I DREAM OF JACKSON FEAT ALBERT EINSTEIN (PART- 2)

I: Hello again folks we are  back to our studios streaming live around the world through our various SPONSORS. Thank you Globalization, you were successful in booming our economy. Thank you again for creating Just Two Classes in our society, THE NEEDY ONES AND THE GREEDY ONES.


   MICHAEL is still sleeping in his "hyperbaric oxygen chamber" and will be back in sometime.
   
   So, for the meantime we have been joined by the Guest Soul of ALBERT EINSTEIN (Thanks to our SPONSORS again ) to answers our doubts related to this weirdo little machine that they call "hyperbaric oxygen chamber".


   So ALBERT, Wat's the catch? What is this thing? I heard that the SOVIETS made this machine in the cold war to lower the AVERAGE I.Q. of AMERICANS. 


ALBERT EINSTEIN: Well WAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP, The Oxygen tank rumor was a hoax orchestrated by Michael Jackson himself,       with the help of his publicist at the time, Michael Levine. It was a publicity move, designed to get free press coverage.
In 1986 a tabloid newspaper reported that Michael was using a Hyperbaric Oxygen Chamber to sleep in; as it was claimed that sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber would slow the ageing process. However MJ never owned a Hyperbaric Chamber, much less slept in one.

I: So what do you propose, doc?

AI: Well in the terms of astrophysics and assuming the  gravitation of EARTH be still, "HE FUCKIN FOOLED THE PUBLIC" 

I: I should have known better...

    

    Just in, an email on AMERICAN JOKE send by a soul called "SADDAM HUSSAIN" from Doomsville.

    And he says,

    "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A ZERO(0) AND THE AVERAGE I.Q. OF AMERICA

      

       ZERO(0)"......

     

     Coming back, so ALBERT the hoax about the SOVIETS may be true?

AI: Well, you will better with this example.

      "When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas."  

I: So what you mean is that "The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body,the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast."

AI: Exactly. You INDIANS are really good at the science and all its shit. I like your curries. In heavens,              "curries are thicker than wood".

I: Thank you again ALBERT. It's good to have you here.

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I: We are back folks, there is a sad news that MICHAEL JACKSON could not be here with us. He is still sleeping in his chamber. He said he be right back tomorrow.

    I assure you we will be back again with our up-close interview with MJ.

    Goodbye to all our fans around the world.

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