Yep, There's One For Coochies

So, of course, I HAD to see if there was a Vagina Museum. And, Yessiree Bob, I Googled and up popped The Original Vulva Museum. Of course, it's all artwork and jewelery inspired by the marvelous muff and not actual specimens like in the penis palace. Cause let's face it, a room full of old vaginas - pickled, canned or dried; human, elephant or platypus - would only look like a bunch of shriveled fruit and, honestly, who would pay money for that?

Same with the Museum of Menstruation. Been there. Done that.

Then I found this Vulva Bed that you can actually crawl into complete with a clitoral hood pillow to rest your weary head upon. While this item might be very useful in therapists offices when re-birthing patients dealing with Mommy issues; wild weekend feminist retreats; and Tequila-lubricated lesbian slumber parties, it's not exactly my cup of tea. But a giant penis-shaped, wrap-around body pillow?

Dear Santa...