Okay, in Alaska...Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.What, so if I'm in an airplane and just happen to look down and spot a moose, the moose police are going to, what? Handcuff me to my teeny, tiny seat? Give me a Time Out in the teeny, tiny bathroom? Not give me my teeny tiny bag of peanuts? Make me drink that teeny tiny, nasty-ass can of water, or worse, that stuff they call orange juice? Push me out the door? Take me to Alabama and flick boogers at me?
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. Well, damn. I always like to jostle a sleeping bear to get that hilariously spontaneous photo to post on Facebook. Now what do I do?
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. Bah-hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm thinking this wins Alaska the award already. WTF???
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car. But it's still okay to put the kids up there, right?
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city. Well, where's the fun in that?
Clowns beware! This is all the law stated. Gotta say, I'm a little scared.
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. I'm totally moving to Alaska. There is a ton of awesome moose-play going on up there.
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops. There are flamingos in Alaska??? This one is almost as good as pushing the moose out of an airplane. Almost. But, not quite. Pushing a moose out of an airplane... Bah-hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows. Just try and stop me.
Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist. So, why the hell is Sarah Palin still alive?
Okay, so far Alaska is the winner - even though the Governor of Alabama is campaigning hard. I think the moose in the airplane thing has him worried. It should. That can't possibly be topped. Can it?
I tell you, I can't wait to find out...
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