A Beastly Candidate...

So I'm sitting there, minding my own business while watching something really deep and interesting on TV (Detroit 1-8-7) when yet ANOTHER campaign ad came on.  This one was for Frank Barnitz who is running for the State Senate in Missouri.  It was your basic, everyday ad you see in this part of the country.

You know, I'm pro-life, pro-gun, love God more than you (he's a democrat btw) and all the other shit.  Dude was wearing a nice cowboy hat and doing manly things that you expect in this area of the country.  He's also a great family man and when not out doing manly stuff he's a hard working man.  They even show him hard at work behind a desk typing on his lap top.

Here's Frank..


American Flag ..... check
Cowboy Hat ........ check
Porn Stache ........ check

But, then something happened.  Actually THIS happened ...


OH MY GOD! Look at the hair on that man's hands!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I swear when I saw this it was just like that scene in "JAWS" when the shark ate that little Kitner boy. You know the way the camera zoomed in on Chief Brody and you could see the horror on his face? Yeah, that's what it was like for me.

I mean, holy shit! Look at that!  That dude right there is about to grab the nearest hot blue-eyed blond and climb the tallest building in town and knock planes out of the sky.

I'm telling you people.  It was horrifying to see.

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In other news, I was sad to see the Rangers choke away a 5-0 lead to the Yankees in game one of the ALCS.  But, this did make things a lot better ...


Poor George W. Bush and Nolan Ryan.  Not having a good night.