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WARNING: THE STUNTS AND THE ACTIONS PERFORMED BY THE ATHLETES TAKES YEARS OF TRAINING, PLEASE KEEP YOURSELF SAFE AND DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

The life on Earth started a little before 500 million years . This is a mere estimation done by conducting Carbon Dating of the oldest rocks on earth. For those of you who don't know what Carbon Dating is, well they can just assume that it's different from Internet Dating and produces better results.

Man is said to be evolved from Monkeys. These multi-million years of evolution of Monkeys resulted in a more intelligent but more violent specie called Humans.

The basic difference nowadays between us and them is in fact, we use Toilet Paper to keep our hygiene clean while they just don't use anything.

Toilet Papers are the creations of the 21st century. Those of you who don't know what it is, it is "a soft paper product used to maintain personal hygiene after human defecation and urination".

The days are not far when all the major MNC's will jump in this "Toilet Paper" business.
Now i will recall and rephrase some of the famous marketing slogans of companies to sell "Toilet Paper".

1. American Express: Don't leave home without it.
                                     A real pocket Friend.

2. CNN: Be the first to use.
               I guess they don't sell and recycle used paper cause that so uuuuu huhhhhhh!!!!!!

3. KFC: "Finger Lickin Good".
               Well, I won't recommend this immoral actions to my readers!!

4. McDONALD'S: I am Lovin It.
                                Some just love to cherish this moment..!!

5. AT&T: Reach out and Touch Someone.
                 Don't let the aroma and sensation divide our love!!

6. APPLE: Think Different.
                   Nah, It's just a fuckin toilet paper...

7. BLACK VELVET WHISKEY: Feel The VELVET.
                                                        Ooooooooooh it TICKLES, ain't it...?

8. CASTROL: LIQUID ENGINEERING
                         What now, does it comes in flavors too??????

9. YELLOW PAGES: Let your Fingers do the Walking.
                                     Readers please don't follow what they say. Fingers are meant to perform basic motions and this isn't basic.

So we learned  how TOILET PAPERS are in increasing demand.
"SAVE WATER, USE TOILET PAPERS"

But on a serious note, the culture where i live in, TOILET PAPER is still a taboo subject. The "TRADITIONAL" ways of hygiene are still dominated in our country. I personally endorse it as it is more comfortable.

As i am on the ending credits of my blog, i can hear my mother rant, "EVEN MONKEYS USE TOILET PAPERS".

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