Let's Get Wet!

After more than 70 years of oppression at the hands of the Nanny Staters and Moralists (basically the same thing) a majority of the residents of Boone County, Arkansas have voted to repeal the ban on the sale of intoxicating liquors within our borders.  The final vote tally was 7,582 who voted “Yes” and 6,756 who voted “No.” 

Pretty soon this is what my town will look like ..


Which will undoubtedly lead to this…


And this (at least I hope so)…



I’m very, VERY surprised that the “Wets” won this time.  But, apparently a lot of people took the Tea Party’s call to tell government to stop telling us how to live our lives, and to get out of the way of the community’s ability to grow and expand small business and applied it at the polls. 

How fucking great is that?

Hell, we didn’t just overturn the prohibition on the sale and manufacture of alcohol folks.  Oh hell no.  We overturned the whole damn city government.  Our incumbent mayor finished third in a three-way race and is done after only one term.  And, five of the six members of the city council who were up for reelection were defeated and the sixth finished second in a four-way race and will be in a runoff with Rock ‘n Roll star Johnny Savage!

Looks like we REALLY were ready to clean house and have a fresh start in these parts.  And, I totally approve.  This town desperately needed new blood and it looks like that’s what we’re going to get. 

And we’re gonna have a drink too.



Oh, and you know what else might suddenly appear?


Oh yeah baby!  

In fact, I’m thinking now is the perfect time for me to open my own club.  What do you guys think?  Yeah, I think it would be really cool too. 

So, ladies …. Send me your resumes!!!