Egypt Votes Freely for First Time in Half-Century

Egypt Votes Freely for First Time in Half-CenturyMillions of Egyptians voted freely on Saturday for the first time in more than half a century, joyfully waiting for hours to cast their ballots on a package of constitutional changes eliminating much-hated restrictions on political rights and civil liberties. Preliminary results will be announced Sunday.

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Reactions to Hosni Mubarak ...

Egypt’s President Hosni Mubarak gave a speech today where many in the American media thought he would announce his retirement but instead essentially said "Je suis l'état. L'état c'est moi."

Here are some reactions to his speech:

Sarah Palin can’t believe how delusional Mubarak is.

Brett Favre thinks Mubarak needs to learn when to give it up.

John Kerry can’t believe what a boring speaker Mubarak is.

George W Bush can’t believe how stubborn Mubarak is.

Vladimir Putin can’t believe Mubarak won’t give up power.

Napoleon says Mubarak needs to accept when he’s not wanted.

Rasputin can’t believe how scrappy Mubarak is.

Joseph Stalin thinks Mubarak is being a little rough on people who disagree with him.

Pol Pot thinks Mubarak is a pussy.

Donald Trump thinks Mubarak is full of himself.

Jay Leno made some un-funny, unoriginal joke about Mubarak and de-Nile

Benito Mussolini warned Mubarak to just leave the mistress when trying to escape.

And Glenn Beck simply compared Mubarak to Hitler, like he does everybody.

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In other news last night was another HI-larious episode of “I'm With Stupid!” Matt-Man and I blew the lid off this whole Valentine's Day thing. The 30 minute format kinda sucks cause we're just getting rolling when it's suddenly over, but it's still lots of hijinks and jocularity. And, we'd like to thank Dana for hanging out with us and, of course, Mike for calling in for the after show!

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I should probably leave this to people with talent like Israel Carrasco, but I thought I'd try a few monologue jokes today...

A Florida school district is considering returning a $20,000 donation because the man who donated the money is a strip club owner. Officials found out the donor owned a strip club when the donation came in four suitcases full of one dollar bills.

Washington University at Saint Louis had to drop Bristol Palin as a speaker on a panel discussion that was set to be part of “Sexual Responsibility Week.” Maybe if they have a “Sexual Irresponsibility Week” sometime she could appear at that one.

President Obama and Sec. of State Clinton have called for an “orderly transition of power” in Egypt. Much like the one the U.S. will have in Jan of 2013.

There was some question over the weekend whether or not President Obama was really willing to let Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak fall. But, then Obama showed how serious he was when he de-friended Mubarak on Facebook.

Last week NASCAR announced a new scoring system. They said it was mainly to make things easier on their fans, who tend to struggle with basic math skills.

Tiger Wood's struggled in the first PGA tournament of the season this weekend. After the tournament he said he needed to find a Perkin's Family Restaurant NOW!

Friends of Charlie Sheen say that his biggest problem is that he needs to quit hanging out with other drug addicts and porn stars. So, he went into rehab.

Miley Cyrus was named “Worst Influence on Kids” by readers of AOL's Just So You Know. The cast of Jersey Shore say they're embarrassed to lose to Miley and vow to do more to be a worse influence on your kids next year.

A BBC reporter was roughed up by Egyptian police over the weekend. He got bandaged up and was back on the street reporting in a matter of minutes. Jay Cutler was amazed.

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Ever wondered what Mike (and Mrs. Mike) sounds like? Well, wonder no more cause he called into “I'm With Stupid” last week, and even though some people think the show is “crap” we had a good time with him as always...