TWO YEAR OLD WAKES UP JAMMIN

Check out this kid jammin to Waka Flocka. He makes you jam in your sleep
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WEEKEND WRAP UP: HOP HOPS TO NUMBER ONE, DID I TAKE THAT PICTURE, APPLEBEES SERVING DRINKS TO KIDS NOW, COOL ASTON MARTIN

Hop jumps to number one this weekend with $21 million. Those kid movies always do decent numbers. Well here are the rest of the totals.

Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
Apr 8 - 10 weekend

1 1 Hop Universal Pictures $21,298,240 $67,754,545 2 3616
2 - Hanna Focus Features $12,370,549 $12,370,549 1 2535
3 - Arthur Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $12,222,756 $12,222,756 1 3276
4 - Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $10,601,862 $10,601,862 1 2214
5 3 Insidious FilmDistrict $9,371,769 $26,728,357 2 2419
6 - Your Highness Universal Pictures $9,360,020 $9,360,020 1 2769
7 2 Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $8,650,238 $28,218,871 2 2971
8 5 Limitless Relativity Media $5,461,378 $64,149,608 4 2655
9 4 Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules 20th Century Fox Distribution $4,770,987 $45,348,247 3 2881
10 6 The Lincoln Lawyer Lionsgate $4,281,598 $46,136,408 4 2420

The rest after the jump

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Some funny camera pranking. But they should have done it the opposite starting off with two guys and ending up with hot girls.

The company that owns the Applebee's restaurant chain said on Monday it was immediately retraining its workers nationwide after a server at a suburban Detroit location accidentally served alcohol to a toddler.

The company, California-based DineEquity Inc, said it would also change the way it serves juice to youngsters to eliminate the chance of any mixups that could result in any more toddlers receiving mixed drinks.
On Friday, Taylor Dill-Reese went to an Applebee's in Madison Heights, Michigan, where -- among other things -- she ordered her 15-month-old son Dominick an apple juice.
What the little boy apparently got instead was a margarita. His mom told WDIV-TV that she only realized something was wrong when Dominick "kind of laid his head on the table and dozed off a little bit and woke up and got real happy."
The little boy reportedly began hailing strangers, too.
Applebee's released a statement on Monday saying it was relieved that Dominick was "not seriously injured as a result of accidentally receiving the wrong beverage" and apologizing to his family "for the stress and worry this caused them."
It said it would begin to serve apple juice to children only from single-serve containers at the table and would "retrain all severs on our beverage pouring policy, emphasizing that non-alcoholic and alcoholic beverages must be stored in completely separate and identified containers."
And in other news after the kid got drunk he got laid too.

The Aston Martin DBS receives a Superior Black Edition makeover from the folks at Anderson Germany. On the exterior, the car sees a matte black paint job, bright red brake calipers and a set of 21″ rims. The interior matches the outside with carbon fibre elements, black leather and red trim – a bit much to be honest. The guts were treated to an exhaust system upgrade, bumping the HP from 510 to 560 at 6500 rpm.
Very cool.

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8 YEAR OLD PEPPER SPRAYED

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This is funny and sad at the same time I mean if cannot control an 8 year old you need your ass whipped for being an adult.

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THIS KID HAS SOME MOVES

Tord Korsvik, age 10, wowed judges on "Norway's Got Talent" last week with his excellent pop-and-lock routine, and now the video is burning up the internet. Korsvik is a master of the rigid, robot-style dance, which was popularized in breakdancing movies that were made more than two decades before he was even born. He's taking it back to the old school.

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A REALLY BIG BIG WHEEL

The geniuses at Parker Brothers Choppers decided to make a Green Machine for really big kids, complete with an 80-cubic inch Harley Davidson Evo engine. What, you wouldn't expect us to actually pedal a Bigwheel with a 45-inch front wheel, would you? Even better, it's still steered by a pair of levers that control the rear wheels, so all the tricks your evil nemesis friend did as a kid can now be done by you at 30 miles per hour. Heck, Jeff Halverson at Parker Brothers claims to have done 50 mph on the beast, so someone without a lot of fear can really do some damage on this thing.

Unfortunately, the whole steering-via-the-rear-wheels thing would make it really difficult for this trike to gain approval from the Department of Transportation, so don't expect to put an order in for one of these any time soon.
I think my son would like this.

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IT IS LEGAL TO SPANK YOUR KIDS AT SCHOOL IN THESE STATES

Recent figures from the the federal Department of Education say that more than 200,000 students each year are subjected to corporal punishment. According to the Congressional testimony, up to 20,000 students a year seek medical attention after the event. Generally, the injuries involve bruising and broken blood vessels.

When fashion designer Marc Ecko heard that corporal punishment was still legal, he decided to act. Starting today, he’s putting up billboards and launching a website and mobile app that he hopes will allow tens of thousands of young people to bombard lawmakers with e-mails, faxes and phone calls demanding change. “There are just certain habits and cycles that are worth breaking,” he said.
And on that note I thik this guy is an idiot. That's what's wrongg with kids today. They are not getting spanked enough in school. When I was in school you got whipped by the teacher and when your parents found out you got whipped again. That's how we used to roll.

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WORLD HAIREST GIRL IN GUINESS BOOK

When you're born with a rare condition that makes hair grow uncontrollably all over your body and has only affected around 50 other people in the world, life can be a nightmare especially for an 11-year old girl. But for Supatra Sasuphan of Bangkok,Thailand it is quite the opposite.

You see Supatra suffers from Ambras Syndrome - caused by a faulty chromosome. Before the disease was understood, sufferers were branded 'werewolves.'
She has thick hair growing over her face, ears, arms, legs and back. Even laser treatment has failed to stop the hair growth. Wow all that hair is unbelievable.

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YES THESE TWO ARE TWINS

The Richardson family recently celebrated the 4th birthdays of their twins, but the boys are anything but identical, the Daily Mail reports.

In 2006, mother Kerry Richardson, who is of English and Nigerian descent, gave birth to a white, or Caucasian-looking, boy named Layton a few minutes before delivering a black son named Kaydon.
The boys have a white father, but doctors told the family the chances of Richardson giving birth to a white baby, let alone simultaneously with a black child, were about a one in a million.
Richardson later welcomed another addition to the family, her baby girl, Tiyannah, whose skin is also white.
"Before the twins, I would have expected that any child of mine would have my color in them," she told the Daily Mail. "But after Layton, I wasn't sure what she was going to look like."
The boys' mother said she is worried how their appearances will affect them as they get older.
"It's never been an issue up to now, but I know that Layton notices the difference in their color," she told the Daily Mail. "I hope it's not going to be a problem when they start school, but kids can be cruel."
Their skin tones are just the beginning of the twins' differences, and their mother says their personalities are often surprising.
"Kaydon is hyper and excitable, whereas Layton can be moody and stubborn," Richardson told the Daily Mail. "Kaydon is into arty stuff and jigsaws, and Layton is crazy about superheroes. You couldn't find two twins who are more different." I wonder how they pulled that off.

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THIS IS WHAT YOUR KIDS ARE DOING WHILE YOU ARE AT WORK

Being dumbasses.

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NICK CANNON LOVES THE KIDS

AWA

Serving as chairman of Nickelodeon's network TeenNick, Nick Cannon developed the TeenNick Halo Awards award show to show love to the young teens across the country achieving greatness and helping others, and hoping viewers watching the show become inspired to do the same.

"The name, 'Halo Award,' means helping and leading others," he says. "No task is too grand or too small. Just get out there and help someone."
go head Nick look out for the kids.

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BABY DIES OVER FACEBOOK GAME

I told you guys that Facebook is evil. Have you ever tried to delete your profile? You can't, but anyway a Florida woman admitted shaking her 3-month-old baby to death after the little boy's crying distracted her from playing a wildly popular Facebook game.
Alexandra Tobias, 22, told cops she was playing FarmVille and her baby, Dylan Lee Edmondson, wouldn't stop crying.
According to the Florida Times-Union, she confessed to shaking the baby, smoking a cigarette to calm down and then shaking the baby again. The baby may have hit his head during the January incident.
Tobias pleaded guilty on Wednesday

via: nydailynews

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10 YEAR OLD GIVES BIRTH

A 10 year-old girl has given birth in southern Spain and authorities are evaluating whether to let her and her family retain custody of the baby. 
The baby was born last week in the city of Jerez de la Frontera, said Micaela Navarro, the Andalusia region's social affairs minister.

Miss Navarro said the father of the baby is also a minor, and both the mother and the baby were in good health. Her department declined to give details, including the sex of the baby, but said authorities do not consider this a case of rape and that no criminal investigation is under way.
Under Spanish law, having consensual sex with someone under age 13 is classified as child abuse, an official with the Spanish Justice Ministry in Madrid said. But this particular case is complicated by the fact that the father of the baby is also a minor and it is not clear if he could be charged, the official said.
Man these kids are starting early. At this rate they will be in the same calss at the same time.

-via: telegraph.co.uk

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WATCH YOUR FOUR YEAR OLD OR THEY MIGHT GET SUED

The ruling by the judge, Justice Paul Wooten of State Supreme Court in Manhattan, did not find that the girl was liable, but merely permitted a lawsuit brought against her, another boy and their parents to move forward.

The suit that Justice Wooten allowed to proceed claims that in April 2009, Juliet Breitman and Jacob Kohn, who were both 4, were racing their bicycles, under the supervision of their mothers, Dana Breitman and Rachel Kohn, on the sidewalk of a building on East 52nd Street. At some point in the race, they struck an 87-year-old woman named Claire Menagh, who was walking in front of the building and, according to the complaint, was “seriously and severely injured,” suffering a hip fracture that required surgery. She died three months later.
Her estate sued the children and their mothers, claiming they had acted negligently during the accident. In a response, Juliet’s lawyer, James P. Tyrie, argued that the girl was not “engaged in an adult activity” at the time of the accident — “She was riding her bicycle with training wheels under the supervision of her mother” — and was too young to be held liable for negligence.
In legal papers, Mr. Tyrie added, “Courts have held that an infant under the age of 4 is conclusively presumed to be incapable of negligence.” (Rachel and Jacob Kohn did not seek to dismiss the case against them.)
But Justice Wooten declined to stretch that rule to children over 4. On Oct. 1, he rejected a motion to dismiss the case because of Juliet’s age, noting that she was three months shy of turning 5 when Ms. Menagh was struck, and thus old enough to be sued.
Mr. Tyrie “correctly notes that infants under the age of 4 are conclusively presumed incapable of negligence,” Justice Wooten wrote in his decision, referring to the 1928 case. “Juliet Breitman, however, was over the age of 4 at the time of the subject incident. For infants above the age of 4, there is no bright-line rule.”
The New York Law Journal reported the decision on Thursday
What is this world coming to when a judge allows a four year old to get sued. Now we gonna have to insure toddlers.

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