Showing posts with label Midterm Elections. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Midterm Elections. Show all posts

Friday, November 5, 2010

Down With The Nanny State ...

Hola bitches!  Matt-Man and I have got a big show planned for you this week on "I'm With Stupid!" 

First we'll cover the fallout from the election.  Specifically the devastating day that each person who was endorsed by "I'm With Stupid" had.  Everyone we endorsed lost.  But, we're not giving up or giving in!  Our love for Sharon Angle, Christine O'Donnell and Carl Paladino will never fade. 

Also, we have partnered with soon to be EX-senator Blanche Lincoln in a new venture.  I will be fun for the whole family.

And then ...

Are you tired of do-gooders and moralists trying to tell you how to live your own life?  People trying to protect you from yourself by telling you "don't eat that" or "don't smoke" or "don't drink so much" or "don't watch that movie cause it's dirty" etc?  Yeah, us too and this week we're taking a stand against the Nanny State.  It's time for these control freaks to take a hike.  Or have a drink, put some money on a football game and have deviant sex. 
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So, tune in at 11 pm Eastern TONIGHT to "I'm With Stupid" for non stop fun and games.  And, you can even call in if you've got something on your mind.  Hell, you can even call in and support the Nanny State if ya want.  Our call in number is 661.244.9852

Be there or .. or ... uh ... Be there or I'll cry at your total insensitivity to my feelings and all that stuff.  You know how sensitive I am and if you don't listen I'll just assume that you don't love me.  And that just hurts.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Let's Get Wet!

After more than 70 years of oppression at the hands of the Nanny Staters and Moralists (basically the same thing) a majority of the residents of Boone County, Arkansas have voted to repeal the ban on the sale of intoxicating liquors within our borders.  The final vote tally was 7,582 who voted “Yes” and 6,756 who voted “No.” 

Pretty soon this is what my town will look like ..
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Which will undoubtedly lead to this…
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And this (at least I hope so)…
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I’m very, VERY surprised that the “Wets” won this time.  But, apparently a lot of people took the Tea Party’s call to tell government to stop telling us how to live our lives, and to get out of the way of the community’s ability to grow and expand small business and applied it at the polls. 

How fucking great is that?

Hell, we didn’t just overturn the prohibition on the sale and manufacture of alcohol folks.  Oh hell no.  We overturned the whole damn city government.  Our incumbent mayor finished third in a three-way race and is done after only one term.  And, five of the six members of the city council who were up for reelection were defeated and the sixth finished second in a four-way race and will be in a runoff with Rock ‘n Roll star Johnny Savage!

Looks like we REALLY were ready to clean house and have a fresh start in these parts.  And, I totally approve.  This town desperately needed new blood and it looks like that’s what we’re going to get. 

And we’re gonna have a drink too.



Oh, and you know what else might suddenly appear?
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Oh yeah baby!  

In fact, I’m thinking now is the perfect time for me to open my own club.  What do you guys think?  Yeah, I think it would be really cool too. 

So, ladies …. Send me your resumes!!!