You know, Just Yesterday PROPHET MOHAMED proposed me to bomb the AMERICAN WHITE HOUSE in return for a ticket to heaven full of virgins.
But I just simply refused, I don't want to be a part of a sinking ship. I am better off writing a blog.
Seriously, what will you do when you don't have my humor?
a) Tickle your(ass)self with a feather. WOULD YOU?
b) Let your dog lick the peanut butter off your face. COULD YOU?
c) Buy yourself a bunny. SHOULD YOU?
But we are totally under control, and me and my viewership are unbreakable. Just like the HIP-HOP culture in the AFRO-AMERICANS.
The following is a latest trend in the KINDERGARTEN books of AFRO-AMERICAN Kid's:
"BROTHER MIKE AND HIS FATHER"
This is an emotional conversation between a child named "MIKE TYSON" and his Father.
MIKE TYSON, OH, MALE BISON,
YEAH DAD, A HUH! DAD,
SNORTING COCAINE?
PIMPING LADIES?
WHAT THE HELL DAD!
WHERE IS MY CUT?
(Mike shoots his Father)BANG!!!!!!!!!!
HUH HUH HUH!!!!!!!
Yeah, that's funny. I know it's too violent but at-least it has a thrill. Most writers are busy reporting religious, democratic, maledective reporting.
For those of you who are still reading this MASTERPIECE, a TRUE FACT for you.
EVERY PAKISTANI SOLDIER IS TAUGHT TO SPEAK A PARTICULAR PHRASE IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.
>PERSIAN: واگذار كردن، سپردن، رهاكردن، تسليم شدن، تحويلدادن، تسلي!
>URDU: TASLIIM KARNA!
>HINDI: MAIN AATMASAMARPAN KARTA HUN!
>JAPANESE: AKIRAMERU!
>CHINESE: WO FANG QI LE!
>SPANISH: ME RINDO!
>ITALIAN: MI ARRENDO!
>GERMAN: ICH GEBE AUF (as quickickly)
>FRENCH: JE ME RENDS!
>ENGLISH: I SURRENDER!
Those of you who still don't get it, Well never mind. You are Fucked in the head, RIGHT?
PLEASE RATE, COMMENT AND PROMOTE IT, RETARDS.
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