Okay, so TT was the first to ask and then Drowsey Monkey and Anndi both said that they also wanted to know: “How is it you've managed to stay single for so long?? Is there a commitment issue?”
First let me tell you that the story of my love life is not particularly interesting. In fact, there really isn’t a lot to tell. I’m not exactly the most suave dude when it comes to women.
But, the short answer the question of why I am not married is … Basically because I have pretty much NOT wanted to get married. And because there really hasn’t been anyone that was willing to marry me. So it’s worked out pretty well.
Part of it is because I’ve moved so much. I moved something like 17 times in an 18 year period. No, not 17 different cities, but it was kind of indicative of how my life was going. Nothing was all that stable. Women hate instability almost as much as prospective employers.
I also admit to having been really picky. WAY pickier than someone of my general averageness has any right to be. But, I couldn’t help it. The first rule I had was no kids. Now, when I say that I hate kids I’m not kidding. Okay, I am. But, I really just didn’t ever feel up to taking over as daddy for someone else’s kids. I in know way was judging single mothers. Hell, I was raised by a single mother! I agree that this was a pretty selfish attitude, but at least I was always honest about it. And then there is the fact that I’m pretty sure I would be a shitty father.
Although I do have to admit that now that I’m the big 4-OH, I’m finding that so many single women my age have older kids and even some have grown kids and that doesn’t bother me all that much. Besides, if anyone is looking for a “daddy” to pay for college, they aren’t looking at me! LOL
And then there is the “I’m not really where I want to be, but things will be better and more stable soon and that will be a better situation” thing. Yeah, that keeps happening too. And before you say it, YES, if I would stay in one freaking place and settle down a bit then this wouldn’t be a fucking problem. You got me on that one.
And then there’s my general lack of game when it comes to women. Don’t let my rugged good looks and boyish charm fool you. Or the fact that I have brought sexy back to the blogosphere. I have NO GAME when it comes to the babes. None. That’s why I’m going to have to have a contest where everyone comes up with a personal ad for me and I’ll pick a winner and post it sometime next year.
MOM: STOP READING
Just for the record here, I have had FOUR one night stands. But, despite my general lack of game, I have had TWO afternoon stands, ONE very late night stand, ONE mid-morning after class stand, ONE private booth at a strip club stand and ONE out back behind the dumpsters stand. Just thought I’d share. ;-)
MOM: YOU MAY RESUME READING
And then there’s the “the ones I wanted didn’t want me” thing. Okay, we’ve all been there. And admittedly there is the “I didn’t want the ones who wanted me” thing. But the second one hasn’t happened nearly as often as the first.
And I could go into a rant about how I am apparently too nice. It kind of looks to me like if I treated women like shit and was abusive and a cheater then the women would be all over me. Or at least it seems that way sometimes. But, I won’t go into that now.
So, why am I not married? As you see there are a number of reasons. Some of them are good reasons and some of them not so good. But it usually made sense to me at the time at least.
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Thursday, December 11, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
I Actually Accomplished Something ...
The Christmas and Hanukkah cards have been sent!
That’s right kids, more than 30 people across the U.S. and Canada now have both a handwriting and DNA sample from me.
What? The DNA sample is on the envelope you pervs!!
Anyway, that is done. Unless YOU were wanting a card and haven’t yet emailed me an address to send it too. Better hurry if you do!
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Okay, how ‘bout I answer a couple more questions from way back when I asked if anyone had any …
The lovely and talented Scarlet wants to know if I will play “Truth or Dare” here on my blog. Hmmmm …. I’ll have to think about that one. You guys are pretty perverted so I would definitely have set boundaries if I did. I’ll think it over.
Jeff wants to know What was the mischievous thing you ever did growing up?
Well, as you know I was a very good kid who never got into any kind of trouble EVER. But, I would say the most mischievous thing was when, right after we all watched “Poltergeist” I snuck into my sister, Kell’s room and placed a clown doll on her bed. It scared the shit outta her. That was good times, man. Good times.
Apathy Lounge had three questions: 1) If you could ONLY watch one sport on television (and in real life)...what would it be?
Probably college football. It’s usually much more compelling than most other sporting events.
2)Do you call it dressing or stuffing? … Dressing.
3)Favorite kind of pie. … Apple. With some vanilla ice cream on the side.
And anonymous emailer asked: Blondes, Brunettes or Redheads?
Yes, please. ;-)
Okay, I know a lot of people who ALWAYS go for basically the same type of chick or guy. I remember when I was a kid a local funeral parlor director got a divorce. A couple of months later I saw him and his wife at the store and I turned to mom and said “I thought you said he got a divorce?” She was like “He did. That’s his new wife.”
I just looked at mom for a minute and she finally said “Yes, his new wife does look EXACTLY like is ex-wife.”
I don’t think I’m that way. I find all kinds of sexiness and attractiveness in all kinds of different women. Mostly it comes from them being smart and funny and nice people.
But, I do admit that I have always found dark-haired, dark-eyed chicks pretty hot.
Freakazodj asked: Question #1. What do you love most about yourself?
That I’m a pretty good friend who people can count on. I hope so anyway.
Question #2. Do you have a favourite (she’s Canadian so she gets to put that “u” in there) cheerleader (or group thereof)?
I love them all. ;-)
Moe Wanchuck asked: Jay....do ladies watch as much internet porn as guys like us do?
Well, this may come as a surprise to some of you, but I actually don’t watch very much porn. Most of it is boring and has bad lighting.
But, I’m guessing that women watch just about as much as I do and considerably less than you. ;-)
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And finally if you’re wondering what that smell is, it’s the foul stench of failure that still lingers over my fantasy football team. I couldn’t even make the playoffs in my own freaking league.
I think it was kind of fitting to come into the final week of the regular season only needing a win to make the playoffs and have my guys all play like crap. You guys are such teases! Win two straight only to tank on the final week. Clever!
I especially want to thank David Gerrard for his steadfast refusal to stop throwing the ball to the other fucking team. Way to stick by you beliefs there dude!
Okay, that’s all I’ve got. I’ll be back tomorrow to discuss my love life.
That’s right kids, more than 30 people across the U.S. and Canada now have both a handwriting and DNA sample from me.
What? The DNA sample is on the envelope you pervs!!
Anyway, that is done. Unless YOU were wanting a card and haven’t yet emailed me an address to send it too. Better hurry if you do!
--
Okay, how ‘bout I answer a couple more questions from way back when I asked if anyone had any …
The lovely and talented Scarlet wants to know if I will play “Truth or Dare” here on my blog. Hmmmm …. I’ll have to think about that one. You guys are pretty perverted so I would definitely have set boundaries if I did. I’ll think it over.
Jeff wants to know What was the mischievous thing you ever did growing up?
Well, as you know I was a very good kid who never got into any kind of trouble EVER. But, I would say the most mischievous thing was when, right after we all watched “Poltergeist” I snuck into my sister, Kell’s room and placed a clown doll on her bed. It scared the shit outta her. That was good times, man. Good times.
Apathy Lounge had three questions: 1) If you could ONLY watch one sport on television (and in real life)...what would it be?
Probably college football. It’s usually much more compelling than most other sporting events.
2)Do you call it dressing or stuffing? … Dressing.
3)Favorite kind of pie. … Apple. With some vanilla ice cream on the side.
And anonymous emailer asked: Blondes, Brunettes or Redheads?
Yes, please. ;-)
Okay, I know a lot of people who ALWAYS go for basically the same type of chick or guy. I remember when I was a kid a local funeral parlor director got a divorce. A couple of months later I saw him and his wife at the store and I turned to mom and said “I thought you said he got a divorce?” She was like “He did. That’s his new wife.”
I just looked at mom for a minute and she finally said “Yes, his new wife does look EXACTLY like is ex-wife.”
I don’t think I’m that way. I find all kinds of sexiness and attractiveness in all kinds of different women. Mostly it comes from them being smart and funny and nice people.
But, I do admit that I have always found dark-haired, dark-eyed chicks pretty hot.
Freakazodj asked: Question #1. What do you love most about yourself?
That I’m a pretty good friend who people can count on. I hope so anyway.
Question #2. Do you have a favourite (she’s Canadian so she gets to put that “u” in there) cheerleader (or group thereof)?
I love them all. ;-)
Moe Wanchuck asked: Jay....do ladies watch as much internet porn as guys like us do?
Well, this may come as a surprise to some of you, but I actually don’t watch very much porn. Most of it is boring and has bad lighting.
But, I’m guessing that women watch just about as much as I do and considerably less than you. ;-)
--
And finally if you’re wondering what that smell is, it’s the foul stench of failure that still lingers over my fantasy football team. I couldn’t even make the playoffs in my own freaking league.
I think it was kind of fitting to come into the final week of the regular season only needing a win to make the playoffs and have my guys all play like crap. You guys are such teases! Win two straight only to tank on the final week. Clever!
I especially want to thank David Gerrard for his steadfast refusal to stop throwing the ball to the other fucking team. Way to stick by you beliefs there dude!
Okay, that’s all I’ve got. I’ll be back tomorrow to discuss my love life.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Just Another Day ...
Okay kids, back to answering some of your questions.
Rockdog wanted to know: "What is a typical day with Jay like?"
5:00 am: Wake up to Christian music on the radio.
5:01 am: Masturbate furiously.
5:02 am: Shit, shower and shave.
5:20 am: Check world financial markets to see how my portfolio is doing.
5:21 am: Check email
5:35 am: Check comments on my blog
5:38 am: Check Twitter.
5:41 am: Check my Facebook page for status updates, friend requests, and to see how many Pieces of Flair I have been sent and how many snowballs have been thrown at me.
5:50 am: Check news and sports headlines on several different sites.
5:55 am: Check email.
5:56 am: Check Twitter.
5:57 am: Check blog comments
5:58 am: Check Facebook again.
6:00 am: Do morning stretching exercises.
6:15 am: Do morning Yoga exercises.
6:30 am: Morning meditation time in which I completely block out the whole world and go to my happy place. Which is a tropical island with just me and my blog crush.
6:59 am: Pee.
7:00 am: Check email, twitter, blog comments and facebook again.
7:05 am: Eat breakfast consisting of granola and organic fruits.
7:15 am: Read the New York Times, The New York Post, The Washington Post, The Washington Times (notice I read both the “liberal” and “conservative” papers). The Los Angeles Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Times, La Prensa, Le Monde, Jerusalem Post, Haaretz, Bangkok Post, The Asahi Shimbun, Moskovskaya Pravda, Correio de Brasil, Sydney Morning Herald and Cape Argus.
8:00 am: check email, twitter, blog comments and facebook. (repeat every 8 minutes from now on throughout the day.)
8:05 am: Begin reading and commenting on blogs.
8:30 am: Pee.
8:31 am: Have a banana for a snack.
8:32 am: Resume reading and commenting on blogs.
9:00 am: Begin answering requests for nude pics from all my fans.
9:00:01 am: Begin signing restraining orders agreeing to stay away from Natalie Portman, Michelle Rodriguez, Kate Beckinsale, Lauren Graham, Diane Lane, Nigella Lawson, Mary Kate Olsen, Jennifer Tilly, Megan Good, Judi Dench, Miley Cyrus and various bloggers.
9:15 am: Call President-Elect Obama and give some of my excellent financial advice.
9:30 am: Do 100 sit-ups and 100 push-ups and then mediate again.
9:58 am: All natural granola bar and 8 ounces of pure bottled water.
10:00 am: Watch The View
10:47 am: Pee
11:00 am: Watch Ellen
12:00 pm: Watch Rachael Ray and eat lunch consisting of an organic salad, salt-free crackers and Lentil soup and more bottled water.
1:00 pm: Watch One Life to Live. Marvel at how hot Adriana is.
1:56 pm: Pee and take afternoon dump.
2:00 pm: Go to the mall to walk
2:30 pm: Krav Maga training.
3:00 pm: Practice Belly Dancing while watching “Shimmy” on Fit TV.
3:30 pm: Watch “Everyday Italian w/ Giada de Laurentiis”
4:00 pm: Watch “Gilmore Girls.”
5:00 pm: Watch “Jeopardy.”
5:28 pm: Pee
5:30 pm: Prepare a healthy dinner consisting of some Tofu and two organic vegetables
6:20 pm: Clean up after dinner.
6:30 pm: Bible study.
7:00 pm: Watch wholesome TV show such as “Little House on the Prairie.”
7:58 pm: Pee
8:00 pm: Watch another wholesome TV show such as “Touched by an Angel.”
9:00 pm: Turn off TV so I don’t get corrupted and go back to reading and commenting on more blogs.
10:00 pm: Write up thoughtful, whitty, family-friendly blog post and post it.
10:30 pm: End of day stretching and yoga exercises.
10:55 pm: Pee and before bed beauty ritual.
11:00 pm: Put on my jammies and after checking email, blog comments, Twitter and Facebook one last time, say my nightly prayers and then crawl into bed and sleep while dreaming beautiful, sweet, wholesome dreams.
Of course on weekends I spend most of my time first reflecting on all the good things that happened the week before, and then on all the blessings that will happen in the week to come. And volunteering at a local children’s shelter, of course.
So basically that’s Jay’s schedule.
Rockdog wanted to know: "What is a typical day with Jay like?"
5:00 am: Wake up to Christian music on the radio.
5:01 am: Masturbate furiously.
5:02 am: Shit, shower and shave.
5:20 am: Check world financial markets to see how my portfolio is doing.
5:21 am: Check email
5:35 am: Check comments on my blog
5:38 am: Check Twitter.
5:41 am: Check my Facebook page for status updates, friend requests, and to see how many Pieces of Flair I have been sent and how many snowballs have been thrown at me.
5:50 am: Check news and sports headlines on several different sites.
5:55 am: Check email.
5:56 am: Check Twitter.
5:57 am: Check blog comments
5:58 am: Check Facebook again.
6:00 am: Do morning stretching exercises.
6:15 am: Do morning Yoga exercises.
6:30 am: Morning meditation time in which I completely block out the whole world and go to my happy place. Which is a tropical island with just me and my blog crush.
6:59 am: Pee.
7:00 am: Check email, twitter, blog comments and facebook again.
7:05 am: Eat breakfast consisting of granola and organic fruits.
7:15 am: Read the New York Times, The New York Post, The Washington Post, The Washington Times (notice I read both the “liberal” and “conservative” papers). The Los Angeles Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Times, La Prensa, Le Monde, Jerusalem Post, Haaretz, Bangkok Post, The Asahi Shimbun, Moskovskaya Pravda, Correio de Brasil, Sydney Morning Herald and Cape Argus.
8:00 am: check email, twitter, blog comments and facebook. (repeat every 8 minutes from now on throughout the day.)
8:05 am: Begin reading and commenting on blogs.
8:30 am: Pee.
8:31 am: Have a banana for a snack.
8:32 am: Resume reading and commenting on blogs.
9:00 am: Begin answering requests for nude pics from all my fans.
9:00:01 am: Begin signing restraining orders agreeing to stay away from Natalie Portman, Michelle Rodriguez, Kate Beckinsale, Lauren Graham, Diane Lane, Nigella Lawson, Mary Kate Olsen, Jennifer Tilly, Megan Good, Judi Dench, Miley Cyrus and various bloggers.
9:15 am: Call President-Elect Obama and give some of my excellent financial advice.
9:30 am: Do 100 sit-ups and 100 push-ups and then mediate again.
9:58 am: All natural granola bar and 8 ounces of pure bottled water.
10:00 am: Watch The View
10:47 am: Pee
11:00 am: Watch Ellen
12:00 pm: Watch Rachael Ray and eat lunch consisting of an organic salad, salt-free crackers and Lentil soup and more bottled water.
1:00 pm: Watch One Life to Live. Marvel at how hot Adriana is.
1:56 pm: Pee and take afternoon dump.
2:00 pm: Go to the mall to walk
2:30 pm: Krav Maga training.
3:00 pm: Practice Belly Dancing while watching “Shimmy” on Fit TV.
3:30 pm: Watch “Everyday Italian w/ Giada de Laurentiis”
4:00 pm: Watch “Gilmore Girls.”
5:00 pm: Watch “Jeopardy.”
5:28 pm: Pee
5:30 pm: Prepare a healthy dinner consisting of some Tofu and two organic vegetables
6:20 pm: Clean up after dinner.
6:30 pm: Bible study.
7:00 pm: Watch wholesome TV show such as “Little House on the Prairie.”
7:58 pm: Pee
8:00 pm: Watch another wholesome TV show such as “Touched by an Angel.”
9:00 pm: Turn off TV so I don’t get corrupted and go back to reading and commenting on more blogs.
10:00 pm: Write up thoughtful, whitty, family-friendly blog post and post it.
10:30 pm: End of day stretching and yoga exercises.
10:55 pm: Pee and before bed beauty ritual.
11:00 pm: Put on my jammies and after checking email, blog comments, Twitter and Facebook one last time, say my nightly prayers and then crawl into bed and sleep while dreaming beautiful, sweet, wholesome dreams.
Of course on weekends I spend most of my time first reflecting on all the good things that happened the week before, and then on all the blessings that will happen in the week to come. And volunteering at a local children’s shelter, of course.
So basically that’s Jay’s schedule.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
A Few Answers and One Story ...
Okay, so you might remember that way back before I left for Thanksgiving I opened the floor for questions. So, I’ll answer some of them here today and then I’ll answer some others later.
Captain Corky asked: Are you ready to admit that the Colts are going to represent the AFC in the Super Bowl this year, or what?
No. The team to beat in the AFC is Pittsburgh.
Avitable asked: When applying peanut butter to your crotch for a dog to lick off, is it better to use creamy or chunky?
Chunky. You know, there really isn’t anything funnier than feeding a dog peanut butter. That shit gets stuck to the top of his mouth and it may take him 30 minutes to get it unstuck. Do that some night after you’ve been drinking and you’ve got some quality entertainment right there.
Newt asked: What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Pee. Then I check my email.
What is the last thing you do before you fall asleep at night?
Check my email then pee.
Mr. Vinny Bond asked: 1) how did you select such a punk-a** fantasy football team?
Hey that punk ass team is on the verge of making the playoffs thanks to Steve Slaton’s stunning performance on Monday Night Football!
2) When is your a** getting to Memphis and some beers and some Uncle Lou's Fried Chicken?
As soon as I can get a bullet-proof vest.
3) Are we really going to arrange an event to Tunica in the spring...get some people off their a**es for a blog-union of sorts?
I think that would be an excellent idea. Tunica would work. There are shows, buffets, gambling and … well, I don’t know what the strip clubs are like there, but we’ll figure something out.
Brad asked: What was your favorite toy as a child and what is your favorite toy as an adult?
Let’s see. Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots was really cool. I had these little hand-held electronic football and basketball games that I played A LOT. And various other electronic devices.
As an adult? My Real Doll.*
Catscratch asked: Please tell me, Jay.... Why is it you chose the Viking hat?
I didn’t choose the Viking Helmet. The Viking Helmet chose me. That’s the way those things work.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had a sexual experience with another man?
Actually no. Not that I haven’t been asked though. Funny story. I went to Eureka Springs one day with two other dudes. They had something to do there and I just went with them cause I didn’t have anything else going on. Anyway, we hit this bar cause it said $1 longnecks on the sign. So we go in and order our beers and are just hanging out right? After a bit, I get up and go to the pisser. I get in there and they have these two urinals. So I’m doing my thing and I look over and there’s this dude looking at my junk! Then I realized he was actually looking at this mirror that was strategically placed on the wall so anyone who walks into the bathroom can get a look.
Needless to say I found that a bit strange.
So, I get back to our table and I’m not about to say anything to my buddies cause I don’t want to be the only one to experience that. So a few minutes later, both of my friends had to go to. Then, while they were gone, that dude who was checking me out in the bathroom comes up to me and starts trying to chat me up! Well, honestly sometimes it’s just nice to be asked, right?
Anyway, my friends both came back and were like. Dude. Did you see those mirrors? And I was trying to be all cool like and said “NO” Then one of them asks "You think this is a gay bar?" I was like "Well, the guy who just hit on me is probably gay. "
So, we stayed for a couple more beers anyway. I mean, $1 longnecks is a good deal. I think both of my friends were kind of jealous that they didn’t get hit on though.
So … uh .. what were we talking about? Oh yeah, the answer to that question is “No”.
Okay, that’s all for now. I’ll be back with more answers tomorrow.
* I keed, I keed. Those things are expensive as hell!
Captain Corky asked: Are you ready to admit that the Colts are going to represent the AFC in the Super Bowl this year, or what?
No. The team to beat in the AFC is Pittsburgh.
Avitable asked: When applying peanut butter to your crotch for a dog to lick off, is it better to use creamy or chunky?
Chunky. You know, there really isn’t anything funnier than feeding a dog peanut butter. That shit gets stuck to the top of his mouth and it may take him 30 minutes to get it unstuck. Do that some night after you’ve been drinking and you’ve got some quality entertainment right there.
Newt asked: What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Pee. Then I check my email.
What is the last thing you do before you fall asleep at night?
Check my email then pee.
Mr. Vinny Bond asked: 1) how did you select such a punk-a** fantasy football team?
Hey that punk ass team is on the verge of making the playoffs thanks to Steve Slaton’s stunning performance on Monday Night Football!
2) When is your a** getting to Memphis and some beers and some Uncle Lou's Fried Chicken?
As soon as I can get a bullet-proof vest.
3) Are we really going to arrange an event to Tunica in the spring...get some people off their a**es for a blog-union of sorts?
I think that would be an excellent idea. Tunica would work. There are shows, buffets, gambling and … well, I don’t know what the strip clubs are like there, but we’ll figure something out.
Brad asked: What was your favorite toy as a child and what is your favorite toy as an adult?
Let’s see. Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots was really cool. I had these little hand-held electronic football and basketball games that I played A LOT. And various other electronic devices.
As an adult? My Real Doll.*
Catscratch asked: Please tell me, Jay.... Why is it you chose the Viking hat?
I didn’t choose the Viking Helmet. The Viking Helmet chose me. That’s the way those things work.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had a sexual experience with another man?
Actually no. Not that I haven’t been asked though. Funny story. I went to Eureka Springs one day with two other dudes. They had something to do there and I just went with them cause I didn’t have anything else going on. Anyway, we hit this bar cause it said $1 longnecks on the sign. So we go in and order our beers and are just hanging out right? After a bit, I get up and go to the pisser. I get in there and they have these two urinals. So I’m doing my thing and I look over and there’s this dude looking at my junk! Then I realized he was actually looking at this mirror that was strategically placed on the wall so anyone who walks into the bathroom can get a look.
Needless to say I found that a bit strange.
So, I get back to our table and I’m not about to say anything to my buddies cause I don’t want to be the only one to experience that. So a few minutes later, both of my friends had to go to. Then, while they were gone, that dude who was checking me out in the bathroom comes up to me and starts trying to chat me up! Well, honestly sometimes it’s just nice to be asked, right?
Anyway, my friends both came back and were like. Dude. Did you see those mirrors? And I was trying to be all cool like and said “NO” Then one of them asks "You think this is a gay bar?" I was like "Well, the guy who just hit on me is probably gay. "
So, we stayed for a couple more beers anyway. I mean, $1 longnecks is a good deal. I think both of my friends were kind of jealous that they didn’t get hit on though.
So … uh .. what were we talking about? Oh yeah, the answer to that question is “No”.
Okay, that’s all for now. I’ll be back with more answers tomorrow.
* I keed, I keed. Those things are expensive as hell!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
So Whatcha Wann Know?
I don’t have much going on today. I just have a couple of PSA’s for ya.
1. This will be my last blog post until Monday, Dec, 1. Well actually I’ll post sometime Sunday night on the 30th. I’m leaving Saturday for the big city. Yup, I’m going to be hanging out under the bright lights with lots of cosmopolitan people, drawing energy off the buzz of the big city and seeing all the amazing sights.
Wait .. no I’m not. I’m going to Omaha, Nebraska.
I’ll be going up there, hanging out with sensible Midwesterners and doing the family thing for Thanksgiving.
So, that means I won’t be posting next week. Unless I feel the urge to post once or twice, but I doubt it. BUT, I will be sure to make my way around to your blogs a few times. I have to keep all my stalking stills sharp, ya know.
I’ll catch up on the WWC when I get back by doing both this coming week’s and the next week’s words. Then I’ll figure out what to do from there.
2. I’ve done this a couple of times over the last couple of years and I know that many other people have done this too. Tink did it back when I did, and recently Matt-Man and Knight have, so I thought it was time to do it again too.
The floor is open to your questions. Anything you wanna know? Is there anything about me that has been keeping you awake at night? Or it doesn’t have to be about me. It can be about anything. If I don’t have an answer I’ll make something up. Or you could always ask me to make an honest assessment of your legs, booties or boobies if you want. Just throwing the idea out there. ;-)
But, here’s where I’m going to be all different and creative and shit. I’m going to VLOG some of the answers! I might vlog all of them. I might just answer them on video and then post a vlog where I answer a couple of the questions every day for a week. Something like that. Or I might vlog some and just post some answers the old fashioned way. I’m kind of making this up as I go along. Kind of like life itself.
So, come up with a question or two and post them in the comments or email them to me. Feel free to ask them anonymously if you want. I’ll be taking the questions all through next week.
Okay, that’s all I’ve got. Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving and a great week! I’ll still be around some next week when I can. So look busy!
1. This will be my last blog post until Monday, Dec, 1. Well actually I’ll post sometime Sunday night on the 30th. I’m leaving Saturday for the big city. Yup, I’m going to be hanging out under the bright lights with lots of cosmopolitan people, drawing energy off the buzz of the big city and seeing all the amazing sights.
Wait .. no I’m not. I’m going to Omaha, Nebraska.
I’ll be going up there, hanging out with sensible Midwesterners and doing the family thing for Thanksgiving.
So, that means I won’t be posting next week. Unless I feel the urge to post once or twice, but I doubt it. BUT, I will be sure to make my way around to your blogs a few times. I have to keep all my stalking stills sharp, ya know.
I’ll catch up on the WWC when I get back by doing both this coming week’s and the next week’s words. Then I’ll figure out what to do from there.
2. I’ve done this a couple of times over the last couple of years and I know that many other people have done this too. Tink did it back when I did, and recently Matt-Man and Knight have, so I thought it was time to do it again too.
The floor is open to your questions. Anything you wanna know? Is there anything about me that has been keeping you awake at night? Or it doesn’t have to be about me. It can be about anything. If I don’t have an answer I’ll make something up. Or you could always ask me to make an honest assessment of your legs, booties or boobies if you want. Just throwing the idea out there. ;-)
But, here’s where I’m going to be all different and creative and shit. I’m going to VLOG some of the answers! I might vlog all of them. I might just answer them on video and then post a vlog where I answer a couple of the questions every day for a week. Something like that. Or I might vlog some and just post some answers the old fashioned way. I’m kind of making this up as I go along. Kind of like life itself.
So, come up with a question or two and post them in the comments or email them to me. Feel free to ask them anonymously if you want. I’ll be taking the questions all through next week.
Okay, that’s all I’ve got. Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving and a great week! I’ll still be around some next week when I can. So look busy!
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