Nothing sums up all that goes down between men and women better than the act of anal intercourse. It’s not about making children and it’s not about being friends. It’s about how the struggle to get one another in bed becomes a struggle acted out IN bed, where all things are weighed out on the twin scales of pleasure and pain—pushing countering patience, effort countering letting go, hardness

Double-jointed really means loose jointed: sometimes I come so hard a space opens up between my legs and hips, technically making me taller.

Pain is more than a kind of feeling: for many it is a way of being that makes them realize they took all other ways for granted.

Philosophy and the Mirror of Nature

It wasn't cuz he was a big time CEO that left me shaken--it was the anger itself, that rose like a yo-yo in my chest, revealing that I hadn't yet forgiven him, and there was still a ways to go...

Notes for DRAFT letter to Bill Gates

Advertising genius:If you want a brand to be really hot you’ve gotta be willing to let it lay low for at least 6 months to a year, maybe more. By lay low I mean only cryptic ads with no mention of the product whatsoever and utilizing a theme, slogan or phrase that will never be used in relation to the actual product. Only a privileged few test users will be told of the significance to the brand

I bought a coca-cola BlaK cuz I read about it on stereolabrat's site...when I got it home and tried to open it the top was sealed on TIGHT. I went at that shit with scissors and a knife and still I couldn't get the top off...What started as a drink i wasn't sure i'd like and had only purchased cuz a sick-ass blogger had written about it on her sick ass site became something i was DESPERATE to

im staring boob eyed at the boob tube.the desert of daytime network programming...it feels so good to expect so little.meanwhile im revolutionizing home entertainment in my mind.

The fraudulence paradox: the more time and effort you put into trying to appear impressive or attractive to other people, the less impressive or attractive you feel INSIDE.

The voice of yr beloved—a thing so close it is already half in yr head.Launched from those lips u love to kiss: yr lover’s voice flows into yr ears and alights upon yr skin and flutters gently there, like yr lover’s fingers running up and down yr body, warming the oxygen rich, spring soil of yr heart.No wonder when I asked an ex girlfriend who’s subsequent girlfriend had a sex change and now

Anger is the result of wrong perceptions: misunderstanding the nature of what u saw or heard.This is true in every case.

Fear of sleep, fear of success, fear of becoming a creepy mess...

Everything that has ever happened to u and anything that ever will was meant to be. Every false start,failure, fuck-up, freakout and fall HAD2BE

*yr paranoid heartbreak beats

All around the world there are those of us who are united by beats. Repetitive, sampled, electronic, drum, beats. Beats you recognize and beats u don’t but somehow they are ALL familiar, as if pulsing in time with the blood in your veins. Something started in the 1970’s and criss-crossed the world several times over. Wherever you were—there was this music that was coming from the cities, it

What the world doesn’t need is another novel so fuck me trying to write one. Novels are so last century. Like psychotherapy and CDs and Bjork and the notion that “after everything” one can still find happiness in life as a “charming failure” simply by sliding across the polyurethane surface of multi-cultural meaninglessness and absurdity the same way the finger of a potential customer slips

now im sitting here watching school of rock and eating subway.the world doesn't need my whining.the world needs a joyous song.

another friday nite and im brushing the tears away.there are no prizes for being smart. there never have been. unless u count escaping and surviving--two things i've done several times each. fucking hell.

bear in mind--we all fall behind from time to time...

"The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered."--Oscar Wilde

Bono Inspires Brad Pitt, Not Angelina Jolie

The Hollywood celebrity Brad Pitt denies his current humanitarian efforts as a result of his relationship with UN goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie, insisting Bono is his inspiration. The celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have been dedicating their time to a number of charity projects in recent months and the media speculated that the reason for Brad Pitt's implication is his life next to Angelina Jolie. However the Hollywood actor tells America's TV Guide publication that he took Bono as his role model for his humanitarian works, calling the frontman "a wonderfully dedicated beast unto himself". While right now Brad Pitt only concern is the birth of his child, the actor admits his charity work is soon slow down.

In other celebrity news, Brad Pitt will narrate a new PBS documentary RX For Survival - The Heroes which airs in America later this month.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

soon i had no choice but to crush up three or four ultram ers and snort a fat rail on my red aluminum commode.i found myself fingering myself in the bathroom, either imagining or actually hearing my neighbors having sex then pulling up my chinos i ran out into the city streets...pain free, brain free...a gigantic bubble of air had risen like a tumor from my lungs pushing thru my throat to my