I DREAM OF JACKSON (PART- 3)LAST WORDS FROM THE HARASSER

I: We are back again folks, streaming live from our studios to all our fans in the globe and the world above.
    I have MICHAEL JACKSON with me here,....
    So, MICHAEL now that you are dead, what would you like to be known in this world?

MJ: Well i want the world to know me as the "only known person who was born a BLACK MAN and died a WHITE WOMAN".

I: Some strong words there man,....
   Your Death , of-course was very tragic and highly controversial.
    Do you remember your last words?

MJ: Death is inevitable, dude.
       I clearly remember my last words...

  
  "TAKE ME TO THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL, PLEASE".

I: We have known from the media the exact time of your death was 3:15 AM.

MJ: Yes, i choose the time myself. I gave a **** JOB to the DEATH. And he was convinced.

I: Oh really, why? What so important about this time anyway?

MJ: Well actually, "Its the only time when the BIG HAND touches the LITTLE HAND".
        No way i can miss this LIFETIME opportunity

I: Michael, you have 2 wonder-full kids to carry your SPECIE alive.
   Now that you are dead, what are the problems that they will face the most?

MJ: Well its a tough one for me too.
       I guess the most problem that they will face is "FIGURING OUT WHICH OF THE PARENTS IS HIS MOTHER?".

I: Sad, isn't it?
   So how are you keeping yourself busy nowadays?

MJ: Well, at first i thought about becoming a CHILD DOCTOR.
       But now i have decided to write a book.

I: Great, finally you are doing something natural.

MJ: Yeah, using my vast experiences in the CHILD mentality, i am writing a book titled
        "DON'T LET YOUR SON GO DOWN ON ME!!!!"

I: Well MJ it's tough question to ask, but, Which is your FAVORITE song?

MJ: That's easy.
       I will "SCREAM" and say its "BILLY JEAN".

I: All right MJ, we are short on time.
   A last one, What would you like to say to all your LITTLE fans around the world?

MJ: "THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL, IT REALLY TURNS ME ON".

I: RIP MJ.
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