WEEKEND WRAP UP FAST FIVE FLIES TO FIRST, OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD, FLAVAR FLAV GETS BUSTED, THESE ARE TWO DUMB CRIMINALS

Fast Five goes to number one with over $80 million at the box office. You know what this means, it will now be a number six  Fast and Furious movie. Here are the rest of the totals:


Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
Apr 29 - May 1 weekend


1 - Fast Five N/A $86,198,765 TOTAL: $86,198,765 1
2 1 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $14,787,836 TOTAL: $104,014,851
3 2 Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate, The Tyler Perry Company $9,860,929 TOTAL: $40,891,043
4 3 Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $9,342,413 TOTAL: $32,480,214
5 - Prom Walt Disney Pictures $4,712,638 TOTAL: $4,712,638
6 - Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil The Weinstein Company $4,108,630 TOTAL: $4,108,630
7 7 Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $3,367,867 TOTAL: $33,843,019
8 9 Insidious FilmDistrict $2,689,676 TOTAL: $48,309,912
9 4 Hop Universal Pictures $2,683,720 TOTAL: $105,403,285
10 10 Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $2,509,824 TOTAL: $48,887,188

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As you all have heard by now unless you are my mom, Osama Bin Laden is dead, (by the way my mom thought it was one of our neighbors). The hunt for Osama bin Laden that went on for almost a decade led to a final mission that was completed in a matter of minutes. But how? The mission utilized specialized troops, heavy government coordination and extreme precision.

Flavor Flav is pictured here in a mugshot after he was arrested this past weekend for a bunch of unpaid parking tickets in Las Vegas.  In addition to his legal woes, his fried chicken restaurant just closed down last month.flav just can't keep a good streak going.

A 31-Year old deaf and mute man out trying to have a good time with friends, was attacked by a gang member who mistook their sign language for gang signs.

Alfred Stewart was celebrating his birthday along with close friends, whom are all deaf, at Ocean's Eleven Sports Lounge and Grill in Hallandale Beach, Florida.
Police say that's when 45-yea old Barbara Lee became heated when she thought they were throwing up gang signs, so she starts throwing them back
Lee then went outside, but soon came back with 19-year-old Marco Ibanez.

According to police Ibanez pulled out a knife and both he and Lee attacked the group, leaving Stewart with 2 stab wounds to the torso and one to the back. One of Stawarts's friends also suffered stab wounds, and a bouncer who tried to help them was hit in the head with a bottle
These two have to be the dumbest two criminals on the planet.

DO PEOPLE WANT TO WORK AT MCDONALDS THAT BAD, RAW VIDEO OF HIT AND RUN

Yesterday (April 19) was National Hiring Day for McDonald's. The goal was to hire 50,000 people in a day.

Sounds like a great thing right? It would have been if not for a couple of hood heathens fighting in Cleveland, Ohio. The end result was one of the participants of the fight, got in her car and backed over several people.
Wow is getting a free Big Mac worth all that.

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LEBRON JAMES MAMA DON'T PLAY THAT, SLAPS VALET

TMZ has obtained security footage showing LeBron James' mother slapping a parking valet at a hotel in Miami Beach last week ... but the video shows Gloria James may NOT have made the first move.

During the encounter ... Gloria walks up to the valet, Rockfeller Sorel, and gets in his face over the parking situation. As Gloria verbally unloads, Rockfeller takes an advancing step towards Gloria and bumps her.
Gloria quickly recovers and unleashes the slap heard 'round the world with her left hand -- and then swings her purse at the guy's head with her right hand.
Sorel, clearly upset, takes several aggressive steps towards Gloria ... who then slips and falls while retreating.
Gloria gets off the ground and tries to go after the valet -- but several bystanders get in between the two and break it up.
Gloria was eventually arrested for battery and public intoxication -- and then, according to police, she started talking trash to one of the officers.
Don't mess with miss James

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8 YEAR OLD PEPPER SPRAYED

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This is funny and sad at the same time I mean if cannot control an 8 year old you need your ass whipped for being an adult.

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GRANDMA SHOOTS MAN FOR NOT GETTING ANY SMOOCHES

A Marion County man said he was just being neighborly when he befriended an elderly next door neighbor. However, he said the 92-year-old woman wanted much more from him.

Dwight Bettner said when he wouldn't give Helen Staudinger a kiss, she opened fire.
Staudinger wanted a kiss and when she didn't get one from 53-year-old Bettner on Monday afternoon, deputies say she got angry.
"There's three holes in the wall and one in the window and of course, one in my car," Bettner said.
Bettner said his home was hit with a barrage of bullets, shortly after he finished a conversation with his elderly next door neighbor.
"So she started to leave and then she said, 'I'm not leaving without a kiss.' And I said, "I have a girlfriend you're not getting a kiss,'" said Bettner.
When Staudinger opened fire, Bettner was standing on the opposite side of the window where the bullet hit.
"When the bullet came through the window here, it hit right here," he said.
When Marion County deputies went next door to Bettner's home near Fort McCoy, Staudinger told them she didn't remember where she put the weapon. But, deputies found a semi-automatic on an end table.
In court Tuesday morning, she asked a judge to release her from jail.
"She's pretty much raised hell for quite a while, but I never thought she would start shooting at me," said Bettner.
Staudinger was charged with shooting into an occupied dwelling and aggravated assault.
She has a bond set at $15,000, and her daughter is expected to bond her out.
Next she will probably get an uzi.

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TRESPASSER CALLS 911 ON HIMSELF AFTER HE BREAKS INTO A HOME AND THE OWNER SHOWS UP

Alleged home-intruder calls for help after breaking into a house in Oregon. I don't want to say this guy is an idiot but you know what this guy is a fucking idiot.

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HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER CONVICTED OF PROSTITUTION

When school teacher Solona Islam got caught in a financial bind she turned to the world's oldest profession, hoping it could bail her out. Instead she lost her dream job as a teacher and needed to be bailed out of jail after being arrested for prostitution.

"I was scared more than anything else because I was thinking of my son. If I do go to jail, what am I supposed to do?" she said.
According to Islam she went on a date through an escort service. When she was offered more money to have sex, she said yes. The guy turned out to be an undercover cop.
She says credit card debt and the cost of caring for her 18-month old son caused her to make a bad decision.
"I can't even describe what I've been thinking the whole week, just pure pain," she says.
Islam was an algebra teacher at McClellan High School, the same school she had graduated from as valedictorian.
She pleaded guilty to the prostitution charge and paid the $640 fine, then waited to hear what school official would say when they found out. She also felt like she let her students down. adding, "I just love everything about my job, and love my students more than anything else in the world
I wonder if she gave a student discount.

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BOUNCER BEATS UP GUY AND STEALS HIS MONEY

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World of advice, if you are going to do dirt, make sure there is no cameras around. Idiot


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THESE PIRATES ARE NO JOKE

A pirate fired a rocket-propelled grenade at a U.S. Navy destroyer shadowing a hijacked yacht with four Americans aboard Tuesday. Then gunfire erupted, the military said. U.S. special forces rushed to the yacht only to find the four Americans fatally wounded.

The experienced yacht enthusiasts from California and Washington are the first Americans killed by Somali pirates since the start of attacks off East Africa several years ago. One of the American couples on board had been sailing around the world since 2004 handing out Bibles.

Their deaths appeared to underscore an increasingly brutal and aggressive shift by pirates in their treatment of hostages.
Killing hostages "has now become part of our rules," said a pirate who identified himself as Muse Abdi and referred to last week's sentencing of a pirate to 33 years in prison for the 2009 attack on the U.S. cargo vessel the Maersk Alabama.
"From now on, anyone who tries to rescue the hostages in our hands will only collect dead bodies," he said. "It will never ever happen that hostages are rescued and we are hauled to prison."
So from now on if you sail into hostile waters start packing some serious heat.

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TWO WORDS COULD MAKE YOU LOSE $1.4 MILLION: ACTUAL INNOCENCE

A courtroom technicality has cost a wrongly convicted Texas man the compensation that would otherwise be due him for the 18 years he'd served in Texas prison--14 of which he spent on Death Row.

Anthony Graves would have received $1.4 million in compensation if only the words "actual innocence" had been included in the judge's order that secured Graves's release from prison. The Comptroller's office decided the omission means Graves gets zero dollars, writes Harvey Rice at the Houston Chronicle, even though the prosecutor, judge, and defense all agreed at trial he is innocent
So how did this happen? Cory Session, a Texas Innocence Project policy director and one of the architects of the 2009 Tim Cole compensation law for exonerated prisoners, tells The Lookout that the Brenham prosecutor's office decided to dismiss the murder charges they originally filed against Graves, instead of retrying him all over again and finding him innocent. The compensation law provides $80,000 per year in prison only to claimants explicitly found innocent in a retrial or who are granted a pardon. Neither status now applies to Graves.

Session says he has no idea why the Brenham prosectors neglected to explicitly say in the court order that Graves was innocent. By simply dropping the charges, prosecutors could always retry Graves for the same crime if new evidence surfaced. Double Jeapordy rules would not apply, because the original charges against him have effectively disappeared.
Graves's lawyers are now pointing fingers at Burleson County District Attorney William Parham, who "declined to sign an order asking District Judge Reva Towslee Corbett to amend Graves' order of release to include the words 'actual innocence,'" according to the Brenham Banner Press. Parham said last month he also believes Graves is innocent, but that "actual innocence" carries no strict legal meaning; he also said he made no recommendations on the compensation case. Parham's office informed The Lookout he was not available for comment on the Graves case.
Session says Graves could now sue under federal civil rights law on the grounds that he suffered cruel and unusual punishment. Judge Corbett could also rescind the original order and add the words "actual innocence." If Graves sues the state of Texas in civil court, tort laws there limit any compensation to $200,000.
what a bum deal this guy has gotten. Not only did he lose 18 years of his life behind bars but to lose a million only to possibly sue for $200,000 maybe. I would commit a crime for real.

via : yahoo

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ONCE AGAIN I TOLD YOU FACEBOOK IS EVIL

A mother gets 50 years in jail for shaking her infant to death when he cried as she played a game on Facebook. Facebook is like a new cult.

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A 13 YEAR OLD GETS LIFE

A Pennsylvania boy who was 11 years old when he allegedly shot and killed his father’s pregnant fiancee could find himself being the youngest person ever sentenced to life without parole. Prosecutors allege that Jordan Brown, now 13, shot and killed 26-year-old Kenzie Houk as she slept in her home in Lawrence County, near Pittsburgh, in February, 2009. Houk was pregnant with a nearly full-term child at the time. Brown was charged with two counts of homicide.


“He knew what he was doing. He killed my baby,” she said of Brown in an interview not long after the murders. The Houk family has put up a website attempting to dispel a growing movement seeking to defend Brown
Wow that's some real stuff right here. Good luck


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L T PLEADS GUILTY

Hall of Fame linebacker Lawrence Taylor reportedly pleaded guilty to two misdemeanors Thursday in connection to his arrest earlier this year, but will avoid jail time.

The New York Daily News reported that Taylor, 51, pleaded guilty to sexual misconduct and patronizing a prostitute, and will face six years of probation. The paper also reported that he will need to register as a sex offender.

In July, Taylor pleaded not guilty to charges that included third-degree rape and endangering the welfare of a child. He had been arrested in May by police investigating a reported rape at a Holiday Inn in Montebello, New York, and was alleged to have paid for sex with a 16-year-old girl.

In a federal case against the girl's supposed pimp, court papers state that Taylor admitted to sex acts with the girl, but was informed she was 19.

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T I GET A LITTLE HANKY PANKY

Rapper T.I. got in some serious trouble with prison officials this weekend -- after guards caught the most famous inmate in Arkansas getting "frisky" with his wife during visiting hours ... TMZ has learned
T.I.'s wife Tiny confirms ... the two were in a room together during regular visiting hours at Arkansas State Prison when Tiny made like Michael Jackson ... and beat it.

According to prison guidelines, inmates are allowed to kiss and embrace at the beginning and at the end of a visit as well as hold hands -- but "the inmate’s hands must remain in plain view of Visiting Room staff at all times."
Tiny tells us T.I. was immediately reprimanded and sent to a "Special Housing Unit" -- which consists of more security and less freedom.
Tiny says she hasn't spoken to T.I. since the incident -- but she's hopeful she'll be allowed to visit again soon . If that was me and I'm stuck in jail I would have tried to get a little action as well. Hey I'm already locked up so what more can you do.

via: TMZ

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CHECK THAT $100 BILL IT COULD BE $5

Alpharetta police and the Secret Service are trying to figure out how long three suspects they arrested were spending counterfeit $100 bills at Atlanta area malls.

Police arrested the suspects in the parking lot of North Point Mall on December 31st. They were called by loss prevention officers at Macy's. When police searched a car the suspects were in they found several items that were purchased with fake money. Police said most of the items were clothing.
"They would go to the store, pass the counterfeit money off, buy a small item and then return later in the day to get cash back based upon a receipt," said Alpharetta police officer George Gordon.
Officer Gordon said the suspects took legitimate five dollar bills and dipped them in chemicals to wash off the dye. "And then they would imprint it with a one hundred dollar bill imprint," he said.
This is one aspect of crime not to mess with. You get a lot of jail time for counterfeit money and the amout is not even worth the effort, unless you are buying drugs with the money.

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GIVE ME A KINDNEY AND GET OUT OF JAIL

JACKSON, Miss. – A debate is unfolding over an unusual offer from Mississippi's governor: He will free two sisters imprisoned for an armed robbery that netted $11, but one woman's release requires her to donate her kidney to the other.

The condition is alarming some experts, who have raised legal and ethical questions. Among them: If it turns out the sisters aren't a good tissue match, does that mean the healthy one goes back to jail?

Gov. Haley Barbour's decision to suspend the life sentences of Jamie and Gladys Scott was applauded by civil rights organizations and the women's attorney, who have long said the sentences were too harsh for the crime.

The sisters are black, and their case has been a cause celebre in the state's African-American community.

The Scotts were convicted in 1994 of leading two men into an ambush in central Mississippi the year before. Three teenagers hit each man in the head with a shotgun and took their wallets — making off with only $11, court records said.

After 16 years in prison, Jamie Scott, 36, is on daily dialysis, which officials say costs the state about $200,000 a year.

Barbour agreed to release her because of her medical condition, but 38-year-old Gladys Scott's release order says one of the conditions she must meet is to donate the kidney within one year.

The idea to donate the kidney was Gladys Scott's and she volunteered to do it in her petition for early release.

I think that this is a win win until she discovers how much that transplant will be and has to pay the medical bills.

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NOW THIS IS SOME KINKY SEX

Arthur Sedille was up-front with police: He would often put a gun to his wife's head during fantasy sex play at their Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, home.

But Sedille said he didn't know the gun was loaded when he pressed it to his wife's head and pulled the handgun's slide back during sex on the night of December 21.
Now Sedille, 23, is facing the possibility of a murder charge in Canadian County, Oklahoma, in the death of his wife, 50-year-old Rebecca Sedille
-- who died when the handgun went off in their bedroom.
According to a probable cause affidavit filed by Oklahoma City police, Sedille said the shooting was accidental. He called 911 afterward, according to police.
Investigators decided to arrest and jail Sedille on suspicion of first-degree murder out of an abundance of caution, said Oklahoma City police Master Sgt. Gary Knight. However, as of Tuesday
afternoon, formal charges had not been filed in the investigation, which is ongoing, Knight said.
He declined to comment on investigators' findings so far.
I guess it's fair to say that he killed the pussy.

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TWO DUDES BREAK INTO RAPPER 50 CENT'S MANSION

TMZ reports: 50 Cent's 52-room Connecticut mansion was broken into this morning -- according to law enforcement, TWO men were arrested ... one of whom cops found drinking wine inside a closet.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, they received a call around 6AM from security guards at the mansion -- once owned by Mike Tyson -- about a suspicious car in the driveway.
Cops showed up and discovered two men in the residence ... but the second was a little harder to find -- because Alexander Hernandez was hiding away in a closet, pounding a bottle of wine he allegedly pilfered from 50's place.
According to cops, the two suspects entered through an unlocked door -- and were in possession of marijuana when police arrived to the home.
Both men were arrested and held on $50,000 bond.
I just want to know was the wine worth it.

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TRON BEATS THE COMPETITION, ROSA ACOSTA AND HER ASS, KANYE IS LIKED BY ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY, POLICE AND SUSPECT FIGHT AT DRUG STORE

Tron Beat out the competition just like I expected. It did pretty well with over $40,000,000. Here is the rest of the totals:


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Dec 17 - 19 weekend
1 - TRON: Legacy N/A $43,600,000 TOTAL: $43,600,000
2 - Yogi Bear N/A $16,705,000 TOTAL: $16,705,000
3 1 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Fox Walden $12,400,000 TOTAL: $42,763,575
4 18 The Fighter Paramount Pictures $12,200,000 TOTAL: $12,634,000
5 2 The Tourist Sony Pictures Entertainment $8,700,000 TOTAL: $30,791,000
6 3 Tangled Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures $8,676,000 TOTAL: $127,819,000
7 6 Black Swan Fox Searchlight Pictures $8,300,000 TOTAL: $15,708,274
8 - How Do You Know Sony Pictures Releasing $7,600,000 TOTAL: $7,600,000
9 4 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 Warner Bros. Pictures $4,845,000 TOTAL: $265,546,000
10 5 Unstoppable 20th Century Fox Distribution $1,800,000 TOTAL:$77,342,608


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This video is for the fellas, hot models and poppin bottles.

Kanye West tops yet another best of 2010 list. This time, Mr. West receives the honors from Entertainment Weekly, who called his fifth album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy “a dense, dazzling rap masterpiece.” Also making the critic’s cut on the urban side is Big Boi’s solo debut and Janelle Monáe’s The ArchAndroid. In addition, the pop culture magazine shared their worst albums of the year, with Lil Wayne’s rap-rock hybrid Rebirth claiming the undesired No. 1 spot.
Best Albums of 2010
1. Kanye West – My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy


2. Arcade Fire – The Suburbs


3. Robyn – Body Talk


4. The Black Keys – Brothers


5. Big Boi – Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty


6. Sleigh Bells – Treats


7. Cee Lo Green – The Lady Killer


8. Janelle Monáe – The ArchAndroid


9. Local Natives – Gorilla Manor


10. Laura Marling – I Speak Because I Can




Worst Albums of 2010
1. Lil Wayne – Rebirth


2. Santana – Guitar Heaven: The Greatest Guitar Classics of All Time


3. Liz Phair – Funstyle


4. Bret Michaels – Custom Built


5. Christina Aguilera – Bionic

via: rapup

Police officer and robbery suspect fight in Walgreens. This stuff never ceases to amaze me. Get a damn job.

MAN DUBBED GRIM SLEEPER MAY HAVE KILLED 180 WOMEN

The LAPD released images of 180 women taken by the alleged " Grim Sleeper" on Thursday in the hope that family or friends will recognize them and contact authorities. In July, when Los Angeles police arrested Lonnie Franklin Jr., the man accused of being the notorious "Grim Sleeper" serial killer, they searched his South L.A. home for incriminating evidence and found nearly 1,000 still photographs and hours of video showing women, almost all of them partly or completely nude and striking sexually graphic poses.


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Detectives have spent months trying to identify the women to determine whether they are alive and to learn how they came to be photographed by a man charged with sexually assaulting and killing 10 women during a crime spree that spanned two decades. The attempt has proved fruitless prompting the LAPD to release the images of 180 women in the hope that family or friends will identify them and contact investigators.