People Think They Know Me ...

So one of the apps on Facebook is this thing where you answer questions about people on your friend's list. Then that person gets a notice that someone has answered a question about them. But, when you get that notice and click on it, you find that you need to earn so many points or coins or whatever to find out who it was that answered the questions.

It does give you the questions and the answers, just not who answered them. So, the other day someone answered a question about me and I clicked the link and then looked at all the questions people have answered about me. Then I decided to list them here. I've changed the way the questions were worded to make it easier. Next to the question is the answer and then my comment in italics.

Do you think Jay....

Would key a car in revenge: Y … No way would I do this.

Has ever told a lie: N … We've all told lies.

Is religious: N … Organized religion? No thanks.

Likes chick flicks: No … For the most part, this is true.

Would let you cheat off of his paper: Yes … Actually, I probably would

Has ever smoked: Yes … A loooong time ago.

Like blue eyes: Yes … Of course.

Is a freak: No … Oh quit being nice.

Grinds his teeth while sleeping: No … Not to my knowledge.

Likes British accents: Yes … Oh so sexy!

Has kissed a girl: Yes … And I didn't even have to pay!

Has a nice body: Yes … Afraid I'll find out who answered this one?

Has a nice butt: Yes … Same as above.

Is cute: Yes … Aww .. People are so sweet.

Is dumber than Brittany Spears: No … Very few people are.

Has a cute profile pic: Yes … Again, people are just too nice

Should do laundry more often: Yes … Finally, some honesty

Has showered today: Yes … Odds are this is true.

Has kissed a guy: No … Well there was the stripper in OKC who had allegedly had a sex change.

Would make a good spouse: Yes … I agree. I probably would.

Would go bungee jumping: Yes … No fucking way.

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In other news, this week on “I'm With Stupid” Matt-Man and I will be celebrating Festivus! So, make out a list of grievances and call us up and let it all out! You'll feel much better. Hell, even if you grievance is against us, give us a call. That's what Festivus is all about.

Matt and I have both made a list of people, place and things that have been getting on our nerves also. So, we'll share those with ya and have a whole lot more! We might talk a little about BTR's new free show policy that is about to kick us in the ass too.

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