I'm Just Being Helpful ....

So a lot of people love to open up their blogs to questions from their commenters. Or they start up a Formspring account so people can ask or even have an ask box on Tumbr. I know a lot of times it's hard to come up with a question right on the spot. So, I thought I would help everyone out with that and list a few questions that you can ask people in these situations...

Is it normal to get so much pleasure from scratching that little area between my balls and my asshole?

If a 15 year old girl LOOKS 25, it's totally okay to masturbate to her, right?

Who is more likely to be a homicidal child molester: Atticus Finch or Rhett Butler?

More useful super power for a stalker: X-Ray Vision or Night Vision?

Would you rather have a super high IQ or genitals that taste like bacon?

Seriously, isn't it obvious that Cameron ended up marrying Sloan after they and Ferris Bueller graduated?

Do you ever look at the Dali Lama on TV and think “I could sooooo kick that old dudes ass?”

Which of Snow White's Seven Dwarfs do you think is the hottest and why?

Who would win in a fight between Verne Troyer and Woody Allen?

Could you describe for me, in detail, your most recent sexual experience?

Honestly? Is taking my girlfriend to Waffle House for our anniversary THAT bad of an idea?

Do you ever take suggestive or naked pics of yourself and could you send some of them to me?

Do you know of any good home hemorrhoid remedies?

How many restraining orders would you consider to be excessive?

Be serious. Do you find me creepy just because I downloaded all your Facebook pics and taped them up around my mirror?

So, I hope this helps the next time someone requests that people ask them questions and you can't come up with anything right away.

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In other news, whenever a terrible event such as the shootings in Arizona this past week happen, it's always important for someone to help the country get past it emotionally by lifting their spirits and making them feel better. Well, that's just what Matt-Man and I plan on doing this week on “I'm With Stupid”

Tragedy in Tucson: The Lighter Side will air at 11 pm EST on Blog Talk Radio. We'll talk about how hot Gabby Giffords is, get a live remote from Matt-Man's Ego by Kim Fragile, check in with Marty Marstein live in Tucscon and I will have a special, exclusive interview with God. All that and more! So tune in and if you'd like to, you can give us a call and help us, help America.