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Before I get into today's recycled material, I have a major announcement to make.

"I'm With Stupid" is on the move again.  We can now be heard on THURSDAY nights at 11 pm EST.  We thank everyone who keeps moving around with us.  Hopefully we'll find a day and time slot that works and stick with it someday.

And now, on with today's post!

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So here’s the God’s honest truth.  I’m not that clever.  I don’t think I have enough good material for both this blog and the radio show.  Of course, I’m stretching the definition of “good” a bit, but go along with me here people. 

Also, it’s entirely possible that someone will be doing a Google search for “Natalie Portman Lesbian Scene” or “Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Lesbian Scene” and happen upon this blog, listen to the interview, be entertained and start listening to the show.  Okay, it’s a stretch, but I thought I’d try.

If you listened to the show and have already heard this tripe brilliant and hilarious stuff, you have three options:  1) Ignore this blog post and move onto something more interesting, 2) Tell me that you already heard this and that you would prefer it if I did something original, or 3) Comment anyway and pretend that you enjoyed it. 

Two of those three will hurt my very fragile feelings and then I will have to take it out on the little old lady who lives upstairs which will result in her sitting on the steps crying her eyes out.  So think before you choose!



Anyway, I thought I would post my Top Ten Wikileaks discoveries that I did on last week’s half show.


Top Ten things revealed in the latest WikiLeaks documents…

10. The Champs Elysees really is tree-lined so that the German Army could march in the shade.

9. When told that Prince William had proposed to Kate Middleton, the prince’s grandfather, Prince Phillip declared “Well, that’s a relief. I was afraid the kid was a poofter.”

8. French President Nicolas Sarkozy likes to unwind in the evening by drinking a 40 oz Steele Reserve beer.

7. Italian President Silvio Berlesconi has a disturbing obsession with Miley Cyrus and celebrated her birthday by playing and dancing to “Party in the U.S.A.” over and over again.

6. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu loves pulled pork BBQ.

5. While President Obama is only “half black” because he has a white mother, his staff likes to joke that he’s “black where it counts” which they discovered when the first lady put Magnum condoms on the shopping list.

4. Whenever Sec. of State Hillary Clinton walks into a room, they play “My Humps” by Fergie.

3. Burkina Faso President Blaise Compaore prefers white women. And loves to scream “Where da white women at” to his staff.

2. Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin thinks that college football’s BCS system is “complete bullshit.”

1. Afghan President Hamid Karzai defriended former Vice President Dick Cheney on Facebook because he was sick and tired of all the “God Damn Farmville Requests!”


After I thought about it for a few minutes, I decided that if I’m going to do this, I might as well post the audio of my “interview” with Natalie Portman too.  What the hell right?  It’s about 3 minutes…