Showing posts with label FUNNY STUFF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY STUFF. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
HOMEOWNERS FORCLOSE ON BANK, YES THAT IS CORRECT
A couple of homeowners in Naples, Florida reportedly foreclosed on a Bank of America branch last week, their attorney actually having moving trucks pull up in front of a Naples branch to execute a foreclosure judgment against the bank.
In 2009, retired police officer Warren Nyerges and his wife, Maureen Collier, paid $165,000 cash for their 2,700 square foot home in the Golden Gate Estates subdivision, and never took a mortgage out on it. So imagine their surprise when, in Februrary of 2010, Bank of America initiated foreclosure proceedings against them. The Nyerges hired an attorney, Todd Allen, to defend them against the wrongful foreclosure, and the Bank eventually abandoned the matter.
But not before the Nyerges incurred $2,534 in attorney's fees, which they requested informally from Bank of America multiple times before resorting to the courts, which ordered the bank to make the couple whole. When B of A still had not paid the judgment after five months of phone calls and letter writing by Allen and the Nyerges to the bank insisting that the court order be obeyed, Allen took the next step in the legal collection process, obtaining an order of foreclosure against the bank.
Allen then reported to a local branch of the bank with sheriff's deputies, who he instructed to remove cash from the tellers' drawers, furniture, computers and other property. Approximately one hour later, the Naples News reports, the bank manager produced a check for $5,772.88 to satisfy Allen's fees and additional costs. I wish I could have been there to get all the stuff if it was put on the curve, you know how we do.
-AL
Thursday, April 21, 2011
NOW I HAVE SEE IT ALL: DRIVE THRU FUNERAL HOME
I wonder if they serve chicken wings and fries also.
-AL
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
LADY GAGA BUSTS HER ASS
This never gets old when she falls and bust her ass. Funny stuff everytime.
-AL
TWO YEAR OLD WAKES UP JAMMIN
Check out this kid jammin to Waka Flocka. He makes you jam in your sleep
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Thursday, April 7, 2011
8 YEAR OLD PEPPER SPRAYED
This is funny and sad at the same time I mean if cannot control an 8 year old you need your ass whipped for being an adult.
-AL
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
HEARD OF DRAKE AND YOUNG MONEY WELL HE GOT A NEW CREW, OLD MONEY
This is actually a skit from the Juno awards he hosted. Pretty funny for Drake.
-AL
Friday, March 25, 2011
WOMEN FIGHT OVER SPAGHETTI
A fist fight started over something as small as spaghetti. Like I said only in New York and like like my friend says only in Brooklyn.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
GRANDMA SHOOTS MAN FOR NOT GETTING ANY SMOOCHES
A Marion County man said he was just being neighborly when he befriended an elderly next door neighbor. However, he said the 92-year-old woman wanted much more from him.
Dwight Bettner said when he wouldn't give Helen Staudinger a kiss, she opened fire.
Staudinger wanted a kiss and when she didn't get one from 53-year-old Bettner on Monday afternoon, deputies say she got angry.
"There's three holes in the wall and one in the window and of course, one in my car," Bettner said.
Bettner said his home was hit with a barrage of bullets, shortly after he finished a conversation with his elderly next door neighbor.
"So she started to leave and then she said, 'I'm not leaving without a kiss.' And I said, "I have a girlfriend you're not getting a kiss,'" said Bettner.
When Staudinger opened fire, Bettner was standing on the opposite side of the window where the bullet hit.
"When the bullet came through the window here, it hit right here," he said.
When Marion County deputies went next door to Bettner's home near Fort McCoy, Staudinger told them she didn't remember where she put the weapon. But, deputies found a semi-automatic on an end table.
In court Tuesday morning, she asked a judge to release her from jail.
"She's pretty much raised hell for quite a while, but I never thought she would start shooting at me," said Bettner.
Staudinger was charged with shooting into an occupied dwelling and aggravated assault.
She has a bond set at $15,000, and her daughter is expected to bond her out.
Next she will probably get an uzi.
-AL
Thursday, March 17, 2011
TIGER WOODS DOES HIS FIRST SIT DOWN INTERVIEW WITH JIMMY FALLON
Tiger Woods does his first sit down interview with Jimmy Fallon and he has a good sense of humor about the whole incident. I gues you can when you are still rich and moving into that fortress he calls a house.
-AL
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
IS THIS ANIMAL CRUELTY? SNAKE DIES OF SILICONE POISONING
Remember when I posted Israeli model Orit Fox was attempting to lick a snake during a publicity stunt for radio DJ Shmulik Tayar when the lucky serpent, presumably aroused, lunged forward and bit Fox's fake breast, sending witnesses into a frenzy.
Fox, who is rumored to have the largest bosom in all of Israel, was hurried to a hospital outside Jerusalem where she received a tetanus shot and was later discharged.
As for the snake, puckering up with a supermodel proved to be the kiss of death. The creature succumbed to silicone poisoning shortly after the incident.
This is note to everyone dating chicks with fake boobs, play with em but do not put them in your mouth.
-AL
HARRY BAALS IS A NO GO FOR BUILDING
A former Indiana mayor who won four terms in the 1930s and 1950s is proving less popular with modern-day city leaders, who say they probably won't name a new government center for him because of the jokes his moniker could inspire.
Harry Baals is the runaway favorite in online voting to name the new building in Fort Wayne, about 120 miles northeast of Indianapolis. But Deputy Mayor Beth Malloy said that probably won't be enough to put the name of the city's longest-tenured mayor on the center.
The issue is pronunciation. The former mayor pronounced his last name "balls." His descendants have since changed it to "bales."
Supporters said it's unfair that the former mayor can't be recognized simply because his name makes some people snicker. But opponents fear that naming the center after Baals would make Fort Wayne the target of late-night television jokes.
Jim Baals, 51, who has lived in the city his entire life, said it's unfortunate that his great-uncle's name won't be considered for the building.
This is the saddest story I have heard all year. I think harry Baals would be a great name for the building. I bet his nickname was Blue.
-AL
Thursday, March 10, 2011
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Wednesday, March 2, 2011
CHARLIE SHEEN JOINS TWITTER
Charlie Sheen decided to enter the wonderful world of Twitter today so he won’t have to book anymore awkward interviews to speak his mind. Case in point the second tweet he posted after joining about the Nancy Grace show:
It is brought charlie.
-AL
Monday, February 28, 2011
WEEKEND WRAP UP: GNOMEO AND JULIET GOES FROM NUMBER 3 TO NUMBER 1, SEE THE SHUTTLE FROM AN AIRPLANE
Gnomeo and Juliet surprisingly made it to number one over the weekend. It was at number three which only means one thing all the movies that came out this weekend sucked. Well check out the totals.
Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Feb 25 - 27 weekend
1 3 Gnomeo & Juliet Touchstone Pictures $14,213,000 TOTAL: $75,147,000
2 - Hall Pass N/A $13,420,000 TOTAL: $13,420,000
3 1 Unknown Warner Bros. Pictures $12,435,000 TOTAL: $42,840,000
4 4 Just Go With It Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group $11,100,000 TOTAL: $79,355,000
5 2 I Am Number Four DreamWorks Studios $11,036,000 TOTAL: $37,744,000
6 6 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never: The Director's Fan Cut Paramount Pictures $9,200,000 TOTAL: $62,776,000
7 7 The King's Speech The Weinstein Company $7,618,000 TOTAL: $114,509,271
8 5 Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son 20th Century Fox $7,550,000 TOTAL: $28,574,243
9 - Drive Angry 3D Summit Entertainment, LLC $5,131,000 TOTAL: $5,131,000
10 8 The Roommate N/A $2,000,000 TOTAL: $35,928,000
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Check out this view of the space shuttle from inside an airplane. May I say it is pretty cool.
The boring Oscars went down this weekend. If you care to know about the winners click here. If not skip this post like me.
Charlie sheen goes off again. That's why I like charlie Sheen because he says what's on his mind and doesn't back down.
NOW I WOULD WATCH THIS HOUSEWIVES SHOW: REAL HOUSEWIVES OF CIVIL RIGHTS
The Real Housewives of Civil Rights - watch more funny videos
Classic especialy the part with Wayne Brady as MLK. I think we all can relate.
-AL
Friday, February 25, 2011
WATCH SNOW MONKEYS BATHE IN THE SUN
Japan’s native snow monkeys bathing in hot springs has become a fast growing tourist craze for visitors. Not only can you watch them bathe but some of you guys should be joining the.
-AL
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
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