WEEKEND WRAP UP FAST FIVE FLIES TO FIRST, OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD, FLAVAR FLAV GETS BUSTED, THESE ARE TWO DUMB CRIMINALS

Fast Five goes to number one with over $80 million at the box office. You know what this means, it will now be a number six  Fast and Furious movie. Here are the rest of the totals:


Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
Apr 29 - May 1 weekend


1 - Fast Five N/A $86,198,765 TOTAL: $86,198,765 1
2 1 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $14,787,836 TOTAL: $104,014,851
3 2 Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate, The Tyler Perry Company $9,860,929 TOTAL: $40,891,043
4 3 Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $9,342,413 TOTAL: $32,480,214
5 - Prom Walt Disney Pictures $4,712,638 TOTAL: $4,712,638
6 - Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil The Weinstein Company $4,108,630 TOTAL: $4,108,630
7 7 Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $3,367,867 TOTAL: $33,843,019
8 9 Insidious FilmDistrict $2,689,676 TOTAL: $48,309,912
9 4 Hop Universal Pictures $2,683,720 TOTAL: $105,403,285
10 10 Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $2,509,824 TOTAL: $48,887,188

The rest after the jump

-AL

As you all have heard by now unless you are my mom, Osama Bin Laden is dead, (by the way my mom thought it was one of our neighbors). The hunt for Osama bin Laden that went on for almost a decade led to a final mission that was completed in a matter of minutes. But how? The mission utilized specialized troops, heavy government coordination and extreme precision.

Flavor Flav is pictured here in a mugshot after he was arrested this past weekend for a bunch of unpaid parking tickets in Las Vegas.  In addition to his legal woes, his fried chicken restaurant just closed down last month.flav just can't keep a good streak going.

A 31-Year old deaf and mute man out trying to have a good time with friends, was attacked by a gang member who mistook their sign language for gang signs.

Alfred Stewart was celebrating his birthday along with close friends, whom are all deaf, at Ocean's Eleven Sports Lounge and Grill in Hallandale Beach, Florida.
Police say that's when 45-yea old Barbara Lee became heated when she thought they were throwing up gang signs, so she starts throwing them back
Lee then went outside, but soon came back with 19-year-old Marco Ibanez.

According to police Ibanez pulled out a knife and both he and Lee attacked the group, leaving Stewart with 2 stab wounds to the torso and one to the back. One of Stawarts's friends also suffered stab wounds, and a bouncer who tried to help them was hit in the head with a bottle
These two have to be the dumbest two criminals on the planet.

NOW THIS IS A CAPTAIN I SHOULD HANG OUT WITH

The Navy has opened an investigation into how a series of raunchy videos, full of sexual innuendo and anti-gay remarks, were produced and shown to the crew of the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise while on deployment supporting the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Navy spokesman Cmdr. Chris Sims said the videos, which were shown to the crew in 2006 and 2007, are "inappropriate."
Excerpts from the videos and descriptions of their content were first published Saturday by The Virginian-Pilot newspaper in Norfolk, Virginia.
The videos on the paper's website, reviewed by CNN, feature a man identified by two Navy officials and The Virginian-Pilot as Capt. Owen Honors, who at the time was the executive officer, or second-in-command, of the Enterprise. He recently took command of the carrier, winning one of the most coveted assignments in the U.S. Navy, which has only 11 aircraft carriers.
Honors is shown cursing along with other members of his staff in an attempt to demonstrate humor, according to videos. There are also anti-gay slurs, simulated sex acts, and what appear to be two female sailors in a shower together.

The investigation was ordered Friday by Adm. John Harvey, the four-star head of the Navy's Fleet Forces
Command, after the videos were detailed in The Virginian-Pilot. The paper also posted a link to some of the material, but edited it so that expletives were censored and some identities of junior Navy crew were disguised.
CNN left a message for Honors on Saturday. The Virginian-Pilot said he did not respond to requests for comment. And in other news we just learned to Captain has left the navy to be captain of a Carnival Cruise ship where anything goes.

-AL