COMMUNICATION FAKEDOWN

A great man once said
"In seeking wisdom thou
art wise; in imagining that
thou hast attained it,
thou art a fool".

Seriously i really don't know what he really meant except for punctuations and commas.

Another great man also once said
"You
don't call retarded people
retards. It's bad taste".

That's it, its understandable.

The difference here is communication and we (me and the website) are seriously against any discrimination against the mentally challenged ones.

But on a comical note, our world is full of people who behaves like one.

One of my old friend mistakes SOUTH AFRICA as a continent and SOUTH AMERICA a country.
Is he retard? I don't know. But surely some may say "he's fucked in the head, right" recalling the famous dialogue of the film THE BEACH.

But today on my first ever blog we are going to access the importance of communication and the humour that occurs when its mistaken.

From sign language as a monkey to the hip and trendy English-man. We have evolved a lot.

Today we have reached a day where we can talk, walk, eat and even piss in English. Yes i repeat piss , recall your school days when we would request our teachers "MAY I GO TO TOILET, MISS?".
Get it. Its funny sometimes.

I remember once my mother scolded me and said "YOU ARE SO UNTIDY. EVEN A MONKEY IS TIDY AND HYGIENIC. LOOK AT YOUR FATHER".

Well it may just be a slip of tongue from my mother.

Once i was playing chess with my father. I lost the game in less than a minute. My father said excitedly "HA HA, HA HA. I HAVE BEATEN YOU" and i can hear my mom from kitchen "YES, EVEN A MONKEY CAN BEAT HIM".

This may still be a slip of tongue from my mother.

Its easy to see how important is a language to our civilization. This differentiates us from the MONKEYS,at-least.
One summer i was at my grand father's house. He was very competitive and a fighter. He dared me to a game of arm wrestling. So the game began and he won and twisted my hand violently. I remember my mother complaining "EVEN MONKEYS HAVE BETTER GRANDFATHERS".
So the lesson we learn today is to keep our language plain and understandable and never dare a MONKEY at any game.

As i type the ending phrase of this blog, i can hear my mother from my kitchen "EVEN MONKEYS CAN BLOG BETTER THAN YOU."

This better be a slip of tongue from my mother!!.