I DREAM OF JACKSON (PART- 1)

Last night i had the most frightening and disturbing dream of my life. It has left shattered and bothered since the morning.

But for the luxury of my loyal readers, i have decided to recall it and blog it down.

The shadow in the dream was non other but the deceased soul of the 'King of Pop', MICHAEL JACKSON. He asked me to interview him and wanted to clear all the controversies and conspiracies around him.

INTERVIEW STARTS:

I: 1 2 3, 3 2 1 DREAM TESTING.... 1 2 3, p a k f u c k u .....
We are here with Show Stopper aka Jacko Wacko, MICHAEL JACKSON.
How are you doing Michael?
(Shaking hands with him)

MJ: I am smooth......, I have smooth skin... and I like 'CHILD', sorry,(Bluffing) Smooth Skin.
(Patting my thighs)

I: (Terrified) I guess old habits are hard to pass by...

MJ: Yes, Yes. It's very difficult to loose.
Once a 'NAKED KID', (Embarrassed)sorry, a great man said,"Old Habits Die hard".

I: I can understand.
I still use the 'TRADITIONAL' ways to keep my hygiene rather than TOILET PAPER.

MJ:(Terrified) WTF man, you just took a dump before you shook hand with me....

I: Ah, yes. And i did not soaped my hands.
No need to panic, its just a dream.

So Michael how's the life up there?

MJ: Life sucks in heaven, man. They treat me like a colored.
"THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT US......."

I: Why, What's the problem?

MJ: It's simple. Because I am so "BAD, BAD, I AM SO REALLY REALLY BAD"(Stands and hit the floor)

I: Don't go anywhere folks, we will be right back in my next blog.

AUTHOR'S WARNING:
Dreaming of MJ is subjected to harassment risk. Please read the documents before you sleep.