It Was a Good Week...

So, it's been a pretty damn good week here in Redneckville for yours truly.

First, I posted this pic of some dude holding up an “I'm not a stalker” sign at a Maria Sharapova match in the Australian Open with the caption “If you have to hold up a “I am not a stalker” sign, then you are probably a stalker...

And check out who “liked” the pic and caption...

Yup, my stripper girlfriend! Even though she doesn't KNOW that she's my stripper girlfriend, but that's not important.

Also, here's Maria Sharapova in case you were wondering about her stalkeeness:

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Next, check out the email I got...

I am Mrs Maries Etters, a devoted Christian. I have chosen you for an inheritance. Please contact me for more details. Private contact email “insert her email here*” thank you.

Hell yes! Finally, my desires for an older, accident prone heiress with a nagging cough have been answered!

Unless, she means that she has chosen ME to leave HER an inheritance. In which case we are both going to be very, very disappointed.

*Oh and I deleted her email address. You didn't think I was going to let any of you greedy bastards jump in there and take my place, did you?

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And then, as if it hasn't already been a freaking awesome week already, on Sunday morning I was going through all the socks lying on the floor trying to find two that didn't have holes in them and just for the hell of it decided to go through all the drawers in my room. Guess what?! Yup, I found FOUR pairs of socks that I didn't know I had. Hells yes!

Four good pairs of socks! They've probably been in that drawer since 2007.

And now I get to use the money that would have gone to some new socks on MORE PEPSI!

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And somebody FINALLY realized that Pizza and Cookies are the perfect combination and came up with THIS:

Good job DiGiorno!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I made the @StevenAdamsWV Daily!

One of the tweets was a re-tweet of HeyCamerman's video of Jets QB Mark Sanchez wiping a booger on his teammate's uniform. That was a little childish, but funny anyway.

And the other was when I was pimping “I'm With Stupid” which is totally worth pimping at all times and if you didn't listen to last week's show you totally should cause it was pretty damn good.