Obama: State of the Union Tonight

President Obama is prepared to give his State of the Union address on every television station tonight except for the Cartoon Network and HGTV. Most of his speech will be political partisan rhetoric, but for Blockbuster, Netflix, and Red Box, they don't mind. Tonight will be a boon for them.

Many are expecting President Obama to move more toward the center in his political dealings. Obama is an intelligent man. He is not only doing this after nearly falling off of the left-side of the political spectrum cliff, but this comes on the heals of Democrats being pummeled in elections in Virginia, New Jersey, and Massachusetts; Massachusetts being one of the most liberal, if not the most liberal state in the country, electing a Republican as a U.S. Senator. Ted Kennedy is surely rolling over in his sunken Thunderbird.

Despite offering his daughters up for prostitution in his acceptance speech, Scott Brown's election has sent a strong message to Democrats. If they continue with their evil ways, not only will they lose the House and Senate in this year's election, many Democrats may be looking for work in November. The American public is not stupid. They've messed up a couple of times on American Idol, but they know that spending trillions of dollars on wasteful government programs is going to bankrupt this country and leave our future highly in jeopardy.

The White House is sending signals that Obama wants to stop spending (what a great idea!), and help businesses get into a position where they hire more people (splendid!). This is a 180° turn from the current liberal philosophy of 'tax corporations into poverty and create government programs and jobs at the expense of everyone else'.

Other predictions about Obama's new-found political leanings - he will want to reduce taxes, limit abortions, limit union influence in the workplace, protect American jobs, limit government dependency programs and adopt programs that encourage people to work, loosen gun control, allow people to return to Church, Temple, and Synagogue without fear, allow educators to teach things that children need to know rather than teach government-mandated test-taking skills, control illegal immigration, and protect the liberties of Americans.

Additionally, he will tell Harry Reid that he's a racist nut and he needs to retire, Nancy Pelosi needs to back off on the face lifts, Botox injections, and socialist agenda, and that Joe Wilson was right.

Who knows? It could happen. I mean, Nancy Pelosi was selected to be Speaker of the House. This proves that even the most unreasonable of miracles can happen.