Gisele Bundchen Weds Cyborg - Shows Off Ass-ets

Brazilian Supermodel Gisele Bundchen has apparently gone and married "The Cyborg From The Future Sent Here To KILL US ALL!!!" aka Tom Brady, quarterback for the NFL's New England Cheaters... er... Patriots. My point is the man is a robot. Not really a man at all... an empty vessel, a husk, a shell if you will, filled only with an enormous ego and various spare motorcycle parts and rotting orange peels. I say this not only because he has gone and wed arguably the most beautiful woman alive - thus putting a severe dent in my very rich fantasy life, but also because he plays the the world's greatest sport, football of course, with all of the passion of an overcooked zucchini muffin. Ah, but Gisele is here to make everything better by putting her AWESOME toolbox of assets out there on full and glorious display. Starting with those bare buns. It sure must've been drafty in those shorts - but she was willing to make the sacrifice to ensure our happiness. The least we can do is look right? Right? Well, I'm sure gonna at least - enjoy the pics here at Celeb Girlz For Charity.