That's What I Get For Raising Smart Ass Children

So, the other day my son and I were getting our teeth cleaned at our bi-annual trip to the dentist. He was x-rayed and cleaned first - then came over to hang out with me while they worked me over. Christian went to the toy box to get his prize - even though he is 16 years old. The yo-yo sucked so he went back to get something else. The chair was reclined back, my eyes behind the protective glasses were closed and my mouth was wide open. The Dental Hygienist turned her head to grab a tool and my man-child crammed a toy truck in my mouth.

It. Was. Awesome.

The Name Game

Okay, Internetland, We Shebang Girls Need Your Help. Put on your funniest, cleverest, silliest, thinking caps and fire away...

Thanks!!!

Product Of The Month: Star Whores, The Darth Invader

BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And... Ouch.

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Celebrities with opened mouth

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 1. Michelle Rodriguez. 
Michelle Rodriguez star of the television series "Lost" are not just taking pictures on the red carpet in a fit of emotion.

Happy Easter Internetland!

Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow

Funnest job I've done in quite a while... The Tongue Guy totally cracks me up.

And, yes, they gave me product. And, yes, I used. And, yes, I nearly fell over at what scraped off my tongue. Holy shit and a big, fat ewwwwww - can't believe anyone ever made out with me! Internetland, run out and get one of these immediately.

This Hot Mom is totally a convert.

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Yep, There's One For Coochies

So, of course, I HAD to see if there was a Vagina Museum. And, Yessiree Bob, I Googled and up popped The Original Vulva Museum. Of course, it's all artwork and jewelery inspired by the marvelous muff and not actual specimens like in the penis palace. Cause let's face it, a room full of old vaginas - pickled, canned or dried; human, elephant or platypus - would only look like a bunch of shriveled fruit and, honestly, who would pay money for that?

Same with the Museum of Menstruation. Been there. Done that.

Then I found this Vulva Bed that you can actually crawl into complete with a clitoral hood pillow to rest your weary head upon. While this item might be very useful in therapists offices when re-birthing patients dealing with Mommy issues; wild weekend feminist retreats; and Tequila-lubricated lesbian slumber parties, it's not exactly my cup of tea. But a giant penis-shaped, wrap-around body pillow?

Dear Santa...

He Picked A Peck Of Pickled WHAT???

Iceland's Penis Museum Finally Gets Human Specimen

(Well, it's about damn time!)

LONDON (AP) - In life, Pall Arason was an attention-seeker. In death, the 95-year-old Icelander's pickled penis will be the main attraction at one of the world's most bizarre museums.

Sigurdur Hjartarson, who runs the Phallological Museum in the tiny Icelandic fishing town of Husavik, says Arason's organ will help complete his extensive collection of whale, seal, bear, and other mammalian members.

The museum has been open since 1997 but Hjartarson has long waited for a human specimen to round out his display.

Hjartarson says that Arason, a friend, agreed to help by having his penis donated after his death.

The medical director of Akureyri Hospital said Tuesday that the operation was carried out in January under the supervision of a doctor at a local morgue.

Okay, bravo for having the museum. Fascinating, subtly seductive, cool, hip and forward thinking. I would totally spend hours perusing. But, I'm sorry, a 95-year-old Icelander's pickled penis??? The combination of being so riveted to that freaking jar that I couldn't possibly look away if I wanted to, mixed with the desperate need to run screaming from the building, might actually be the thing to finally cause my spontaneous combustion.

The Best Backhanded Compliment I've Probably Ever Received

(Said to me the other night by Facing East partner Duane as we were going over some schtuff:)

"Oh, Em... You would totally be my type if I were single. And you were single. And I was drunk."

The Girl and The Desire

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Favorite New Picture: We Will Go Down

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Let them that are blessed with understanding, understand. Those that are not, just enjoy the juicy (probably bubblegum flavored) lip-gloss. It's funny. Trust me.

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Do not, I repeat - DO NOT, click on, check out, glance at, browse, loiter on or stalk This Website if you are not a fan of Madcap Adventures of the Sexually Ridiculous.

Mom, that means you. Not kidding.

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The new face of LOLTATZ

Four eyed or Faux eyes? I think this guy could be the new face of LOLTATZ.

POW! POW!

F*ck I love this movie. This is awesome.

Whatever helps you remember

Left hand: Wipe bum with. Right hand: Eat food with.

Baby Bieber: The Onion

This made me laugh.

And then it made my head hurt and my nose bleed.

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