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Monday, May 23, 2011

WEEKEND WRAP UP, PIRATEAS STEALS ITS WAY TO NUMBER ONE, SHAQ CAN'T SLEEP THE WORLD DIDN'T END AFTER ALL, NFL PLAYER GOPES TO THE EIGHT GRADE PROM

Of course the pirate movie it was just a matter of how much it would make and it did not disappoint making over $90 million dollars the largest weekend gross this year. Here are the rest of the totals.


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
May 20 - 22 weekend


1 - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides N/A $90,100,000 TOTAL: $90,100,000
2 2 Bridesmaids Universal Pictures $21,058,290 TOTAL: $57,517,530
3 1 Thor Paramount Pictures $15,500,000 TOTAL: $145,406,000
4 3 Fast Five N/A $10,630,570 TOTAL: $186,219,155
5 5 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $4,650,000 TOTAL: $131,646,651
6 4 Priest Sony Pictures Releasing $4,600,000 TOTAL: $23,683,000
7 6 Jumping the Broom Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group $3,700,000 TOTAL: $31,300,000
8 7 Something Borrowed Warner Bros. Pictures $3,425,000 TOTAL: $31,428,000
9 8 Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $2,150,000 TOTAL: $52,427,574
10 9 Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate, The Tyler Perry Company $990,000 TOTAL: $51,756,990
The rest after the jump.
 
-AL
 


The consequences of sleep apnea, as described by the litany of doctors early in this video, is pretty frightening. So take it from Shaq and get checked out.




It's hard to feel bad for someone whose doomsday predictions caused so much anxiety, but 89-year-old Harold Camping's recent admission that he's "flabbergasted" the world didn't end last weekend sounds somewhat pitiful.

"It has been a really tough weekend," Camping said Sunday, after emerging from his Alameda, California home for the first time to talk to a reporter from the San Francisco Chronicle. "I'm looking for answers ... But now I have nothing else to say," he said, adding that he would make a full statement. I mean really would anyone take this guy seriously?



Thomas(notes) was drafted in the sixth round by the Chicago Bears, but the lockout leaves him without much to do right now. The athletic, hard-hitting linebacker out of West Virginia University is still in Morgantown, keeping in shape and spending time with his family.

Every day, Thomas helps his 7-year-old brother Jared get home from school. Riding the same bus as Jared is an eighth-grade girl named Joslyn Levell, who happened to grow up in Chicago as a Bears fan and now lives in Morgantown. Joslyn has spina bifida and uses a wheelchair.
With assists from the bus driver and J.T.'s stepmother, Thomas got on the bus one day to say hello to Joslyn. They hit it off immediately. From NFL.com:
As J.T. met a Bears fan in his hometown, Joslyn explained to him that she'd had a rough week because all of the boys she asked to the dance declined. Thomas melted.
"I hugged her and signed a few things and we talked for awhile and she cried a bit," Thomas recounted. "I gave her a hug and told her everything would work itself out."
It did. J.T. asked her to the dance himself.
"I was nervous that by the time I reached out, she might have had a date and would have to turn me down," he said.
Joslyn gladly accepted the invitation. And another fell good storyu for the week.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Prospects Look to Shine at NFL Combine

Prospects Look to Shine at NFL CombineProspects Look to Shine at NFL Combine When 329 NFL hopefuls gather to work out for all 32 professional teams, Heisman winner Cam Newton is one future pick who should cement his high draft status.Though it's written off by some as nothing more than a meat market, the NFL Scouting Combine, which kicks off Thursday afternoon in Indianapolis, very much serves

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Outdoor Football, The Post Office, DADT and I'm With Stupid ...

I'm sure by now you guys have all seen the video of the collapse of the Metrodome last Sunday morning in Minneapolis. Well, since the roof can't be repaired by this week, the Vikings will have to play their game against the Bear this week at the Univ. of Minnesota's OUTDOOR stadium.

And, if you listen to the talking heads on ESPN, you'd think there was never an NFL game played outside EVER! I hate to break this to some people, but they play NFL games outdoors in places like Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Chicago, New England, Cleveland and Canada Buffalo. I'm pretty sure this one can be played in Minneapolis without too much incident.


Speaking of the NLF. Why is that coaches don't hesitate to go for it on 4th and anywhere from 1 to 3 yards if they are on the opponents 38 to 25 yard line, but NEVER go for it on 4th and 1 inside the opponents 10 yard line? Drives me crazy. Worst thing that happens is you don't make it and force the other team to go 90+ yards. Seems like a no-brainer to me.


Okay, politics...

They are, once again, about to vote on the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell. And once again, there are republicans saying publicly that they intend to vote “yes” on repeal. But, we all know what's going to happen. They're gonna make up some bullshit reason that the democrats are being mean to them, and then all end up voting “no” and keeping the bill from going to a final vote. Happens every time. And it'll happen again this time.


I went to the post office on Monday to mail a package of presents to my sister. I walked in and headed straight to the area where the self-help area to use the automated checkout to send my package. But, it wasn't there! And the line was looooooooooong. So I had to leave and go back later.

When I went back there were only three people in line. Of course, the post office made up for this by only having one window open. Anyway, I finally got up there and asked the guy where the self-help machine went.

PO Guy: “To Jonesboro”
Me: “Why?”
PO Guy: “They don't have them for every post office and they decided to move ours to a bigger office.”
Me: “Was it just too efficient and making things too easy?”
PO Guy: “Yeah.”

Then he weighed my box and all that stuff ..

PO Guy: “We can get it there on Wed. Guaranteed for $42.90”
Me: “Is that in Pesos??”
PO Guy: “Well, we can also send it for $11.00 and it's estimated to get there on Wed. but no guarantees.”
Me: “But, it'll be there by Christmas Eve”
PO Guy: “We can't guarantee that sir.”
Me: “You can't get this little ole package to Omaha, NE in 10 business days? Should I use UPS?”
PO Guy: “I'm sure it'll get there no problem.”

My sister got it on Wednesday.


Check out the light display this dude put up on his camper that he has set up at a trailer park just down the road from me. I think the lights cost more than his home...
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand don't forget, Thursday night at 11 pm EST is “I'm With Stupid.” This week, it's Matt and Jay Raw! We've got a live remote from the Sun Bowl in El Paso, TX, a new Christmas song from Matt-Man and Matt-Man has an “interview” with his Ex!! You DON'T wanna miss that!

We also have some previews of some college bowl games you might not have ever heard of and .. well, the rest of the show will just be Matt and Jay going wherever the wind takes them. There's just no telling what we'll come up with. I might even talk about my Amish Girlfriend who isn't actually Amish cause that stuff confuses me.

Anyway, it's gonna be a great time so tune in and call in if you feel like it!!!

Oh and as a little preview for next week, start writing up your lists of grievances because next week on the 23rd we'll be holding Festivus!!

Monday, December 13, 2010

THE METRODOME ROOF COLLAPSES BEFORE GAMETIME



A Fox Sports crew noticed that the Metrodome roof was leaking Saturday and decided to set up a camera to continously shoot the roof, leading to the dramatic video footage of the roof collapse that forced the NFL to shift the Vikings-Giants game Monday to Detroit.

NFL lead game producer Richie Zyontz said Fox videotape operator Randy Carr heard from a Metrodome staffer "this was a real problem" and left a camera and mikes on overnight.
If you haven't seen the video check it out. It's too cool.

-AL

Thursday, December 9, 2010

WOULD YOU TURN DOWN A NFL TEAM


This guy did. Keith Fitzhugh explains why he turned down a chance to play in the NFL for a steady job as train conductor. You idiot. you should have taken a leave of absence played the rest of the season then went back to work. You big dummy( in Fred Sanford voice)

-AL

Monday, November 29, 2010

WEEKEND WRAP UP: HARRY POTTER IS STILL ON TOP, WEBSITES GET SHUT DOWN, I LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE, TWO PLAYERS GET A LITLE TOO PHYSICAL ON THE FIELD


Harry Potter is topping the competition at the theatres again this week. The latest installment  made over $50 million. Just what I predicted it would do. Here are the rest of the totals


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Nov 26 - 28 weekend


1 1 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 Warner Bros. Pictures $50,345,000 TOTAL: $220,352,000
2 - Tangled Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures $49,100,000 TOTAL: $69,000,000
3 2 Megamind Paramount Pictures $12,850,000 TOTAL:  $130,466,000
4 - Burlesque Sony Pictures Releasing $11,800,000 TOTAL: $17,200,000
5 3 Unstoppable 20th Century Fox Distribution $11,750,000 TOTAL: $60,725,926
6 - Love & Other Drugs 20th Century Fox Distribution $9,850,000 TOTAL: $14,000,000
7 - Faster CBS Films $8,708,300 TOTAL: $12,200,000
8 4 Due Date Warner Bros. Pictures $7,300,000 TOTAL: $85,018,000
9 5 The Next Three Days Lionsgate $4,840,000 TOTAL: $14,550,836
10 6 Morning Glory Paramount Pictures $4,030,000 TOTAL: $26,451,000

The rest after the jump
 


 
In what appears to be the latest phase of a far-reaching federal crackdown on online piracy of music and movies, the Web addresses of a number of sites that facilitate illegal file-sharing were seized this week by Immigration and Customs Enforcement, a division of the Department of Homeland Security.
By Friday morning, visiting the addresses of a handful of sites that either hosted unauthorized copies of films and music or allowed users to search for them elsewhere on the Internet produced a notice that said, in part: “This domain name has been seized by ICE — Homeland Security Investigations, pursuant to a seizure warrant issued by a United States District Court.”


In taking over the sites’ domain names, or Web addresses, the government effectively redirected any visitors to its own takedown notice.
“ICE office of Homeland Security Investigations executed court-ordered seizure warrants against a number of domain names,” said Cori W. Bassett, a spokeswoman for ICE, in a statement. “As this is an ongoing investigation, there are no additional details available at this time"
Here is a list of some of the sites. Yeah they trying to get tough on this internet stuff. Let's see them try to take me down. Not happening .


2009jerseys.com


51607.com
amoyhy.com
b2corder.com
bishoe.com
borntrade.com
borntrade.net
boxedtvseries.com
boxset4less.com
boxsetseries.com
burberryoutletshop.com
cartoon77.com
cheapscarfshop.com
coachoutletfactory.com
dajaz1.com
discountscarvesonsale.com
dvdcollectionsale.com
dvdcollects.com
dvdorderonline.com
dvdprostore.com
dvdscollection.com
dvdsetcollection.com
dvdsetsonline.com
dvdsuperdeal.com
eluxury-outlet.com
getdvdset.com
gofactoryoutlet.com
golfstaring.com
golfwholesale18.com
handbag9.com
handbagcom.com
handbagspop.com
icqshoes.com
ipodnanouk.com
jersey-china.com
jerseyclubhouse.com
jordansbox.com
lifetimereplicas.com
louis-vuitton-outlet-store.com
lv-outlets.com
lv-outlets.net
lv-outletstore.com
massnike.com
merrytimberland.com
mycollects.com
mydreamwatches.com
mygolfwholesale.com
newstylerolex.com
nfljerseysupply.com
nibdvd.com
odvdo.com
oebags.com
onsmash.com
overbestmall.com
rapgodfathers.com
realtimberland.com
rmx4u.com
scarfonlineshop.com
scarfviponsale.com
shawls-store.com
silkscarf-shop.com
silkscarfonsale.com
skyergolf.com
sohob2b.com
sohob2c.com
storeofeast.com
stuff-trade.com
sunglasses-mall.com
sunogolf.com
tbl-sports.com
throwbackguy.com
tiesonsale.com
timberlandlike.com
topabuy.com
torrent-finder.com
usaburberryscarf.com
usaoutlets.net


via: nytimes



This lady is either crazy or having a good time. Either way give me some of those drugs.



An altercation broke out between Texans receiver Andre Johnson and Finnegan in the fourth quarter that got both players ejected. While Finnegan did not speak to the media, Johnson quickly apologized for his actions.

"I would like to apologize to the organization, our owner, my teammates," Johnson said. "What happened out there (Sunday) wasn't me. I just lost my cool. I wish that I can take back what happened, but I can't. It's over and done with now. I'm pretty sure I'll be disciplined for it. When that times comes I'll find out what it is and have to deal with it from there."
Johnson said he and Finnegan had been going at it throughout the game, with Finnegan using extracurricular tactics often.
Hey i say let them play this is what football is about.

-AL

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Week 11 NFL Previews and Picks

“In this league, this year, no body knows anything!” – Al Michaels

The legendary commentator was on the mark again. This season has been one of the most unpredictable in recent history. There were so many back-door covers and stunning performances (both bad and good) in week 10 that it was a picker's nightmare. The worst place for crazy outcomes is in both West divisions, where who is good and who is bad seems to change every week. Denver, having been abysmal in its last two games came out and hammered the Chiefs, while Seattle bounced back from awfulness to beat the Cardinals on the road.

Week 11 throws up some classic grudge matches and can’t miss games, so let’s get down to it. Home teams in caps.

Chicago Bears (+1) over MIAMI DOLPHINS (Thursday Night Sky Sports 2, 1:20am)

I am still not quite sure how, after losing both Pennington and Henne before the third quarter, Miami were able to hold on against the Titans last week. But they cannot survive a whole game with Tyler Thigpen at quarterback against a tough Bears defence. As for Chicago, their offensive line is much improved and largely kept Cutler clean against the Vikings. While Miami’s defence has been impressive at times, they will need to carry the offence through large portions of this game and I just do not think they can do it.

Oakland Raiders (+7) over PITTSBURGH STEELERS

Oakland have been playing well recently and are coming off a bye week against a shell-shocked Steelers team. Pittsburgh did not play badly on Sunday night, but their patchwork offensive line was exposed by New England, and I fully expect Oakland to use the same plan to get to Big Ben. The Steelers were also weaker against the run on Sunday with ends, Keisel and Smith, out and their absence is set to continue and should open things up for an impressive Darren McFadden.

NEW YORK JETS (-7) over Houston Texans (Sky Sports 2, 6:00pm)

The Texans really cannot stop anyone through either skill or luck. Sanchez picked up a knock against the Browns on Sunday, but battled through and showed good poise in escaping about five sacks in their over-time victory. The Jets have been poor recently and needed 74 minutes to beat (and cover against) Cleveland, but they have been winning. Houston’s frailties on defence are starting to be just too great for the offence to cover up. This could be the death nail in what had been a promising season as well as Gary Kubiak’s reign in Houston.

Baltimore Ravens (-10) over CAROLINA PANTHERS

Baltimore had a chance to knock off Ryan and the Falcons last Thursday, but could not get the defensive stop they needed. It is not often that that is said about this Ravens team and you can be sure they spent the extra few days rest brooding, just waiting to get back out on the field. They are still top of the AFC North and amongst the best teams in the NFL. Now that Buffalo have got a win to their name, Carolina can rightfully take over the mantle of the league’s worst team. Clausen was not terrible last week, but he was hardly impressive either, and will need to show real signs that he can perform at the level expected from a starter if the Panthers are not to go after a QB come draft day.


TENNESSEE TITANS (-7) over Washington Redskins

This line is a little inflated after the disastrous Monday night performance from Washington’s defence, but they were truly abysmal in the hammering they took from Vick and the Eagles. But it does not get any easier with Chris Johnson, Randy Moss and Vince Young waiting to get stuck in. The Titans need a win here to keep pace in the division because the wild cards are almost certainly not coming from the AFC South this year. Another week for Moss to be integrated with the team. He did not see many targets in the loss to Miami, but was effective in keeping the safeties back and opening up room for Johnson. I expect to see a bit of a bounce back from Washington - if Haynesworth was ever going to be motivated to play hard it would be this game.

Detroit Lions (+6.5) over DALLAS COWBOYS

Detroit continue to play tough and keep games close, which is why I think that they will be able to cover here. Dallas benefited from a sloppy Giants performance on Sunday - receivers were running so open that Kitna looked like a pro-bowler. The pressure of not having won at home yet might get to the Cowboys here and a bad start will see the fans jump on the back of interim Head Coach Jason Garrett. Dez Bryant might be having the best rookie season for a WR since Randy Moss came into the league in 1998 - this guy is a serious ball player.

Green Bay Packers (-3) over MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Here we go again. Favre is 11-1 at home with the Vikings, but this is probably going to be the last chance for Rodgers to beat Favre, and if you do not think he is pumped up to do a double over the old man, then you are crazy. Minnesota were poor in Chicago last week, while the Packers have had a much needed chance to rest up and get healthy. The Vikings will need the defensive line, which has perhaps been the most disappointing unit for them this year, to step up and pressure Rodgers, otherwise it could be a long day for the Vikes secondary. This will be a very close game and could well come down to who has the ball last.


Buffalo Bills (+5.5) over CINNCINATI BENGALS

WARNING: GUS JOHNSON GAME! The explosive commentator has been involved in crazy finishes the last few weeks, culminating in the hail mary win for Jacksonville last week. This trend is one of the best things about the NFL. If you haven’t heard Gus Johnson call a game you need to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj5HtJidMZ8

Buffalo finally got the win their recent play has deserved and will be riding high. The Colts left the back door open last week and the Bengals covered by a point in a game they were widely outplayed in. Palmer continues to take three quarters of football to warm up and it cannot be long before Marv Lewis makes a change there - it might be the only thing that can save his job. The Bills are 1-2 in the last three games and all have been decided by three points or less - I see no reason why this will not go along the same lines and even end in a Buffalo win if they can get Fred Jackson rolling like he was last week.

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (-1) over Cleveland Browns

Cleveland continue to play tough and, barring a fumble in OT, would have knocked off the Jets last week. Colt McCoy has made things happen and looked the consummate Pro since coming in. Of course, having the battering ram that is Peyton Hillis behind him has helped! Jacksonville got a much needed win against Houston last week in the aforementioned hail mary finish. That play works maybe once in 200 tries and the Jags got lucky, but they have started to click on offence now and Garrard is making good reads, while Mo-Jo is getting going in the back field and should be a touch too much for the Browns.

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (-7.5) over Arizona Cardinals

Kansas are nowhere near as good as they were just two weeks ago, but hosting Arizona might just be the tonic they need to get back on track in the wild AFC West. The Cardinals defence is playing so badly at the moment that it is overshadowing the shambles at quarterback, which is a very worrying situation to be in. Charles and Jones are still running hard, while Cassel has started to hook up with WR Dwayne Bowe. The pair have eight touchdowns in the last five games. This one could get embarrassing for Arizona.

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (-12) over Seattle Seahawks

A well rested Saints team, a packed out Superdome and an up and down Seahawks team that has lost heavily to the last two competitive teams they have played. This is a combination that Drew Brees could feast on. Since the second half against Pittsburgh, the Saints have looked like their superbowl-winning selves and need to start stringing big wins together as the NFC South is now the closest division in the NFL. Reggie Bush could be back to face his old USC coach Pete Carroll - it is probably best for the both of them if they do not get snapped together this weekend.

Atlanta Falcons (-3) over ST LOUIS RAMS

This is a game that the best team in the NFC should be winning. Matt Ryan was stunning in Thursday's win against the Ravens, and Roddy White continues to play at a high level. They should do well against a very iffy Rams secondary. However, the Rams are much tougher prospect at home, having gone 4-1 there so far this season and Bradford continues to impress. But the Rams have only scored 20+ points in a game once this year and you get the feeling 20 just will not cut it against the no frills, highly efficient football of Atlanta.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+3) over SAN FRANSISCO 49ERS

Troy Smith has got the starting job locked down in San Fran for now and has been quite impressive, at least in comparison to what has come before him. Tampa have traditionally struggled going out to the west coast but this is a young team playing with no fear. LeGarrette Blount is playing up to the first round billing he had before losing his head in Oregon, while Josh Freeman continues to impress. Kellen Winslow got his first touchdown of the year and once he starts to get involved more in this offence the Bucs will really start rolling.

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (-3) over Indianapolis Colts (Sky Sports 2, 9:15pm)

The marquee match up of the season. The best two quarterbacks of their generation etc etc. Enough has been written about Brady vs Manning to fill several libraries, so let us talk about other things. Sunday night was a coaching clinic from Bill Belichick as he devised a game plan to absolutely dominate the Steelers. The Patriots exposed a weak Steelers offensive line and could well do the same to a Colts line that has deteriorated from seasons past. But blitzing Manning is a very dangerous thing to do - he is hooking up with no-name receivers out there and making them look like superstars. This game could go either way and is a classic “Last team with the ball wins”. Normally I would take the points here but after seeing a fired up Brady put in a vintage performance last week, I am taking him and his 24 straight wins in Foxboro.


PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (-3) over New York Giants (Channel 4, 1:30am)

Michael Vick is now a serious MVP candidate after ripping into the Redskins on Monday night. He finished that game with a staggering 413 yards of offence and six touchdowns, and the most impressive thing was how he worked through his progressions. In his previous incarnation, if Vick’s first choice receiver was covered, he would pull it down and look to run. Now he is comfortable in the pocket, keeps his eyes down field and, only as a last choice, takes off. As for the Giants, it was rather fitting that the lights went out at the start of the second half against Dallas, as it was an ugly performance and is reminiscent of their end of season collapse last year. The winner of this game will have sole possession of the NFC East.

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (-10) over Denver Broncos

I have no idea what to think about the Broncos. They had been just awful until they started lighting it up against Chiefs. The Chargers gained ground in the AFC West last week despite not playing and have finished the season strongly under Norv Turner. Rivers is still the leading MVP candidate, but will continue to play without his favourite targets in Floyd and Gates. These games are usually high scoring affairs, but if the Chargers have sorted out their special teams woes, then that defence can smother any opposition.

Last Week: 5-9-0

Toby Durant

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Week 10 NFL Previews and Picks

The NFL continues to throw the leaders back into the pack. We now have six two-loss teams after Cleveland walloped New England last week. Four of the league's best teams face-off against each other this week as Atlanta hosts Baltimore on Thursday, while New England stays in the AFC North to play at Pittsburgh in the big Sunday night clash (1:30am kick-off, live on Channel 4).

The AFC, with four of the 6-2 teams, will settle out over the next few weeks as the contenders face-off against each other. But the Giants and Falcons do not meet this year and will continue to stake their claims as the NFC’s best. At the wrong end of the table, Detroit and Buffalo will battle it out as the Bills try to avoid the ignominy of a winless season. There are eight divisional matches this week, which always poses a problem to predict, but here we go. As always, the home team is in caps…

Baltimore Ravens (+1) over ATLANTA FALCONS

The first Thursday night game of the season will provide a tough test for both teams playing on a short week. Atlanta managed to stave off a Tampa comeback in the Georgia Dome last week, but had to play every minute of that game hard. Baltimore were able to relax as they rolled over Miami. Both are 6-2 and looking good, but the Ravens finally have Ray Rice going - he picked up 180 yards of total offence last week as he and McGahee punished the Dolphins. The Falcons are an impressive home team, but the Ravens' defence is looking back to its dominant self with Ed Reed back in the secondary making plays.

Houston Texans (+1.5) over JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

These are two of the most Jekyll and Hyde teams in the NFL. Both at 4-4, Jacksonville has lost their games by a combined 99 points, while Houston are coming off the back of consecutive losses. Andre Johnson is playing hurt and his numbers are down on recent years, but Arian Foster leads the NFL in rushing and should give the offence enough. The Texans' problems defending the pass are well documented, but Garrard will provide an easier test than Peyton Manning and Phillip Rivers have in the last two games. A must win if either team wants to remain in the hotly contested AFC South race.


INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (-7) over Cincinnati Bengals

The Colts are 3-0 against the spread at home this year, whilst Cincinnati are 1-3 against it on the road. As long as Manning has Wayne out there, it does not seem to matter who else is running routes for him. The T.O. – Ocho Cinco show continues to disappoint for the Bengals, who were well beaten by the Steelers, before again putting up numbers in garbage time when the game was over. Carson Palmer is now five seasons removed from his career year and has had about 30 interceptions dropped this season. He is not good any more folks! Time for the Bengals' front office to start thinking about drafting a new QB, and they could be in a very good position to do so come April.

Tennessee Titans (-1.5) over MIAMI DOLPHINS

The Randy Moss Show rolls into Miami for the second time this year. He did not catch a single pass in week three in Miami, which turned out to be his last game in New England. He has had the benefit of Tennessee’s bye week to learn another system and needs to replace an injured Kenny Britt this week. Miami have been poor at home this year and Chad Henne has to play another tough defence this week after going against Pittsburgh in week six and Baltimore last week. The Titans have made a living getting great pressure from just the front four and I expect that trend to continue. Miami were able to keep Chris Johnson to a season low 3.6 yards a carry last year and will need to repeat that performance it they are to claim a first home win of the season.

CHICAGO BEARS (+1) over Minnesota Vikings

After the Packers beat Favre in Lambeau earlier this year, Chicago may now be the place where he is most loathed. The Vikings' players seem to have had enough of their coach, Brad Childress, now and his job is as precarious as their play-off chances. A loss here and Childress could be shown the door quicker than Barack Obama at a Tea Party convention. Chicago are 5-3 somehow. They have not played well since grinding out a Monday Night win against Green Bay in week three, but they seem to have sorted their offensive line problems out, while the Vikes defensive line has struggled mightily this year. I expect the Bears to pull another close win out.

BUFFALO BILLS (-3) over Detroit Lions

The Bills have lost their last three games by a total of nine points and, given their upcoming schedule, this could be their last chance to avoid 0-16. Detroit are going to have to start 3rd string QB, Drew Stanton, this week after Matthew Stafford suffered a suspected grade three separation of his right shoulder. If they do not invest in their offensive line soon, they could find Stafford’s promising career never takes off. Ryan Fitzpatrick continues to play well and might just make the Bills front office think twice before jumping on Stanford’s Andrew Luck in the draft.


New York Jets (-3) over CLEVELAND BROWNS

Cleveland came off their bye week swinging against New England and caught the Patriots uncharacteristically off guard in their blowout win. Now Mangini has another ex-employer in his sights, and seems to have gotten them at just the right time. The Jets have struggled in the past two weeks and only got the win in Detroit due to Ndamukong Suh having to take an extra point. Colt McCoy is making things happen in his first three starts with the Browns and owns wins over Drew Brees and Tom Brady. However, the Jets play much tougher defence than the Saints or Patriots, and I do not think Peyton Hillis is going to find anything like the success he did last week.

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS (-6.5) over Carolina Panthers

The Bucs came very to taking control of the NFC South last week and need a win to keep up with the Falcons now. Carolina are just a team in turmoil - if it wasn’t for the mess in Dallas, these guys would be getting much more coverage. They have flip-flopped all year between Matt Moore and rookie Jimmy Clausen at quarterback, with neither being even slightly impressive. They are very soft on defence and have now lost starting MLB Dan Connor. Rookie running back LeGarrette Blount has been impressive when he has been given the ball, and is challenging Cadillac Williams for the starting job. Tampa might not be the best team in the NFC as Head Coach Raheem Morris stated a few weeks ago, but with the young core in place, it will not be long before he is not the only one thinking they are.

Kansas City Chiefs (-1) over DENVER BRONCOS

Kansas threw away a promising start against Oakland and need to see more from QB Matt Cassel if they are to stay ahead of the surging Raiders and Chargers. Denver are coming off a bad performance in London two weeks ago and need to do something to turn around their struggling defence. Jamaal Charles and Thomas Jones will be licking their lips in anticipation of repeating Darren McFadden’s career day against this team, who are struggling for an identity on defence and seem to be suffering mightily from the pre-season loss of Elvis Dumervil and Robert Ayers.

St Louis Rams (+6) over SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

Troy Smith will keep the starting job after his highlight reel of a fourth quarter in London. The 2006 Heisman Trophy winner faces off against the 2008 winner, who is looking like he has been in the NFL for years. Both teams have had a bye week to get healthy and prepare for this one, and while the Rams are winless on the road in a long time, this could be their best chance of breaking that duck. Both teams need the win with the NFC West very much still up for grabs.

ARIZONA CARDINALS (-3) over Seattle Seahawks

Arizona conspired to throw away a 24-10 4th quarter lead against Minnesota last week. Injury to Matt Hasselbeck handed Charlie Whitehurst his first NFL start after five years in the league, which should have been a clue as to what to expect, because Whitehurst was just awful against the Giants last week. The injuries on Seattle’s defensive line will not help against an Arizona team who are at least decent at home and are still finding a way to get Larry Fitzgerald the ball, despite the mess at quarterback this season. Arizona have been scoring a lot of points on returns, which has covered some of the holes on offence, but that can not be relied upon, so it is a case of buyer beware if you are thinking of taking the Cards this week.

NEW YORK GIANTS (-13.5) over Dallas Cowboys

Well Wade Phillips has gone and Jason Garrett is promoted to Head Coach for at least the rest of the season. However, the problems in Dallas are much deeper than simply the head coach. The players, some with multiple Pro-Bowls to their names, gave up on this season a long time ago, and any prospective new Head Coach (Bill Cowher and John Gruden are the front runners) will need to take a long hard look and see if that is the type of character they want on their team. As for the Giants, they continue to impress on both sides of the ball. Their pass-rush is fearsome, while Ahmad Bradshaw and Hakeem Nicks continue to make live very easy for Eli Manning. The Giants are not making many mistakes or taking many penalties - both signs of a very well drilled and confident team. They still have home and away games against Philadelphia and Washington to come, so they are by no means sure of a division title, but they are certainly going to be hard to stop.


PITTSBURGH STEELERS (-5.5) over New England Patriots

New England need to fix their defence. And that is something that is rarely said about a Bill Belichick defence. They simply cannot get off the field and are 32nd in 3rd down stops. Meanwhile, the Steelers continue to look impressive with Roethlisberger back at the helm and play tough defence. Expect to see Troy Polamalu spending much more time around the line of scrimmage with the Patriots' lack of a legitimate deep threat. There will be big hits aplenty in this one - James Harrison and Brandon Meriweather have accounted for $120,000 in fines for crunching tackles during this season. The Patriots host Indianapolis next week and cannot afford to get caught looking ahead like they did last week.

Philadelphia Eagles (-3) over WASHINGTON REDSKINS

The Michael Vick experience is the most exciting show in the NFL today. If you have not seen his play this year, you absolutely must. In his previous incarnation at Atlanta, Vick was a run-first Quarterback with a habit of launching the ball pretty much anywhere, but his transformation into a pocket QB who can also run has been a successful one. You have to defend the pass first now, especially with the threats of Jackson and Maclin at WR. Last week, Vick led Philly to a close win over Indianapolis and looked like he could take off for 12 yards anytime he wanted. As for Washington, where to begin? After Shanahan mysteriously benched McNabb in the last two minutes against Detroit in favour of Rex Grossman, and then gave several different explanations afterwards, it is hard to know what to expect from the Redskins as they come off their bye week. McNabb has said that claims that he did not know the offence well enough are ridiculous, and apparently the air has been cleared between him and his coach, but we will see. In the reverse fixture, Washington came out on top, but they did not play well and knocked Vick out of the game. A healthy Vick should be too much for the Skins.

Last week: 8-4-1

Toby Durant

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Week 9 NFL Previews and Picks

BUFFALO BILLS (+3) over Chicago Bears

Buffalo are a better team than we think they are. Two over-time road losses in the last two weeks should give confidence to the winless Bills, whilst Chicago have been making opposing defences look great all year. Unless they have spent their bye week fixing the offensive-line problems, expect Cutler to be doing his best “deer in the middle of the M25” impression again.

San Diego Chargers (-3) over HOUSTON TEXANS

San Diego finally got a win after putting up big numbers. Their special team is still a shambles, but not as much as this Texans' defence. Houston ranks dead last in pass defence, while the Chargers are doing great things against run. But the numbers have not gone with San Diego this year. Approach with care, Houston need the win too.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+8) over ATLANTA FALCONS

JOSH FREEMAN JUST WINS FOOTBALL GAMES!!! But maybe not this one. Matt Ryan is 16-1 in the Georgia Dome during the regular season and Roddy White is playing MVP level football right now. With the Saints looking themselves again, both teams need a win here to keep a nose ahead. I think Freeman, another MVP candidate, should keep this one close, but Atlanta pulls it out.


MINNESOTA VIKINGS (-9) over Arizona Cardinals

This is a clear stay away game. Favre got banged up again in Foxboro, Harvin is hurt and Brad Childress seems to have gone mad after cutting Moss four weeks after trading a 3rd round pick for him. Arizona have been terrible on the road and have a lot of issues at quarterback themselves, but Minnesota’s defence has not been anything like it has in previous years. I’m very unsure about this pick.

New York Jets (-4) over DETROIT LIONS

Rex Ryan talks a good game, but he coached a bad one last week. You do not call a fake on 4th and 18 in a clear field-position game. Expect a big Jets bounce back here - they will pound the football all game with Greene and LT while taking away Calvin Johnson and getting after Stafford. Look for Detroit to try and take away the run and make Sanchez beat them, but I don't think they can do it. As talented as Suh is, I just cannot see Detroit hanging in on this one.

BALTIMORE RAVENS (-5) over Miami Dolphins

Baltimore have quietly won four of their last five, with the only loss coming in OT against New England. Miami have struggled to get Touchdowns recently, kicking 13 field goals in their last three games. Baltimore’s front 7 will swarm on the running game and make Henne put it up. And oh yeah, there’s a healthy Ed Reed back there.

New England Patriots (-4.5) over CLEVELAND BROWNS

I’m worried about this one. The Patriots have been getting the breaks and playing mistake free football on offence while the defence has been in bend but don’t break mode. Mangini will have had this game highlighted when the schedules were announced, and with the bye week to prepare for another match-up against his old master, the Browns could have a few tricks up their sleeve. Then again, any of McCoy, Delhomme or Wallace really doesn’t scare me.

New Orleans Saints (-6.5) over CAROLINA PANTHERS

The Saints are back. Drew Brees was in top form during the second half of the Halloween special vs Pittsburgh Sunday night, while the Panthers just stink. This line could be 14 and I would still take it. Carolina played them close in week 4 in the Superdome, but that was a different Saints team - this one looks like the defending Superbowl Champs.


New York Giants (-6.5) over SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

The Giants were rolling before their bye week, and are now rested up for a trip to noisy Qwest field. Seattle are a different team at home, so this is no sure thing. However, they are banged up again and the Giants have been playing good football on both sides of the ball. Hakeem Nicks is playing almost as well as Roddy White has recently.

Kansas City Chiefs (+3) over OAKLAND RAIDERS

Another tough one to call this week. Oakland have put up 92 points in their last 2 games while Kansas seem a little off. The Chiefs are 1st in rushing, last in passing so you know what their going to do - it just depends if Oakland can stop it. Darren McFadden is looking more and more like the 4th overall pick the Raiders spent on him in 2008 as he carves off 5.5 yards a carry.

Indianapolis Colts (+3) over PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

It does not matter who is on the end of his passes, Peyton Manning makes them look GOOD. The Eagles are better on defence than Houston, and Asante Samuel made his name on good performances against Manning, but the Colts will have too much here. Vick is starting, which makes this a must-watch game. However, expect the Eagles to be playing from behind for a lot of this game, and that opens things up for Freeney and Mathis to wreak havoc.

GREEN BAY PACKERS (-8) over Dallas Cowboys

Dallas are no longer an under-achieving good team. They are a bad team, and that is being nice. The problem is not just the absence of Tony Romo; if Garrard is launching touchdown passes to uncovered receivers, then you have got issues. Especially when you are going up to Lambeau to face a Green Bay team coming off the back of two massive wins. The Packers defence finally found its 2009 form in shutting out the Jets on Sunday.

Pittsburgh Steelers (-4.5) over CINCINNATI BENGALS

Carson Palmer is a bad quarterback and Pittsburgh eat bad QBs for breakfast. Do not let the stats fool you, Palmer isn’t the guy he used to be - his numbers have been put up when the game was already lost. The absence of Brett Keisel and Aaron Smith is clearly big for Pittsburgh, as seen by the inability to pressure Brees with the front three last week, but Cincy have very little about them this season.

Toby Durant

Monday, November 1, 2010

RANDY MOSS IS OUTTA HERE


Randy Moss was waived by the Vikings on Monday just weeks after Minnesota traded a third-round draft pick to the New England Patriots for the receiver.

Vikings players said Monday that coach Brad Childress told them that Moss "is no longer with us."
Linebacker Ben Leber told the Star Tribune that Childress didn't give the team a reason for Moss' ouster from Minnesota.
"No reason, really, [he] just wanted to give everybody a heads-up and say this is what's going on, and that's it," Leber told the newspaper. "He didn't really dive into any details, and just said that's what were going to go with."
Moss will be on waivers for the next 24 hours. The Patriots, who own the NFL's best record, would only have a chance to claim Moss if the NFL's other 31 teams pass. If Moss isn't claimed he will be free to sign with any team.
Moss' exit from Minnesota was first reported by the NFL Network.
Following the Vikings' 28-18 loss to the Patriots, the Vikings receiver announced that he would not be answering any more questions from the media for the rest of the season.
Damn I wonder if they are going to waive that check as well.

-AL

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Dating Disasters ...

Another award winning show bitches!  Great stuff today and great calls from Mike, Dianne and Doc even called in from the tailgating at the Carolina Panthers game. 


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Don't miss the special shout out, another Nipsey Russell tribute and our new NFL picks sponsor Over40Shingles.com!  It was a good time all around. 

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Drunken Adventures ...

I think this week was our best show yet.  The hour just flew by talking about drunken adventures.  Great calls from Micky-T, Evil Twin's Wife, Charlene, Mike, and Joker


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Next week we're gonna make some changes to the NFL picks segment of the show.  But, overall it was a great show this week. Thanks to everyone who listened live and hopefully lots of people in archives.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Football Saturday Week 4 (I Think)...

I'm just barely getting my picks in before the games start.  So no time to entertain you with my fun and HIGHlarious stories this week. But, you DO still get the disclaimer...

*Disclaimer: I don't know what I'm talking about and have never and will never present myself as any kind of authority on either gambling or the game of football.  So, if you are such a desperate fucking degenerate that you will use the picks of some random, probably intoxicated guy on the blogosphere, then you deserve all the terrible things that happen to you in life.  Enjoy living in your van down by the river and dining on the yummy soup served every evening at the Salvation Army loser.

My pick in bold:

Alabama -7 @ Arkansas ... All I want from the Hogs today is for us NOT to get embarrassed.  Is that really too much to ask? Probably.

South Carolina +3 @ Auburn ... I guess I've been convinced that the Cocks really are good.  *sigh*

Oregon -12 @ Arizona St. ... My honorary alma mater just can't seem to get over the hump.  And WHY is ASU my honorary alma mater, you ask?
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New Mexico +22 @ Kansas ... I've spent some time in Kansas.  Uh yeah, that's pretty much all I have to say about that place.

N.C. State + 7.5 @ Georgia Tech ... I guess that little slip up at Kansas was just some kind of crazy bad day for Tech.  We'll see.

Temple +13 @ Penn St. ... Penn St. is fine as long as they don't venture south of the Mason Dixon Line.

Oregon St. +16 @ Boise St. ... We're being sold a bill of goods on this game.  OSU isn't very good at all. They're only ranked to try to help ESPN/ABC market this game.


Okay, NFL picks ...

Cincy -3 @ Carolina ... This is a fucking gift.

Washington -4 @ St. Louis ... Vegas is handing out free money people!!

Oakland +4.5 @ Arizona ... Cardinals suck great big sweaty nasty balls.

Philly -2.4 @ Jacksonville ... We're all gonna be stinkin' rich after this week!

San Diego -5 @ Seattle ... Can I find another road favorite to cover? This is crazy.

I like San Diego's cheerleaders...
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There you go.  They all seem so easy to pick.  Now watch me lose 'em all. Enjoy the games anyway.

And don't forget to listen to "Drunken Adventures and Hangovers" on "I'm With Stupid" Sunday morning at 11 am eastern time!  

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Football Saturday Week 3...

So I went 5-2 last week on my college picks.  Oh okay, I'll give you the Michigan push and call it 4-2-1.  But, it should be pointed out that I read the wrong line on my super secret college odds site that I use and should have gotten either 3 or 3.5 on that game.  Whatever. Maybe I need to admit that I'm not young anymore and enlarge the freaking text? 

Anyway, that makes me 8-4-1 on the season.  I could pay the bills doing this.  Or blow it all at the strip club. It could go either way really.  Okay, you're right. I would blow my winnings at the strip club.  You guys know me so well.

What the hell, let's just get to the games, shall we?

*Disclaimer: I don't know what I'm talking about and have never and will never present myself as any kind of authority on either gambling or the game of football.  So, if you are such a desperate fucking degenerate that you will use the picks of some random, probably intoxicated guy on the blogosphere, then you deserve all the terrible things that happen to you in life.  Enjoy living in your van down by the river and dining on the yummy soup served every evening at the Salvation Army loser.

As usual, my pick in bold...

Arkansas +2 @ Georgia ... Georgia might suck.  It's kind of hard to tell.  The main reason I think they're pretty average is because they're ALWAYS pretty average.  But, no criticizing their coach St. Mark Richt allowed!  Anyway, I think we find out this weekend just what I'm fearing.  That the Arkansas defense is ever worse than people think it is.

Vandy +12 @ Ole Miss ... One of the basics in my fantasy football strategy has been to pick up pitchers who are stating against the Pittsburgh Pirates.  Especially if the Pirates are on the road.  I'm thinking that picking against Vandy, especially when they're on the road, might be the building blocks of my football betting strategy too. 

Sorry girls ...
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East Carolina +20 @ Va Tech ... I know that Va Tech has something to prove after how terrible they've been the first two week.  But, after ECU showed us that they can score tons and tons of points in the first two games, they might have something to prove as twenty point underdogs too.

Tulsa +6.5 @ Oklahoma St ... I don't really know of Okie St. is any good or not.  I've heard Stillwater is a fun place to party though.

Texas -3 @ Texas Tech ... Another part of my clever plan this season is to wait and see which team ESPN's guys are desperately trying to convince us will be better or more competitive than we think.  I know that team will stink.

Mississippi St +7.5 @ LSU ... Yeah, I'm going with LSU again.  What the hell.


Okay, that's enough college games.  Last week I really stunk up the NFL picks. I went 1-4.  But, I always do.  Cause the NFL is kinda boring. But, Imma try it again this week...

New Orleans -5 @ San Francisco ... WHO DAT???
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Houston -3 @ Washington ... I'm on the Texans bandwagon.  Way on it.

Chicago +7.5 @ Dallas ... *shrugs shoulders*

Philly -6 @ Detroit ... I picked up Mike Vick on my fantasy team.  I think I've talked myself into starting him even.  I know he's a scumbag, but this is fantasy football.  Character doesn't matter.

Okay, that's it gang.  Enjoy the games.  Or don't.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Koran Burning and Pigskins...

Show #2 was full of tech problems so we had to dump it and reschedule.  The second time worked! Here ya go..


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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Football Saturday Week 2 ...

When I went to the UofA the football stadium only held around 42,000 people.  It holds around 76,000 now.  It also didn't have lights. That meant that every game played in Fayetteville had to start at 1:30 to make sure it was over before it got dark. The problem with this was that we had to start drinking pretty early and then try to maintain our level of drunkeness all day and into the night if we wanted to hit all the parties after the game.

Well, that's what most people did. Since I never got invited to any of those parties, I got to get drunk for the game, then go back to the dorm, hit dinner in the cafeteria and then take a nap before spending most of the night hanging out downstairs with the other outcasts  playing pool and ping-pong.  I think the thing that bothers me most about this was that I never got any good at either of those games. 

Jesus, what a fucking loser I am was.  I mean, instead of going out with all the cool people and partying and getting laid and all that fun shit, I was hanging out with dudes even lamer than Peter, Michael and Samir playing pool and ping pong and I never got any good at those games.  Damn, this is the most depressing post I've ever written.

Anyway, I went 4-2 last week.  Only Northwestern and LSU let me down.  I'll give Northwestern a pass because, what the hell, they're Northwestern.  But, LSU was pretty freaking annoying.  Yeah, I know that we have relearn that you can never underestimate Les Miles enough every year.  So, I guess I've now been reminded of the fact that nobody can turn a huge lead and easy blowout into a damn near and probably should have, loss better than he can.  Thanks for the reminder asshole.

But, a .667 winning percentage is about the best you can ever hope for anyway.  So, I'll be philosophical about it and and not be greedy or anything like that.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand on to this week's games:

*Disclaimer: I don't know what I'm talking about and have never and will never present myself as any kind of authority on either gambling or the game of football.  So, if you are such a desperate fucking degenerate that you will use the picks of some random, probably intoxicated guy on the blogosphere, then you deserve all the terrible things that happen to you in life.  Enjoy living in your van down by the river and dining on the yummy soup served every evening at the Salvation Army loser.

As always, my pick in bold...

Georgia Tech -12 @ Kansas ... I knew Kansas was going to be bad, but never realized they would be OMG IT'S SO DISGUSTINGLY HIDEOUS I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT FOR A SECOND LONGER bad.  And that's bad.

Memphis +13 @ East Carolina ... I don't really know much about East Carolina. Other than they're located in the eastern part of one of the Carolinas.  And they at least have this going for them...
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Penn St. +12 @ Alabama ... Penn St has a true freshman starting at QB. I just saw Brent Musburger and others on ESPN tell me how this isn't just any freshman, this kid is special.  Yeah, just like you kept telling us how good Connecticut was last week? Pfffft .. Penn St. has no chance w/ a freshman QB on the road against Bama.

BYU -1 @ Air Force ... I'm riding the BYU train as far as it takes me baby.  I know I've made fun of BYU and Mormons in the past. But, they're suck nice Goddamn people that they keep winning and keep covering just for me!  I swear, I don't deserve their kindness.  Let's a have a party guys.  I'll bring the sodas if you order the pizza.  I know, lights out at 9 pm. 

Michigan +4 @ Notre Dame ... The dream dies early for the Irish.  But, I want you guys to know that this hurts me more than it hurts you.  Yeah, I didn't think you would believe that.

LSU -9.5 @ Vanderbilt ... What that? Was someone saying something about not trusting Les Miles? I HAVE A BAD SHORT TERM MEMORY PROBLEM.

Well, I was going to pick more than six games this week, but just can't find any more that I'm comfortable with.  Again, it seems obvious that Ohio State will pound Miami (Fla) into the dirt and cover the 8.5 points.  In fact, lets include that one .. Here I'll make it official

Miami (Fla) +8.5 @ Ohio St ... Yup, the Buckeyes are gonna stomp these guys. 


But wait! That's not all!  The NFL is back this week!!  So, how 'bout a few NFL picks.

Detroit +6 @ Chicago ... I don't know if Ndamukong Suh is the greatest defensive lineman in last 50 years or not.  But, if he will rip Jay Cutler's head off and drop kick it through the uprights he will have earned my undying love.  And a promise to never even be in the same state with such a scary guy.

Cleveland +3 @ Tampa Bay .. Holy shit, does this game really have to be played?  If you live in Tampa and don't have Direct TV the only thing you can hope for is that the game won't sell out and you won't have to watch the hideous Bucs play. Read a book, watch a movie, go to the beach do something people, don't punish yourself by watching this team play football.

Oh well, at least you have this going for you Tampa...
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San Francisco -3 @ Seattle ... If you lived in either of these cities would you really spend a Sunday afternoon inside watching football or would you be out enjoying the amazing scenery around the area?  Or possibly be in a strip club getting lap dances from hot Asian chicks? Seems like there are better options in those cities.

San Diego -4.5 @ Kansas City ... I had something clever and funny to say about this game, but I suddenly thought about KC BBQ and now I'm hungry.

Miami -3 @ Buffalo ... How pissed do you think the Bills are that they have to host the Dolphins opening weekend instead of late in December when it's -59 degrees and there's seventeen feet of snow on the ground?  A lot, I bet.


Okay, so that's it for my picks this week.  Enjoy the games kids.  Hope your favorite team wins.  Well, not yours but everyone else.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Show #2!!

Episode #2 is in the can!  It was our best show yet too.  You can listen to it here on on the Show Page

          
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The only thing I'm bummed about is that I forgot to do my Bee Gees joke.  Oh well, there's always next years Labor Day Telethon! 

Monday, August 23, 2010

Delegate Michael Vaughn Caught Lying About Fake NFL Career

Thanks to one of my secret operatives for this story.

Seems that Prince George's County Delegate Michael Vaughn got caught red-handed (what color are their hands now? - Great Muppet Caper).

You should read this article on Yahoo Sports. It's very interesting.

Vaughn pumped up his resume' with some claims that cannot be validated or are downright erroneous. He claims to have played for the Dallas Cowboys, a claim the Dallas Cowboys deny. Of course, the Dallas Cowboys may also deny that Drew Bledsoe ever played there, but that's another story.

Hint to anyone who plans on becoming a politician - don't lie. You will get caught. On the other hand, the halls of the Maryland General Assembly has been occupied by elected criminals for many years - not all of them, but some.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Random Thoughts On Nothing Important ....

First: Happy birthday to my sister Kell!  Hope you have a great one!

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Well I would like to thank the NFL and ESPN for ruining the NFL Draft.  The league decided to make the big money and ratings grab by moving the first round of the draft to Thursday night prime time.  Then rounds two through four (I think) on Friday night prime time and then the rest all day on Saturday.

Personally, I thought it sucked.

The NFL draft was quickly becoming one of the biggest sporting days of the year.  The noon Saturday time meant that fans were able to turn that first day of the draft into an opportunity to gather around and have a party while waiting for their team to make their picks.  But, the NFL decided to take that away.  I understand the money side of this, but there are some things you can’t put a price tag on.  And, those day long get-togethers by fans and the pure enjoyment of the draft is one of those things.  To me this is just another example of a sports league putting money in front of their fan’s enjoyment.

And then of course there was ESPN’s coverage.  They actually barely cover the draft.  After the first round they actually miss a lot of the picks and have to update everyone on the picks that they missed.  They spend most of their time on puff-pieces on certain players and letting Todd “I Hate Tim Tebow With Every Fiber Of My Being” McShay, John “I Have The Haircut Af A 12 Year Old” Gruden, Steve “Does Anyone Have Any Idea What The Fuck He’s Talking About” Young and Mel “The Angriest Man Alive” Kiper just scream and yell at each other over players that were drafted. 


Angry Mel Kiper:


I found it boring.

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Mom while watching Food Network: “Wouldn’t it be funny if it turned out nobody really likes arugula?  They just claim to like it because it’s ‘healthy’ and fashionable for the elitists?

Me: “Yeah, kind of like Faulkner.  Nobody like his drivel, they just read him because they have to and claim to love it because they think it makes them look smart.”

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Speaking of the NFL Draft.  Tim Tebow was taken late in the first round by the Denver Broncos.  Now, unlike many people, I’m not a Tebow hater.  I have no problem with him and think that a lot of the hate is unfair.  My problem isn’t with Tebow, it’s with the members of the sports media and their idolizing of Tebow and their over the top declarations of Tebow as the greatest human being ever.

I do have doubts about Tebow ever being an elite NFL quarterback though.  But, we’ll see.  Three years from now this will either be a brilliant draft pick or the entire Broncos coaching staff will be gone.  That’s the way the NFL works.  The bottom line is how much you invest in a player and if that doesn’t pay off, then somebody has to pay with their job.

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I posted on my Twitter the other day that I had finally made a decision on who to vote for in the senate primary coming up here in Arkansas. 

Nobody.

I just don’t really like anyone running and don’t have any confidence that any of them will be a good senator.  Especially our sitting senator Blanche Lincoln. 

So, since there are no local issues or other races that look interesting, I think I’ll just pass on the primaries.  Then I will decide this fall on who to vote for (should it be “whom?”) in the senate race.  All other races are no contest.  In fact, I’m not even sure that the republicans are going to put up an opponent for Governor Mike Beebe or the other constitutional offices in the fall.

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Speaking of the NFL again.  I saw this week that the NFL has decided that they will no longer defer to Major League Baseball and the World Series.  The NFL will play a Sunday night game opposite the World Series this year for the first time.   This, along with moving the draft to prime time opposite the NBA playoffs is part of the NFL’s taking advantage of it’s dominate position among the major sports leagues in the US.

I’m totally fine with this.  I will probably be watching the NFL game on that night rather than the World Series anyway.  But, I do kind of agree with Dallas Mavericks’ owner Mark Cuban when he said that this is a pretty arrogant move by the NFL and at some point that kind of behavior will come back to bite them on the butt.  That’s probably ture.

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And speaking of baseball, I think I hate fantasy baseball.  It seems to work pretty much like fantasy football.  And by that I mean that my opponent’s players are guaranteed to have a monster week the week they play me. 

Currently I’m 1-2 on the season and I have no idea how I won the one game.  I’m not sure that I’m going to win another one.  I think I might hate fantasy baseball.