Friday, December 31, 2010

My Favorite Films of 2010

Nothing like cutting it close on 2010. It's literally two hours from 2011 and here I am ... blogging.


This year I didn’t stop at 10 films. When the list is just as complete at 11 or 12, then there’s no reason to stop. Fifty … OK, I would have stopped before then. But one or two extra seems appropriate, especially when they’re excellent pictures. Here are my favorite films of 2010.
Michael Clawson
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1. Waiting For Superman — Here’s a film that will provoke many emotions: disgust, outrage, skepticism, shame, but most of all just sadness. Waiting For Superman, a surprisingly riveting documentary about the nation’s educational system, uses common logic from some skilled education experts to try and figure out why public schools in America are so astonishingly awful. It supplies many possible culprits, including the teachers and their incessant complaining, the teachers unions that bind schools’ hands, state and national standards, Bush’s (in)famous No Child Left Behind, failures within the homes and asinine rules within schools. In New York, the film shows us, bad teachers are wharehoused where they receive full pay and often play cards or sleep until their cases can be reviewed months or years later. Mostly, though, Superman is about students who have a desire to learn but are refused it by a system that is so dysfunctional that within another decade if you aren’t going to a private school you’re less likely to graduate high school. Arizonans, with our horrible education, need to see this.


(As an interesting postscript, check out this White House photo of President Obama greeting the students of the film.)


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2. Winter’s Bone — If Southern gothic veterans Cormac McCarthy and William Faulkner ever shared a screenplay, it would be Winter’s Bone, about a girl’s terrifying journey through the meth-riddled trailers of her Ozarks town. The girl is 20-year-old newcomer Jennifer Lawrence playing a teen trying to track down her father who used the family home as collateral to get out of jail and then promptly disappeared. Lawrence — under the careful direction of another newcomer, director Debra Granik takes her character deep into the meth underworld, where hicks, rednecks and backwoods yokels control the destroyed landscape like caretakers of the apocalypse. But this isn’t no apocalypse. It’s the dark side of a forgotten America, and Granik and Lawrence nail it.


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3. Toy Story 3 — Pinocchio was a toy who wanted to be a real boy. The toys from Pixar’s Toy Story have no such notions: they’re toys and they know it and accept it. Somehow, though, they’re elevated past being just toys in Toy Story 3, a fitting and lovely finale for the Toy Story characters. After a rambunctious tussle with bitter day-care toys, Woody and Buzz Lightyear and all the rest of Andy’s toys find themselves staring into the fiery gaping maw of Hell. Death, it seems, has finally found them. They join hands and for one beautiful, poetic moment these toys have bigger hearts than any human in the film’s landscape. It’s one of the most important moments in Pixar’s library of important moments.

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4. Inception — Have you figured it all out yet? The movie that got more repeat business than Lil’ Wayne’s probation officer was this summer’s mega-hit, and it deserved every greenback and it deserved it with its puzzling layers of dreams within dreams within dreams … within dreams. How far did the rabbit hole go? Don’t ask Leonardo DiCaprio, who plays the leader of a team of dream infiltrators tasked with planting an idea into a businessman’s mind without him knowing. Boosted with amazing special effects, a big horn-heavy soundtrack and some terrific performances, Inception was another wonderful film by the very talented Christopher Nolan, the genius director of intelligent blockbusters.

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5. The Ghost Writer — Roman Polanski is one of the cinema’s more complex filmmakers: part fugitive, part auteur, always controversial, always intriguing. His Ghost Writer is an intellectual mystery thriller like no other this season. About an author (Ewan McGregor) hired to ghost write a British politicians memoirs, Polanski’s film starts with a light mystery that grows into a bold suspense-thriller with every finished page. Exiled from America because of a sexual assault charge from 1977, Polanski (Chinatown, Rosemary’s Baby) is still making devilishly clever films. Whether you think he’s a fugitive rapist or a great Hollywood artist doesn’t change the fact that his films are well made and supremely inventive.

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6. Black Swan — No film this year was as sinister as Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky’s haunted and macabre vision of a tormented young ballet artist played by the lovely Natalie Portman. I admitted in my original review that Black Swan wasn’t for everyone — it’s terrifyingly morose — but that it provided one of the most beautiful and tragic portraits of obsession, Aronofsky’s favorite theme. Look for an Oscar nod for Portman this year.

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7. The American — George Clooney has a lock on these low-key art-house thrillers. Syriana, Michael Clayton, The Good German and now The American, a movie that has polarized its audience — some who see it say nothing happens; the others say it’s spellbinding. Clooney plays an assassin, or maybe an assassin’s mechanic, who’s paid to build a sniper rifle for a customer in a desolate European village. Amid this simple plot is a nefarious undertone of evil that permeates up from the film’s red-hot molten core. Shadowy figures turn up, familiar faces lurk in rear-view mirrors, chase sequences explode in violence … the film seems intent to wrap its true purpose in an enigma. And Clooney’s job is to figure it all out.

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8. Conviction / Fair Game — Here are two movies in similar tone, and with similar ideas: authority figures covering up the truth in order to persecute innocent people. Conviction stars Hilary Swank who gets a GED, graduates college and becomes a lawyer so she can exonerate her brother of a crime he didn’t commit. Fair Game stars Naomi Watts as a covert CIA agent who’s ousted by the Bush White House as payback for the writing her husband (Sean Penn) published about the lies that took us into the Iraq War. Both movies are true, and both movies have phenomenal female leads. Both will make you angry at a system that grinds forward, the gears lubricated with the blood of innocent Americans.

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9. 127 Hours — Would you do it: cut your own arm off with a dull utility knife to save your life? Aron Ralston did it after a boulder trapped him inside a canyon in the untamed wilderness. It took him 127 hours, but he’s alive to tell the story. Ralston is played in Danny Boyle’s fantastic movie by the ever-popular James Franco, who actually looks like the scruffy and athletic Ralston. The film, which utilizes the word “oops” to great effect, spends much of the time dealing with Ralston’s internal dreams and thoughts as he seems to glimpse the curtains ready to fall on his life. And when he escapes alive, minus an arm, the film represents joy in a way that pours from the screen.

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10. Restrepo — Critics have said Iraq is our Vietnam. Iraq might be a drop in the bucket by the time troops are done in Afghanistan, a country that, in all likelihood, will become far bloodier than the country housing our other war in the Middle East. Restrepo is National Geographic’s year-long documentary of a forward operating position in Afghanistan’s Korengal Valley, one of the deadliest places in the entire country. The outpost is named Restrepo after a well-liked soldier who was killed there. Film crews follow the soldiers as they live and fight on what seems like the very edge of the Earth. At times it has a reality-show shimmer to it, but it’s always unflinching as it looks at the soldiers and their agonizing duty in a war they don’t understand.

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11. The Town — Ben Affleck’s acting gets a lot of heat from critics. His directing … not so much. In fact, Affleck the director has received downright glowing marks, first with Gone Baby Gone and now this rip-roaring bank heist movie The Town. Filmed in his hometown of Boston, Affleck’s picture was a welcome surprise to the late-summer/early-fall season. Starring Affleck and the terrifying Jeremy Renner— fresh off his incredible turn in Hurt Locker The Town was an electric action-thriller.

MORGAN update

In February of 2010 I submitted a post regarding the (then) present disposition of a play I had written years before, but until then had never released. The play is titled MORGAN and to this day remains a passion in my life.

It’s funny how some things come into being. My young daughter and I had been watching one of the many dreary King Arthur movies on television, when she turned to me and asked, “Morgan le Fay? Who is HE?”

I answered as best I could, but in the back of my mind I was already envisioning a play that would justify that question.

Before I put a single word on paper, I spent three years reading every novel, history, and commentary I could find regarding the literary Arthur Pendragon and his estranged half-sister, Morgan. (There’s reasonable evidence to suggest that an “Arthur” actually lived, and that he was so far removed from the legend as to be almost unrecognizable.)

I made a couple of interesting discoveries.

The first – a somewhat humbling realization. In 6th century England there were both crude and sophisticated civilizations, religions, and codes of conduct. Intelligent thought was in evidence. My country has yet to HAVE a 6th century. During the time of Arthur, where I live was swamp lands – Indians hadn’t even reached here.

The other discovery was more to the point. Throughout most of the narratives, there is a recurrent theme along these lines; Morgan was evil, a schemer, a witch, jealous of her half-brother, and constantly plotting his downfall for never fully explained reasons. Eventually Arthur “wins,” but only after prolonged struggle and cost (including his life.)

I soon realized the problem started with Arthur. He was ultimately the winner, and history is almost always written by the last group standing. The truth, as I discovered, is that Morgan was the victim in every sense of the word. As a child she witnessed her lands taken away, her father killed, and her mother raped. To put it in modern terms, Morgan witnessed a terrorist attack.

So that became Act I of my play.

Act II chronicles Morgan’s rise to power. It seems reasonable (as literature) to suggest that Druids existed at that time, that Merlin was a Druid High Priest, and that they wielded real mystical power. Morgan, being a woman, realized her only opportunity to effect justice was by embracing black arts. She became second only to Merlin, and outlasted him.

Act III follows her descent into madness and the suggestion of recovery. She became an absolute power, and “absolute power corrupts absolutely.” She became Hitler at his worst. With the death of Arthur she loses her powers and there is an implication that she could eventually regain a degree of sanity.

The play ends with an irony. Without her constant prodding, Arthur would have been nothing. If left in peace, he would have been an insignificant king of a lackluster kingdom, one in a long line of dusty footnotes. Instead of destroying him, she directly and indirectly created the legend.

Now you have the picture. It’s a large and complex work. No theatre I know is capable of producing it. (Key words here are “I know.”) About a year ago I was discussing the language in the play with a friend who produces mainly Shakespeare plays. She asked to read it, and a month later asked if I would allow the work to be considered for production by them.

I agreed, made note of it in a blog, and then forgot about it.

A couple of days ago one of my favorite commentators asked for an update. Here it is.

In November the Shakespeare producer contacted me and said her company would produce the play if I would direct. Since at the time I was neck deep in the RICHARD III production, I postponed answering.

And that’s where I am now. I don’t know if I want to do this.

I just don’t know.


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Quick Party Drink Markers




Though this quick crafty accessory for New Year's Eve comes a bit last minute, I am stuck in Idaho on my way home to Nebraska after a lovely winter holiday with my family in Washington, & I'm trying to occupy my time in the hotel by passing the hours away with some creative fun.



Mr. WhiMSy love bought us some sparkling apple cider & plastic champagne glasses to ring in 2011 in our hotel room. And I was immediately inspired...

I have always loved the creative drink markers I've seen over the years. And I thought up a couple super quick, seriously easy ways to mark your drinks at a party-- (in minutes!)-- so your guests can easily keep track of which drink is theirs.

The first idea is to cut 1 1/2" felt circles in different colors. Fold the circle in half & snip a 1/4" slit. Fold in half the other way & cut another slit. Slide the stem of the glass through the felt circles & then snap on the bottom of the glass.



The other quick idea is to simply tear strips of fabric & tie them around the base of your stemware.

Cheers!
Happy 2011!!!
♥ Nikki


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I love my family

So every holiday for me has always been about being able to spend time with family and just chat, eat and enjoy everyone's company. Holidays are usually the only time a family of our size can really get together. This year, Christmas was just that, in a completely different way.

Every year, my dad's side always celebrates Christmas on Christmas Eve. Due to everyone living so far away, we usually alternate from having it either in the Sacramento area, or the Bay Area. We got to have my uncle host Christmas Eve one last time. My uncle has been battling cancer for awhile, but the 2 weeks before Christmas, we watched it spiral downward pretty quickly. Yet no one ever saw him moping or complaining about the pain. Realizing the unfortunate truth, we all prayed for one more Christmas and a peaceful passing. We all got what we asked for. As of the afternoon on Christmas Day, my uncle has been in peace.

My dad had made this comment to me while we were both walking to my car. "Your uncle brought us all here to America. I can't believe he's gone now. Us aunties and uncles have been very close. You and your cousins all better be the same. Don't lose sight of your family." Me and the cousins are all pretty close already, and we definitely don't plan to change that.

IF I'M TOO DRUNK TOMORROW HAPPY NEW YEAR


HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM CUBICAL COUNTRY

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WIN COMPILATION


With so many fails of 2010 it's nice to see some wins for once.

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Coach Freidgen - You're Fired!

Congratulations University of Maryland football coach and winner of the A.C.C. Coach of the Year Award. You just won the inaugural Military Bowl. Guess what?!! You're fired!

Who's running the show down there in College Park? What happens in Prince George's County continues to surprise me, though it shouldn't. Whoever is making those wonderful decisions in PG County, you're qualified to work for the government!

THIS MAYBACH IS HOT

Dubbed the Cruiserio, the special Maybach made its debut at Daimler headquarters in Stuttgart, Germany. The coupe retains most of the parts of the saloon, including its 600+ horsepower twin-turbocharged V12 engine, but modifies much of the bodywork and swaps four doors for two larger ones.

Only 100 examples will be made with a €675,000 ($894k) price tag. But with a waiting list extending 9-12 months, if you want this particular example, it’s available via JamesList from the Saudi capital of Riyadh for # € 715,000 (approximately $940k).
I'm getting one for the new year.

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THIEVES STEAL ALMOST 1 MIILION IN JEWELRY


Three brazen bandits ransacked a Manhattan diamond store and walked away with nearly $900,000 worth of baubles in a heist reminiscent of the movie "Ocean's Eleven."
Police yesterday released a 24-second video of the thieves -- who wore masks, hats and dark clothing -- using their gloved hands to quickly empty display cases at Ultra Diamond on Sixth Avenue at 23rd Street, in the Flatiron
District, at 5 p.m. Christmas Day.
In a break-in style similar to one portrayed in the hit 2001 George Clooney movie about a Las Vegas casino robbery, the crafty crooks climbed to the roof of an adjacent building and crossed over to the roof of the store, which also houses a Burlington Coat Factory.

Two of them smashed a hole in the store's wall, possibly with a sledgehammer and crawled inside, according to law-enforcement sources.
To cover their tracks, they managed to disable some of the store's video cameras and its recording system.
But they didn't foil all of the surveillance equipment, because investigators found at least one camera still functioning, sources said.It provided the video that police released yesterday.
While inside, the bandits used a claw hammer to smash several glass display cases, and began piling up their loot.
As this was going on, one of the crooks used a cellphone to alert the third man, who snaked his way through the hole in the wall.
All three men, who seemed to be highly professional, then broke into an office in the store and looted more jewelry from a safe.
When they were done, the men left through the hole in the wall with their loot, which included gold and platinum wedding bands, diamond engagement rings, watches, earrings, bracelets and other jewelry.
The total haul was valued at $897,000, but cost $321,000 wholesale.
Look for all this stuff on ebay or craigslist.
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GIVE ME A KINDNEY AND GET OUT OF JAIL


JACKSON, Miss. – A debate is unfolding over an unusual offer from Mississippi's governor: He will free two sisters imprisoned for an armed robbery that netted $11, but one woman's release requires her to donate her kidney to the other.
The condition is alarming some experts, who have raised legal and ethical questions. Among them: If it turns out the sisters aren't a good tissue match, does that mean the healthy one goes back to jail?
Gov. Haley Barbour's decision to suspend the life sentences of Jamie and Gladys Scott was applauded by civil rights organizations and the women's attorney, who have long said the sentences were too harsh for the crime.
The sisters are black, and their case has been a cause celebre in the state's African-American community.
The Scotts were convicted in 1994 of leading two men into an ambush in central Mississippi the year before. Three teenagers hit each man in the head with a shotgun and took their wallets — making off with only $11, court records said.
After 16 years in prison, Jamie Scott, 36, is on daily dialysis, which officials say costs the state about $200,000 a year.
Barbour agreed to release her because of her medical condition, but 38-year-old Gladys Scott's release order says one of the conditions she must meet is to donate the kidney within one year.
The idea to donate the kidney was Gladys Scott's and she volunteered to do it in her petition for early release.
I think that this is a win win until she discovers how much that transplant will be and has to pay the medical bills.
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Carl Sagan

Been watching a lot of his series "Cosmos" recently. It's soooooo great!

WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE FOIR THE END OF THE YEAR: ANOTHER YEAR, BIUTIFUL, BLUE VALENTINE


ANOTHER YEAR



BIUTIFUL



BLUE VALENTINE



THE WAY BACK

You know I have not heard of any of these movies nor do I care to predict. I'm going to get drunk for New Years. See ya.

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WE HAVE ALL OF THE LIGHTS


Behind the scenes footage of Kanye West All Of The Lights video. Should be hot.This is my favorite song off the album

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Bring It, 2011!

click on image to enlargeThere are a lot of motivating new year's resolutions, goals and lists floating around out there. Personally, I'm going with the idea of new year mantras. Reminders to live by on a daily basis. Above is my first one for 2011. I plan to post it on my mirror as a morning smack to the brain to remember to think big.May your 2010 go out on the highest of notes and your 2011 be

Review: Battle Dress by Amy Efaw

Tags: YA, college, West Point, military, army, feminism, sexism, family

Summary

For Andi and 1000 other incoming freshmen at West Point Academy, the first six weeks of the summer are the Beast, an intense training regime designed to break them all down, weed the weak from the rest, and reshape them into the best future members of the US Army. Andi battles taunts from squad leaders, classmate prejudices and problems, and her ongoing issues with her messed up family, and finds out what being a cadet truly means.

Review

Most of you do not know this about me, but I have always been fascinated by military protocol. For a nation that champions individuality and creativity, its military seems to be one of the last bastions of enforced conformity and groupthink. Coming from both a collectivist and individualistic culture, I can see the pros and cons of this military protocol. BATTLE DRESS was a solid glimpse into the mysterious world of West Point, although Andi’s internal conflicts were a little roughly drawn.

Creative insults and capital letters flood the pages of BATTLE DRESS, appropriate for the strict discipline surrounding West Point. I enjoyed how the book so thoroughly created the terrifyingly intimidating environment of the Beast: small details such as the different uniforms required for different activities, the time (these cadets have to get up unbelievably early), and the language really contribute to making you feel as if you were experiencing Beast too—without the ridiculously early wake-up calls and five-mile runs, that is.

So I appreciated the details that made Beast come to life for me, but felt much less connected to all the characters, including Andi. There is a sort of running conflict between Andi and her unsupportive, mentally abusive family, and Andi’s feminist side. What exactly a kind of space does a female occupy in the still male-dominated military world? Andi’s feminine roommate, Gabrielle, and a handful of stereotypical sexist squad members contribute to the theme of women’s rights in the military, but in a way that always felt very glossed over and underdeveloped.

Interestingly enough, I think this book might’ve worked better for me if it had just stuck with a straightforward presentation of Beast and not tried so hard to make Andi have complicated emotional issues. I felt like Andi’s struggles to overcome her family’s disappointment, contributing to and combined with her obsession with proving herself in Beast, lent a forced feel to the story. No, I’m not questioning the fact that she has family issues—but issues as delicate as that one need to be carefully and thoroughly developed, and I think that BATTLE DRESS may have relied a bit too much on Andi’s family’s inarguable meanness to carry that part of the plot along.

Overall, however, BATTLE DRESS will make a great read for anyone interested in West Point or the military training culture. Amy Efaw’s personal experience translates well onto the page, and the book does not disappoint in that aspect.

Writing: 3/5
Characters: 3/5
Plot: 3/5

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5


Cover discussion: 3 out of 5 - This is actually a reprint of a book that came out a decade ago, and I think that the redesigned cover will make it much more appealing to the modern YA reader. It keeps things short and straight to the point, and the title fonts are cool, even if the title itself is a rather bizarre attempt to touch upon both the book's military and feminism issues.

Penguin / Dec. 2, 2010 (reprint) / Paperback / 304pp. / $8.99

Personal copy bought.

Scott Sanzone Charged with DUI

I'll be catching up on a lot of stories. I like to point out politicians who get in trouble with the law. Since they write the laws, I never want them to think that they are above it. However, that doesn't always seem to be the case. There are plenty of politicians who have broken the law, but seem to have the right connections and plenty of money to get out of trouble (e.g. Kumar Barve).

In October, Sykesville Town Councilman Scott Sanzone was arrested for Driving Under the Influence. According to the Carroll County Times, Sanzone was arrested by a Maryland State Police officer near Jeroby and Village Roads in the town of Sykesville.

I hope that Councilman Sanzone doesn't morph into the likes of former Baltimore County Councilman Sam Moxley who has had at least two run-ins with the law over drinking and driving.

Dear Martin O'Malley....

Dear Martin O'Malley,

You thought you were rid of me, didn't you? You are not so lucky. To the contrary, while my misfortune has been to your benefit, you can consider your reprieve over.

To fill you in, my youngest daughter was diagnosed with leukemia. Keeping you honest has not been a priority of mine. However, you will be pleased to know that she responds well to treatment and is currently in remission, though her chemotherapy will continue for at least another 2 years and 4 months.

Maryland has some great hospitals and doctors, but I don't want you to take credit for that because you have nothing to do with that benefit. I have a great employer who has been very supportive during our challenging times, but I don't want you to take credit for that, either. You have nothing to do with employers supporting their employees in Maryland when in fact you seem to go out of your way to chase profit-seeking companies out of the state because they are greedy big businesses.

I must say that your defeat over former Governor Robert Ehrlich was a win-lose situation for me. I lose because you remain as Governor. I win because I can continue this blog to point out why you and many of your cronies do not deserve to be in office.

So, in summary, you can put your guard back up, start spinning the news, and release the rhetoric. Eludius is back, Buddy-Boy.

They Gonna Die!



I squeezed in one more post in 2010...

So, last week Karen listed all the celebrities that she has chosen for her 2011 Death Pool. I’m not joining any this year, but I have in the past. But, even though I’m not part of a death pool, I thought I would list some of the people I expect to kick the bucket in 2011.

In no particular order…

Michael Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Aretha Franklin
Abe Vigoda – This is the year it finally happens!
Dick Clark
Nancy Reagan
Margaret Thatcher
Bob Barker
Zsa-Zsa Gabor
Mike Wallace
Don Imus
Betty White – It’s really the only way she can top 2010.
Courtney Love
Charlie Sheen*
Larry King
Jerry Lewis
Ted Turner
The Dude who hosts “Man vs Food” on the Travel Channel
Julian Assange
Peter Faulk
Eli Wallach
Morgan Freeman Nelson Mandela
Fidel Castro
Kim Jong Ill

And as always, I will add Jim Cantore to the list. One of these hurricanes will get him eventually.


I don’t know what the rules of the pool that Karen joined are, but a couple of years ago the one I joined did the 100 – the age of the celebrity at death = your points.

Say you had Blake Edwards in your death pool this year. Edwards died recently at the age of 88. So ..

100 – 88 = 12 points

So, I decided to roll the dice and put Dakota Fanning on my list two years ago. She was only 14 at the time and had she gone into a terrible teenage depression and started taking drugs and abusing alcohol and done a “River Phoenix” and dropped dead on the sidewalk, I would have gotten 86 big points and almost definitely been the winner. Unfortunately she didn’t die and I didn’t win. Although, I blame Nic Cage, who I also had on the list, more than her because I didn’t really want her to die.

Anyway, this wasn’t an “I want these people to die” list. Obviously, since Nic Cage isn’t on it. So, I’m not rooting for them to kick. I’m just saying that I think the chances are good that they will.



*And the hooker(s) that are with Charlie at the time of his passing will die too. Which will make them celebrities also.


In other news, we had another award-winning episode of “I'm With Stupid” last night. Matt-Man covered the Baby Drop in Muncie, IN, made a few predictions for 2011 and our very own Keith Olbermann did a special commentary concerning BTR's new rules. In fact, you can hear Keith right here:

And, if you would like to listen to the show, you can do so in the player over on my right sidebar. Or you can go to the show's homepage RIGHT HERE and listen or download it to listen to later on your favorite mp3 device. Lots of options!

Happy New Year Everybody!

Dolphin Boat













The Innespace Dolphin, Sweet Virgin Angel, performs a demonstration on Lake Shasta, CA.

Innespace Productions is a company dedicated to creating and demonstrating high performance submersible watercraft.
This boat is intended for underwater and surface navigation, but its main strength is that it can jump out of water with the same accuracy as it is done by dolphins. Watch the video for practical demonstration.

Via: innespace.com

Ice Hotel


































Bone chilling Ice Hotel "Glace" located in Quebec Canada.