Jesus' Sex Life is None of Our Business...

Some arteest in Denver has a display of his work at a local museum/art gallery type place.  There are 7 panels of his work being shown and in the corner of one of these panels is a depiction of Jesus having sex.  Surprisingly enough, there are some people who have a little problem with this.  And, like everyone who has a problem with anyone or anything in this country, they're not keeping it to themselves.  About 30 or so of them decided to protest outside of the museum to give the guy even more publicity and probably lots more people to come and view his work to publicly project their anger upon this dude.

Oh, so we're all pretending that Jesus was a virgin now?

I didn't know the alternate title for the Holy Bible was "The 35 Year old Virgin."  I mean really, we're supposed to believe that Jesus never got it on?  Have you ever seen Mary Magdalene?  That chick was HAWT!  I know this surprises a lot of people, but my research has determined that Mary looked a lot like Israeli actress Moran Atias ...


See how hot she was? I'd attack her Gaza Strip!  And check out THOSE Golan Heights!  Oh, I know that when we were kids we were all taught she looked more like Golda Meir.  But, that was just to keep us from masturbating to her.  Fact is, Mary Magdalene was damn sexy and I’m guessing Jesus was all over that!

Also, Jesus was pretty wild in his college days.  That happens when they go to a big public university.  Jesus was hanging out with a pretty wild crowd.  Prostitutes, strippers, gamblers and other partying types.  You know, "my people."

Oh sure, there's that whole "Jesus died without sin" thing, but it's entirely possible that he simply declared himself sin-free and everybody just accepted it.  Just like Newt Gingrich and Rudy Giuliani have.

I do have to tell you that I did go to Google and put "Was Jesus a virgin?" into the search engine to see what I would get.  Lots of interesting stuff there.  I did find a few sites similar to Yahoo Answers where a person posts a question and then regular everyday people answer them for us.  On one of the site I found someone posted this answer to my question...


“I DON'T CARE! I'm NOT saying I DON'T believe in God and/or Jesus. I'm just saying I DON'T CARE if He was a virgin or not! NONE OF MY BUSINESS. . . . . . . .or YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


Don’t be getting all up in Jesus' business yo!  You don't need to know if he was a virgin or not and you shouldn't be asking.  I mean, the J-Man doesn't stick his nose in YOUR private life, does he?  He isn't out there telling who you can and can't have sex with and shit like that.  He isn't telling you not to spank it videos of Miley Cyrus dancing around in Daisy Dukes and kicks while pretending that she's giving you a lap dance, DOES HE?

HELL NO! 

They make a good point.  It's not that an artist's depiction of Jesus having sex is offensive.  It's just none of our business.