Star Magazine Apologizes To Katie Holmes About Drug Cover Headline

Fitchburg and Leominster MA Entertainment News, Presented By The Coolest Guy On Earth. - Many magazines like Star Mag are always exaggerate the reality or make up stories base on rumors about celebrities or important people to create great selling headlines that will make consumers buy their publications. And sometimes they go too far, but this time Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise's wife fought back and won!



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At least this time Star magazine admitted their mistake and apologized to Katie. Next time you should keep those headlines tide to the truth!...



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More Apologies ...

First, the words for next week’s WWC are “Go Green” and “Square.”


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So, I after yesterday’s post (I’m not linking to it, all you have to do scroll down one post, is that too much to ask?) I decided that there are a few other people who need to be apologizing for forcing others to be rude or do something stupid.


- Divine Brown should apologize to Liz Hurley for being so damn hot that Hugh Grant couldn’t possibly resist her and forced him to cheat on Liz with her.

- Baseball player Randal Simon should apologize to John Rocker for being an overweight black man. This of course forced Rocker to call him a “Fat Monkey.” Plus, all black, Hispanic, Asian and most certainly gay people should also apologize to Rocker just for living. Which is obviously something he’s not comfortable with.

- Jews should apologize to Mel Gibson for … uh … being Jewish, I guess. Also, that female cop in Malibu should apologize to Gibson for having a great rack, forcing him to call her “Sugar Tits.”

- Black people should apologize to Michael Richards for not sitting in the back and keeping their mouths shut.

- Ireland Baldwin should apologize to her father Alec for her not being right there when he calls every single damn time. Thoughtless little shit.

- Asians should apologize to Rosie O’Donnell for being Asian and talking funny.

- Willow Palin should apologize to David Letterman for having an older sister who got knocked up at 16 forcing Letterman to tell a tasteless joke on his show.

- NBAer Rudy Tomjonavich should apologize to Kermit Washington for getting in the way of Kermit’s fist while he was throwing punches.


- Ron Cey should apologize to Goose Gossage for getting his head in the way of the Goose’s 95+ mph fastball in the ’81 World Series.

- Joe Theismann should apologize to Lawrence Taylor for getting his leg in the way of Taylor’s helmet and getting it crushed.

- Blacks should apologize to Jimmy the Greek for forcing him to get drunk and make all kinds of comments in front of a camera about how blacks have evolved, or not, and why they are superior athletes.

- While they’re at it, blacks should also apologize to Al Campanis. They clearly forced him to go on Nightline and say that blacks lack the intellectual abilities to be upper management of major league baseball teams.

Sure does seem like black people owe a whole lot of people apologies for their being all black and shit.

- Hell, blacks should apologize to the South for making them secede from the union and go to war with the United States.

- Gay men should apologize to Idaho Senator Larry Craig for just being too irresistible while sitting in mens bathrooms.


There are some people who should apologize to me…

- Hot women everywhere should apologize to me for being so damn hot and forcing me to make what some people might consider to be disrespectful comments about them and what I would like to do to them. And for forcing me to stare at them creepily.


- Tea Party people should apologize to me for being so fucking delusional and crazy that I’m forced to mock them.

- Some Mommy Bloggers should apologize to me for annoying the crap outta me and pretending that they invented motherhood forcing me to mock them too.

- Tequila should apologize to me for being so damn tasty and resulting in my drinking too much and doing things that I might regret later.


And yes, I do have an apology that I want to make here..

- I apologize to the woman who cut me off and was then forced to flip me off because when she cut me off she almost him my car. So very sorry about that bitch babe.

Apologies Are In Order ...

Okay, I’m the kind of guy who can admit mistakes and apologize when it’s called for. I think it’s important for men to be able to apologize and guys, I tell ya, girls find a man who can admit when he’s made a mistake pretty damn sexy. So, because I’m a decent person and want everyone know that I don’t think I’m too good to apologize, I thought I would do this post today.

Last week I included, in one of my posts, something that quite honestly was just uncalled for. It was mean and thoughtless and hurtful. It was just another one of my cheap, desperate attempts at being a Cynical_Bastard and trying to fill space on this bog. And it was totally unwarranted.

So today I apologize to Buddy II for implying that he was “dim.”


Buddy II is a really sweet, caring and loyal dog and he didn’t deserve for me to simply call him “not too bright” just because the WWC word for last week was “bright.”

What? You thought I was going apologize for the Brady post? Pfffffft ... Please.


Anyway, now that I’m on a roll showing everyone how sensitive and thoughtful I am, I thought I would issue a few other apologies that I probably should have done in the past, but haven’t because I haven’t joined any 12-step programs yet.


- Okay, I apologize for that 12-step program crack.


- Back when I was in 7th grade a new girl started school at the semester break. Her name was Betsy and I might have engaged in a little good-natured fun by calling her “Betsy Wetsy.” Obviously I didn’t make this nickname up for her and call her that first. I made it up and told someone else to call her that.

Seriously though, it’s really her own fault. If she hadn’t been so busy ... uh ... developing faster than the other girls and if she hadn’t had those amazing green eyes and long legs I would never have had to pretend that I didn’t think she was hot.

Anyway, sorry about that Wet ..uh .. Betsy.


- While I was in high school I was playing in a golf tournament over in Diamond City, Arkansas. On that course the 1st hole and the 4th hole run side-by-side. I was on the 1st and a person that, well let’s just say that he and I were competing against each other, was over on the 4th. Anyway, that person hit his drive over into the 1st fairway. So I might have driven over his golf ball with my golf cart and smushed the ball it into the ground a bit.

That was kind of unsportsmanlike. So uh, sorry dad.


- When I was a junior at the University of Arkansas, a freshman student came up to me and asked where Geology Dept offices were. So, I sent him to the complete opposite corner of the campus, which meant, he not only had to walk all the way across campus and back to the get to the right place, he had to walk up a very steep hill on the way back.

When I ran into him a couple of weeks later he told me “that wasn’t cool man” and when I asked what he was talking about he reminded me. I then said “Ohhh dude, I thought you were asking about the Geography Dept.” Best part was he bought it.

Sorry about that dude.


- Many years ago I worked for a tooling manufacturing company running some mills and lathes. It was pretty hot and nasty work and I got damn dirty every night. We had this goofy maintenance technician who would take off his glasses and set them on the table and go into the men’s room right before lunch break. So, I would go over and grab his glasses so that I left a greasy fingerprint right in the center of the glasses.

Yeah, that was kind of childish, so I apologize to that dude too. But, you do have to admit that the fact that I was able to do this every single night for 3 freaking weeks before he FINALLY stopped leaving his glasses there was pretty funny.


- To all the strippers who I have told I was a doctor, lawyer, corporate CEO or someone that would make oodles of money, I apologize. Strippers are good decent people and they don’t deserve to have people like me lying to them like that.


Okay, so there are probably a few other things that I have done that I should have apologized for, but can’t seem to think of any right now. But, I tell ya, I feel pretty good about myself today after this. I think I’ve shown all men that it’s okay to say you’re sorry. And I know you guys are all very proud of me too.