Wednesday, December 22, 2010

This Is Soooo What I Am Asking Santa For


Ladies, tell your guy to stop his search for the perfect gift. Here it is - the treat that every woman dreams of. A Vaginal Steam Bath!!!

Totally serious thing. I love that there's an "identical treatment for men." Wa-hoo! You and your man can have your carpets cleaned together. Fer cute! But, I'm thinking that I don't really want anything with wormwood or mugwort tea anywhere my coochie. It sounds like I'd get an infection that only a magical romp in the swamp with Harry Potter would cure.

No thanks.

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