1. I would love to have a pet giraffe. I know that it would be a ridiculous amount of time, effort and expense to have one. Not to mention the bulldozer that would be needed to use as a pooper-scooper. But, giraffes are just down right cool.
2. I love shrimp. I love seafood in general, but I really love shrimp. I could eat it by the truck load. If I lived in a coastal area and some place had an all you can eat shrimp buffet, I would put their lights out. The only way they could price it high enough for me to not close them down would be to price it so high that NOBODY would be able to afford it.
3. On Monday I mentioned that at Walmart Sunday there were two girls and their mother in the store wearing bikini tops and Daisy Dukes. When I saw them in the store my first thought was "Who the hell goes into a store like that. Why didn't their parents make them put a shirt on?"
As I think about this I'm a little disturbed by my reaction. Oh sure, most people would say "Hey, at least you didn't think the two teenage girls were hot or something." And, that's probably true. But, I'm a little bothered by my "old fuddy-duddy" reaction. Mostly because one of my goals in life is to be a dirty old man. Obviously, being a dirty old man is going to take more actual conscious effort than I thought it would.
4. I'm a big fan of beer. I like it a lot. I'm also a big fan of good bourbon, like Woodford Reserve or Gentleman Jack. But, I've never really been worried that I would become a drunk or an alcoholic because of either of those. Mostly because I've generally drowned my sorrows and by feeding my depression with food like chips and shit like that. BUT, I do think I could become a wino very easily. I absolutely love wine. Doesn't matter if it's cheap or expensive or red, white or blush or whatever. I love it and could drink copious amounts of it daily.
Basically I could live off of shrimp and wine.
5. I wonder what it's like to go to bed and go right to sleep and sleep through the night. There are basically two things that happen when I got to bed. Either I toss and turn, unable to go to sleep for a couple of hours until I FINALLY fall asleep and then sleep through the night. Or, I go right to sleep and then wake up a couple of times during the night and have trouble getting back to sleep. Very frustrating.
6. Also, I sleep on my right side about 95% of the time. Anytime I sleep on my left side, I have a very strange or even violent dream and wake up with my back hurting.
7. Cats love me. I mean looooooooooooooove me. I've never met a cat that didn't. Even the most anti-social cat will run right up to me and jump in my lap. I think it's because they know I'm
Okay, that's enough.
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