issue of breast cancer awareness front and center is a good cause.
But, what I really loved about all that was the people who got all bitchy about it. See, anytime someone does something fun and amusing, no matter how big or small, there will be somebody, somewhere who gets all pissed off about it. And I just love it when that happens. It’s those people’s insufferable whininess and idiocy that sustains me in my darkest hours. Going through life with such a bitter, humorless attitude must suck more than anything I can ever think of.
Anyway, I think I’ll celebrate this blog’s fourth birthday by having four drinks. Or maybe 16.
Yup, that's right. It’s Blogiversary time again. Jan 12, Twenty-Ten is this blog's FOURTH birthday. Given the way people leave the bloggerhood so quickly and often, I think blog years should be counted like dog years are. One year = seven. So, this is my blogs 28th birthday.
No wait. That's way to old. How bout One Blog Year = Four Human Years? That would make my blog 16. Yeah! Much better. Makes any reference to Dakota Fanning or Miley Cyrus that much less creepy. I like it. Also helps excuse the immature and childish humor found here.
So I was thinking this morning about all the people who have come and gone in the bloggerhood and started wondering who has taken Tink's spot as the regular commenter/reader who is still blogging regularly that has been around longest since she left? So, I had to go through the archives to find out. Turns out it is Susan from A Slice of My Life! I bet she's so proud to know that.
This blogging thing has been quite an experience. Most of it has been awesome. I've met some pretty amazing people. I have met a couple of really shitty people too, but you're not going to be able to avoid that. Just like you can’t avoid the idiots out there who can’t recognize satire when they read it. But, I would have to say though, that my blogging experience has been about 99% positive. There are people that I do miss and really hate that they stopped blogging and didn't try to stay in contact at all. But again, that's part of life too.
On New Year's Day I sat down and organized my Google Reader. I ended up deleting more than 60 blogs. Most of them were blogs that I had put in there because I thought they might be interesting, but for whatever reason, I didn't keep them. Many of them were no longer posting also. I created a few folders to organize everybody. I'm not good at categorizing people or blogs, so I kept it simple and went with folders like "Read Every Day" and "Don't Post Often" and "They Don't Read Me" and "Photo Blogs" No, there isn't one titled "Porn." That's in my Bloglines Reader along with "Politics" and "Sports." Okay, I'm kidding, there is no Porn folder there either. But, there is a "Hollywood" folder there. Which is kinda porn-like.
Anyway, I did create a folder titled "Gone But I Love Too Much to Delete" Yeah, I sentimental fool.
Speaking of Photo Blogs, several people have decided to join the Project 365 meme and have set up separate blogs to post those pics. I don't usually comment on photo blogs cause after I while I'm usually just saying the same things like "Nice!" or "Great Shot!" or some other lame thing. But, I do have them in my reader and you guys are taking some really great pics!
And speaking of the names of those folders, I really suck at that type of thing. Last year Lists became all the rage on Twitter. I thought for days and days and all I came up with was "List 1" "List 2" and "List 3" for regular people and then news and politics, sports and celebs. Pretty creative huh?
I've been listed by 22 people on there. Some of the lists I've been put on are "HotChicksAndFunnyBastards" (what about Hot Bastards?), "Smartasses," "Worth More Than 140 Characters" "My Peeps" and of course "Would Kill"
So far I haven't been put on anyone's "People I Hate So Fucking Much I Wish They Would Just Fucking Die of Ass Cancer of the Face" list. But, I'll keep trying. Of course, some people keep their lists private, so you never know, right?
Oh and check this out. The other day I got an email from these people saying that they have given me a blog award and rated my blog and were hoping that I would put their widget linking to their commercial site on my sidebar. So, I clicked the link in the email and sure enough they had rated my blog....
See, 4.5 stars! When I saw that I thought "4.5 out of what? 5? That's pretty cool." Uh, no. Look at the last blog on that list. Yeah, 10 stars. They rated me 4.5 out of 10 and then wanted me to put their widget on my page?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yoooooooooooooooooo.
Strange marketing idea there. "Hey dude! We've rated your blog as kinda shitty! And to thank us for this we think you should put our ad on your site for FREE!" Yeah, no. Does "NO" work for you?
Oh, and since she is still the
And on one last random note, I guess we all saw the ladies on Facebook posting the color of their bras this past weekend? It was all done as some breast cancer awareness thing. Personally I found it kind of amusing and fun. Did it cure cancer? Of course not. But being creative about keeping the issue of breast cancer awareness front and center is a good cause.
But, what I really loved about all that was the people who got all bitchy about it. See, anytime someone does something fun and amusing, no matter how big or small, there will be somebody, somewhere who gets all pissed off about it. And I just love it when that happens. It’s those people’s insufferable whininess and idiocy that sustains me in my darkest hours. Going through life with such a bitter, humorless attitude must suck more than anything I can ever think of.
Anyway, I think I’ll celebrate this blog’s fourth birthday by having four drinks. Or maybe 16.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Injury Report, Banana Day and I'm a Big Deal On Twitter...
So here's the blogger injury report...
Matt-Man is still in the hospital as of this writing. He has pneumonia (I think that George W. Bush spelled it "newmonia" in his ecard to Matt). Hopefully he will be getting out of the hospital soon so he can start getting better.
Although he might not want to leave that nurse that looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Totally understandable. And why does Matt-Man get Jennifer love Hewitt look-alikes for nurses? You know I would get some crazy psycho chick who thinks Dr. Mengele was a old softy.
Also as of this writing Starr's kidlet is in the hospital. Hope she is doing better and is home fast too.
And, Anndi's Chicklet has been sick all week too. Poor kid! Don't worry though, we have enough good thoughts and prayers for her too.
And Bubblewench's husband was just diagnosed with Testicular Cancer a couple of days ago and will be going in for surgery soon. So, let's take some of those good thoughts and prayers that we were giving to Matt-Man and send them his way. Oh I'm kidding. There's still enough to go around.
And finally condolences go out to Mimi whose father passed away. I'm very sorry for your loss.
So, it's been a bad week here in the bloggerhood. Let's all take care of ourselves and Jesus, go hug someone and tell them to take care of themselves too.
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Wednesday is Banana Day…
Me at the grocer store this morning: “Man, it’s busy here today.”
Clerk: “It’s Banana Day.”
Me: “What?”
Clerk: “We get a shipment of bananas on Wednesdays. We’re always busy on Wednesday morning. Tuesdays are really slow because everyone figures they’ll just wait another day until we have new bananas.”
Me: “Okay, good to know.”
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Aaaaaaaaand, apparently I have arrived on the Twitter scene in a big way.
A couple of days ago the one and only Spencer Pratt began following me. Yes, me! And it's really him cause it's a verified account. Well, not long after that, Spencer's beautiful bride, Heidi Montag began following my friend Kim. Needless to say I was more than a little disappointed that Heidi wasn't following me too.
Anyway, on Tuesday Kim tweeted that she needed music recommendations for her long drive to Chicago next month when she moves there. Being the helpful kind of guy I am, I recommended some Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus and pointed out that Heidi Montag had a new single out. You can hear it HERE.
A while later this little bit of magic appeared on Twitter...

That's right bitches. Heidi Montag not only started following me, but she re-tweeted me! This is big. Trust me on this.
Well, I thought it just couldn't get any better than that, but I was wrong. Oh hell yes was I wrong! Check out what I saw about an hour later....

Yup, THE Miley Cyrus replied to me. Now I know that there was a big deal about how Miley quit Twitter, but it's very possible that she has returned and this is her new account. You know Billy Ray was wanting her to return to Twitter. So, I'm just going to believe that it was the REAL Miley that replied to me. She's just sweet enough of a person to do that too.
Oh and then a few minutes later Miley started following me also.
So, I'm now being followed on Twitter by Britney Spears, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag and Miley Cyrus.
Please don't be jealous. Not everyone can be as cool as me.
Also, the WWC words for next week are "Fair" and "Night Life."
Matt-Man is still in the hospital as of this writing. He has pneumonia (I think that George W. Bush spelled it "newmonia" in his ecard to Matt). Hopefully he will be getting out of the hospital soon so he can start getting better.
Although he might not want to leave that nurse that looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Totally understandable. And why does Matt-Man get Jennifer love Hewitt look-alikes for nurses? You know I would get some crazy psycho chick who thinks Dr. Mengele was a old softy.
Also as of this writing Starr's kidlet is in the hospital. Hope she is doing better and is home fast too.
And, Anndi's Chicklet has been sick all week too. Poor kid! Don't worry though, we have enough good thoughts and prayers for her too.
And Bubblewench's husband was just diagnosed with Testicular Cancer a couple of days ago and will be going in for surgery soon. So, let's take some of those good thoughts and prayers that we were giving to Matt-Man and send them his way. Oh I'm kidding. There's still enough to go around.
And finally condolences go out to Mimi whose father passed away. I'm very sorry for your loss.
So, it's been a bad week here in the bloggerhood. Let's all take care of ourselves and Jesus, go hug someone and tell them to take care of themselves too.
--
Wednesday is Banana Day…
Me at the grocer store this morning: “Man, it’s busy here today.”
Clerk: “It’s Banana Day.”
Me: “What?”
Clerk: “We get a shipment of bananas on Wednesdays. We’re always busy on Wednesday morning. Tuesdays are really slow because everyone figures they’ll just wait another day until we have new bananas.”
Me: “Okay, good to know.”
--
Aaaaaaaaand, apparently I have arrived on the Twitter scene in a big way.
A couple of days ago the one and only Spencer Pratt began following me. Yes, me! And it's really him cause it's a verified account. Well, not long after that, Spencer's beautiful bride, Heidi Montag began following my friend Kim. Needless to say I was more than a little disappointed that Heidi wasn't following me too.
Anyway, on Tuesday Kim tweeted that she needed music recommendations for her long drive to Chicago next month when she moves there. Being the helpful kind of guy I am, I recommended some Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus and pointed out that Heidi Montag had a new single out. You can hear it HERE.
A while later this little bit of magic appeared on Twitter...
That's right bitches. Heidi Montag not only started following me, but she re-tweeted me! This is big. Trust me on this.
Well, I thought it just couldn't get any better than that, but I was wrong. Oh hell yes was I wrong! Check out what I saw about an hour later....
Yup, THE Miley Cyrus replied to me. Now I know that there was a big deal about how Miley quit Twitter, but it's very possible that she has returned and this is her new account. You know Billy Ray was wanting her to return to Twitter. So, I'm just going to believe that it was the REAL Miley that replied to me. She's just sweet enough of a person to do that too.
Oh and then a few minutes later Miley started following me also.
So, I'm now being followed on Twitter by Britney Spears, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag and Miley Cyrus.
Please don't be jealous. Not everyone can be as cool as me.
Also, the WWC words for next week are "Fair" and "Night Life."
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Random Monday Stuff ...
Okay, I’m just going to go ahead and say it. I know a lot of people enjoy following celebrities on Twitter and try to get them to respond but, I’m finding middle aged men who are following and responding to Miley Cyrus just a leetol creepy. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me though.
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Have you guys seen HBO’s teaser poster for Season 2 of “True Blood?”

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I have long believed that networks need to stop with the extreme close ups of athletes during sporting events. I know they think it helps build drama, but I think it’s disaster waiting to happen. And, I hope this screen grab of San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito helps make my case …

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I don’t know if the health care reform that we might get will be a single-payer system or what, but there is one thing that I really, REALLY hope is included in it. I hope that the government will pay for some people to have those sticks removed from their butts. Cause there are A LOT of people out there who have no fucking sense of humor whatsoever. A LOT. And personally? I’m sick of them.
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Call me cynical but I’m a bit skeptical of this whole Susan Boyle thing. She is the nice, matronly looking lady that showed up on Britain’s Got Talent and wowed everyone who was stunned that someone who doesn’t look like Britney Spears can actually sing. Not that Britney can actually sing, but you know what I mean.
Anyway, the thing that annoys me about this is the “OMG an ugly person can sing!” bullshit. It’s pretty similar to the “OMG a really pretty girl is good at math” or “OMG an articulate black man” thing. They’re all annoying as hell.
But, I’m not skeptical that Ms. Boyle can actually sing beautifully. I’m skeptical of the way this all came about. I just can’t buy they whole “she came out of nowhere” line. It’s all too perfect for Simon Cowell and the gang. She comes out of nowhere and wows everyone and suddenly becomes a world-wide sensation? Yeah, this is looking like some really brilliant marketing to me.
Although I agree that she has a beautiful voice. Even if I do think we’re being punked a little here.
And BTW, someone at the NY Post agrees with me.
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It was dog show weekend here in Redneckville and it was considerably smaller than last year’s show. And last year’s show was considerably smaller than two years ago. I don’t know why it has been getting smaller each year, but it sucks.
And it kind of sucks because a lot of people don’t want us taking pictures of their dogs. I guess they think it distracts them and they lose focus or something. It’s bad enough that these dog owners are such snobs, but griping about cameras when not actually showing the dog is a little silly.
Anyway, here’s one of the few I was able to take. It’s an Australian Shepherd…

Which reminds me …

Mellow Yellow Monday is brought to us by Drowsey Monkey.
None of these thing listed in bright yellow lettering were actually available here…

So I got the chicken nuggets, fries and Sprite (which she said was Sierra Mist) for only $7.50!

(notice the touch of yellow on the Sprite can?)
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Have you guys seen HBO’s teaser poster for Season 2 of “True Blood?”
--
I have long believed that networks need to stop with the extreme close ups of athletes during sporting events. I know they think it helps build drama, but I think it’s disaster waiting to happen. And, I hope this screen grab of San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito helps make my case …
--
I don’t know if the health care reform that we might get will be a single-payer system or what, but there is one thing that I really, REALLY hope is included in it. I hope that the government will pay for some people to have those sticks removed from their butts. Cause there are A LOT of people out there who have no fucking sense of humor whatsoever. A LOT. And personally? I’m sick of them.
--
Call me cynical but I’m a bit skeptical of this whole Susan Boyle thing. She is the nice, matronly looking lady that showed up on Britain’s Got Talent and wowed everyone who was stunned that someone who doesn’t look like Britney Spears can actually sing. Not that Britney can actually sing, but you know what I mean.
Anyway, the thing that annoys me about this is the “OMG an ugly person can sing!” bullshit. It’s pretty similar to the “OMG a really pretty girl is good at math” or “OMG an articulate black man” thing. They’re all annoying as hell.
But, I’m not skeptical that Ms. Boyle can actually sing beautifully. I’m skeptical of the way this all came about. I just can’t buy they whole “she came out of nowhere” line. It’s all too perfect for Simon Cowell and the gang. She comes out of nowhere and wows everyone and suddenly becomes a world-wide sensation? Yeah, this is looking like some really brilliant marketing to me.
Although I agree that she has a beautiful voice. Even if I do think we’re being punked a little here.
And BTW, someone at the NY Post agrees with me.
--
It was dog show weekend here in Redneckville and it was considerably smaller than last year’s show. And last year’s show was considerably smaller than two years ago. I don’t know why it has been getting smaller each year, but it sucks.
And it kind of sucks because a lot of people don’t want us taking pictures of their dogs. I guess they think it distracts them and they lose focus or something. It’s bad enough that these dog owners are such snobs, but griping about cameras when not actually showing the dog is a little silly.
Anyway, here’s one of the few I was able to take. It’s an Australian Shepherd…
Which reminds me …
Mellow Yellow Monday is brought to us by Drowsey Monkey.
None of these thing listed in bright yellow lettering were actually available here…
So I got the chicken nuggets, fries and Sprite (which she said was Sierra Mist) for only $7.50!
(notice the touch of yellow on the Sprite can?)
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