Biggest Celebrity Custody Cases

Biggest Celebrity Custody CasesWorst celeb custody cases. The custody battle between Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Denise Richards is heating up over visiting rights with their two daughters. When the fairytale romance is over, let the custody battle for the children begin. See which couples have battled it out in the courtroom, and in the press, over their children.
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Kate Winslet Reveals Her Killer Curves

 Kate Winslet Reveals Her Killer CurvesKate Winslet reveals her killer curves in a sheer dress... but what a shame about the powdery face

Her stunning outfit and killer curves certainly ensured she stole the spotlight from her younger co-star.

Kate Winslet walked the red carpet at the premiere of her new mini-series in New York last night in a form-fitting Stella McCartney dress with polka

Charlie Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller leaves sober house

Charlie Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller leaves sober houseCharlie Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller leaves sober house to take twins to Kathy Hilton's birthday lunchCharlie Sheen's ex-wife Brooke Mueller took some time out from her sober living facility to attend Kathy Hilton's birthday lunch today.The 32-year-old was accompanied by her adventurous twin sons Bob and Max, two, who wore matching Burberry shorts

Shakira and Pique finally caught kissing

Shakira and Pique finally caught kissing Colombian singer Shakira and Spanish soccer star Gerard Pique were photographed kissing, putting an end to months of speculation about the now-confirmed relationship between the two.Until the publication of the already legendary kiss in gossip magazine "Caras," the two had not been caught doing more than holding hands.Photographers have been chasing the

How 'Bout Some More Hey-OOOOOO's ...

Well kids, it's that time again! Time for some more monologue jokes which are more like Weekend Update on SNL type jokes. Or they seem so to me. BTW, did you guys watch Zach Gagalifanakis hosting SNL last week? Oh man, what a freaking snoozer that show was. I mean yeah, SNL has sucked for years, but good grief. That was the worst ever. Miley's hosting a week earlier was wayyyyyyyy better. Not even close.

Anyway, here is this week's installment of monologue jokes. As usual, the player won't show up in Google Reader, but there will be a player that does show up at the bottom of the post.

Hey-OOOOOOOOOOO!

And, for the audio impaired I will, as usual, type them out for you cause I'm a great guy like that.

1. Daylight Saving Time began this weekend which means that people in most parts of the US turned their clocks ahead one hour. Unless you're a republican in congress. In that case you already turned your clocks back 50 years.

2. Bob Dylan will be allowed to play concerts in China despite some worries that the Chinese govt wouldn't let him because of his anti-establishment songs. A spokesperson for the Chinese govt said “Nobody can understand a word he says anyway, so whatever.”

3. Japanese govt confirmed that one of their nuclear reactors experienced a meltdown over the weekend. The reactor in question this the Charlie Sheen 1 reactor.

4. I had a pizza joke I was going to do, but it's just too cheesy.

5. The White House forced State Department spokesperson P.J. Crowley to resign after he heavily criticized the government's treatment of Bradley Manning. President Obama said that there just isn't any place in government for someone THAT honest.

6. Charlie Sheen says that he has a “Tweet Master” who checks all of his tweets before they're posted. This is probably a good idea because otherwise people might start thinking that Sheen is crazy.

7. Mel Gibson was charged with misdemeanor battery last week. Gibson says that while disappointed, there are both positive and negative sides to this.

8. A study in Arizona found that 72% of shopping carts tested positive for fecal matter. A spokesman for Taco Bell angrily denied any responsibility and went on to say that the study was full of crap.

9. And finally, Sarah Palin said last week that the unions in Wisconsin needed to “tone down their violent rhetoric.” She then warned that if they don't, she'll have to target them and tell her followers to “take them out.”

So there ya go. Another week of non-stop hilarity!

Drive carefully everyone. Remember to tip your waitress.

Sacked star Charlie Sheen sues sitcom makers

Sacked star Charlie Sheen sues sitcom makersActor Charlie Sheen has filed a $100m (£62m) legal action against the makers of Two and a Half Men after being fired from the US sitcom.In court papers filed on Thursday, Sheen claims producer Chuck Lorre spent years "harassing and disparaging" him.Mr Lorre, the action alleges, "believes himself so wealthy and powerful that he can unilaterally decide to

Charlie Sheen launches his own cookery show

Charlie Sheen launches his own cookery showHe's currently unemployed after being fired from Two And A Half Men on Monday, but it looks like Charlie Sheen may have found a new vocation.Taking his media blitz one step further, the father-of-five has hosted a spoof cookery show for the FunnyOrDie.com website.Playing up to his new 'winning' catchphrase, the troubled actor wears a tiger-patterned

Inside Mariah Carey's lavish baby shower

Inside Mariah Carey's lavish baby showerMariah Carey isn't really one for subtly, so it's no surprise her baby shower was a lavish over-the-top affair.The 41-year-old star, who is currently expecting twins with Nick Cannon, 31, has released photographs from the celebration, which was held at the Montage Beverly Hills Hotel on Sunday.The singer, who wore a Roberto Cavalli dress for the occasion,

He's Charlie Sheen, and You are Not

    He's Charlie Sheen, and You are NotSay what you will about Charlie Sheen — that he is a raving lunatic, an egomaniac, a train wreck, an anti-Semite, a drug-addled cautionary tale — he has also actually made some sense this past week by offering up a reasonably astute analysis of the relationship between the public and its celebrities. In fact, Sheen seems to have decided to liberate

Aguilera Hit Stolen From Moon People

Aguilera Hit Stolen From Moon PeopleIf Christina Aguilera's hit "Ain't No Other Man" sounds like a classic, that's because its infectious beat comes from a 43-year-old song -- and a new lawsuit claims Sony Music hasn't paid the rightful owner for the sample.Take a listen ... Christina's song clearly samples from a 1968 latin soul tune called "Hippy Skippy Moon Strut" (aka "I'll Be a Lucky Man) by

Lindsay Lohan Necklace Surveillance Video Sold

Lindsay Lohan Necklace Surveillance Video SoldKamofie & Co., the "victim" in the alleged Lindsay Lohan jewelry store scandal just cashed in on a very important tape.The store reportedly just sold the surveillance tape of Lindsay to Entertainment Tonight for $35,000!"The tape was sold in the U.S. and abroad," a source told Radaronline. "The jewelry store wanted a bidding war to maximize profits.

We are All Charlie Sheen This Week ...

So, first of all check this baby out!

Yeah, if you're on Twitter or Facebook you've already seen it, but I got a new laptop. It's an early birthday present from mom! How freaking cool is that?

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On Wednesday afternoon I got a message from someone asking if Mat-Man and I were going to talk about Charlie Sheen on this week's episode of “I'm With Stupid.” My response was “There's no way we can have a show named 'I'm With Stupid' and NOT talk Charlie Sheen.”

But, we're not just talking The Sheenster! Oh no, Matt-Man and I are gonna talk about our all of our favorite celebrity train wrecks. Why? Because we love them all!

We'll have live remotes from the Betty Ford Clinic AND from Charlie Sheen's house! All that plus your phone calls on Thursday at 11 pm EST! We hope you join us.

Charlie Sheen Proves That Funny Wins ....

So drunk, woman-abusing, 9/11 truther Charlie Sheen FINALLY went far enough over the deep end and CBS has pulled the plug on “Two and a Half Men.” Apparently he got all liquored up and went on his fellow 9/11 truther Alex Jones' show and went on a wild and bizarre rant. Even by Charlie Sheen standards.

Wow. Nobody saw this coming.

What really amazes me is how long Sheen was able to hang on. I guess when your show is getting great ratings and the money is flowing in, you can be the biggest drug-addled piece of crap ever and stay employed. Oh wait. We already knew that from watching Rush Limbaugh! Bada Bing!

What I find most amazing is how we as a society choose to treat people like Sheen. If an athlete had been in and out of rehab and had all the problems Sheen had, most of the people who still watch “Two and a Half Men” would be screaming about what an outrage it is that he's still getting paid so much money. But, with Sheens it's all “Well, he's had some problems, but his show is funny.”

Of course Lindsay Lohan doesn't get this kind of of pass at all. Even when she dresses like this for court...

It's because Lindsay isn't funny. Trust me on this. I've talk to her enough times that I know she isn't funny. She has practically no sense of humor at all. Even the most obvious jokes go right over her head. It's sad really. It's unfortunate when someone is as hot as Lindsay is doesn't have a sense of humor. Because that lack of sense of humor ruins the hotness.

You know another person who gets away with all kinds of antics because he's funny? Charles Barkley. Just recently when talking about what to get his girl for Valentine's Day, Barkley got off this gem:

“I don't need to get my girl a watch. There's a clock right above the stove.”

Now that's funny!

See, if you're funny you can have a gambling problem, get arrested with a hooker, throw someone through a plate glass window and do all kinds of other stuff and nobody will mind. 

Which, now that I think about it, is totally fair.

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Speaking of funny, last night's “I'm With Stupid” was a laugh riot! Matt-Man and I RAGED about the teachers in Wisconsin and Harry Reid's push to close the brothels in Nevada and the 9,342 different ways to spell Gaddafi's name. We had live remotes from Dick Burns in Madison, WI and Guy reported from the latest hotbed of anger, Christmas Island.

And we took phone calls last night! Oh yes we did! We got a call from the uber-hot Ohio Puerto Rican Jetsy! My wonderful and gorgeous friend Sweet Pea and a Weirdo! And … AAAAAAAAANNNDD …. We got our first troll caller ever! How sweet is that?

Anyway, it was a full 42 minutes of jocularity and good old-fashioned family fun for all. Give it a listen if you get a chance. We appreciate your support

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Charlie Sheen rant targets Chuck Lorre

Charlie Sheen rant targets Chuck LorreCharlie Sheen rant targets Chuck LorreCharlie Sheen let loose on "Two and a Half Men" co-creator Chuck Lorre earlier in the week, telling radioSheen didn't respond well to the decision to halt production for the season on "Two and a Half Men." In a letter posted on TMZ, Sheen had more harsh words and vitriol for Lorre.Sheen writes, "What does this say about

It's a Party in the U.S.A!!!

Coming up Friday night on "I'm With Stupid" at 11 pm EST we're helping Miley Cyrus celebrate her birthday, checking in with Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson and firing the first shots in the War on Christmas baby!  We would love it if you join us.

Also, check this out, Miley did a promo for us!!!



Can you believe how sweet she is??

Anyway, don't forget to join us or, if you can't, be sure to listen in archives. 

Charlie Sheen

Has anyone even seen Two and a Half Men recently? Poor old Charlie's starting to look his age.