WEEKEND WRAP UP FAST FIVE FLIES TO FIRST, OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD, FLAVAR FLAV GETS BUSTED, THESE ARE TWO DUMB CRIMINALS

Fast Five goes to number one with over $80 million at the box office. You know what this means, it will now be a number six  Fast and Furious movie. Here are the rest of the totals:


Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
Apr 29 - May 1 weekend


1 - Fast Five N/A $86,198,765 TOTAL: $86,198,765 1
2 1 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $14,787,836 TOTAL: $104,014,851
3 2 Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate, The Tyler Perry Company $9,860,929 TOTAL: $40,891,043
4 3 Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $9,342,413 TOTAL: $32,480,214
5 - Prom Walt Disney Pictures $4,712,638 TOTAL: $4,712,638
6 - Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil The Weinstein Company $4,108,630 TOTAL: $4,108,630
7 7 Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $3,367,867 TOTAL: $33,843,019
8 9 Insidious FilmDistrict $2,689,676 TOTAL: $48,309,912
9 4 Hop Universal Pictures $2,683,720 TOTAL: $105,403,285
10 10 Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $2,509,824 TOTAL: $48,887,188

The rest after the jump

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As you all have heard by now unless you are my mom, Osama Bin Laden is dead, (by the way my mom thought it was one of our neighbors). The hunt for Osama bin Laden that went on for almost a decade led to a final mission that was completed in a matter of minutes. But how? The mission utilized specialized troops, heavy government coordination and extreme precision.

Flavor Flav is pictured here in a mugshot after he was arrested this past weekend for a bunch of unpaid parking tickets in Las Vegas.  In addition to his legal woes, his fried chicken restaurant just closed down last month.flav just can't keep a good streak going.

A 31-Year old deaf and mute man out trying to have a good time with friends, was attacked by a gang member who mistook their sign language for gang signs.

Alfred Stewart was celebrating his birthday along with close friends, whom are all deaf, at Ocean's Eleven Sports Lounge and Grill in Hallandale Beach, Florida.
Police say that's when 45-yea old Barbara Lee became heated when she thought they were throwing up gang signs, so she starts throwing them back
Lee then went outside, but soon came back with 19-year-old Marco Ibanez.

According to police Ibanez pulled out a knife and both he and Lee attacked the group, leaving Stewart with 2 stab wounds to the torso and one to the back. One of Stawarts's friends also suffered stab wounds, and a bouncer who tried to help them was hit in the head with a bottle
These two have to be the dumbest two criminals on the planet.

OBAMA SHOWS OFF HIS BIRTH CIRTIFICATE

Obama releases his birth ciirtificate for the whole world to see. I don't care I still think he is an alien. The men in black are watching him now.

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WOULD YOU CALL THIS RACISTS

The California N.A.A.C.P. is demanding an apology from an Orange County Republican official who sent out an e-mail picturing President Obama’s face on the body of a baby chimpanzee. In a statement Monday, the organization called on Marilyn Davenport to resign from the Orange County Republican Central Committee. The message shows an image, posed like a family portrait, of chimpanzee parents and child, with Mr. Obama’s face superimposed on the young chimp. The text reads, “Now you know why no birth certificate.” Ms. Davenport could not be reached, but she has sent friends and supporters an e-mail saying she will not resign. Of course she won't resign where else can you get a job talking about your boss and still get paid.

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DID YOU SEE THE PRESIDENT SPEAK LAST NIGHT

Well if you missed it here it is courtesy of CNN


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Part two when you jump

DID THE PRESIDENT DYE HIS HAIR?

Yes this is the big news of the day according to Gawker website. Obama looked dapper at last night's State Dinner for Chinese president Hu Jintao. Maybe a little too good. His salt-and-pepper locks seemed noticeably darker. Did Barack Obama get a quickie dye job?
Take a look at these pictures, one taken the morning of the State Dinner and one taken later that night, at the dinner itself. It appears that Obama dipped into the White House salon in between, wiping out all the the distinguished grey. The Daily Mail thinks he wanted to impress the world on his big night—but maybe he just did it for Barack.

via : Gawker

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OBAMA IS KICKING DOWN DOORS

This is how you bust up a Republican meeting.

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OBAMA GETS A FAT LIP

Was he playing against republicans or something? President Barack Obama needed 12 stitches in his lip after taking an errant elbow during a pickup basketball game Friday with a group of family and friends visiting for the Thanksgiving holiday, the White House said.

First word of the injury came in a statement from press secretary Robert Gibbs nearly three hours after the incident saying that Obama was inadvertently struck by someone's elbow. The individual was not identified.
Obama received the stitches under local anesthesia in the doctor's office on the ground floor White House after he returned home. Doctors used a smaller filament than typically used, which increases the number of stitches but makes a tighter stitch and leaves a smaller scar. I bet Dick cheny and the guys are smiling at this one.

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OBAMA HAS A NEW WEBSITE

It's called: www.whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com so check it out.

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TODAY IS ELECTION DAY

Today is election day and I actually took the time out to go vote. The Pres says no matter what happens we need to work together to get the country back on track.

-via White House

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OBAMA DOES THE DAILY SHOW

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Barack Obama Pt. 1
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Rally to Restore Sanity

Jon Stewart allowed Obama the time to frame responses the way the President wanted to. Stewart hosted Obama on 'Daily Show' Wednesday night.
The President is sure making the rounds

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The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Barack Obama Pt. 2
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Rally to Restore Sanity

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Barack Obama Pt. 3
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Rally to Restore Sanity