'I Speack only english and not even that': DC's top international male escorts for the month of October 2010

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MrNoobody, 22
Madrid

We have to be tempting, otherwise we're nothing.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 200 Euros
Rate night 600 Euros

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chrisreveng, 20
Le Mans, France

I am a very vicious boy cane, I speak english but with me you will have much morbidity league, I have 22cm dick and very dairy, I am very thorough, and French kissing bareback league.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

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Sea_____________, 18
Istanbul

sex............... sex...... bt paid sex is more interesting and enjoyment..... i m here for money..... money can glow my future..... this is the option i have..... pay me and flow my future... means pay me and use me.... for friendship is matter to me.... bt i m nt here for friendship ,,,,,,, pay me_ lets enjoy in sex......... and see on your bed...............................................................its me ha ha ha

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age Below 35 years
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros

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breaking2x, 21
Antwerp

this is not the place where i should be... but because of some reasons behind ( I am Here )...

I dont know how to please my self nor sell my self... it's just that i am just a human who commit mistakes every now and then.

do not judge me because of this. There are some reasons why I am doing this

This is a totally breaking sin for God's eyes, and I am sorry for that. After solving my my dilemmas, i will end doing this.

Info:

TACO- female genitalia
BLUE BALLS- the pain in a guy's testicles when he gets hard but doesn't ejaculate. The medical term for blue balls is arousal-induced genital vascular congestion.
JILL OFF- a new term for female masturbation to correspond with jack off.
NACHO- the sensitive stretch of skin between a guy's testicles and his anus.
HUMMER-a more musical term for a Blow Job
WIDE-ON- the female equivalent of hard on
QUEEF- the noise that air makes when its suddenly pushed out of the vagina by a thrusting penis or that escapes on its own when a woman changes positions.

Dicksize No entry
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Top only
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

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Lenny_SharkSlayer_Summer, 19
Moscow

A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.

I'm a simple but cute performer in sex.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars

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MasterKarim, 20
Toulouse

WE WE WE!!!!!! i'm is moneyboy n I am just a boy who look for a man who understand each other about love..... you can open your pants n edit my big part...... if you want you can be my part.... first lick blow n then I fuck up!I NEVER HAVE PLACE!!!!!!!

Fucking active / passive
Oral active / passive
Watersports active / passive
CBT active / passive
Fisting active
SM active / passive
Bondage active / passive
Dirty active / passive
Kissing upon agreement
Rate / Hour 100
Rate / Night 500
Rate / 24h 1000

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usemyass2010, 24
Oslo

The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 5 Euro
Rate night 50 Euro

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highcost, 24
Madrid

Tell me what you want
then ill tell you my conditions.
No Dilly Dallying... Go Straight to the point.
Save me from the crap.

Dicksize No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 10 Euros
Rate night 100 Euros

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louisvuitton, 18
Tijuana

blowjob me gays hahaha mwah I'm new here please help disribute my number thanks! open foe seb cum and get it hahaha
just text me gays if your horny ok mwah col me nyt and day

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Client age Below 60 years
Rate hour 1 Dollars
Rate night 10 Dollars

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HeartBreaker, 20
La Ciotat, France

A fuck from me is harder than your fucking life! My penis is 20cm glass sex with me if you want to get banned!

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
Client age Users between 30 and 43
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

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deepwaterdeluxe, 18
Mannheim, Germany

mAh rEAL nAmE..
Jeffrey
18 years old,
5'6 height
white complexion
body of a god, the mind of a feather
suck everything that you want
ich bin sex machine

Dicksize No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age Users between 18 and 40
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 500 Dollars

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Brock, 24
St. Louis, Missouri

you looking for me Eye. would you mind if you hire me?

Height 6 feet 1 inches (185 cm)
Weight 145 pounds (66 Kg)
Hair Blonde
Eyes Blue
Chest Hair Smooth Chest
Preference Bottom
Orientation Gay
Cock Size 7.5 inches (19 cm)
Cut or UnCut Cut
Rates hour 3000 Dollars
Rates night 8000 Dollars

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EVANacteurBerryProd, 22
Agde, France

I know that people think I'm sexy and I am looked at as that. It is cool with me. It's wonderful to have sexy appeal. If you embrace it, it can be a very beautiful thing.

And I always had this idea for making a movie a very sexy movie, because I like my character. I'm a lot of fun, I'm sexy, I'm manipulative, I'm dangerous.

COMMON AND GET ME

Dicksize No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 200 Euro

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BrainAndBeyond, 23
Koln

HEY FOKES.. MY NAME IS STEVE.. SCHOOLING AND KEEPING MYSELF GOING DOWN THIS COUNTRY.. PERHAPS AM A PERFECT LISTENER, GIVE MY TIME TO GET WHAT MY CLIENTS ARE PROJECTING.. SERVICE FOR PALS THAT HAVE THE ABILITY TO PROLONG WITH MY OBLIGATION.. I AM HERE 4 RICH GUYS AND FOREIGN GUYS I LIKE THEM A LOT AND NOT 4 MIDDLE CLASS AND POOR GUYS BEC I WANT HARDCORE MONEY IN RETURN.. I WILL GIVE U MY THICK ROD IN UR ASS AND MOUTH GUYS.. ONLY THE PROFI´´S KNOW HOW TO MASTER THIS ART!

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 450 Euros

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unique22, 24
Berlin

I would appretiate if anyone can read the wall of text I am about to write.

Hello Guys. I do understand that this is not most common thing you are about to see. Either way, I got lot of tell you. Please, read the text from top to bottom, it does cover its purpouse.

I am basicaly a normaly guy, I am born in east czech republic, in a small town which has aprox 8 000 people. Back in time, when I finaly made my decision about the fact that I am gay, I had slightly wrong idea. I have told my mother following words "Hey Mom, I like boys, I am gay", she did not accept it, at all. She did throw me on street and I ended up as escort, pure whore, in Prague. Initialy I worked in club called Escape to Paradise. Drinking a lot, trying to make my living. I were somewhat succesfull at saving money and stuff.

After a while, i found me a normal job, first in internet cofee, later on, I tended to guide people and started to travell. Yet, in my heart I did feel so lonely. Even if I am escort ( even these days occasionaly ), I still do have feelings. I never went to dirty stuff for which some ( lots ) of boys are famous for. Such as drugs, or stealing or being extremly wild or be the one you could never count on.

In my entire history, I were always very honest, and mind open. One pretty day, I have found someone. I do not know if it is worsest thing that ever came across my path, or the best. I found that boy on train station in Prague. He was not a pure homeless, he was jsut a guy, similair like me. He had trouble with his family, therefor in his case he could have stayed at home. Instead that, he did choose to live outside. He was very sweet, clean, gentle and lovely. His real name was Frantisek, but he did prefer to call him self Alex.

His life dream, was to move outside czech republic. he simply did not want to live there. Yet, I was purely against it. So I were bad, I wanted to have him next to me. We all do mistakes in our lifetime, bad decisions, wrong behaviour. Later on, we all do regret them. One day, I have lost him. I did not have any idea where he was, all I knew, he is in Germany, somewhere. What I did, with my last cash, I went there. I were in Munich, Hamburg and few other places, searching for him in hundrets of gay places. Never found :( It is more or less 5 years ago, already and sadly.

Nowdays, I have found out, he is in Germany, he has different life, different stuff to do, different people around him, many of you would say let go ! But how can I let go someone whom I trully love even when I did not see him for 6 years ?!?!?

I cannot do a lot with it therefor. Not alone, I need a hand to help me out !! Today, 30.8.2010 at midnight I am writing this letter. There is no more sexy adverb about the qualities I could offer, as any other escorts would do here.

This adverb is about 2 things ! I am sturggling in real life, efficiently being unsuccesfull in most of things I am doing, but generaly it is because I got not a lot to start with. There is no family I could turn to, not a lot of friends, as I did travel a lot.

I want to relocate to Germany at some point, to Berlin to be more exact. And what I ask for ?! If there is THAT one person that can at least SOMEHOW understand my situation, please contact me. If you have power to help me out !

What I need ? Place to stay & some stable work. And honestly ? I do not care if it would be some escort agency or if it would be working in a bar or nightclub as a waitor or working in a supermarcet or WHATEVER. All I just want equals to live in BERLIN, so I would have a chance to see the true love of mine. I do not want a lot from life, I am not a perfect guy even. But I just want another chance in life, but I am unable to make it on my own :(

This is not whining about "I need tons of money ( even tho i do )", nor this is some way to try to trick someone , this is just a search of gay friendly person who is able to help me out, so please, if you are there and you can, let me know. ASAP !

Thank you so very much, Martin. Well known as Unique22 or Uniqui.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking More top
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 270 Euros

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GOODandEVIL, 18
Ciudad de México

im bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnice to k
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnow you

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 170 Euros
Rate night 700 Euros

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My_Private_Idaho, 20
Milan

BUY me.....i'm on sale!
Take fun n pay money!
Get ready for a highly confidential n extreme fun!
In life a person must experience all kind of things that's why i am here!

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
Client age Users between 21 and 40
Rate hour 300 Euros
Rate night 1000 Euros

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diabilito, 22
Cali, Colombia

Bully. nice. tall dark-haired boy. bully. nice. has offered to make you company:)

Fucking passive
Oral passive
Watersports passive
CBT passive
Fisting no
SM passive
Bondage passive
Dirty passive
Kissing yes
Massage passive
Safer Sex sometimes
Rate / Hour 220
Rate / Night 670
Rate / 24h 1300

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lil_dik_4u, 18

Dusseldorf

u feel like a star with me u will like me ım sure every thing ı have is sexsy

Dicksize No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Client age 18 to 70
Rate hour 300 Euros
Rate night 1000 Euros

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Lolita-Farmer, 20
Clermont-Ferrand, France

Boy looking for "customers". Stupid word to describe but in general the right subject. The game and the paying is a detail to discuss between four eyes.

Only for love, nothing like that choice is also matters, one night stand, no i cant forget if i meet anyone, thats why only for money.

I WILL JUST SHOW MY REAL PICS TO SERIOUS TAKERS.

I am a new boy in your citty....if you want wrote me.....kiss you alll

The nice young guy. Write!

Dicksize No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active/passive
S&M No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 9 Dollars
Rate night 2 Dollars

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ABRAHAMSCORT, 21
Ciudad de México

I swallowed as much as I could, but it still ran from the sides of my mouth and down my chin. I turned to see Dave and Paul staring at me, glazed looks on their faces, slowly stroking their own stiff cocks. I knew what they wanted. I didn't disappoint them, not that day, nor the rest of the summer. It was the best summer of my life.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 300 Dollars

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in_2you, 24
Zurich

WE ARE ESCORTS WE ARE TOTLY HIGH

I Speack only english and not even that xoxoxo

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No
Client age Users between 29 and 62
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask
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p.s. Hey. I got decent sleep last night, so no whining for today anyway. ** Emily, Hey. I feel for you. I get jetlag like cows get milked or something. (That comparison being the perfect example, ha ha.) I'm a little better today though. You? ** Oscar B, Oscar! Yeah, I'm here in one piece and all that. That's what I heard about the Clark show: too small being the only downside. I can't wait to see it, even still. How's everything else? I got an email from Chrystel saying the heating is being fixed today or something? So, that's good, right? ** David Ehrenstein, Hey, David. It's possible that Audiard was also doing something at that Festival where Bret did his thing. That might explain it, or maybe something is in the works. If I hear anything, you certainly will. ** FreeFox, Hey. Yeah, I was toying with including the oral stuff in the post, and then I was going to link to it, and then I spaced out or something. Totally with you on the signs. If you ever get to California, there's this amazing ghost town in the middle north of the state, Bodhi, probably the best ghost town I've ever seen, felt. ** Bill, Hey. Yeah, I'll totally fill you in on the Thek. I'm feeling really lucky to be able to cross paths with it. Makes up at least a little for just missing the Gysin show by a hair. They were deinstalling it when I arrived, but it was already bubble-wrapped. The scaffolding/ project piece at Nuit Blanche was really nice. The vid doesn't capture the trippiness of it cloaking the Isle St. Louis bridge, of course. But it was complex and quite druggy. ** The Evil Ghost of JW Veldhoen, Sorry to have missed you last night, but, yeah, all the rain stuff didn't make it easy. Mr. Mark Doten was totally amazing. But I'll see you ere long somehow, obviously. You're here until Halloween or thereabouts? As soon as get 'Them' up and running, I'll be pretty freeish. ** Math, Hey, Math! Really great to see you, and, fuck, that does sound like a total drain. You have days off where we could hook up for a visit? ** Laurabeth, Thanks, pal. It went okay, I think. And if you can make it down for the 23rd, that'll be awesome, obviously. I'll be around, onstage and off. Lots of love to you. ** Kiddiepunk, Punkster! It's nice to picture you and the Biebs strolling around with the Larry Clark. Oh, so you did the deed, hair-wise? I guess I'll go get a Facebook preview then. You good? ** Tonyoneill, Hey, Tony! Oh, man, that's cool. No big. Are you free anytime in the next couple of weeks, 'cos I'd love to see you, obviously. ** David, If it's not too irksome to talk about, what is the mask, or I guess I mean, what does it do? Does it, like, keep your mouth closed or open or something in some particular position or what? Or filter the air? ** Tim Jones-Yelvington, Hi, Tim! Very cool about Pank! I just figured out how to get the internet to work decently where I'm staying, so I'll go find whatever email you sent right away. If it's not too late, I'll send in a bio thing today. ** Steevee, That's okay, man. I hope your head is seriously on the mend now. A d.l. dinner ... yeah, I'm sure we will. Just need to coordinate with the locals, I guess. Luckily, there's a decent amount of time this trip to coordinate things. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Man, I don't think your concern is outsized at all. I mean, yeah, font makes a huge difference. I mean, I don't think YnY being in Arial is fatal or anything, speaking as a reader who just sort of accepts the font in a few seconds and then reads accordingly. But if it really bothers you, will they be hard-assed about changing the font? Is there some Arial devotee there or something? Is there a designer who has a 'vision' for YnY in which Arial is key? It seems like you should voice your concern, no? Surely, your feeling and opinion will be taken seriously? You don't want to hold it in and suffer in silence, I don't think. I'm sorry, Ben. Like I said, if it's any comfort, not knowing any better as a reader, the Arial didn't harm what I got from your work in the magazine at all. So, it launches today? Okay, I'll get prepared to link/ highlight it tomorrow. ** Eli Jürgen, Hi, Eli. Your ex-flatmate sucks. Can I say that? Serious karma coming her way, I think. Those are some pretty sweet, irresistible sounding jobs there. I knew someone who was a singing telegram for their job. They said it was weirdly hellish, but I don't remember why, although, if you start really picturing the mechanics of the job, I guess it could be kind of awkward at least. The new paintings are really, really nice, beautiful. Wow. I think they could be my favorites of the work I've seen of yours thus far. Everyone, the artist and d.l. Eli Jürgen has some new paintings up on his blog, and they're beautiful and eerie, and I really think you should take a look, and I think you'll know why I think so as soon as you click this. ** Davidc, I seem to have managed to conquer your time zone for a night anyway. Third night is always the test. Hope the Homecoming goes well today, and safe travels until you get here. ** Sypha, Hey, James. ** Popzeus, Hi, man! Thanks a lot for being there last night. I'm sorry we didn't get the chance to say hey. Yeah, they're kind of strict there. Every time I step out of rehearsals for a cigarette, the guard practically asks me to show ID before he lets me back in. Same guy every time. Anyway, maybe I'll see you while I'm here since I'm here a while? You around? ** Andrew, The workshop's lap is warm and ready whenever your writing is. Cool. Oh, if you makes feel any better, Kathy said all kinds of stuff that might or might not have actually been the God's truth. The event went pretty well, I think, and we're finishing up rehearsals on Sunday. So, yeah, all is good. ** Nb, Awesome seeing you, man. Maybe I'll see you today or tomorrow? No, at Bryant Park, Tony just asked me poignant and prying questions. I'll look into the dates and exact locales for the spooky houses, you bet. ** Inthemostpeculiarway, Hey. I usually spend most of time when I'm flying reading magazines. I can't really read books. It's too ... something. I can't concentrate in that way on planes. So, I mostly read magazines and glanced up at the movies on that flight. It's hard to compete with grandmas, if it's any consolation. Grandmas are the ultimate go-to relatives. Or mine was. I think I remember that yours isn't as hospitable or doable or something? I'm sure you were a consummate host for the time she was there. Your poor, carved up hands. That ashtray does sound sweet. I should try to find you a sweet Paris ashtray. It's not easy. Most of them are just bowls printed with French crap, or else they're shaped like the Eiffel Tower and really, really impractical. My day: Well, I was pretty out of it all day, as predicted, but a train of double espressos kept me going for short periods between my fixes. So, I was rehearsing 'Them' with Ishmael, Chris, and the performers from 1 pm until 6 pm. It went really well. I really think the piece is going to be okay. I'm finding my way back into how I'm supposed to read the texts. It's curious to read/ perform something that's 25 years old and try to read it like I did back then. But I think it's okay. So, that was good. And the performers are all really, really good and interesting guys too. At 6 pm, they set up the reading 'cos it happened in the same room where we rehearse. The other readers showed up, and I met the two (Max Steele, Robert Smith) whom I hadn't met before, and Mark, of course, Mr. teenagekicks. We talked, and I went out to smoke, and I got to talk to some pals (Misanthrope, Nb, Jesse Bransford, Jared Anderson (who did the art for 'The Weaklings'), Marc Andreotola (I think I spelled that wrong), Eileen Myles, and others. Then there was the reading. It was crowded, which was nice. This guy Travis, who's hosting the 'Them' residency, introduced the readers. He accidentally said 'The George Michaels' Cycle', which created some hilarity. Max and Robert read, and were both very good, and then Mark Doten read from his almost finished new novel, and he was amazing. You should all get a chance to see him read sometime. He reads really well, both carefully and in a really amazing performative way. Then I read three pieces from the 80s. 'Container', 'Dear Secret Diary', and 'Epilogue'. I think it went okay. It was a very rare occasion where I thought I read very well. Usually, I just end up thinking I fucked up the work. So, I think the event went just fine, a success and all that. Afterwards, I was really tired. I talked to pals and some nice audience people for a while, and then I walked back here to where I'm staying in the rain, and got completely drenched, but what the hell. So, that was the day. Today's a day off, so I don't know what's going to happen apart from working on my novel if I can. Your Friday? ** Plexus, King Gaberius. Car wash cash register guy. It has a certain ... ring. That's a curious job. Good luck, I think. I saw the 'offensive' photo. Photobucket must be very uptight. I'll Halloween it here. I've put much scarier pictures up here, so I don't think it'll freak out the system out or anything. Bad as in every sense of the word, I guess. Mostly bad as in ugh. Whatever. It doesn't bother me. It's kind of funny to me now. It makes me feel like a therapist or something. Like, oh, that must be very painful for you. What do you think it is in you that would cause you to think I'm so bad? Etc. No, the Honey Bee Killer has evaded me so far. Is that for real? That's nice. I'm going to google the hell out that. Thank you, G Man. So, how are you spending these work-free days when you're not looking for work? Writing, I hope. Love to you from the loving me. ** Frank Jaffe, Hi, Frank! Oh, you are one lucky fellow to go the Universal Halloween thing. It's a dream of mine. It's the legendary theme park Halloween makeover event, always #1 on the Halloween theme park makeover best of lists, even higher than Knotts Scary Farm, which boggles my mind. Please do fill me in afterwards. NYC is going well so far. I'm really looking forward to seeing you. Give me your coordinates and so on when it's time so we can meet up. ** Postitbreakup, Hey! Glad you liked the post, and, oh man, no sweat about the old emails, of course. Goodness gracious, no. ** Changeling, Hey, man! No, I don't know that story, or I mean I didn't. But it sounds amazing. It's super up my novel's alley, as you'll see. So, thanks a lot for that. Oh, shit, yeah, we might miss each other in France. That totally sucks, but I'm sure France will treat you well without my ministrations. I hope the transport strike is over by then. It probably will be. I'll be back there on the 31st, and that's probably way too late for you? Are you going to Paris? Should I try to hook you up with Oscar and Kiddiepunk? Well, I guess you guys wouldn't need me for that. I think I caught the love you sent, yeah. It might have materialized in the form of my decent night of sleep last night. I'm winging some right back at you. ** Okay, I think we're done for today. Obviously, it's your monthly escorts day here. The usual but different too. You'll see. See you tomorrow.